[Age Difference] Anon Demonstrates how to Penis (one-shot)

"You did WHAT."
>"I said, I volunteered you for Miss Cheerilee's Sexual Education demonstration!"
"No, I heard you, jackass.
>Twilight cringes at your casual usage of racial slurs, but you soldier on.
"Why would you ev-what could have POSSIBLY been going through your stupid horse-brain when you made this decision?"
>"I was thinking about how educational it would be for the foals to-"
>Oh FUCK you forgot about the foals!
>Oh Jesus what kind of weird butt-stuff is Cheerilee going to make you do in front of children?!
"-Nope! Not doin' shit in front of tiny baby horses, thank you."
>Twilight stomps her widdle marshmallow hoof in irritation and makes the angriest scrunchie face you've EVER seen on her.
>It looks like she just finished snorting lemon juice.
>"Anon! You KNOW that the school has undergone budget-cuts! They had to combine two classes into one, and they chose 'Sex Ed' and 'Xenobiology'."
"Why do a bunch of foals need to learn about xen-"
>"-And that's why you need to help out. It's the po-"
"Stop interruptin-!"
>"-It's the pony way!"
>Without waiting for a reply, Twilight picks you up with her magic and fucking air-lifts you over to that shitty fucking schoolhouse.
>'Xenobiology'
>What the fuck ever, Twilight.
>Fucking royalty.
>"Here he is, Miss Cheerilee! One living, breathing demonstration of how to penis!"
>You remember when YOU learned how to penis.
>>"Oh, good! Thank you, Princess Twilight. I'm sure that Mister Human will help the fillies and colts understand how the sexing works."
>Kids gotta learn someday, you guess.

>About two minutes later, you are standing in front of a bunch of CHILDREN with your willy hanging out and your arms tied up behind your back.
>Cheerilee said something about not wanting your "silly human nudity taboo" to get in the way of learning, so she had Twilight tie you up a bit before she left.
>Today was a "I had a filly blow me" day.