Dry Bowser (Smash Bros Codec Guidance)

Snake: Oh look, it's that cheap movie monster we keep fighting constantly.
Pit: Careful, Snake! That's Bowser's bony transformation! And he's got a bone to pick with you!
Otacon: That's quite humerus. He's also his relative. Dry Bowser is both his own guy and a different form simultaneously.
Palutena: Dry Bowser is a heavyweight that has the speed of lightweights. He's definitely only packing his bones.
Mei Ling: Yes, the lack of flesh on him makes him quite a fright of a sight. You should be wary, he has many great uses for his bones.
Viridi: Oh please, he's nothing but an undead pile of fail who's only walking because of dark magic.
Colonel: You say that now, but don't come crying when he zaps you with his electricity, or burns you with his fire. There's a reason he's even more of a nightmare than the Koopa King himself.