Commoner's Crucible 2.0 Transcript

Ullar (GM): commoner hp implemented
i don't have premade rolls for the mosnters, but
as soon as I skim the results sheet, we can start when enough folks are here
Hal J.: i'll ping
i guess 0 die r1
Ullar (GM): we lost one
got more spectators now than players
lol
Knightsof C.: yo i'm here
DaLetterEl: hiyo
Ullar (GM): let the commoner's crucible....
COMMENCE
Hal J.: i got an eye on discord don't worry about it
woooooo
Ullar (GM): First Room: 2 Baby Mimics
sailor ted casts average protection from evil on orphan charlie!
orphan charlie casts amateur blessing on Long John!
ullarsux h.: wait what
Knightsof C.: spells
ullarsux h.: i thought protection from evil was on self
Ullar (GM): oh right
ty!
sailor ted instead is selfish!
casts it on himself!
long john deals 5 dmg!
beecher deals 1 dmg!
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
father sam casts wondrous protection from evil!
tony deals 1 dmg!
kanyegef casts amateur magic missile, dealing 3 dmg!
aagatha deals 4 dmg!
mimic 2 attacks kanye!
Ullar (GM): Baby Mimic tries to lick 16 for 4 damage! On hit, make a DC 12 Fort save or contract Treasure Sickness!
16 kanyegef fort
nice roll
cartman deals 3 dmg!
Hannah M.: Has anyone died yet btw
DaLetterEl: n
Hannah M.: Oh good
Hal J.: kanye saved? nice
DaLetterEl: based kanye
Ullar (GM): other mimic, on its last legs, tries to bite molly!
Hannah M.: Wait is anyone in the game in this chat
ullarsux h.: me
Hannah M.: oh
aj
Ullar (GM): Baby Mimic tries to lick 8 for 4 damage! On hit, make a DC 12 Fort save or contract Treasure Sickness!
Hannah M.: ?
iirc
ullarsux h.: im zorbees
Ullar (GM): and misses
Hannah M.: Oh
OH yeah
Knightsof C.: slow down so I can do the transcript
Ullar (GM): molly truly is the hero of this story
ill get you the log later
dw
roll20 saves them
and molly STRIKES BACK
for the total of
Ullar (GM): holy shit
really?
she deals 8 dmg base?
Knightsof C.: okay
Ullar (GM): holy fuck she is a hero
harrim deals 1 dmg!
Hal J.: LMAO 8
what a tank
holy fuck
Ullar (GM): mini-tor deals 2 dmg!
Hannah M.: Which one is Stanley's son
Ullar (GM): molly
Hannah M.: or daughter or w/e
GO MOLLY
Ullar (GM): and it gets doubled if she lives past half of them dying
so
im legit scared
ted deals 4 dmg!
Hal J.: molly's going to wipe the dungeon holy shit
Ullar (GM): charlie deals 1 dmg!
long john deals 5 dmg!
beecher deals 1 dmg!
handy deals 3 dmg!
father sam casts wondrous prot form evil on himself....again..........
this tacks i suppose
Ullar (GM): *stacks
cowardass priest
Knightsof C.: set the player avvies to small
Hannah M.: Vooop
Josh e.: How tf does this shit work
I'm so confused
Ullar (GM): tony deals 1 dmg!
Hannah M.: It will never make sense
viper v.: how do i minimize who is watching
Knightsof C.: in the geat tab
Ullar (GM): kanyegef casts amateur magic missile, dealing 3 dmg!
Knightsof C.: *gear tab
Hannah M.: i mean I just scrolled the screen up
Ullar (GM): and agatha strikes the finishing blow!
click the gear tab and then set player avatar to names only
anyway
DaLetterEl: go to settings (the wheel thing at the top), go to game settings
first thing there
ya
Ullar (GM): ROOM 1 CLEAR
DEATHS: N/A
Hannah M.: Impressive
Ullar (GM): resetting init order, next room incoming!
Hannah M.: What the fuck are those things
Knightsof C.: mouths
ravenous, iirc
Hannah M.: They look it tbh
viper v.: who is the one that took damage
Ullar (GM): ROOM 2: 3 Ravenous Mouths!
kanyegef
Hannah M.: Rip Kanye
The only one who took damage
Ullar (GM): seems two of the mouths go first!
poor mini-tor
no wait, him or harrim
Knightsof C.: roll for it
Ullar (GM): 1 is tor, 2 is harrim
2
harrim it is!
Devouring Mouth tries to take a chomp 18 for 4 damage!
DaLetterEl: y i k e s
Ullar (GM): next mouth! same target!
Devouring Mouth tries to take a chomp 11 for 4 damage!
Hal J.: hi hannah i'm here
Ullar (GM): first fatality!
