Battleships, Baking Bread [Typeset]

Battleships, Baking Bread.
From http://www.acfun.tv/a/ac1479094

>The Naval District
>7 in the morning--
>Admiral, it's about time for breakfast.
>What have you prepared for me?
>Bismarck, you shouldn't ask the Admiral to make breakfast--we should do that as shipgirls.
>[don't wanna!]
>I'll dirty my hands cooking!
>Let's do it together!  I'll help you out!  [you can do it!!]
>Leave her be, Lebe.
>There's no point expecting her to do this kind of thing. ]
>[mmmmm~ (getting angry)]

>What are you talking about, of course I can cook!
>Don't you realize who I am?
>Yes, yes!
>Fruits in the morning is good for beauty!
>As for the salad dressing, make it french style.
>Follow my lead
>and we can definitely create the most delicious breakfast!
>[*chinese translator's footnote: fucking pissed]
>Ah....well, leave the salad to me.
>Bismarck, could you go and heat up the Wurst?

>Heat this up?  How do I do that....
>Ah
>I'm so clever~
>Bismarck
>How is the sausage coming along?
>it's heating up now
>[*Chinese translator's footnote: Kablooey--]
>[Danger danger!]
>[Houshou-san's warning]
>[sealed foods such as eggs and sausages will explode when heated in a microwave.]
>[Please remember to cut a little slit to let out the air for safety purposes!]

>If you want to heat up a sausage, you roast it or you cook it!
>[corpse]
>[ahhh]
>Why are you using a microwave?!
>This...I couldn't help it.
>I didn't know it would explode.
>If you don't know how to do it, ask someone from the start....
>There is nothing i cannot do!
>This failure was a fluke!  To say something like that is just...
>[You're not cute at all!]

>Max, go wash your face, leave the cleanup to me.
>Bismarck...uh....
>Ah, that's right, we don't have Brot/bread. Could you go buy some?
>Uuuuu~uuuu
>Good morning, Bismarck.
>The weather is quite spiffing today isn't it old chap?  We must make sure to do our best and carry on as we always do!
>Nagato....
>Today....hasn't gone too well.  I didn't know how to make breakfast, so I got the little guys/kids/little fellows/little chaps mad....
>If you can't do it, just tell them straight up and ask them for help.

>But...no matter what, I don't want to ask those kids for help.
>I feel like it's like admitting defeat.
>To be all tied up over something like this...how embarassing....
>The Destroyers (in small text: "they") may be small in stature, but sometimes they are the ones who teach us valuable lessons.
>THat's right!  They asked me to go and buy something.  Hey, do you know where I can get some Brot?
>Brot?
>You don't understand?  In english the word is bread.....
>mmm...uhh....well....
>how do I say it in ching chong?
>[*In japanese, "bread" is a japonization of english]

>It's the staple food you make from wheat!  Apart from rice, you guys eat that right?!
>[that thing!]
>Ohhhh, that!
>You can't buy it in a supermarket...but do you want to make it with your own hands for them?
>Making Brot with my own hands...?  Can I....?
>Let's go!  Don't you want to show your cool side to them?
>Aladdins!  (Of course!)
>Why, to make Brot
>did we have to go to sea?!  [where are we going?!]
>Gotta collect materials.  There's a store nearby....
>How the does it count as handmade then?!

>Well, we have to start from flour.
>[we're making flour?!]
>[wheat farm]
>[car sounds]
>They've started the harvest!
>[*with the permission of the farmer]
>But does it really count as handmade if we start from the harvesting process....
>[I guess we really ought to start from planting the seeds...]
>[enough!]

>Finished!
>Not bad, Bismarck.  Let's bring this back to home port!

>Nagato, if we go back by sea, won't our hard-earned flour get soaked?
>You're right....
>then let's use transportation.
>But...what about our equipment?  We can't bring that on a plane....
>We can't fit it on the luggage racks on the Shinkansen (note: the bullet trains)...
>Aha!
>Well then, today it'll be you two customers/guests
>[truck: Towards Tokyo]
>We have luggage space.
>These....aren't these explosives?
>Naah, these are just imitations.
>Customer, what do you do for a living...?
>[suspicious...]
>mm
>I (wagahai) am--...
>Going to join the "Super Transformation Remodel Dressup: a cosplay convention of some sort, the word is literally "Super Transform Transfomr Transport" three times but use what you like)"
>I want to pass the preliminaries!
>Ahh, so that's why you're dressed like that...right, then we'll make an exception this time.
>In that case, could you also drop us off at Yokosuka? [please!]
>Ehhh?!
>[sigh] what is "Super Transformation Remodel Dressup"?  [is it some super awesome person?]
>We'd raise a fuss if we said we were shipgirls....saying we were "Super Transformation Remodel Dressup" contestants allows us to carry around our heavy equipment without suspicion.  It's a very convenient job.
>What kind of work is that?
>Well, in a way...

>I guess you could call it being an "Actress."
>That doesn't sound too bad!
>I like it!
>I'm a little worried, really.
>When I get back, can I make a good breakfast?
>Can I make those children happy?
>I...I'm scared of failing.  Scared of being reprimanded.
>I want to be praised, all the time.
>I want to be the best person in everybody's eyes.

>...I hate being like this, admitting my own weaknesses...
>I hate it!
>That's fine, Bismarck.
>How can we be weak?  It would make everyone in the fleet uneasy.
>We are battleships--we must always stay strong
>Even if it's a sham, even if we are still weak on the inside
>even if we remain vulnerable
>we must still play the part of the strong.  Just keep playing our roles >and plant a seed in our hearts--a day will come
>where we will truly be strong.

>That's right!
>[Because we are]
>["Actresses!]
>Battleship Nagato has returned!
>Nagato-san?!

>Where did you run off to?!
>Everybody was looking or you!
>THere were rumors of the enemy fleet gaining two battleships...that they ruined the microwave and fled to escape responsibility....
>[really now! x2]
>Houshou-san
>There's something I'd like you to teach her....
>can you?
>Okay
>Only I can do it, after all!
>Bismarck's back!
>It seems like she wants to make handmade Brot for breakfast!
>The hell is that?  [If it's bread, why didn't they just buy it?]
>It's bread.
>Thank god...I was thinking she ran home after I scolded her...

>It's done!
>[Oh wow~]
>This is Udon!
>This is amazing, Bismarck!
>Lecker!  (Delicious)
>So Japan boils it in soup, huh.
>Feel Free to praise me more!