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                    35 ways to kill yourself

01/07/01
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Heh, I am making this document for the hell of it, because I am just
bored out of my mind. If anyone is REALLY THINKING about committing
suicide please get some help!

NOTE: I DO NOT SUPPORT SUICIDE! THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
ONLY!

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Okay, so you want to know ways of committing suicide? Well I am going to
name many many ways you can accomplish this, enjoy! remember this is for
entertainment purposes only!

Note: Not all these methods described guarentee death.
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1.  Go Play in traffic and get ran over
2.  If you can't swim, drown yourself
3.  Hang yourself
4.  Shoot yourself (more powerful gun, the better)
5.  Create a stick of dynamite and blow yourself up
6.  Piss a horse off and get stomped to death
7.  Get Alcohol Poisioning and die
8.  Drink Household Cleaners
9.  Mix Household Cleaners in hopes for a poisonuous gas
10. Jump off a bridge
11. Go naked outside in the cold and die of hypothermia
12. Poor gasoline on yourself and light yourself on fire
13. Sniff Household Cleaners/Products
14. Huff lots of Gas (great brain damage)
15. Drive off a cliff
16. Jump off a cliff
17. Stab yourself to death <g>
18. Overdose on narcotics
19. Overdose on caffiene
20. Hire someone to kill you
21. Use the imfamous carbon monoxide poisoning method
    in your car.
22. Jump of buildings (in NY you are guarenteed death, because
    the punishment for jumping off buildings is death)
23. Do a crime and get the death penality (NOT RECOMMENDED)
24. Take a bath and drop a radio, or any other device into the tub
25. Submerge yourself in ICE (tub or outside)
26. Use an object to choke yourself (Pen, Pencil, etc.)
27. Break your nose shoving the bone into your brain
28. Break the Zyphoid Process, the bone located right in
    the middle of your rib cage.
29. Drink Bleach
30. Drink Water (Takes 2 gallons in under a 30 minutes)
31. Get Buried alive
32. Sink in Quicksand
33. Kill yourself with starvation
34. Don't drink any water
35. Drop something heavy on you (on head perferably)

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| Hybridos Guide To Suicide           |
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| Assistance: Razor                   |
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I knew that somebody was going to read this crap. Well.. Like we all know, suicide
IS the final solution to everything. I do not encourage anybody to commit suicide
or anyhow find pleasure in hurting anybody.. So I will not be held responsible for
the deaths of any of you suckers out there.. This is just a purely fictional file
for the new millennium.. Happy suicide, Hybrido!


METHODS OF GOiNG TO THE OTHER SiDE
----------------------------------

Like you should already know, there are many ways to leave this world of cruelty
right at this point.. Many of them cause pain and a horrible mess to clean up..
Others make you choke for a long time and die quietly.. Choose yours and do the
world a favour..!


  1. FiREARMS
  -----------
  These nifty bastards cause about 60% of all male suicides. Maybe the most easiest
  way of letting everything go.. And the fastest.. But think of the mess, god damn
  it! The police will have a horrible mess to clean up, pieces of brains everywhere
  and pieces of cranium hanging from the wall..
  The most effective way of using a firearm is to point the barrel into your mouth,
  up to your brains.. One shot should be enough.. But remember to use some weapon
  with a big caliber, or with bad luck you will be sitting in the hospital as a
  vegetable.. Or just use a shotgun and go visit Cobain and Dead of Mayhem..


  2. SLASHiNG THE WRiSTS
  ----------------------
  What a way to go.. This should not be too painful if you know what you are doing..
  If you should happen to have a medicine that makes your arm feeling numb, inject
  that stuff near your wrist.. If you do not have narcotics, take a bucket with ICE
  COLD water and LOTS of ice.. Double the ice.. Hold your arm in that bucket until
  you feel nothing (about one hour).. Then get a razor blade and make three cuts..

