Chain 085: SCP Foundation

Chain 085: SCP Foundation
Location: Area 14
Identity: SCP [-200]
Drawbacks: [+600] SCP-682; Die, Monster! (Object class: Keter)
[Free]      Alternative Nutritional Needs
[300/1400]  Agitation Field
[400/1400]  Bottle of SCP-500
[600/1400]  SCP-143 Sapling
[1000/1400] SCP-914's Manual
[1400/1400] Selective Import: Demona, Conspiracy

What a thing. I wake up in a concrete cell, Demona wakes up (in gargoyle form) in a concrete cell next to mine, and the Conspiracy of Ravens (in bird form) all wake up in a much, much larger cell in a rather less secure location because there's simply so many of them.

Honestly, things were fine until that damn lizard got shipped in, escaped, and came right for me. Turns out that my saber was fairly effective in chopping off limbs, but it didn't actually kill him, and he somehow regenerated the damage fairly rapidly anyway. But on the plus side, that gave me the opportunity to make good my escape without exposing too many other abilities that I had, while dragging Demona out with me. Though I took pains to avoid causing human casualties.

Being as the Foundation was a complete and utter dick to me, I felt entirely justified in being an utter dick back at them. I went to the site that they were at and set loose the Conspiracy, and while the birds were busy flying for the exit, I stole the Foundation's bottle of SCP-500. Although Josie jumped on my face and clawed the hell out of me. (She's a good kitty, though, so I put a binder clip on the scruff of her neck and she stopped doing much of anything until someone got her later.) And then I broke back in at another site six months later, played with SCP-914 for a good little bit while everyone was distracted by other chaos that I'd caused, and walked back out with what seemed to be a fully functional manual for the thing, along with a few other small but ultimately trivial trinkets. And then I went to a valley adjacent to another site and stole a bladewood sapling, for the hell of it.

Much of the rest of my stay was spent with Demona, who essentially had the same effects that I did, what with the agitation field. Though she apparently gained a personal Hammerspace, too, so she could mimic much of what I did with portals to my warehouse and the robots inside delivering items on demand. Of course, the Conspiracy seemed to get something similar, if less powerful - they had hammerspace, but they turned out to just regenerate from any damage at all. Slowly, true, but it was a handy thing. Dodging the Foundation, the Global Occult Coalition, and similar groups... that was the challenging thing.

Well, that, and trying to derail the occasional apocalypse. But isn't that what being an achron with Psijic training is for, after all? Screw causality, there are too many apocalypses, and if Demona and I can shut down anomalous things, and all of us can kill any portals ripped into reality... well, why not help keep the masquerade? It's not for the Foundation's sake, it's for the everyday person who doesn't know anything about this sort of thing, and doesn't deserve to die screaming when the sky breaks.

I only got recaptured twice. Though they held me a while the second time - turns out telekill alloy is surprisingly good at blocking apparation.