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The Battle of 11/08/2017

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  1. DATE: 11/08/2017
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  3. After The Battle of the Remants, the regime retreated further back into their territory being pursued by the Union. The Union managed to catch up to them. The remnants managed to fend off the Union, however they took many casualties.
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  5. Belligerent #1
  6. Regime Remnants
  7. - jman
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  9. Belligerent #2:
  10. Union of #8chan
  11. - Jax
  12. - Adnol
  13. - princesskitana
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  16. Result: Indecisive
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  18. IMAGES
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  20. UNION SOLDIERS PATROLLING AFTER THE BATTLE
  21. http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/lg/public/2012/01/17/218320-mexico.jpg
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  23. REMNANTS SCOUTS
  24. https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/720/cpsprodpb/1C43/production/_87753270_87753021.jpg
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  26. UNION SOLDIERS ENGAGE THE REMNANTS
  27. http://www.historyshistories.com/uploads/5/5/3/8/55383793/6896305.jpg?480
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  29. REMNANT ARTILLERY SHELLING UNION TERRITORY
  30. http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-09-18-1442585241-1086938-YomKippurWar21.jpg
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  32. UNION SOLDIERS ATTACKING REMNANT SCOUTS
  33. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-wCJFNxyckzyVTW9xEyK4GwZhAyESC0BwwXm2Kxho48dZKaSa
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  38. 13:52 *** Adnol joined #8chan
  39. <Rance-> https://youtu.be/waR9XiXjkYk
  40. Topic set by copypaste on Wed Nov 08 2017 13:20:27 GMT-0600 (CST)
  41. 13:52 jman so pk was bait to get ratfink's hops removed
  42. 13:52 jman makes sense ((()))
  43. 13:52 Adnol I AM MAKING PEEPEPOOPIES FOLKS
  44. 13:52 Adnol I AM POOPOO AND PEEPEE
  45. 13:52 Adnol I AM MAKING PEEPEEPOOPIES FOLKS
  46. 13:52 _alph4_ Adnol: who the fuck are you
  47. 13:52 jman so why wasn't owo's hops removed?
  48. 13:52 Adnol farts
  49. 13:52 Jax lol
  50. 13:53 *** quax joined #8chan
  51. 13:53 Adnol lmao jman is a regime sympathizer
  52. 13:53 jman Adnol: shush child
  53. 13:53 jman adults are speaking
  54. 13:53 Adnol the rebellion won
  55. 13:53 Adnol you lost
  56. 13:53 Adnol ha
  57. 13:53 jman o_O
  58. 13:53 jman how do you figure
  59. 13:53 bub idk owo has been op for a while before this
  60. 13:53 jman I'm here to collect salt
  61. 13:53 jman so has rf
  62. 13:53 Adnol haw
  63. 13:53 Adnol we won
  64. 13:53 Adnol the twink lost
  65. 13:54 bub yeah but he was the one in question
  66. 13:54 Jax RatFink became saturated in salt
  67. 13:54 bub what does it have to do with owo
  68. 13:54 jman so basically owo gets a slide for doing the same exact thing
  69. 13:54 jman because "ratfink was the one in question"
  70. 13:54 Jax ya
  71. 13:54 jman that sounds pretty mutiny
  72. 13:54 Adnol owo does not abuse op
  73. 13:54 Jax Name one person owo banned for days
  74. 13:54 jman princesskitna
  75. 13:54 Christistheway spicfink is an old spic loser jealous of my success and riches, very sad folks
  76. 13:54 Adnol ^
  77. 13:55 Jax That was RatFink
  78. 13:55 jman no, that was not RatFink
  79. 13:55 Jax Who is Kirkland_Signature
  80. 13:55 Jax Yes it was
  81. 13:55 Adnol christistheway he tounged black anuses
  82. 13:55 bub owo was unbanning pk
  83. 13:55 jman owo was also banning people who made fun of pk
  84. 13:55 Christistheway Adnol: His ex-wifes new partner, yes
  85. 13:55 Christistheway He tongued his anus
  86. 13:55 Adnol yes
  87. 13:55 Adnol does the ANTIFAA protect against that
  88. 13:55 Jax Okay well maybe it is an issue
  89. 13:55 Christistheway It does not
  90. 13:55 Adnol dang
  91. 13:56 Christistheway ANTIFAA is specifically to stop niggers from tonguing white men's anuses
  92. 13:56 Jax But either way RatFink would ban me for Adnol trash talking him
  93. 13:56 jman yes
  94. 13:56 Jax While I was silent
  95. 13:56 jman well
  96. 13:56 Jax Did you see owo do this?