    2.1 At the transition of your wrist, right accross..
    2.2 At a 45 degree angle cutting down from the left to the right, accross the
        first cut..
    2.3 From the center of the transition, down to you arm, as long as you feel no
        pain everything is good..

  You should have 6-10 minutes of life left, do whatever you want, but don't spoil
  your attempt by anybody..


  3. MEDiCiNE COMBiNED WiTH ALCOHOL
  ---------------------------------
  Some say this is the most "romantic" way of leaving.. I would not agree with
  that.. ;) Take some sleeping pills and a couple of shots of hard liquor (like
  whiskey / vodka / rum) and combine them.. Pour down a couple of shots, when
  you start to feel numb in the whole body, empty the whole pack of sleeping
  pills (just to ensure everything ;)..


  4. AUTO-DECAPiTATiON CAR
  ------------------------
  This may sound silly, but it appeared somewhere in the news in the year 1993...
  First you need access to a car and a LOOOoong rope.. Or a FAAAAaast car and a
  long rope.. The basic idea is to tie the other end of the rope to a really
  solid object and the other one to your neck.. Open up the car-window and lead
  the rope through the window, and around your neck.. Remember to use a safety
  belt and gas off as fast as you can.. When the end of the rope comes, it should
  basically rip off your head, but at least it should break your neck pretty bad ;)


  5. iS THiS REALLY "THE END"?
  ----------------------------
  Of course there are other methods of ending your life.. Like jumping off a
  building or hopping in front of a train.. They should be pretty quick
  methods for ending your life.. BUT REMEMBER: Even if suicide is one solution
  for ending your life, I do not think it is the right one.. Facing the own
  problems, may be difficult for some, but it is the only true way of solving
  things.. Hope you enjoyed this file, and read other files from Hybrido..

-NO CARRiER-

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   I guess this is the most dangerous file I've ever wriiten, since even
if you follow all directions to the letter, you still die. In fact, that's
the idea. First, let me stress this: I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT SUICIDE IS THE
ANSWER TO ANYTHING. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE NOBILITY OF SUICIDE, NOR DO I
THINK IT IS EASIER TO KILL ONESELF THAN TO FACE THE PROBLEMS AND TRIALS OF
LIFE. Now that that's over with, down to the nitty-gritty. How to kill your-
self!

NOTE: Some info in this file has been taken without permission from the book
FINAL EXIT, a complete guide to euphenasia.

1) FIREARMS
      Firearms are the cause of death for more than 60% of male suicide
deaths each year. They are often thought to be the most sure way of commiting
suicide, and the easiest. This is also the messiest way, and the most diff-
icult for family members to cope with. It may not neccisarily be the most
error free form of suicide, either. If you are planning to use a firearm, be
sure it is at LEAST a .38 or .357 caliber, as anything smaller may not cause
death, and then you're stuck a veggie. Also, the preferred way to blow you
brains out is by putting the barrel of the gun in your mouth, pointed up at
the base of your brain. You could also do a Cobain and use a shotgun. That is
just as effective :)

2) SLASHING WRISTS
        This is actually not as painful as one might think. As long as you
use a sharp blade, it can be quite effective. First, get a large pan or bowl
and fill it with VERY cold water and ice cubes. LOTS of ice. Sit your fore-
arm in it for about 1 hour, or until your arm is COMPLETELY numb. Now, get a
sharp knife, such as a ginsu or your mom's best carving blade, if you don't
have a suitable one. Otherwise use one of those razor util knives, and extend
the blade to full length. Make three cuts.
                a) At the transition of your wrist into your hand, right
                   across.
                b) At a 45ш angle starting from the left point of the first
                   cut. Go from upper-left to lower-right (if it's your left)
                c) From close to the center of the wrist, cut straight down
                   your arm, as far as possible without causing yourself pain

This has the effect of severing the many arteries in your arm, with no hope
of a blood clot or similar effect. You probably have about 6-10 minutes after
doing this, so do it during the Simpsons or something so you can laugh for the
final 10 minutes of your life.