Hal J.: can't voice
DaLetterEl: ac below 11?
oof
Ullar (GM): it's 10 actually
DaLetterEl: unfortunate
Hannah M.: I hate you hal
I needed you to explain how this works
viper v.: who d ied
Ullar (GM): harrim
viper v.: nice
got that one perfect
Ullar (GM): ted casts average protection from evil!
viper v.: go ted
WOOOOOOO
BEAT EM UP TED
DaLetterEl: tedward
Ullar (GM): charlie casts amateur blessing on long john!
Hal J.: congrats zorb, 12 points for harrim
:)
Ullar (GM): long john deals 5 dmg!
beecher deals 1 dmg!
handy delas 3 dmg!
father sam casts wondrous prot from evil on himself!
viper v.: the father himself
Josh e.: good job handy
Ullar (GM): tony deals 1 dmg!
kanyegef deals 3 dmg iwth magic missile!
viper v.: KANYE
Ullar (GM): Devouring Mouth tries to take a chomp 10 for 4 damage! at mini-tor
viper v.: DIE MINITOR
Ullar (GM): would you believe his ac is 6
DaLetterEl: lolll
Ullar (GM): how does it even get that low
milord
viper v.: DIE MINITOR
Ullar (GM): agatha deals 4 dmg!
viper v.: gj agatha
Ullar (GM): cartman deals 3 dmg!
finishing off mouth 1!
viper v.: C A R T M A N
DaLetterEl: thats p nice since doesnt next one deal
8 dm
g
viper v.: but minitor still dies
Ullar (GM): correct!
viper v.: so im happy
Ullar (GM): molly deals 8 dmg!
viper v.: MOLLY
MY GIRL
YES
Hannah M.: go molly!!!!!
Ullar (GM): mini-tor deals 1 dmg!
Hannah M.: AVENGE YOUR DAD
Ullar (GM): poor him!
DaLetterEl: doesnt mini tor dance?
viper v.: HECK YOU MINI TOR
Ullar (GM): nah
only every other round
first round he does not
DaLetterEl: oic
Ullar (GM): Devouring Mouth tries to take a chomp 17 for 4 damage!
DaLetterEl: bop
Ullar (GM): byebye tor
viper v.: EAT HIM UP
BYE BYE
GIVE ME MY POINTS
DaLetterEl: rude
viper v.: i honestly dont even know what i want to happen
Ullar (GM): 1 tony, 2 beecher
viper v.: just i am happy minitor is dead
Ullar (GM): 1
tony get a nibble
Devouring Mouth tries to take a chomp 12 for 4 damage!
viper v.: e a t i t t o n i
ullarsux h.: wait
DaLetterEl: what about kanye
hanh
ullarsux h.: didnt one of the mouths die
DaLetterEl: yeah
ullarsux h.: did they just attack twice in a row
Ullar (GM): o
right
checkign to see which it was
Knightsof C.: the red x shows death
ullarsux h.: no but i mean i think ullar had the dead one attack
Ullar (GM): ok
ty
only mini-tor dies
tony's dmg is delayed until the next mouth turn
when it will be counted
anyway
Ullar (GM): ted deals 4 dmg!
viper v.: t e d
Hal J.: i hope kanye and molly carry the fuck out of this dungeon
Ullar (GM): charlie deals 1 dmg!
Hal J.: kanye and the spawn of stanley
Knightsof C.: what if both mouths die before they can attack?
DaLetterEl: then that would be good for toni
but we'll see!
Ullar (GM): long john deals 5 dmg!
barely finishing the mouth!
ullarsux h.: is trapper tony also a tour guide?
DaLetterEl: which mouth was that one
Ullar (GM): beecher deals 1 dmg!
the other one who went first
ullarsux h.: the slowest mouth is the last alive
DaLetterEl: kk
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
Hannah M.: Slow and steady Zorbees
Ullar (GM): father sam is a defensive git again, double wondrous prot from evil
DaLetterEl: why is that a thing lol
Ullar (GM): tony deals 1 dmg!
kanyegef deals 3 dmg with magic missile!
viper v.: who is the one with more than half of their hp gone
Ullar (GM): the turn happens
DaLetterEl: and then mouth dies eventually
ullarsux h.: tony i think
Ullar (GM): agatha deals 4 dmg!
