PARTY @ DA ABANDONED CHURCH 2NITE FEAT. †††DJ WRECKLESS SENSE OF SELF WORTH†††
TICKETS = $2 DOOR $5 VIP LOUNGE (RAFTERS)

ENERGY DRINKS WILL BE THERE THIS AIN’T YA MAMA’S SERMON

RULES:
13+ ONLY
NO POT CIGARETTES (DONT WANT ANY1 OVERDOSIN)
CUSS WORDS GET YA THROWN OUT SON THIS IS GOD’S HOUSE
ALCOHOL IS NOT PERMITTED (COMMUNION??? MORE LIKE COMMUNISM)
NO SANTANA
NO TV
NO GRINDING, POUNDING, LINKING, PUTTING INTO PIG INTESTINE, BUTCHER TWINE’N OR SMOKING
YOLO ALL NITE LONG
IF U GET 2 FUCKED UP ON RED-BULL CALL YOUR MOM TO COME GET YOU BRO

GUEST APPEARANCES BY:
A DRAKE IMPERSONATOR (APPARENTLY “THE MOTTO” IS “I’LL DO ANYTHING 4 FIVE BUCKS AN HOUR”)
MY DAD’S DOG
A REAL FORMER DRUG DEALER LOOKIN TO HAVE SOME GOOD CLEAN FUN
DJ WRECK IN A WIG PLAYING YOUTUBE RIPS OF SKRILLEX CONCERTS OVER THE MIC BC YOU’LL PROBABLY BUY IT ANYWAY
16 PEOPLE IN KAKHI PANTS OVERDRESSED AS FUCK
THE WHITEST KIDS U DON’T KNOW
OBAMA’S FACE ON A CARDBOARD CUTOUT

YES THERE WILL BE STROBE LIGHTS SO GET WITTH THE PROGRAM

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM AND CLOSE AT 10