Unfinished Lunchroom RP (SkyJohnMarkDiablo

Skyler is easting lunch
Skyler is also EATING lunch
JohnQuint is eating lunch

<Skyler>: GOAT intro]

Wrong_Way goes in to the lunch room to eat lunch. He is a bandwagoning scumbag
<JohnQuint>: the lunchroom is packed today. jitters is on lunchroom detail, john is shaking in the corner once more. All is well
Wrong_Way gets a sandwich and looks for someone to sit with since his usual table is full
Skyler drinks some coffee he bought from the store along with the school's lunch, taking notes and mumbling to himself as he eats
Wrong_Way sees skyler being studious and decides to put his tray in front of him and take a seat there
JohnQuint sees Wrong_Way, and quickly turns his head to avoid his gaze
<Wrong_Way>: "Heyyyy...Skyler right?"
Skyler sips his coffee and looks up at Wrong_way
<Skyler>: "Yup. Mark, isn't it?"
JohnQuint does a wave behind his back
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah. Looks like we didn't forget eacch other's names...
Wrong_Way scratches his neck, not sure where to go from here.
<Skyler>: "How've you been?"
Skyler continues taking notes
<Wrong_Way>: "Good good. Lots of classes and saving the world stuff."
<Wrong_Way>: "How about you?"
<Skyler>: "Mostly the former, waiting to do more of the latter."
<Wrong_Way>: "Heh, yeah. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get to it soon."
JohnQuint slurps on his chocolate milk
<Skyler>: "Yeah, already done a little bit. Not like what you see on TV, though."
Skyler sips his coffee

<JohnQuint>: hey Buck ]
<JohnQuint>: you know who I havent seen in a while?]
<Buck>: ?]
<JohnQuint>: diablooooooooooooo]
*** Buck is now known as Motherfucking_Diablo
<JohnQuint>: :3]

