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B'lana@lamotte303 and Val'vallis@corneliussigma House of One

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  1. [12:19] Niade@tpol6: Blows a Kiss to Nox :)
  2. [12:20] Councilor Kur'pok@johntherussian: Milena, I can't reply if you're ignoring me. :P
  3. [12:20] Milena@IroncrowICH: try now
  4. [12:20] Milena@IroncrowICH: had pm's disabled
  5. [12:21] Princess Sash'me T'Jemei@clawtalon: re
  6.  
  7. [12:23] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: umm.. guys
  8. [12:23] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: why is butts here
  9. [12:23] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: Kling Klang Batarang@wat
  10.  
  11. [12:23] B'Lana@lamotte303: its okay
  12. [12:23] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: ok
  13. [12:23] B'Lana@lamotte303: we wanted him here
  14. [12:23] Kr'azyD@krazyd51 activates his combadge.
  15. [12:23] General Divok@fashthemightyalt stands at attention.
  16. [12:23] O'lavi@infectedmushie stands at attention.
  17. [12:24] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: whoever is welcome as long as they respect others while they are here.
  18. [12:24] B'Lana@lamotte303: everybody needs a second chance and in everyones heart is something good
  19. [12:25] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: Thanks everyone for coming we will begin :)
  20. [12:25] B'Lana@lamotte303: yes thanks
  21. [12:25] Niade@tpol6 stands attentively for Niade.
  22. [12:25] Terashell@Terashell stands at attention.
  23. [12:26] Princess Sash'me T'Jemei@clawtalon steht stramm.
  24. [12:26] O'lavi@infectedmushie stands at attention.
  25. [12:26] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: lol it would be funney if everyone was at Attention
  26.  
  27. [12:26] Keku@Lumani: With fire and steel did the gods form the Klingon heart.
  28. [12:27] Keku@Lumani: So fiercely did it beat.
  29. [12:27] Keku@Lumani: So loud was the sound that the Gods cried out....
  30. [12:27] Keku@Lumani: "On this day, we have brought forth the strongest heart in all the heavens.
  31. [12:27] Niade@tpol6 stands attentively for Niade.
  32. [12:28] Keku@Lumani: None can stand before it wihout trembeling at it's strength
  33. [12:29] Keku@Lumani: But then the Klingon heart weakend, its steady rhythm faltered, and the gods said...
  34. [12:29] Keku@Lumani: Why have you weakened so?
  35. [12:29] Keku@Lumani: We have made you the strongets in all of creation
  36. [12:29] Keku@Lumani: and the heart said :
  37. [12:30] B'Lana@lamotte303: I am Alone
  38. [12:30] Keku@Lumani: And the gods knew that they erred, so they went back to the forge and brought forth, a 2nd heart.
  39. [12:31] Keku@Lumani: but the 2nd heart beat stronger than the 1st, and the 1st was jealous of it's power.
  40. [12:32] Keku@Lumani: Fortunately...
  41. [12:32] Keku@Lumani: the 2nd heart was tempered by wisdon.
  42. [12:32] Keku@Lumani: wisdom*
  43. [12:32] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: If we join together, no force can stop us!
  44. [12:33] Keku@Lumani: and when the 2 hearts began to beat together...
  45. [12:34] Keku@Lumani: They filled the Heavens with a terrible sound.
  46. [12:34] Keku@Lumani: for the 1st time the gods knew fear.
  47. [12:35] Keku@Lumani: They tried to flee, but it was too late.
  48. [12:35] Keku@Lumani: The Klingon Hearts destroyed the gods who created them and turned the heavens to ashes.
  49. [12:36] Keku@Lumani: and to this day, no-one can oppose the beating of two Klingon Hearts... not even me.
  50. [12:37] Keku@Lumani: B'lana daughter of Mogh, does your heart beat only for this woman?
  51. [12:38] B'Lana@lamotte303: Yes!
  52. [12:38] Keku@Lumani: and will you swear to join her and stand with her against all who would oppose you?
  53. [12:38] B'Lana@lamotte303: I swear!
  54. [12:39] Keku@Lumani: Val'vallis of Erin
  55. [12:39] Keku@Lumani: Does your heart beat only for this woman?
  56. [12:39] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: Yes.
  57. [12:39] Keku@Lumani: and will you swear to join her and stand with her against all who would oppose you?
  58. [12:40] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: I Swear
  59. [12:40] Keku@Lumani: Then let all present here today know these two are married
  60. [12:41] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: *kisses B'Lana
  61. [12:41] Keku@Lumani: and welcome to House of one, my daughters.
  62.  
  63. [12:41] General Divok@fashthemightyalt bursts into tears.
  64. [12:41] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: its beutiful
  65.  
  66. [12:42] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: Thank you everyone :)
  67.  
  68. [12:42] Keku@Lumani: ok, so they will now start the dancing 1st
  69. [12:42] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: And especially Lady Keku!
  70. [12:42] Keku@Lumani: yw, my pleasure
  71. [12:43] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: "Dedicates a toast to the newly weds"
  72. [12:44] Temorjin@temorjin: Congrats to you both!
  73. [12:45] Niade@tpol6: and the right song for you both: Viva la Vida :)
  74.  
  75. [12:45] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: hehe, nice old lady stripper
  76. [12:45] [Tell] To Keku@Lumani: Can I say a few things on behalf of Dental and myself? I want to recite a Book ofButts passage, too
  77.  