DaLetterEl: ya tony got bopped
Ullar (GM): cartman deals 3 dmg!
and molly
SLAUGHTERS
viper v.: can i get a
Hal J.: hulk smash
viper v.: MOLLY
DaLetterEl: stanleydottir too strong
viper v.: in the chat
Hannah M.: MOLLY
Hal J.: molly smash
viper v.: MOLLY
Hannah M.: GO MOLLY
DaLetterEl: we should have killed stanley when we had the chance
ullarsux h.: i tried
DaLetterEl: same
i blame jalmont
Hannah M.: Was it DLE who tried to fuck Stanley over last time
ullarsux h.: me and dle
DaLetterEl: it was zorbees and i
lol
Hal J.: zorb i think
oh both
Hannah M.: We did kill Stanley didn't we
He died very quickly
ullarsux h.: he died in like room 2 or 3
DaLetterEl: i mean everyone died
viper v.: im listening to great music rn
DaLetterEl: lol
Hannah M.: Poor Stanley :((
Knightsof C.: scroll your bars, folks
DaLetterEl: except the chicken
ullarsux h.: but i wanted him to die before it started
Hannah M.: BAWKERS
Hal J.: yeah but he didn't die before dungeon started which was possible
and hilarious
viper v.: where are the next boys
ohfuck
Hannah M.: Okay so who died in R2?
ullarsux h.: minitor and harrim
Hannah M.: Oh cool
Ullar (GM): ROOM 2 DEATHS: MINI-TOR AND HARRIM
viper v.: i need toni and beecher dead here
Ullar (GM): ROOM 3: TEMPTING SORCERESS
Hannah M.: Every guy is dying in this room
Only molly and any other remales will live
females*
viper v.: MOLLY
Hannah M.: MOLLY WILL WIN
I miss whatsherface andBawkers
viper v.: so what does this boss do
ullarsux h.: hannah you will see bawkers later
Ullar (GM): Sailor Ted deals 1 dmg!
Hannah M.: I know
I gave Ullar the idea
To put Bawkers back in
Not as a boss but eh
Ullar (GM): no wait
Hal J.: ileosa
Ullar (GM): ted casts prot from evil
Hal J.: who has a pet
Hannah M.: YES
Ileosa and Bawkers
Ullar (GM): and charlies casts amateur blessing on long john
who deals 5 dmg
Hal J.: their names are immortalized in legend
Hannah M.: Who won this last time
?
Ullar (GM): now, lemme do some calcing
ullarsux h.: why does the r3 enemy not have hp bar
viper v.: yo i got these rlly nice headphones for christmas
and i got a song at full volume
and im actually floating
Knightsof C.: there is one
Hannah M.: Way To Go @Viper?
Knightsof C.: i can see here hp bar just fine
Hannah M.: ty Discord for lettingme creep oneveryone'smusic
ullarsux h.: he just added it
Ullar (GM): the sorceress enchants: beecher, tony and
ullarsux h.: i saw it pop in
Ullar (GM): charlie
viper v.: ye hannahh
Ullar (GM): ye i forgot to make that one visible
viper v.: its like jazz hiphop
v good
Ullar (GM): Beecher: 3
Hannah M.: Ifyou look at mine
Ullar (GM): fails the will save!
Hannah M.: I am a typical bitch
viper v.: lol
Ullar (GM): tony: 10
viper v.: we dont talk anymore
Ullar (GM): fails the will save!
Hannah M.: I needed music
my dad was making puns with Hal'sname
Ullar (GM): charlie: 6
fails the will save!
beecher deals 1 dmg to handy!
handy deals 3 dmg!
father sam is a bitch
tarpper tony deals 1 dmg to kanyegef!
Josh e.: its a let hal blow
ullarsux h.: father sam will never die
Hannah M.: Joshthat was god awful
Ullar (GM): kanyegef deals 3 dmg with magic missile!
Hal J.: ...........................
Hannah M.: Hal divyaiswhining
Ullar (GM): agatha deals 4 dmg!
cartman deals 3 dmg!
ullarsux h.: respect his authoritah
Ullar (GM): molly SMASH
viper v.: molly SMASH
Ullar (GM): sailor ted deals 4 dmg!
charlie deals 1 dmg to long john!
long john deals 5 dmg!
same three as before!
viper v.: "charlie deals 1 dmg to long john!"
:eyes:
Ullar (GM): 1 beecher
6 charlie
5 tony
what a bunch of SCHMUCKS
not that itll matter much
beecher deals 1 dmg to handy!
viper v.: "Hannah M.: Every guy is dying in this room"
Josh e.: Beecher attacked Handy?
WTF Beecher
Knightsof C.: temptress casts confusion
Hannah M.: Was Ir ight
Or was I horriblywrong
Voop
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
viper v.: big wrong i think?
Hannah M.: dangit
Ullar (GM): father sam uh
COULD take the killing blow
but he's a coward
Knightsof C.: i see an emepty bar.. 1 hp?
Ullar (GM): tony kills instead
DaLetterEl: tony the tiger
viper v.: no deaths huh
Ullar (GM): ROOM 3 DEATHS: N/A
ullarsux h.: another correct zorbees call
Ullar (GM): i shoulda had her target those with most attack
either way
ONWARDS!
viper v.: noOooOo
then molly would get hurt
Josh e.: which picture is handy?
