It was a regular Friday night. FW, Nervig, and ZipZoop were spending time inside, since it was raining. They were busy gobbling each other’s nuts when suddenly there was a knock at the door. “Now who could that be?” asked Nervig as he pulled his large cock out of ZipZoop’s filter compartment. FW opened the door and to their surprise, it was spheri. “What is going on here, I heard all this noise from my couch”. “We’re just having a good ol’ fashioned threesome”, says FW with a cum stained smile. “Ah, I see” says spheri. “There is just one problem”, he adds. “What would that be?” asks Nervig. “You forgot me”, spheri says, as he whips out his 24 inch stainless steel penis. “ITS SO HUGE!” screams Zip, “I WANT THAT SHIT IN MY POT”! “Ah, I see” says Spheri as he begins fucking the shit out of ZipZoop with his massive dong, almost breaking the glass of his coffee pot as it tries to contain its size. As everyone is going to town on each other, discovering their bodies in new unimaginable ways, the front door busts open, and Big Lincoln comes in in a drunken stupor. “I’m ready for some drinking and fucking!” he screams as he rips off his pants and dives into the meat pile. As everyone is fucking like pigs in a mud pile, the front window smashes in and invalidum climbs in. “good morning!” he exclaims, “This is real time cozy hours” as he floats over, since he is always lying down. He floats down to the floor and everyone proceeds to use him as a cum rug for their sexual endeavors.
Suddenly the other front window smashes in and K3rn jumps in, screaming “TFW NO K3RNFU!!!” as he begins skullfucking Nervig. The noise was so loud it woke up bananers, who was sleeping upstairs. “What’s going on? Santa?” asked innocent bananers. “No bananers, we’re just fucking the shit out of each other” replied someone from downstairs. “OH SHIT NIGGA” yelled bananers in his demon voice, as he ran upstairs to hide from the madness. Just then, the other front window smashed open, but no one came in. Everyone stopped and stared at the window, that was broken open wider than invalidum’s asshole at this point. Just then they heard a voice. “Hey Vsauce, Michael here!” as Dal jumped in, followed by duznot. Dal started scuffing everyone’s balls while duznot started fucking FW with his dicknipples. “Can you smell what the rock is cooking?” he screams as he bashes his own dick with coconuts. During this charade, Onion walks in, saying “wassup everybody” as he whips out his massive black cock and flops it on the table. Everyone starts feasting on his cock, until he lets out a “BWAAAAAAAHAAA” as he climaxes. 3 more front windows smash open and abraxxas, yuru, and aqua come inside and start sucking each others titties like a kid sucks the last bit of his caprisun. Suddenly, another front window smashes and Worm comes in the front door in his spartan armor. “I need help getting his armor off” he says. “I’ll help you, good morning” says invalidum as he gets up, rubbing off the cum from his body. He takes off the armor and everyone begins going to town. Suddenly, Pinapples rides in on a kangaroo. “who wants to play with my pipe?” he says, as he whips out his digeridoo and starts blowing into it. Worm sticks his nuts into the other end of it and it makes the digeridoo sound clogged and muffled. Pinapples blows harder, and suddenly worm’s nuts fly out and smack everyone in the face, including his own. Then all of a sudden… Tupper walks in… and shit gets real…