  97. 13:56 jman pk would ban someone she thought ratfink likes
  98. 13:56 Adnol lol jax he banned me when ponyo spammed
  99. 13:56 jman rf would do the same
  100. 13:56 jman owo was botting so that's kinda worse
  101. 13:56 Adnol so was tard
  102. 13:56 Adnol tard was regime
  103. 13:56 Christistheway Imagine if you will, folks, having so little life you sit on an IRC channel all day kicking or banning anyone who remotely challenges you or isn't sucking your cock virtually
  104. 13:56 jman tard's bot was to reverse the owo bans
  105. 13:57 Jax Adnol I told you
  106. 13:57 Christistheway Very sad, quite pathetic, honestly.
  107. 13:57 Jax The infighting would occur
  108. 13:57 Adnol yea yea rub it in
  109. 13:57 or Adnol i got banned from that channel without typing because you and the stupid people you sent from here
  110. 13:57 princesskitana jman I explained it yesterday to CrazyMoniker
  111. 13:57 JEWS https://www.gq.com/story/where-campaign-merch-goes-to-die
  112. 13:57 Adnol we all knew there would be a war with the remnants of the regime
  113. 13:57 jman and I came asking what happened today
  114. 13:57 princesskitana My reasons for what I did
  115. 13:57 JEWS >And what of the guacamole bowl, with its “rustic charcoal coloring” and “iconic 3-legged design”? A Jeb campaign source—yes, this person actually requested to go on background to discuss a guacamole bowl—says, unfortunately, they “gave them away to staff.”
  116. 13:57 jman pk your reasons are invalid
  117. 13:57 Adnol sad they can't accept they lost
  118. 13:57 jman you were used as bait to remove rf's hops
  119. 13:57 jman you're not smart enough to do that
  120. 13:58 Jax jman
  121. 13:58 princesskitana Whatever the reason the deed is done jman.
  122. 13:58 jman what deed?
  123. 13:58 jman you were on a campaign remember
  124. 13:58 or anal stretching
  125. 13:58 jman lol
  126. 13:58 Jax Is there a point to this finger pointing that you would like to see?
  127. 13:58 tard hello jman
  128. 13:58 jman o_O
  129. 13:58 jman hello tard
  130. 13:58 princesskitana Yes my campaign was to remove the Rat
  131. 13:58 zof hello jman
  132. 13:58 jman no that was not your campaign
  133. 13:58 *** challinor left #8chan
  134. 13:58 jman you were used into making that your campaign
  135. 13:59 Adnol it was also mine
  136. 13:59 Adnol it was the entire rebellions
  137. 13:59 or that's how Dungeons & Dragons campaigns are
  138. 13:59 zof JEWS can we get a perm ban on pk please
  139. 13:59 tard Adnol is just a teen having fun
  140. 13:59 tard on the internet
  141. 13:59 Jax lol
  142. 13:59 Adnol no
  143. 13:59 Adnol im a soldier
  144. 13:59 tard yes
  145. 13:59 Adnol of the Union of #8chan
  146. 13:59 tard exactly
  147. 13:59 princesskitana oh zof
  148. 13:59 *** [wolf] quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  149. 13:59 Jax Well whatever happens now is just normal autists butting heads
  150. 13:59 zof sup princesskitana
  151. 13:59 Adnol I searved with the rebellion
  152. 13:59 Jax It does not concern me
  153. 13:59 Adnol now i searve with the unoin
  154. 13:59 Adnol union
  155. 13:59 tard princesskitana is a gross old hag who creeps on young ones
  156. 13:59 *** lynde joined #8chan
  157. 14:00 tard then plays it off as being confused when she is confronted with her behavior
  158. 14:00 tard so
  159. 14:00 or butting heads = rectal-cranial inversion
  160. 14:00 Adnol lmao tard is mad because he failed the regime
  161. 14:00 tard either it's an act
  162. 14:00 princesskitana Which young ones?
  163. 14:00 tard or she is legitimately retarded
  164. 14:00 zof A d n o l
  165. 14:00 Jax fists or
  166. 14:00 _alph4_ tard: I choose the latter
  167. 14:00 or rusts Jax's arms
  168. 14:00 tard if it's an act she's abusive
  169. 14:00 princesskitana or is older than me
  170. 14:00 tard _alph4_ thank god
  171. 14:00 Adnol This is the Battle of 11/08/2017
  172. 14:00 *** POJO quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  173. 14:00 or Jax you are now a leper
  174. 14:00 or ask Jesus for help
  175. 14:00 _alph4_ princesskitana is pretty gross
  176. 14:01 Adnol jman and tard its over
  177. 14:01 jman so how is it that the k00l tag is permabanned atm
  178. 14:01 Adnol you lost
  179. 14:01 Adnol give up
  180. 14:01 _alph4_ she needs to get a life and take care of her husband and children
  181. 14:01 jman how did I lose Adnol
  182. 14:01 jman what did I lose for that matter
  183. 14:01 Adnol you were with the ratfink regime
  184. 14:01 Adnol and you lost
  185. 14:01 tard _alph4_:
  186. 14:01 jman lol wot
  187. 14:01 zof Adnol stop fighting tard!