3) CYANIDE
        Cyanide is a very controverial substance. According to different acc-
ounts, death by cyanide ingestion can be quick and painless (12 sec.) or long
drawn out and unbearably painful (4 or 5 days of writhing pain). It is essent-
ially unpredicatble, but death is almost certain in any situation. Cyanide
can be obtained from peach pits, although I am unsure of the exact process
right now (look for an upcoming CH HPA)
        Here are directions for one form of cyanide:
        1. Take a small glass of cold TAP WATER (it has the proper pH)
        2. Stir 1.0 to 1.5 g KCN (potassium cyanide) into the water
        3. After about 5 minutes, the KCN is dissolved and ready to drink
        4. After drinking, you will lose consiuosness in about 1 minute
        5. Death will follow the coma in 15 to 45 minutes.

4) INJECTION
        The key to injecting anything is being able to use a seringe. I will
assume you know how to do this. It is important that all substances I will
describe here be injected into a VEIN, not an ARTERY. This way they will be
re-distributed thru the heart when the blood reaches the heart.
        A) AIR
                Injection of a LARGE amount of air into the blood stream will
                cause cardiac arrest in the victim. The only problem is the
                amount of air that's needed. Close to 40 CC's is required.
                Death is fairly painless, and reasonably fast.

        B) DISTILLED WATER
                I believe this will work, although I am not positive. You
                would probably have to inject the better part of a whole
                bottle of water, like Evian. I don't know about the death.

        C) IODINE
                This is used in China to kill newborn babies. You can use
                either Iodine or Rubbing Alchohol. 20 to 40 CC's should
                ensure rapid death.

        D) NICOTINE
                See my file on making pure nicotine syrup, or one of the
                files in the Jolly Roger Cookbook. Since a few drops ingested
                will cause swift death, I would think that 2-3 CC's directly
                injected should make quick work of you. Be aware that once
                it is injected you will be stoned out of your mind for the
                few (5-10?) minutes before death.

5) PLASTIC BAG
        This is usually used as extra insurence, and should be used with any
        method that involves OD'ing on anything, because this is a failproof
        way to commit suicide. Take a mid sized plastic bag. Not one small
        enough that you'd choke on it, cause that just sucks. Use one that
        is fairly large, but not one that would take forever to fill. Maybe
        a shopping bag or something. Put it on your head and take 2 rubber
        bands and secure it around your neck. The effect is simple. You will
        eventually (1-2 hrs) use up all the Oxygen in the bag. As you run
        low, you will just get sleepy, and fall asleep, and never wake up.

Drug List:
        The following table shows some of the most popular prescription drugs
        and the requirments to kill yourself. All of the pills should be
        taken with alchohol, as this increases the intensity of the drugs.


Generic Name          Trade Name           Lethal Dose         #/tablets
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Flurazepam              Dalamane                3g              100*30mg
Chloral Hydrate         Noctec                  10g             20*500mg
Meprobamate             Miltown, Equanil        45g             112*400mg
Meperidine              Demerol                 3.6g            72*50mg
Morphine                ---                     200mg           14*15mg
Secobarbital            Seconal (sleep agent)   4.5g            45*100mg
Propoxyphene            Darvon (NOT DARVOCET)   2.0g            30*65mg

The best way to take these is to grind up about 3/4 of them and put them in
a yogurt or pudding. Sweeten it with suger to offset the taste. First take
the other 1/4 of them with a glass of wine. Then eat the yogurt with a fair
amount of speed. Then wash it all down with some scotch, wiskey, or other
hard liquor.


Fatal Liquids:

This mixture will work well and be fatal with extreme speed (several
minutes)

Pentobarbital sodium    9g
Alcohol                 20ml
Purified Water          15ml
Propylene glycol        10ml
Orange Syrup            50ml

(Secobarbital sodium can be substituted for the Pentobarbital sodium if
neccesary)

--hack