<JohnQuint>: H-h-h-hey guy....
JohnQuint looks at the wall
<Skyler>: "Did you know that demons dislike music?"
Skyler smiles to himself
<Wrong_Way>: "Really? Huh. I'll have to play some Nickelback next time I have to fight one."
Wrong_Way hums a bit of one of their songs before taking a bite out of his sandwich
<JohnQuint>: Y-y-you fought a demon?
<Wrong_Way>: "And now you speak, Johnny."
Motherfucking_Diablo stoops through the cafeteria door he's sporting a new chasis, skinnier and lankier, layered armor pieces rather than a thick hull, a dark blue shiny coat with red decals resembling day of the dead skulls, swirls, and lines
<JohnQuint>: I'I-I have been speaking for a bit...
<Skyler>: "Hrm... I wonder if recordings would work. We used instruments."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh...sorry..."
Skyler looks up to witness Diablo
<Wrong_Way>: "I heard a guy scared wolves with a recording, maybe they work the same."
Wrong_Way looks over to where Skyler is looking to and sees Diablo
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh hey, haven't seen him in a while."
Motherfucking_Diablo shoves some kids out of the way in line, and purchases what appears to be a large cream pie
<JohnQuint>: S-s-s-seen who?
<Skyler>: "Well, like, the sounds turn into mag fantastic attacks against them. Like, I used my clarinet to make a bunch of winds and stuff, and my drum for fire. It's a whole little system, s'neat."
<Skyler>: *magic]
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Maybe my phone would bring the actual band and they can help me beat up the demon or wolf I was fighting."
<Skyler>: "Heh, maybe."
<Motherfucking_Diablo>: "Ohohoho shit"
Skyler eats some food
<Motherfucking_Diablo>: "IS THAT MY MAIN MAN QUINT OVER THERE"
*** Motherfucking_Diablo is now known as El_Diablo
<JohnQuint>: Oh...oh god no
Wrong_Way snickers
<El_Diablo>: "I see you over there faggot"
JohnQuint ducks under the table
<JohnQuint>: PleaseHideMeIdontWannaDoThis
Skyler chews his food thoughtfully as he watches the interaction taking place
<Wrong_Way>: "John, don't hide under the table or else you're gonna give Diablo ideas."
<El_Diablo>: "Quint c'mere man"
<JohnQuint>: NoPleaseIAmFine
El_Diablo holds large cream pie in one hand and approaches table
<Skyler>: "Diablo?"
Skyler looks to Wrong_Way
El_Diablo is still 4 tons and 7 feet of douchebag
Wrong_Way decides to be a good friend and block Diablo's view of John under the table
<Wrong_Way>: "Heyyy Diablo, how've you been?"
Wrong_Way gestures under the table for John to scoot and maybe escape
Skyler looks over to Diablo
JohnQuint holds his head, and tries to slink to a table closer to the door
El_Diablo swaggers over to table he seems to like his lips revealing the addition of golden teeth and some nasty robo tongue muscle
Skyler looks at Diablo with an expression mostly of intrigue, with slight bits of disgust
<El_Diablo>: Could have sworn I saw my man Quint over here
<Wrong_Way>: "John? I dunno where he went. You know how he is."
<El_Diablo>: You queers are his friends right?
<El_Diablo>: crouches next to the table laying his pie down on it
<Skyler>: "You gonna eat that?"
Wrong_Way exchanges a glance with Skyler
El_Diablo crouches next to the table laying his pie down on it
Skyler points his fork at the pie
<El_Diablo>: "You want some?
<Skyler>: "You make it sound like a challenge."
JohnQuint turns back
<El_Diablo>: "Some pie numb nuts"
<JohnQuint>: p-pie?
JohnQuint mutters
Skyler takes some of the pie with his fork
<El_Diablo>: "No no here let me"
El_Diablo goes full slap stick and pies Skyler
Wrong_Way nearly chokes on his sandwich when this happens
Skyler continues the action and eats the pie on his fork
<JohnQuint>: hey Sol ]
<El_Diablo>: Hows that taste faglord
JohnQuint tosses a paper at Skyler
<Skyler>: Tastes like it's great to know I'm fully human.
Skyler smiles a big dickass smile under his pie face
Wrong_Way scoots a little in case of a possible fight
<El_Diablo>: "See I used to let that get to man was in a bad place"
El_Diablo lets nasty robo tongue spill out and gold teeth shining
<El_Diablo>: But I'm better than that amigo
<Skyler>: Glad to know you've come to terms with your disability.
<El_Diablo>: So I guess it tastes like being better than you
Wrong_Way wonders if Skyler is trying to start a fight.
Skyler uses a wing to cleanly wipe the pie off of him. The wing blinks out for a slip second with some concentration, and the pie clinging to it falls on the grounf
Skyler is pretty much clean now
<El_Diablo>: BWAAHAHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHA
Skyler rubs his face on his sleeve to get whatever remains off
JohnQuint tosses another paper at Skyler
<El_Diablo>: Holy shit I cant get over these wings faggot
Skyler takes one of the paper and reads it
<JohnQuint>: Dude, the heck are you doing?! You'll get yourself killed
<Skyler>: So, why were you created with an anus instead of a mouth?
El_Diablo looks at skyler
<Skyler>: Something something, everything you say is shit, something something.
El_Diablo looks over his shoulder
Skyler puts his notebook back in his bag
El_Diablo points to himself
<El_Diablo>: Who me?
<Skyler>: You're as smart as you look!
<Skyler>: *coughretconcough* Nice paintjob, by the way.
<El_Diablo>: I saw you 'mirin' faggot
<Skyler>: Really shows who you are on the inside.
<Skyler>: Which is to say, dead.
<El_Diablo>: I've been around this good guy bad guy bush a few times
JohnQuint is freaking out
<Skyler>: It shows.