DaLetterEl: no shed be the one hurting your team
Hannah M.: Ph
Oh*
Ullar (GM): goblin hour!
viper v.: nice
DaLetterEl: where is goblin slayer
viper v.: i expect deaths
Ullar (GM): who's ready for
ROOM 4: GOBLIN HORDE
viper v.: yes
Hannah M.: Goblinhorde
Hal J.: no deaths r4
viper v.: yes
Hannah M.: I'm hype
viper v.: Hal do u like when i talk in bold
Ullar (GM): do you do it like this
ok you do cool
Hal J.: ok actually maybe 1 death
viper v.: yes
Hal J.: at most 1 death r4
viper v.: hal stfu
Ullar (GM): sailor ted casts average protection from evil!
viper v.: M O L L Y
Ullar (GM): charlie casts amateur blessing on long john!
Hannah M.: average
Ullar (GM): no its amateur
Hannah M.: I meant before
Ullar (GM): yeah
Hannah M.: My internet lagged
Ullar (GM): john deals 5 dmg!
beecher gets the first gobbo kill!
DaLetterEl: are they listed in init order
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
yup
DaLetterEl: kk
Ullar (GM): goblin lashes back!
DaLetterEl: oh i meant which init goblin died
is that being tracked
ullarsux h.: they are attacking in order i think
Ullar (GM): just took him out of init order
DaLetterEl: o ok
ullarsux h.: whichever goblin #1 was died
DaLetterEl: ty
carry on
Hannah M.: The way towatch this is to listen to jazz with viper
Ullar (GM): beecher or charlie, lessee
2
as they tend to gang up, they will all target charlie until he dies
Goblin tries out his dogslicer 20 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
fuck you father sam
ullarsux h.: ll
father sam is a true hero
Ullar (GM): tony deals 1 dmg!
Goblin tries out his dogslicer 14 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
kanyegef finishes off a gobbo with magic missile!
keeps on killing the orphan!
Goblin tries out his dogslicer 20 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
ullarsux h.: they are highrolling a lot
Ullar (GM): they dont rly need it tbh
viper v.: its so hard to follow this
who is hurt
Ullar (GM): agatha deals 4 dmg!
there should be h bars
*hp
above the commoenrs
are there not
ullarsux h.: yeah but its hard to know who is who
Ullar (GM): i nameplated them,
yeah
their names should be
below them
ullarsux h.: i dont know what that means
DaLetterEl: i dont see those
Hannah M.: They're not
ullarsux h.: but i dont see names
Ullar (GM): wtf
Knightsof C.: no seeums
Ullar (GM): pausing it for one sec
lemme look at this
Hannah M.: This whole time we've been c onfused for that reason lol
Ullar (GM): is cartman visible?
DaLetterEl: no
Ullar (GM): i tried turning it off and on again
FUCK
ullarsux h.: is it a personal setting
so u can see them but we cant?
Ullar (GM): how about now
DaLetterEl: visible now
Ullar (GM): ok
so nwo ik how to fix it
mb y'all
can you guys see everyone's names now?
DaLetterEl: ya
Knightsof C.: yes
Ullar (GM): sweet
Hannah M.: Ayy
Ullar (GM): RESUMING THE DUNGEON
agatha deals 4 dmg!
Goblin tries out his dogslicer 15 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
Goblin tries out his dogslicer 19 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
and charlie is DOWN
ullarsux h.: ripperonis
Ullar (GM): cartman deals 3 dmg!
finishes another gobbo!
Knightsof C.: molly gonna oneshot a bitch
Ullar (GM): this gobbo is gonna get smited tf by molly but
damned if he doesn't try to hit beforehand
viper v.: M O L L Y
Ullar (GM): Goblin tries out his dogslicer 12 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
Knightsof C.: target?
Ullar (GM): beecher
hits!
smote
ted deals 4 dmg!
john deals 5 dmg, another one down!
beecher deals 1 dmg!
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
why are you even here sam
tony deals 1 dmg!
oh beeecher~
Goblin tries out his dogslicer 10 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
Knightsof C.: put Romney Samson in 3.0
Ullar (GM): hits
kanyegef, well
i ain't sayin' he a gravedigger
unh
but he ain't messin' with his magic poke
magic finger?
Ullar (GM): idk?
kills a gobbo anyway
DaLetterEl: he aint messin with no goblins here
Ullar (GM): the last goblin tries a last stand
Goblin tries out his dogslicer 17 for 2 damage! On a natural 1, the goblin’s dogslicer breaks and he flees from battle!
beecher has literally 1 hp
agatha deals 4 dmg!
and cartman finishes them off!