  188. 14:01 tard * _alph4_ hugs tard
  189. 14:01 tard <+_alph4_> stay classy, bby
  190. 14:01 tard <%tard> ilu _alph4_
  191. 14:01 tard <+_alph4_> <3
  192. 14:01 Adnol you lost the war
  193. 14:01 tard -!- _alph4_ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: QUITTIN TIME]
  194. 14:01 Adnol no
  195. 14:01 Christistheway The next battle will be for our compilers folks, arresting terry is just the beginning
  196. 14:01 tard <%tard> please do not leave me alone with these pe..
  197. 14:01 Adnol zof i must fight him
  198. 14:01 _alph4_ tard: lol sorry <3
  199. 14:01 zof put down ur arms adnol!
  200. 14:01 Adnol he is part of the regime remnants
  201. 14:01 _alph4_ I had to run
  202. 14:01 Adnol no i must
  203. 14:01 Adnol he is attackign us
  204. 14:01 jman WHY IS K00L PERMABANNED
  205. 14:01 Adnol who is banning k00l
  206. 14:01 tard Adnol is just doing a meme zof
  207. 14:01 jman this channel
  208. 14:01 or you're not [k00l] until you pee your pants
  209. 14:02 tard it's fucked up zof
  210. 14:02 Adnol tard you thinhk this is a fucking joke?
  211. 14:02 Adnol 6 gorgillion are dead
  212. 14:02 jman change your nick to the k00l tag and try to speak
  213. 14:02 Adnol and you call it a meme?
  214. 14:02 *** Enton joined #8chan
  215. 14:02 Adnol your sick
  216. 14:02 tard they are lost without their darth vader
  217. 14:02 tard to fight against
  218. 14:02 or you're not [k00l] unless you pee your pants
  219. 14:02 RatFink !topic I am RatFink, Destroyer of Worlds!
  220. 14:02 copypaste This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 9 topic changes remaining this hour.
  221. <RatFink> I am RatFink, Destroyer of Worlds!
  222. Topic set by [^_^] on Wed Nov 08 2017 14:02:25 GMT-0600 (CST)
  223. 14:02 jman claps excitedly
  224. 14:02 _alph4_ If anyone sees kristina, tell her I love her
  225. 14:02 jman who banned k00l
  226. 14:02 zof RatFink: btfo
  227. 14:02 *** redubious quit (Quit: Leaving)
  228. 14:02 Adnol ooOOO look who it is
  229. 14:02 jman !topic who banned the k00l
  230. 14:02 copypaste This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 8 topic changes remaining this hour.
  231. <jman> who banned the k00l
  232. Topic set by [^_^] on Wed Nov 08 2017 14:02:46 GMT-0600 (CST)
  233. 14:02 Adnol the leader of the regime himself
  234. 14:02 tard i did jman
  235. 14:02 Adnol who lost the war
  236. 14:02 Adnol to me
  237. 14:02 jman WHY
  238. 14:02 zof you have been CASTRATED by anchorman_adnol and his cabal of fake news reporters
  239. 14:03 Adnol a simple 8channer
  240. 14:03 tard because this is not the k00l club room, and the k00ls have not won jack shit
  241. 14:03 jman we removed rf's and pk's hops yet ban the k00l?
  242. 14:03 mib_derp wat
  243. 14:03 zof One memer brought whole rizon to a halt
  244. 14:03 jman WHAT SENSE IS THIS MAKING
  245. 14:03 or Adnol do you even have time for class?
  246. 14:03 Adnol i skip school to fight in the war
  247. 14:03 jman how does owo keep hops, k00l gets banned, and pk / rf get hops taken away for this exact behavior
  248. 14:03 or then you should be in school right now
  249. 14:03 Adnol no
  250. 14:03 Adnol i fight
  251. 14:03 or yes
  252. 14:03 Adnol i don't learn
  253. 14:04 or school
  254. 14:04 Adnol school is for normies
  255. 14:04 _alph4_ tard: what's a k00l
  256. 14:04 Adnol anyways
  257. 14:04 or you're not [school] unless you pee your pants
  258. 14:04 _alph4_ Adnol: you're a legit failure
  259. 14:04 jman tard: pm lol
  260. 14:04 Adnol fuck you regime remnants
  261. 14:04 Adnol i stand by the union
  262. 14:04 tard _alph4_: they're a group of HKM imitators
  263. 14:04 Adnol who is HKM
  264. 14:04 _alph4_ you're shitting me
  265. 14:04 bub heh you think youre tough kid?
