Benny is a smooth talker

-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] heads over to PA --
CHI: You there. Lowblood fIlth.
?PA: You~ talking to me?
CHI: Do you see aNyoNe else here?
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] points at PM in the kitchen --
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] grabs PA by the collar and hoists him up --
CHI: Go maKe me somethING to eat before I rIp your eyes out
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] blinks --
?PA: Alrighty~ then
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] dislodges him from HI and goes to the kitchen to hide --
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] like, behind PM --
CPM ceased responding to memo.
CCW ceased responding to memo.
CST ceased responding to memo.
??? blueberryBosun [?BB] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] it is now Benny Time. --
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] Benny, come hide with me --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] okie dokie --
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] sits on the couch and impatiently waits for PA to bring him something to eat --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] strides into the kitchen intending to get a glass of milk. --
?BB: Hello, Ry!
?PA: Benny~!!
?BB: What'sth upp?
?PA: Don't go in~ the main room!!
?BB: Why?
?PA: Theres~ a scary guy~ in there
?BB: Oh, pisthh posthh, I doubt he'sth too terribly sthcary.
?PA: He~ scared me~
?BB: Awww. Want a hug?
?PA: Yes~ please
CHI: Hurry the fucK up IN there!
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] clings to Benny ;-; --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] smiles and pulls Ry into a hug, rolling his eyes at the shouting from the living room. --
?BB: Justht ignore him, he sthoundsth all bark.
?PA: He~ threated to rip~ my eyes out
CPC ceased responding to memo.
?BB: My Da makesth that threat all the time.
?PA: He had me~ by the collar
?BB: Well that'sth justht rude.
CPM ceased responding to memo.
CPC ceased responding to memo.
?PA: I~ am gonna hide here~
CURRENT psuedoMale [CPM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT psuedoMale [CPM] sits down on the kitchen counter, begins eating waffles. --
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] grumbles and gets up --
CHI: StupId fucKING lower blooded freaK...
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] heads for the kitchen --
?PA: Benny~ what do we do?
-- CURRENT psuedoMale [CPM] looks at HI, giving a short wave before continuing to eat waffles --
?BB: Act casthual and leave asth he walksth in?
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] glares at PM --
CPM: 'Sup
CHI: NoNe of your busINess
?PA: Will~ you come with me?
CPM: Allright..
?BB: Of coursthe.
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] keeps going into the kitchen, glaring at everything --
?PA: !!
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] hides behind Benny --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] puts an arm around Rygerr's shoulders and leads him out of the kitchen just as HI was walking in. --
CHI: DoN't you walK away from me, lowbloods.
?PA: !!!
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] completely ignores him, leading PA to the hallway through the livingroom, humming a little. --
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] walks after them, grabbing BB by the shoulder --
CHI: I saId- Do Not walK away from me
?BB: Yesth, I heard you. I chosthe to ignore you.
CHI: If you're tryING to be cute, It's Not worKING.
?BB: Oh, I don't need to try, I know I'm cute. I don't sthee the reasthon in paying attention to sthomeone trying to bully me or my cousthin in my own home.
-- CURRENT psuedoMale [CPM] finishes his waffles, putting away plates/such. Comes through into the main room wiping his mouth with a napkin. --
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] narrows his eyes at BB --
CHI: Oh?
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] smiles innocently. --
?BB: Mhm. Anywaysth, stheeing asth thisth isth my home, that makesth you a guestht. And honesthtly you sthhould be more polite to your hosthtsth. To do toherwisthe isth justht barbaric.
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] otherwise* --
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] tightens his grip on BB's shoulder --
CHI: ANd thIs meaNs what to me?
?BB: If you are trying to threaten and intimidate me, I sthhould probably inform you for your sthafety that if you were to harm me in any stheriousth manner, many of the resthidentsth here would be out for your blood.
?BB: You sthee, I am fairly well liked around here and have a very large extended family.
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] scoffs --
CTA ceased responding to memo.
CHI: What KINd of a bacKwords world Is thIs?
?BB: A very nice one.
CURRENT clericalWasp [CCW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT clericalWasp [CCW] smacks his lips, watching this scene. --
?BB: I have lived here my entire life and I abstholutely love it.
??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] someone say extended family? --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] is from 17 years in the future, btw. --
CHI: ANd you KNow No respect for your better because of It.
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] is also from the future >> --
?BB: And what in the world would make a bosthy bully my better?
CCW ceased responding to memo.
?BB: Generally people with terrible attitudesth and persthonalitiesth are the onesth consthidered lower.
CHI: I am a fucKING tyrIaN blood, you blueblooded IdIot
?BB: And?
?BB: I don't care.
CURRENT theCondesce [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
?BB: In casthe you haven't noticed, on thisth planet, the hemosthpectrum playsth no part in sthocial sthtanding.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] walks into the living room from his bedroom --
?BB: To think it doesth makesth you stheemsth very sthilly.
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] lets go of BB's shoulder and looks around --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] puts his hands on his hips casually, still smiling plainly. --
-- CURRENT psuedoMale [CPM] was so obviously stareing --
CHI: WIthout socIal order, thIs place wIll desceNd to madNess
-- CURRENT theCondesce [CTC] Casual crossing of the arms. :I --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] where are you two --
?BB: Oh, I didn't sthay there wasth no sthocial order at all.
?BB: I sthimply sthaid the hemosthpectrum hasth no sthay in it.
?BB: We have leadersth and we have lawsth.
CTC: ) (mm?
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] we're outside the kitchen --
CHI: So fIlthbloods mINGle wIth royalblood? How dIstasteful
?BB: Well that'sth justht, like, you're opinion, man.
CHI: *Royalbloods
?BB: If you don't like it... I could esthcort you to the door.
?PA: We're~ pretty happy with it
CHI: You would Not dare
?BB: Well if you would not like an esthcort that'sth fine, too.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] so the living room? --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] yes --
CPM ceased responding to memo.
?BB: I am merely making a sthuggesthtion to sthhow you where to go if you wisthh to leave.
?TG: this isη't αlterηiα y☼u kη☼w
CHI: ANd where would I Go here? ThIs lace Is barreN
?PA: You~ could go die in the woods
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] glares at PA --
?BB: You could alwaysth go back to where you came from?
?BB: No one isth forcing you to sthtay.
?TG: we're αll hαppy here
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] grumbles, but doesn't say anything --
?BB: Hey, Ry, have you eaten breakfastht yet
?BB: ?*
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] sudden subject change --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] relaxes on the couch. --
?PA: No~
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] watching BB and PA --
?BB: Come on, let'sth make sthome egg sthammiesth.
?PA: I like~ those~!
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] heads into the kitchen, a little bounce in his step. --
?BB: Oh, sthame.
-- ??? poisonousApprentice [?PA] follows BB --
?PA: You~ and Ma~ make good food
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] watches HI like a hawk --
-- ??? blueberryBosun [?BB] grabs a small frying pan, some butter, and a couple of eggs, frying them up one at a time. --
?BB: Thank you very much, Ry.
-- CURRENT horrendousImperator [CHI] watches them walk away, then walks to and empty couch and sits down, crossing his arms and legs --