ROOM 4 COMPLETE
Ullar (GM): DEATHS: ORPHAN CHARLIE
onwarrrrrrrds!
Room 5: 2 Adult Mimics EX [DLC]
top of the order!
Knightsof C.: they took Charlie's corspe with them
Ullar (GM): things are getting more dangerous now!
sailor ted casts avg protection from evil!
long john deals 3 dmg!
beecher deals 1 dmg!
viper v.: can we kill beecher already
Hal J.: ullar you're on my television jsyk
Ullar (GM): nice
Hannah M.: His TV is nice too
Can confirm
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
uh oh
they prefer commoners with high hp....
MOLLY IS ATTACKED
Adult Mimic EX [DLC] tries to lick 17 for 5 damage! On hit, make a DC 15 Fort save or contract Treasure Sickness EX!
hits!
Ullar (GM): 7 Fort
fails!
Treasure Sickness EX: At the end of each encounter, lose 2 hp. After suffering this effect, the commoner may roll a DC 15 Fort save to overcome the sickness.
oh no!
bitchass sam
viper v.: NOOO
NOT MOLLY
Hannah M.: MOLLY TOOK DAMAGE
Ullar (GM): oh hello
Knightsof C.: luckily it won't happen twice
viper v.: they will get agatha next
Ullar (GM): father sam is targeted by the next Adult Mimic EX [DLC]
viper v.: ohno ohno
Ullar (GM): Adult Mimic EX [DLC] tries to lick 11 for 5 damage! On hit, make a DC 15 Fort save or contract Treasure Sickness EX!
....
and misses
fuck you, priest
tony deals 1 dmg!
Hannah M.: Father sam OP
DaLetterEl: father same out here playing 4d chess
gonna be baiting them all day
Hannah M.: How s beecher still alive
Ullar (GM): kanyegef deals 3 dmg with magic missile!
ullarsux h.: they will never target him in this room unless they infect the whole party lol
Hannah M.: Yeah true
Knightsof C.: anyone who bet on beecher to die in 5 better tear up theri ticket
ullarsux h.: i bet on beecher in 4
Ullar (GM): agatha deals 4 dmg!
cartman deals 3 dmg!
ullarsux h.: beecher will 100% die in 6 though
viper v.: i put beacher in 2 LOL
Ullar (GM): molly SMITE
Hannah M.: lmao
gg Voop
viper v.: i also put
tony in 2
Ullar (GM): yo hal
viper v.: put cartman in 3
Ullar (GM): should they keep attacking father sam?
ullarsux h.: i think my list is doing pretty well so far
father sam has te most hp so i'd think so
Ullar (GM): or does the ai move on? im not sure hwo i worded it in this situation
it says they never attack the same one twice
eh
ill keep piling on sam
bc coward
ted deals 3 dmg!
Ullar (GM): john deals 3 dmg!
Hal J.: hang on what's giong on?
Ullar (GM): beecher deals 1 dmg!
DaLetterEl: ai question basically
on what was specified earlier
for mimics
Hal J.: this is room 5?
Knightsof C.: GM hates the priest for not fighting
Hal J.: Targets uninfected commoners, preferring those with the highest hp. Spreads the infection around, never attacking the some one twice; if all alive peasants are infected, target those with lowest hp.
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
Hal J.: yo ullar hold on a second what's happening
Ullar (GM): it conflicts with itself in this case
bc
ullarsux h.: i interpreted it to mean that once they were infected they wouldnt be attacked again
Ullar (GM): it missed
im thinking that too yeah
sam again
Hal J.: hang on
were there uninfected peasants other than sam?
Ullar (GM): yes, but sam has the most hp
ullarsux h.: everyone is uninfected except molly
viper v.: do not infect molly
Hannah M.: OHNO
Hal J.: yeah i'm going to say that because it explicitly says "never attacking the same one twice"
Hannah M.: NOT MOLLY
Hal J.: what you have to do is
not attack sam
until everyone else is infected
Ullar (GM): move on, and
save sam for last?
Hal J.: because you've attacked sam already
yeah
Ullar (GM): i gotcha
viper v.: how has sam been attacked
Hal J.: because it was said explicitly
viper v.: he took no dmg
ullarsux h.: it missed
Hal J.: you don't attack the same one twice
viper v.: -
Ullar (GM): ted is targeted next!
Adult Mimic EX [DLC] tries to lick 21 for 5 damage! On hit, make a DC 15 Fort save or contract Treasure Sickness EX!
Hal J.: yeah sorry for butting in, i think this is consistent with the way i rule things in my game, please continue thank you ullar great entertainment lmao
Ullar (GM): no worries
15 the save....
