[Classic FR] Day of All-Twelves

>Day of All-Twelves in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Stand up and part your window's soft pink satin curtains.
>Fluttershy would probably have a maregasm if she heard that phrase...
>Peek outside.
>Pinkie Pie is standing under cotton candy clouds drizzling chocolate rain.
>Berry is lounging around bases of Truffula trees with wine bottles hanging from them.
What in the buck is going on here?
>Knock knock.
>Well, at least there's some consistency to this day...
>Slap on a pair of pants and go answer the door.
>"Oh, h-hi Anon..." Fluttershy blushes and kicks a hoof into the ground meekly.
>She sure seems to be taking this reality-bending well...
Fluttershy, why aren't you freaking out?
>"A-About what, Anon?"
>You slap your palm to your forehead, dragging it down in anguish.
This whole... Discord-esque chaos thing.
>You gesture to the warped world around you.
>"O-Oh... That's just All-Twelves Day."
What the fuck is All-Twelves Day?
>"Well, whenever the day, month, and year are the same number, Celestia grants each p0ny one wish."
>Well that's... pretty cool actually.
>"That's why I'm here, Anon."
>She turns around and presents herself to you, craning her head to look back.
>She wiggles her rump. "My wish is for that h-hot monkey dick."
>Your recently-donned pants explode in a mist of fabric and bullshit magic.
>Your traitorous dick immediately stands at attention and your body slides along the ground on a collision course.
>Impact in t-minus 5 seconds...
Houston, we have a problem!
>You close your eyes tight and your mind races.
>Think of something!
>Quick!
>Oh! Got it!
>Better hope Celestia gave you a wish too.
>With your eyes still pinned shut, you're milked dry.
>Once you're done cumming, you open your eyes to a rainbow colored mane on a blue p0ny.
>Looks like you got your wish.