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BORED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, LETS CHAT

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str0ng: Are you the admin on that RP server?
[D4] Trojan [D4] Toostrong: there is 4 on atm
[D4] Trojan [D4] Toostrong: Yes I'm 1
str0ng: I believe I was banned wrongfully
str0ng: 1 second
str0ng: let me get my lawyer
Your chat with [D4] Trojan [D4] Toostrong is now a multi-user chat.
str0ng's lawyer entered chat.
str0ng's lawyer: Hello.
str0ng: Alright, my lawyer is here.
str0ng's lawyer: Why are you harrassing my client?
str0ng: I need to discuss my ban with you.
str0ng: Uhm, sir.
str0ng: This is a legit discussion please do not ignore it.
str0ng's lawyer is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
str0ng's lawyer: Why were my client and I banned?
str0ng: Unless you are currently discussing with your fellow administrators.
str0ng's lawyer: In which case, please invite them here.
str0ng: Yes, we are having a few problems.
str0ng's lawyer: Since you banned us, our Gmod is no longer working. We are holding you accountable for destruction of property.
str0ng: I can't exit this black screen
str0ng: CONTROL+ALT+DELETE isn't even working.
str0ng's lawyer: You have fried my client's GPU. This GPU cost $150. We expect full compensation.
str0ng's lawyer: No, we DEMAND full compensation.
str0ng: This isn't working, he is just ignoring us.
str0ng: Perhaps you know the server owner?
str0ng's lawyer: I do not.
str0ng's lawyer: Should be easy enough to find.
str0ng: Okay, we will contact him sometimes soon.
str0ng: This administrator does not understand the severity of these issues
str0ng's lawyer: Class B Felony.
str0ng: His banning has caused my entire game to freeze, no hotkeys are working (windows hotkeys).
str0ng: Only steam is working at the moment.
str0ng's lawyer: Besides Shift+Tab, of course.
str0ng: Can't even open task manager
str0ng: I second, lawyer you might need to get your lawyer.
str0ng's lawyer: Could you please bring him in?
str0ng: Talking to him right now.
str0ng: He is coming.
Strong's lawyer's lawyer entered chat.
str0ng: He is here
str0ng's lawyer: I am willing to charge this man with criminal negligence in the breaking of my client's GPU.
str0ng: I got your lawyer in, my lawyers lawyer.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer entered chat.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Hello.
str0ng: Hello.
str0ng: So you understand what is going on?
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Yes.
str0ng: Well, to review, I was banned and now this admin is ignoring me.
[D4] Trojan [D4] Toostrong is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
str0ng: I seek to be unbanned, but he is simply now listening
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Hmm, I see.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Well, I'll have to contact my lawyer.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Sir, Why did you ban my client?
str0ng: This is okay.
str0ng: Well he didn't ban your client.
str0ng: He banned your client's client's client.
str0ng: And your client's client
str0ng's lawyer: Only my client was banned. The rest of you need to go.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: No.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Your lawyer may be in trouble.
str0ng: Yes, that is why I invited him.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: We may have a good case here.
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Strong's lawyer's lawyer: It's all right, my lawyer knows these things.
str0ng: So he is active, yet not talking.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: I'm the best lawyer's lawyer in New York.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Well, We have proof here.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: He is active, But not talking.
str0ng: Sue.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Yes.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: I'll call my lawyer.
str0ng: We are just now contacting the server administrators.
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Viking(Ms.Hope) entered chat.
str0ng: Hello.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Hello.
str0ng: Are you the admin of the roleplay server?