NICE
ted is uninfected
sam. . . .
ullarsux h.: blessed be him
Ullar (GM): agatha, john or cartman, 1d3 in order
1
agatha it is
Adult Mimic EX [DLC] tries to lick 18 for 5 damage! On hit, make a DC 15 Fort save or contract Treasure Sickness EX!
18
saves!
Ullar (GM): tony deals 1 dmg!
kanyegef goes for the kill!
agatha deals 4 dmg!
cartman deals 3 dmg!
molly SMITE
sailor ted deals 4 dmg!
Ullar (GM): long john deals 3 dmg!
beecher tries his best, and deals 1 dmg!
viper v.: it probs would have been smart to look at the enemies
when i made my list
DaLetterEl: yes
viper v.: now that i think about it
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
DaLetterEl: you need to know their target ai
lol
viper v.: lol
Ullar (GM): john or cartman, in order
2
cartman!
Adult Mimic EX [DLC] tries to lick 9 for 5 damage! On hit, make a DC 15 Fort save or contract Treasure Sickness EX!
.
hits
DaLetterEl: thats the whole thing with the challenge, predictive rng
you know what generally happens and the ai behidn it
and you guess based on it
Ullar (GM): 2 Fort
wow fails so badly
DaLetterEl: he sick
Ullar (GM): wait
hold up
is father sam....
actually....
attacking............?
DaLetterEl: wat
Knightsof C.: you playing wiht us
ullarsux h.: go father sam
Ullar (GM): it's round 3, ain't it?
DaLetterEl: it is
Ullar (GM): HE BONKS
Father sam deals 3 dmg!
tony deals 1 dmg!
ngl it's a free win from here
DaLetterEl: ya
Ullar (GM): who gets the kill....
viper v.: can father sam take dmg
ullarsux h.: no
viper v.: why not
what have i missed LOL
ullarsux h.: hes immune to all damage
viper v.: -
DaLetterEl: father sam is a god
Ullar (GM): kanye deals 4 dmg
DaLetterEl: he has ascended above dmg taking
Ullar (GM): agatha kills
DaLetterEl: room seis
where stuff will die
Ullar (GM): FATALITIES: NONE
DaLetterEl: also fort saves
for sick ppl
Ullar (GM): yup!
9 Molly
14 cartman
both take 2 dmg, it lingers
viper v.: f
not molly.
Ullar (GM): cartman will die in this room guaranteed
due to uh
having 2 hp let
Knightsof C.: beecher goes first if targeting is by low hp
DaLetterEl: he means bc of the poison
Ullar (GM): yup
at any rate
LET'S BEGIN
ROOM 6: SHADOW DEMON
hey
hey beecher
Ullar (GM): guess
guess what
DaLetterEl: is it time for a nat 1
Ullar (GM): 12
not quite, sadly
but POSSESSED
viper v.: >>
Ullar (GM): sailor ted casts avg prot from evil!
john deals 3 dmg!
beecher tries to shake off the demon!
Knightsof C.: Possession heals damage?
Ullar (GM): it empowers them
ullarsux h.: it gives the 10 hp
Ullar (GM): 3
poor beecher....
DaLetterEl: rip beechman
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
father sam hides
and protects himself
tony deals 1 dmg!
kanyegef deals 3 dmg with magic missile!
agatha finishes off beecher!
Ullar (GM): this deals 1 dmg to the shadow demon!
FATALITY
cartman and molly each deal 1 dmg!
DaLetterEl: didnt posession also deal a damage to it
or did i misread it
Ullar (GM): yup
demon is at 2/5 now
DaLetterEl: ok
Ullar (GM): who to possess next...
DaLetterEl: cartman?
Ullar (GM): yup
cartman! you're doomed anyway, but make a will save
1
DaLetterEl: lol
Knightsof C.: nat 1...
Ullar (GM): nat 2 acually
sailor ted quickly polishes off cartman tho
FATALITY
ullarsux h.: doesnt he gain 10 hp
Ullar (GM): oh right
ty
duh
sailor ted deals 4 dmg!
john deals 3 dmg!
handy deals 3 dmg!
Ullar (GM): fuck you sam
trapper tony deals 1 dmg!
kanyegef snipes the magic missile
FOR REAL FATALITY
agatha finishes off the demon
DaLetterEl: isnt that agatha's 2nd kill
Ullar (GM): apparently
DaLetterEl: stronk
Ullar (GM): time for molly's save
13
so close
and yet
so far
molly takes 2 dmg
ullarsux h.: one more death and molly gets double power
Ullar (GM): yup
DaLetterEl: BAWKERS NO
Hannah M.: BAWKERS
KILLTHEM BAWKERS
AVENGEILEOSA
Ullar (GM): FATALITIES: BEECHER, CARTMAN
ROOM 7: BAWKERS, CORRUPTED BY SIN
begin!
sailor ted csats avg prot from evil!
long john deals 3 dmg!
handy deals 3 dmg!