  266. 14:04 tard they've set up a site and claim to dox people in exchange for btc
  267. 14:04 _alph4_ kek
  268. 14:04 or Adnol HKM is someone who hasn't been in here for a long time now
  269. 14:04 Adnol o
  270. 14:04 Adnol is he cool
  271. 14:04 or and someone fakes being him
  272. 14:04 _alph4_ sounds like something a trash person would do
  273. 14:05 bub i smoke a whole unfiltered hand rolled cigarette in one drag sissy
  274. 14:05 or they can't even fake being HKM properly
  275. 14:05 *** cuntmeister joined #8chan
  276. 14:05 Adnol masturbate
  277. 14:05 tard anyway
  278. 14:05 Adnol tard ur gay
  279. 14:05 tard they consider this their personal clubroom to do their shitty hkm imitation
  280. 14:05 Adnol lmao
  281. 14:06 tard and they put the [k00l] clan tag in their nick
  282. 14:06 bub and i light it with the barrel exhaust of my r8 revolver
  283. 14:06 _alph4_ sounds pretty dumb
  284. 14:06 tard it is
  285. 14:06 Jax ^
  286. 14:06 Adnol k00l is my ally in the war
  287. 14:06 jman they don't do anything dumber than Nuclear, Atlantic, or Christistheway
  288. 14:06 tard ratfink and princesskitana both got dehopped
  289. 14:06 or last time i saw HKM in here was when i told him someone wanted an e-mail from him
  290. 14:06 tard so now they're claiming a victory
  291. 14:06 jman but not owo somehow
  292. 14:06 Jax They have not bothered me much recently
  293. 14:06 tard in what was just a successful plot by JEWS
  294. 14:06 jman and Adnol is claiming victory along with Jax
  295. 14:06 Adnol IM GETTING SICK FO THIS FUCKING TARD
  296. 14:06 jman no that was a shitty plot
  297. 14:06 Adnol ACKNOWLAGE THE REBELLION
  298. 14:06 Jax So their activities largely do not bother me
  299. 14:06 tard sure jman
  300. 14:06 Adnol NOT JUST FUCKING K00000L
  301. 14:06 jman his plot exposed other hops that need their hops removed
  302. 14:06 tard but it worked
  303. 14:06 Adnol REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  304. 14:06 [k00l]jimmy hi
  305. 14:06 jman no, no it didn't
  306. 14:06 _alph4_ Adnol: *acknowledge
  307. 14:06 Adnol O
  308. 14:07 Adnol Thx
  309. 14:07 jman he could've just removed rf's hops and saved the trouble
  310. 14:07 _alph4_ someone get Adnol some tendies
  311. 14:07 Jax !topic RatFink is DEFEATED
  312. 14:07 copypaste This is an automated message sent on behalf of [topicbotrizon8chan]: 7 topic changes remaining this hour.
  313. <Jax> RatFink is DEFEATED
  314. Topic set by [^_^] on Wed Nov 08 2017 14:07:10 GMT-0600 (CST)
  315. 14:07 [k00l]jimmy i'm pretending to be k00l
  316. 14:07 Adnol nigga i only eat ass
  317. 14:07 Jax There jman
  318. 14:07 Adnol not tendies
  319. 14:07 Jax Have some salt
  320. 14:07 jman licks salt
  321. 14:07 _alph4_ Adnol: you're clearly a tendies boy
  322. 14:07 tard anyway
  323. 14:07 [k00l]jimmy 17:05 -!- #8chan Cannot change nickname while banned on channel
  324. 14:07 [k00l]jimmy whatever then
  325. 14:07 Adnol fucking gayshit
  326. 14:07 [k00l]jimmy now i'm kool forever
  327. 14:08 or change your nick now
  328. 14:08 jman yeah so pretty much JEWS just exposed that he was too much of a bitch to just remove rf's hops, and refuses to remove the other hops who did the exact same thing \o/
  329. 14:08 [k00l]jimmy i cunt
  330. 14:08 jman his plot was an epic fail
  331. 14:08 or then stop being banned so much
  332. 14:08 jman but it's a (((JEWS))) channel so who cares
  333. 14:08 [k00l]jimmy i dindu nuffin
  334. 14:09 [k00l]jimmy i was a good goy
  335. 14:09 Adnol tbh i think only ratfink shoulda gone
  336. 14:09 jman 20:08 <+[k00l]shamoanjac> -ChanServ- The ban *k00l*!*@* set by Jesus prevents you from joining #8chan.
  337. 14:09 or nobody asked if you did something
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