Viking(Ms.Hope): yup
Viking(Ms.Hope): i was the one to bann u
str0ng's lawyer: My client was wrongly banned.
str0ng: I believe I was banned on false grounds.
str0ng: I brought my lawyers.
str0ng: And their lawyers.
str0ng's lawyer: Please, provide the terms of the ban.
str0ng: We need to talk.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: My client's client's client was wrongly banned, We demand an explaination.
str0ng: The admin said it was "prop climbing"
str0ng: but I had done no such thing
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: We demand video and DNA proof.
str0ng's lawyer: That is a completely false accusation. Prop climbing is illogical.
str0ng: I was on a rocket and blasting off into space, when some administrator removed my prop and banned me.
str0ng: This is the second ban he has no justification for.
str0ng's lawyer: Let's go ahead and define "climbing."  The sport or activity of ascending mountains or cliffs.
str0ng's lawyer: Therefore; prop climbing does not exist.
str0ng's lawyer: You have no case.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: We will sue.
str0ng: The server rules do not even cover "rockets"
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str0ng: "rockets" are legal in the city, infact I spawned one and it deducted 10 dollars, then an admin removed it.
Viking(Ms.Hope): your dumbasses lmfao how old r u 5?
str0ng's lawyer: You are clearly abusing your powers.
str0ng: So, what is your proof?
str0ng's lawyer: My lawyer's lawyer is 5, yes.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: I am 6.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Well, 6 and a half.
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str0ng: Look, Viking, we mean no harm to you and your server.
str0ng: But when it comes to unjustified bans, we seek justification.
str0ng's lawyer: Demand it, rather.
Strong's lawyer's lawyer: But, if the ban was unjustified, there may be severe legal implications.
str0ng: And you people are showing none when we can clearly provide enough evidence against you.
[D4] Prunecow is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
[D4] Prunecow entered chat.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: I am contacting steam support, We may get Gabe Newell to show up at court if we provide enough evidence.
[D4] Prunecow: HERRO
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Hello.
[D4] Trojan [D4] Toostrong: Your mad?
str0ng: If justification cannot be met, we will have to contact your server providers and take you down.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Well, On the contrary.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Yes.
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Palmbeatz[Qc] entered chat.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: DO U HAS BACONZ?
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Hello.
[D4] Toostrong: Oh.
[D4] Toostrong: Tell me another strory pls?
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: I do not have bacon, No.
[D4] Toostrong: I'm still awake.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: wel I DOO!!
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: That is very nice.
str0ng: Okay, people.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: in today society what good is a lawyer?
[D4] Toostrong: Yes, Were People, now leave our planet.
str0ng's lawyer: Please, be civil. I am simply seeking justice for my client.
str0ng: They are my lawyers, you best take this more seriously.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: We're just trying to work this out.
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Palmbeatz[Qc]: if u not smart enough to prove your case by yourself shoulndt be a loud to pay to have someone smarter then u to think up a reason to justify what u did or didnt do
str0ng's lawyer: So, please, tell me the terms of my client's ban.
[D4] Prunecow: HES GAY
[D4] Prunecow: YENOUGH SAID
Palmbeatz[Qc]: NUFF SAID
[D4] Prunecow: Good day bitch
str0ng: Sir, calm down.
str0ng's lawyer: You don't have to pay for alwyers.
str0ng's lawyer: lawyers, rather.
str0ng: Homosexuality took no place in the ban.
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Sir, Please calm down.
[D4] Toostrong: I'm Rick James Bitch/
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Okay, Rick.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: wait im tripping out looking through random papers hoping to fins a small peice of crack or maybe some lint
[D4] Toostrong: LOL
[D4] Prunecow: never said it did. i said hes gay. end of story. KTHNXBAI brosky
str0ng: Here is the problem, you guys banned us on wrong grounds.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: dude
Palmbeatz[Qc]: look
str0ng: We advise you to run your server more efficently.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: over ther
Palmbeatz[Qc]: then back here
Palmbeatz[Qc]: now
Palmbeatz[Qc]: do u feel me touching u?
str0ng: The US supreme court will have you taken in if you cannot meet justification.
[D4] Toostrong: LOL
Palmbeatz[Qc]: hahahaha
str0ng's lawyer: Your homophobia is not a justification of my client's ban.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: well u cant do nothin
Palmbeatz[Qc]: im CANADIAN!!
str0ng: Yes, we can.
str0ng's lawyer: We will go straight to the top.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: <----u c the QC
str0ng: We can send US troops into your country.