<El_Diablo>: I'm supposed to be the douchebag here you do know that right?
Skyler has, against all odds, managed to keep a polite smile on his face
JohnQuint reaches into his right pocket, and pulls out the spine. he whips it around the chair, and pulls it out from under Skyler
Wrong_Way is too afraid to eat his sandwich in case someone finally throws a punch
Skyler catches himself on his wings, and bounced back upright
Skyler looks back
<Skyler>: ...What?
<El_Diablo>: So lets just stop watching your friend Quint- *stomps his foot* -shit himself and get to the part where I hang both of you from the flagpole
<JohnQuint>: s-s-stop it!
JohnQuint gets out from under the table
Skyler looks back to Diablo
<Skyler>: You couldn't if you tried, pal.
<El_Diablo>: "So throw a punch faggot"
<JohnQuint>: d-d-dude, s-stop!
<Skyler>: I'll do you one /better/.
Skyler flares wing wings out, using them to grab Diablo and suplex him onto the table
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh sweet lord."
El_Diablo crashes down onto the table
Wrong_Way wonders where's a security guard when you need one.
Skyler covers himself in aura, pretty sure he's about to get his ass kicked
<El_Diablo>: Ahahahahaha
<El_Diablo>: You impudent little shit
<El_Diablo>: I had a crick in my back thanks faggot
<Skyler>: I didn't know you had such a big boy vocabulary!
El_Diablo stands back up
<El_Diablo>: Hoo woah man slow down funny guy"
<El_Diablo>: "Don't stress yourself out"
<JohnQuint>: AughNoSomeoneIsgonnaGetHurt!
El_Diablo crouches and raises his arms fingers curled slightly and gold teeth grinning
El_Diablo swipes at Skyler a few times with opened hands
Skyler hope backwards, assisted by a flap of his wings
<Skyler>: *hops]
<Skyler>: I get a bad feeling we're not going to accomplish anything with this...]
<El_Diablo>: Ya runnin from a little love tap
<Skyler>: I don't really run too much, what with the wings.
<El_Diablo>: [well diablo's indestructable, skyler can just keep jumping and flying away so either I play my usual villain in rps and be a total ass clown for people to shit on or skyler gets his shit slapped]
<El_Diablo>: I know a runner when I see one, faggot
<El_Diablo>: Ahahaha
JohnQuint runs over to Wrong_Way
<JohnQuint>: WhatShouldWeDoWeShouldStopThis!
Skyler scratches the side of his face, contemplating the situation
El_Diablo sits back down
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, you okay Diablo?"
<El_Diablo>: Imma just enjoy my lunch
<Wrong_Way>: "Cool, cool..."
<El_Diablo>: Faggot on the fly over here can't make me leave
Wrong_Way looks back to John with a shrug and goes back to finishing his sandwich
<Skyler>: Who said anything about you leaving?
Skyler begins walking back to the table
El_Diablo flips the table
El_Diablo breathes fire
<El_Diablo>: I DID YOU FUCKING RETARD JUST FUCKING NOW
<El_Diablo>: OPEN YOUR GOD DAMN EARS SHIT LORD
<Skyler>: ...
Skyler walks over to retrieve his coffee from the floor. Only about half spilled out, that's good.
Skyler takes a sip
<Skyler>: I think, you need to relax.
<El_Diablo>: AHAHAHAHA
<El_Diablo>: SEE THATS THE THING CUM DUMPSTER
Wrong_Way looks at his sandwich on the floor and sighs
<El_Diablo>: I NEVER RELAX IM THE FUCKING POSTAL SERVICE OF RUINING YOUR FUCKING DAY, NEITHER RAIN SLEET OR CALMING DOWN WILL STOP ME"
<El_Diablo>: Quint can hide this time
<El_Diablo>: But looks at this shit
<Skyler>: Sounds like a rewarding lifestyle...
JohnQuint picks up Wrong_Way's sandwich, and hands it to him
Skyler sips
<El_Diablo>: I do what I love faggot, I'm a man of simple tastes
<El_Diablo>: But you know that wore me out
<El_Diablo>: Could use some energy
<Skyler>: Simple. Good choice of words.
JohnQuint punches Skyler in the leg
El_Diablo snatches coffee and pours it into nasty robot mouth crushes the mug/cup and then belches fire
Wrong_Way brushes off any dirt or dust off the sandwich and ends u dropping it again when he sees John punch Skyler
Skyler is currently in battle mode, his leg doesn't move
<Skyler>: Yeah, buddy?
El_Diablo throws now empty coffee back at Skyler
<Skyler>: -The cup bounces off of Skyler, who's looking down at John-
<El_Diablo>: Free coffee bitches
Skyler looks over to the coffee, as if he only just now noticed it, then up at Diablo
<Skyler>: If you can drink, I assume you've got got someplace for the waste to come out. Does that /work/? Y'know, for the /important/ stuff?
<JohnQuint>: S-s-stop antago-gu-nizing h-h-him
<El_Diablo>: Hold the god damn phone
<El_Diablo>: Is your shit talking asking if I shit?
<Skyler>: No, buddy. I'm asking if your DICK works.
<Skyler>: Y'know, for when you're doin' it up the ass with your boy toys.
<El_Diablo>: Your mom seemed to think it worked just fine
<Skyler>: So that's a no.
Skyler nods and shrugs
<Skyler>: That explains just about everything.
<El_Diablo>: Nah you know thats not a full explanation
El_Diablo undoes two clips on the side of his robo crotch area
<El_Diablo>: Show and tell anyone?
Skyler covers his mouth and laughs
<El_Diablo>: S'matter
<El_Diablo>: Go ahead see if Im bluffing
<Skyler>: Nah, nah. You win this battle of wits.
<Skyler>: I'm not looking at any infertile cyborg dicks today.
Wrong_Way wonders how many times people have exposed themselves at this school
Wrong_Way picks up his sandwich off of the floor again and wonders if he should even attempt to eat it again.
<Skyler>: It takes a /true/ man, to publicly expose his crotch out of sheer frustration.
<El_Diablo>: Running again faggot

AND THEN WE ALL GAVE UP
AS YOU CAN SEE IT WAS A GIANT PISSING CONTEST

THE END