Ullar (GM): sam....
tony deals 1 dmg!
kanyegef deals 3 dmg!
with magic missile!
Hal J.: whose heroes have died?
ullarsux h.: nobody
Hal J.: holy shit
ullarsux h.: and tony who nobody picked is also alive
everyone else someone picked
Ullar (GM): agatha deals 4 dmg!
molly deals 8 dmg, tears in her eyes as she strikes the pet of a friend she loved
Knightsof C.: fitiing that sloth bawkers has -1 initiative
Ullar (GM): BAWKERS TURN
going from left to right, top to bottom to determine targets
2 4 5 3
ullarsux h.: agatha sam molly tony?
Ullar (GM): yup
agatha, molly, tony, and sam
ullarsux h.: molly needs to get lucky here
Ullar (GM): in order
Sinful Bawkers lashes out with 4 clumsy pecks!
Once! 15 for 4 damage!
Twice! 21 for 4 damage!
Thrice! 15 for 4 damage!
Quice! 19 for 4 damage!
Ullar (GM): im so sorry molly
ullarsux h.: nobody got lucky
viper v.: NOOOO
Ullar (GM): FATALITIES
ullarsux h.: did bawkers just get a triple kill lol
Ullar (GM): yup
DaLetterEl: p sure everything is dying here lol
Ullar (GM): with molly gone they h ave literally no hope
DaLetterEl: only way this was passable was w molly
viper v.: lol
ullarsux h.: we could dodge everything!
viper v.: if every1 dies here
ill be so happy
Ullar (GM): sailor ted meekly deals 4 dmg!
Hannah M.: RIPMOLLY
Ullar (GM): john glumly deals 3 dmg!
Hannah M.: GOBAWKERS
DaLetterEl: big sam
viper v.: fun fact i predicted both
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3 dmg!
viper v.: molly and agatha to die here
at 7
ullarsux h.: you cant predict your champion u noob
Ullar (GM): father sam frantically casts the spell again
viper v.: ik
but in my head
i predicted it
Ullar (GM): kanye throws a measly missile
2 2 3 3
viper v.: MURDER FATHER SAM
ullarsux h.: tbh i expected more dodges but like, i think weve dodged like 1 attack the entire game
Ullar (GM): handy, handy, kgf, kgf
more than 1 id say
either way
ullarsux h.: not very many
Hannah M.: Ok so I picked bawkers
Ullar (GM): SLAUGHTER
Hannah M.: Ifeel like I caused this
Ullar (GM): Sinful Bawkers lashes out with 4 clumsy pecks!
Once! 19 for 4 damage!
Twice! 8 for 4 damage!
Thrice! 12 for 4 damage!
Quice! 16 for 4 damage!
Knightsof C.: Quice?
Ullar (GM): see? handy dodged one
ullarsux h.: quice is clearly 5 times
Ullar (GM): quace?
idk
ullarsux h.: frice
Ullar (GM): kgf is ded
FATALITY
yeah this is such a slaughterfest
the rng was not kind
Hannah M.: Bawkersthesavage
viper v.: if only molly was still alive
Ullar (GM): ted deals 4 dmg
john deals 3
DaLetterEl: sam attacks for once
its r3
Ullar (GM): handy deals 3, as does the good father
DIE.
1 2 2 4
sam, handy, handy, john
Sinful Bawkers lashes out with 4 clumsy pecks!
Once! 3 for 4 damage!
Ullar (GM): Twice! 18 for 4 damage!
Thrice! 18 for 4 damage!
Quice! 20 for 4 damage!
fuck sake sam
third attack is wasted, but
damn
Ullar (GM): FATALITY
DaLetterEl: lol if sam solo lives
just to die to the toads
ill die laughing
ullarsux h.: he could dodge the toads too!
Ullar (GM): tbh, sam may survive toads
with those highass saves he's turtling for
total of 10 more dmg before next turn
ullarsux h.: how much hp does bawkers have
Ullar (GM): 16 remaining
Knightsof C.: how do you counter a non attack?
Ullar (GM): sam wouldnt attack until r3
1 3 3 3
poor ted.
DaLetterEl: thats really lucky for possibly someone making through though
Ullar (GM): Sinful Bawkers lashes out with 4 clumsy pecks!
Once! 5 for 4 damage!
Twice! 11 for 4 damage!
Thrice! 15 for 4 damage!
Quice! 11 for 4 damage!