Viking(Ms.Hope): keep this up and it will be permenant
str0ng's lawyer: You broke my client's GPU.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: MEANS QUEBEC FUCKER
[D4] Prunecow: ur mons a bitch strong. shes too big, i saw her on a girl v girl porn site, good thing i did not prescribe
str0ng: You don't understand, do you.
str0ng's lawyer: That is libel. I could sue you.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: strong
str0ng: You think this is a joke, correct?
Palmbeatz[Qc]: look its not rp now
Palmbeatz[Qc]: its a build server
Palmbeatz[Qc]: gosh
Palmbeatz[Qc]: golly
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Sir, I may need to call my lawyer.
str0ng: That does not change the argument.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: it is
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: It appears they are trying to ban me for homosexuality.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: only build now
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str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: That's not against the rules.
str0ng: So how does that change the argument?
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Now there is no reason, I am calling my lawyer.
str0ng: And if it did, I should be unbanned for "breaking" the rules.
Viking(Ms.Hope): actually imma fix it so its a perma ban :)
[D4] Toostrong: :D
[D4] Prunecow: Besure to tell ur lawyer ur gay
[D4] Prunecow: he might start touching u
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: Well, He is.
Viking(Ms.Hope): lol
str0ng: So, homosexuality is a problem?
[D4] Prunecow: make sure he knows ur not there for a physical
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: This may be a case of harassment.
[D4] Toostrong: If it involves you yes.
Viking(Ms.Hope): lmao
[D4] Prunecow: shit i didnt even ask.
[D4] Toostrong: YOU STARTED IT BY BREAKING RULES,
[D4] Prunecow: u a bitch or a dick?
str0ng: You see when I joined the server I was not informed it was christian, so I found that these acts were legal.
Viking(Ms.Hope): ohhh these ppl are iraqies
str0ng: We are now in contact with your server provider.
str0ng: Keep in mind we have the documents written right here
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer: I hate taken DNA From the crime scene.
str0ng: We have the ability to take the server offline at any given him
str0ng: time*
str0ng's lawyer has changed their name to Dicks Johnson.
Dicks Johnson left chat.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: lol and i have th ability to turn it on and off too so?
[D4] Prunecow: plz dont do it
[D4] Prunecow: ill touch ur gay ass cock if i have to
str0ngs lawyer's lawyer's lawyer has changed their name to str0ng's lawyer.
Viking(Ms.Hope): haha
Palmbeatz[Qc]: hey
str0ng: Hm?
str0ng's lawyer: Well, I believe my client is innocent.
[D4] Prunecow: i dont want the server to go down
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str0ng: Neither do I
Palmbeatz[Qc]: my mom uses to tell me my u have a big penis for a 4 year old
str0ng's lawyer: We just want cooperation here.
[D4] Toostrong: LOL
str0ng's lawyer: Well, That's nice.
Viking(Ms.Hope): lolol
[D4] Prunecow: if u want, ill rape u tie u down to a bed, get u wet, just PLZ DONT SHUT DOWN THE SERVER!!!
str0ng's lawyer: Stay calm, All we want is cooperation.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: plz hack away
str0ng: Have you ever been in court before?
Palmbeatz[Qc]: ill have a new one in not time
Viking(Ms.Hope): hack hack hack
str0ng: These immature "jokes"
[D4] Toostrong: HACK IT HACK IT!
str0ng: are pretty witty
str0ng's lawyer: I don't think any of you are taking this serious.
Viking(Ms.Hope): HACK HACK HACK
[D4] Toostrong: Pls Hack.
[D4] Toostrong: FOR ME?
[D4] Toostrong: -puppy face-
[D4] Toostrong: :P
Palmbeatz[Qc]: dude ur messing with a dude whos goin to court over your ass cause i was THAT MILK MAN THAT GAVE U THAT TOY CAR !$ YEARS AGO>>DONT U REMEMBER?