  78. [12:49] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: ok, ready when you are
  79. [12:50] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: r u goign to be nice?
  80. [12:50] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: please be nice
  81.  
  82. [12:52] Keku@Lumani: ok, I have a special toast for you too from someoen you all may have ignored.
  83. [12:52] Keku@Lumani: so please bare with me
  84. [12:52] Keku@Lumani: it is very sweet
  85. [12:52] Keku@Lumani: so I will cut and paste
  86. [12:52] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: Ok.
  87. [12:52] Keku@Lumani: plese pay atention
  88. [12:52] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: :3
  89. [12:53] Keku@Lumani: Kling Klang Batarang@wat: To bless this union with strength and shine , I will now recite a verse from the Parable of a Prodigal Dentist, in the Book of Butts as requested by Kling Klang Batarang.
  90. [12:53] Keku@Lumani: Kling Klang Batarang@wat: When Oin had returned from the sanctum that is Dental and Butts responded, verse 20: He said to him, "Acolyte, you are always with me, and all that is mine is yours. "
  91. [12:54] Keku@Lumani: Kling Klang Batarang@wat: On behalf of Starfleet Dental and Butts, Kling Klang Batarang congratulates you on your union. Please take these gifts as a token of appreciation.
  92. [12:54] Kr'azyD@krazyd51: wtf
  93. [12:54] Councilor Kur'pok@johntherussian: are the gifts catfish sandwiches?
  94. [12:55] B'Lana@lamotte303: thanks
  95. [12:55] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: :V
  96. [12:55] Keku@Lumani: those drinks were from Butts and SF Dental
  97. [12:55] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: that was nice of them :)
  98. [12:55] Princess Sash'me T'Jemei@clawtalon Terashell her zeigt seine Künste in verschiedenen Tanzstilen.
  99. [12:55] Keku@Lumani blows a kiss to Kling Klang Batarang.
  100. [12:55] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Catfish sandwich would have been hilarious
  101. [12:55] Keku@Lumani: Yeah!
  102. [12:55] Keku@Lumani cheers for Kling Klang Batarang.
  103. [12:56] Councilor Kur'pok@johntherussian: tlhIngan maH!
  104. [12:56] Councilor Kur'pok@johntherussian dedicates a toast to Kling Klang Batarang.
  105. [12:56] Val'vallis@corneliussigma: thank you.
  106. [12:56] B'Lana@lamotte303: and thanks for the gifs and the honor to be here today with us
  107. [12:56] Kling Klang Batarang@wat: Remember, always drink Romulan Ale responsibly.
  108.  
  109. [12:58] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: dance ninny
  110. [12:58] [Tell] Lu'Tan@clawoforco: lol you do pull some fast ones :)
  111. [12:59] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: I am gettign blown up with PMs now , lol they are all speachless
  112.  
  113. [1:01] [Tell] To Keku@Lumani: we arent all that bad, people just are quick to block out the little parts
  114. [1:02] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: You all have more peopel who support you than you know. All excpet for the obvious things.
  115.  
  116. [1:05] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: I cant say one way or the other about joiing the Feet. I have peopel already wanting to understand more and I have not even mentioned that part yet.
  117. [1:06] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: but, I will advocate on your behalf
  118. [1:06] [Tell] To Keku@Lumani: awesome
  119. [1:06] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: perhaps make it seem like a political solution for the whole server. IDK how it will go , but Iw ill keep you osted
  120. [1:07] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: I just know that its fun when peopel actually LIKe goign to Drozana
  121. [1:08] [Tell] To Keku@Lumani: I can go into specifics about what our plan is with Drozana in the near future, if that's alright.
  122. [1:08] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: that would help me a lot
  123. [1:08] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: I have a lot of influence in other fleets
  124. [1:09] [Tell] To Keku@Lumani: I may not, but my fleet does as well.
  125.  
  126. [1:11] [Tell] SuzannaAstra@Darkwing-Suzanna: how does it feel to be with tolerant people who let you dance ....? ^^
  127. [1:13] [Tell] To SuzannaAstra@Darkwing-Suzanna: I'm preoccupied :V. Plus I'm a guest on a private map.
  128.  
  129. [1:13] [gunes] @wat: SHIT FUCK NIGGER CUNT PISS
  130. [1:13] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: maybe we could get together and chat soon, when its not so busy?
  131. [1:13] [gunes] @wat: SO MUCH NICE SHIT URURGHGH
  132. [1:13] [Tell] To Keku@Lumani: Possibly.
  133.  
  134. [1:14] [Tell] SuzannaAstra@Darkwing-Suzanna: what you are is lucky that most of us have tolerant views
  135. [1:14] [gunes] @wat: [1:14] [Tell] SuzannaAstra@Darkwing-Suzanna: what you are is lucky that most of us have tolerant views
  136. [1:14] [gunes] @wat: AHAHAHAHAHAH
  137. [1:14] [gunes] @wat: nice try
  138. [1:15] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: ok, that would be great. Either way, it was nice to have you here and I hope things can be more fun for everyone soon, including SFD
  139. [1:15] [gunes] Twelve: you finally pissed off suzanna enough for her to send you a tell, good job
  140. [1:16] [gunes] @wat: yeah really
  141. [1:18] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: gonna bop around and mingle now. Thanks for the dance
  142. [1:18] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: MUAH! ;p
  143. [1:18] [Tell] To Keku@Lumani: later, got stuff to do :V
  144. [1:19] [Tell] Keku@Lumani: k, take care
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