When Shit Hits The Fan (Days 4-7)

here we are again doin this dance

-DECEMBER 16TH-

who is this mii motherfucker

mii motherfucker getting roasted over the coals by jill

git him

fucker came to the wrong place if he thinks 80 dollars is enough when a dollar means aboslutely nothing in this society also there's only 1 drink here that's cheap so RIP

 reapers? oh boy

"you'll find out [shit happening with BTC bars] soon enough"

fuck you dude.

i'm a member of the unicorn crew *DA DA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

OH GOD I'M IN AN ANIMU I AM BEING STREAMED BY STREAMING CHAN

>shining finger dot moe

oh god jill are you regretting your sub yet

"no hot shirtless guy playing with fire and serving drinks while flirting with you?"

what kind of keahi headcanon have you gotten into you head...

"no sexy, scantily clad girl jiggling all over the place?"

...um

888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

oh sorry trying to get into the streamer mindset and figure out what kinda motherfucking meme happened

 "hello fellow youngsters"

 THAT SURE IS A MEME THERE

"that model is meatier than me"

*waggles eyebrows*

"make me drunk no matter what"

oh how bold of you, i say as i mix like 14 karmos in your blue fairy

g

game

game...

https://i.gyazo.com/de44bd33dda37c88644fecc411540f60.png

please...

"b cup... not big enough to fill a hand but not small enough to confuse you with a child"

i'm mildly insulted by this.

mildly.

...time for a smoke break because jill ain't ready for this shit

BETTY

BEETTY

YOU HAVE RETURNED TO MEEEEE ;w;

"THAT KILT WAS AWESOME"

DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

>guy she crushed on used as prank fodder and jill saw it coming

...this hurt me so bad because i can't remember how many fucking times i experienced at least some form of "hey x guy likes you" dumbassery and i haaate it

yes waterboard the prankster maybe

except don't.

https://i.gyazo.com/b05c863574c8caa3765b0d0f8df10636.png

fucking

DWEEEB

>bank locked after hacking attempt

>30 people trapped

>sei's there

>SEI'S THERE

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO

LEAVE SEI ALONE

oh no here comes the brain uploading and saving thing

>asking parents gifts when you're 27

well she offered so...

FLAWLESS VICTORY YET AGAIN ALSOOOOOO that isn't very much money, but whatever :U

time to buy good things

...dana has an idiot hair.

i just noticed.

what the fuck

-DECEMBER 17TH-

STREAMING CHAN LIVES AGAIN

...its richard nixon's brain... oh NO WE"RE IN FUTURAMA

>trans-man

>sister correcting herself every time she misgenders him

...you are an inspiration. I love you.

>marrying a guy at 20 and when you've only known him for 3 months

my god that's a disaster i can't even imagine it. then again i've been in a several year relationship with ivel so

"Just what were you doing back there?"

jill isn't the type to strip down and fuck someone behind the bar, plz dorothy

>sloving a light bulb up someone's asss

...i quit-

 *dorothy vibrates as she listens to alma talk about how she hacks*

me when anyone talks about anyone they're hype about-

>[oh my how lewd akdfjjdfldfjlgk]

...i don't do that tho. :V

bye ga-

oh

uh

i'm the question mark on his forehead

wow i fucking hate you even though i know what it means, i hope you perish if i load this thing with karmo->no money

fuck off. i hate you SO much right now.

oh shit we're getting somewhat meta...

...oh god the shit's going down

>1 mistake

i

i

i fucking hate him. i fucking fucking FUCKING hate him. how anyone was supposed to fucking get that is beyond me and now i'm going to be angry and redo that because jill needs more money. i'm sorry i am flawed jill but punch vigil in his fat stupid mouth i swear to fuck.

>mix something with 17 total ingredients, which... is tricky if you're not doing karmo optionals but FUCK IT I WILL LOAD HIM WITH BOOZE FUCK THIS GUY

HATE YOU BUT I GOT MY FLAWLESS BONUS. DICK.

>white knight lynching

oh god it really is bad out there. what the fuck. at least jill gets escorted home with her waifu also-

https://i.gyazo.com/b11f1eb6356ccd3bba41caec87ba1550.png

best cat.

"FEED ME"

https://i.gyazo.com/f0a04a26e73801e383a5b4e6a6c57924.png

...cutecutecutecute

...the jill feels are real. :c

"I just realized: you're a nerd"

pot calling kettle black, news at 11

dildo face is a great nickname dana also >"i can't have sex reasons"

...jill, are... arey ou okay

ah, yes, give me the info dump on lilim and lilith

...>magic knight juliane lore

i'm now a big fat slut for this lore also jill is my kinda gal (tho this time i'm not salty about goops having her :U i'm not good with COOL GALS.)

>you know gals can be sensitive about their thighs at that age

BOY WOULD I KNOW

dana is...oh god... dana's kisha.

fuck.

also oh shit chapter 2 wow

wow 8k by the 24th better cut on spending a bit

-DECEMBER 19th-

hello brian u cool also hi gill welcome baaack

>sugar rushes are the fried eggs of drinks

yum.

oh no money laundering plot... fuc

>sei is missing

oh no... NO.... PLEASE COME BACK HOME SEI

and here we are talking about one company's influences on glitch sity, both good and bad. it ain't all black and white here kiddos

stella... i'm glad she's doing better. :3

and here's vigil. "give me something fake". it's probably beer.

and pure. oh my fuck i hate. fuck off dude.

slow day but BIG TIPS YEAAAAAA

>they interviewed jill over christmas cakes

plz...

kira miki is still pure as fuck and i love her.

*FLAWLESS VICTORY SOMEHOW EVEN THOUGH VIGIL EXISTS*