Viking(Ms.Hope): THESE ARE IRAQIESSS RUNNNN FOR YOUR LIFE
[D4] Prunecow: ill be "joking" myself into ur body sexy ass lawyer
[D4] Toostrong: Prune
[D4] Toostrong: LOLOLOL
str0ng: Hm?
str0ng: 1 second please.
str0ng's lawyer: Me and my client will be right back.
[D4] Prunecow: lol gay fags
[D4] Toostrong: You know, you come to our server, do things against the rules, then hire 3 5 yr old lawyers 2 back you up, so intellegent.
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[D4] Toostrong: Buttheads.
[D4] Toostrong: :P
str0ng: Against the rules?
[D4] Toostrong: There silly.
str0ng: You haven't even stated what we did wrong
[D4] Prunecow: yeah strong.. u tried to lick my dick
[D4] Toostrong: Erm
str0ng: Homosexuality?
str0ng: I didn't see that in the rules
str0ng's lawyer: I don't think that is against the rules.
[D4] Prunecow: check my ass
[D4] Toostrong: He was rlly into you prune.
str0ng's lawyer: I have a copy of the rules page, And it is not in here.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: ok u didnt quiet lick all off my nut sack so part of it is like drying out now while the other side is like overly moist
[D4] Toostrong: LOL
[D4] Toostrong: Palm
Palmbeatz[Qc]: gosh
Palmbeatz[Qc]: yes dear?
Palmbeatz[Qc]: supper ready?
[D4] Prunecow: the official rules are in my ass.. u searched my dick
Palmbeatz[Qc]: GET BACK IN DAFUQING KICTCH#ENN
str0ng: So far, we have scanned the rules, nothing against homosexuality.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: no i have nothin agaisnt either except 8=====D+8====D dont maske babies
str0ng: And by the way you guys are speaking it seems you have been drinking high amounts of fluoride.
[D4] Prunecow: u have the unnofficial rules bro. u STILL havent checked my dirty ass cheeks
[D4] Prunecow: u know flouride is the shit the dentist gives u right:
Palmbeatz[Qc]: ok look why do u need to be unbanned if u only looking into rp rules
str0ng: High amounts of fluoride will feminize your male hormones.
[D4] Prunecow: fluoride is used by dentist to clean shit, not look up rules
Palmbeatz[Qc]: right i feminize my gf everynight and thats why my neighboors say WHY DONT U MAKE ME SCREAM LIKE HE DID WTF U SMALL COCK BITCH
str0ng's lawyer: Sir, Please calm down.
str0ng: Fluoride is also put inside your drinking water.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: I AM CALM *drinks more redBULL*
str0ng: I see.
str0ng's lawyer: We are in contact with the server provider.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: WHERE DA FUQ MY LAWYER AT EH WTF IS THIS CHEAP ASS 1X 2 SHIT
str0ng: Consuming illegal contents.
str0ng: My lawyers are best in state.
str0ng: I'm paying over 1 million a month for them.
str0ng: Each of them has 44 years of experience.
str0ng: Over 44 years, infact.
str0ng's lawyer: These are facts.
[D4] Prunecow: XXX u pay more for my dick than u do for them? that makes me feel good
str0ng: Before we begin with more legal issues, may I ask how old all of you are?
Palmbeatz[Qc]: ok u willl be unbanned and ther is no rp so yeah wtv ur call after that
str0ng's lawyer: I need to be unbanned too, Or my lawyer will take legal actions.
Palmbeatz[Qc]: im ready i was a drug dealer i have ad lawyers b4 ..
Palmbeatz[Qc]: lol and ths is a game if u c u guys at my house
Palmbeatz[Qc]: it gonna be awesome to c u finally
str0ng's lawyer: Well good news, We've contacted your house.
str0ng's lawyer: Host*
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