DaLetterEl: lmao sam
Ullar (GM): FUCK SAKE
ullarsux h.: is 11 a dodge
Ullar (GM): holy shit it is
ted only takes 1 hit
viper v.: lool
Ullar (GM): and is at 1 hp
DaLetterEl: wow this might clear
Ullar (GM): this is so clutch
viper v.: i rlly dony want this
Ullar (GM): 10 more dmg
viper v.: to clear
ullarsux h.: cmon long john survive the bawkers
viper v.: stop
Knightsof C.: putting ted's obit in clipboard fn
DaLetterEl: 6 remaining
Ullar (GM): cmon, chicken boi
3 3 1 1
ullarsux h.: long john never targeted lmao
Ullar (GM): Sinful Bawkers lashes out with 4 clumsy pecks!
Once! 13 for 4 damage!
Twice! 10 for 4 damage!
Thrice! 11 for 4 damage!
Quice! 15 for 4 damage!
DaLetterEl: hes too long
viper v.: lool
Hannah M.: I'msorry
DaLetterEl: there are dodges in there
Hannah M.: Bawkerswasa badidea
DaLetterEl: idk if enough tho
Hannah M.: This is m y fault
ullarsux h.: ted dies but sam doesnt i think
Ullar (GM): sam is hit once, i believe
yeah, jsut once
DaLetterEl: wow this clears
Ullar (GM): ted tho
rip
DaLetterEl: amazing
ullarsux h.: then we finish off the mega ultra chicken
Hal J.: holy shit
ullarsux h.: u said it has 6 left and we do 3 each
Hal J.: ok
Ullar (GM): FATALITY
correct
bawkers FALLS
Hal J.: onto the toads this will wipe the party i think
viper v.: lol
Ullar (GM): you never know
sam is a fkin turtle
DaLetterEl: but
theyre the best
Ullar (GM): like, he has +3 to his save
ikr
Hannah M.: killthetoads
Ullar (GM): long john goes first!
Knightsof C.: could be worse
ullarsux h.: what if half of 3 damage
Knightsof C.: could be Battletoads
Ullar (GM): deals 3, dmg, reflex save
1 dmg
rounds down always
ullarsux h.: oh it rounds up
oh
rules said round up
Ullar (GM): oh
rly?
ah
so they do
2, then
13
Ullar (GM): holy shit he saved
ullarsux h.: GO GO
Ullar (GM): father sam turtles
Hal J.: HE DID A REFLEX SAVE?
Ullar (GM): 4
nope, takes 2 dmg
turtle sam
ullarsux h.: well i'll get 1 kill lol
Hannah M.: 2 hours in
Ullar (GM): 9
Hannah M.: 2 people remaining :thinking:
Ullar (GM): first toad down
Hal J.: both are dead right? they can't beat this room
unless godly reflex rng
ullarsux h.: we can if we dodge every counter
DaLetterEl: sam could theoretically save his ass off
Hannah M.: definitely dead
ullarsux h.: but yeah its very unlikely
Ullar (GM): sam rly can, he has a total of +3 to reflex
so he saves just over half the time
DaLetterEl: he'd need to make uhh
ullarsux h.: rounding up rly hurt us in this room
Ullar (GM): sam swings his frist time
16
holy shit
DaLetterEl: 4/5 saves?
Ullar (GM): john?
DaLetterEl: oh john still alive
Ullar (GM): 1
nope.
DaLetterEl: so less
ullarsux h.: rip
go sam
Hannah M.: Wait
Ullar (GM): THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Hannah M.: Is this room 8
DaLetterEl: yes
Hannah M.: kk
Ullar (GM): 21
saves
Hal J.: LOOIOOL
Ullar (GM): halfway there
Hal J.: HOW MANY SAVES DO WE NEED
ullarsux h.: what is sam's hp
Ullar (GM): he fails two saves, he ded
viper v.: 3
ullarsux h.: ah
Ullar (GM): he has 3 hp
Hal J.: he deals 3?
Ullar (GM): 22
Hal J.: how many toads left
Ullar (GM): .
Hal J.: LAMAOAOOAO
DaLetterEl: mathematically possible
Ullar (GM): 8
DaLetterEl: obviously improbable but very possible
Hal J.: still possible???????????????
Ullar (GM): fails one!
Hal J.: rip 1
ullarsux h.: he needs to dodge the next 4
Ullar (GM): 5
ullarsux h.: rip
Hal J.: rip
Ullar (GM): OOOF
DaLetterEl: rip the dream
Ullar (GM): takes a toad down with him
but
ullarsux h.: one toad survives
Ullar (GM): they truly are
the best
ullarsux h.: molly dying early on the bawkers room really hurt
Ullar (GM): agreed, yeah
ullarsux h.: she would have done 16 damage lol
Ullar (GM): they might have actually won if molly hadn't been diseased then slaughtered
gg all!
viper v.: lol
probs
Ullar (GM): thanks for participating!
viper v.: molly had
unlucky
placement
they were on the top
:weary: