dream

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* Jake_Brandt falls asleep.
@`DM
You awaken to find yourself now inside a strange room. You are sitting on a wooden chair and directly in front of you is a man. (( https://i.imgur.com/WEPJCwA.png ))
* Jake_Brandt is visibly stunned, and scans the man for any threats.
@`DM
The man does not seem to be carrying any weapons. The only things he is wearing are his underpants, hat, and various gold accessories.
In his hand there seems to be a wrapped alcoholic beverage.
* Jake_Brandt tries to resist urge to stare.
@`DM
"Suck a dick."
Jake_Brandt
"...What? Who even are you?
@`DM
"It doesn't matter who I am, Jake, you fuckin' loser. Who the fuck are you?"
Jake_Brandt
"I am Jake Brandt. Are you one of those Rappers I saw on TV?
Jake_Brandt
"And so what if I am a loser, I am like this for a reason."
@`DM
"You don't even watch TV, Jake. Anyways, that's not what I meant. What I'm askin' you, is who the fuck are you tryin' to be?"
Jake_Brandt
"I was too stiff, so I changed. Mainly so he could like me better."
"Isn't it obvious?"
@`DM
"No, it's not obvious, Jake, you fuckin' bitch-ass. You got problems, Jake? You think you're fucked up?"
Jake_Brandt
"Of course I am! Who is isn't fucked up?"
Jake_Brandt
"You have no room to be criticizing, no matter how black you are."
@`DM
"Shut the fuck up with that dumb shit." The man backhands your stuttering bitch face. (-3 HP) "I'm not here to one-up you, you stupid punk-ass. I'm 'boutta educate you, because I'm your guardian-subconscious-dream-shit-whatever."
"Now listen closely, Jacob, motherfucker:"
Jake_Brandt
"Fine,"
* Jake_Brandt grumbles
@`DM
"Quit fucking around. You know how much potential you have, Jake?"
Jake_Brandt
"I have plenty, I don't need to use it all at once."
@`DM
"Motherfucker, you have no idea what I'm talking about." He buries his head in his palms for a second and then picks his head back up, taking a swig of alcohol. "Aight... close ya eyes for a second."
* Jake_Brandt closes his eyes skeptically
@`DM
After about a minute, the man speaks again. "Aight you can open them now."
* Jake_Brandt opens his eyes
@`DM
You see the man still there. Nothing has visibly changed.
* Jake_Brandt looks at his face to see if anything has changed
@`DM
Nothing.
Nothing has changed.
Jake_Brandt
"Nothing has changed,"
@`DM
"What the fuck did you expect? All you did was close your eyes. Get it?"
Jake_Brandt
"I...don't know."
Jake_Brandt
"Hold on a second. When I went to sleep I am sure someone was sleeping next to me. Was that you?"
"Is that who you are?
@`DM
"No you fuckin' dummy. I don't know who and what the fuck ya talkin' 'bout. But look, what I'm sayin' is that I told you to close your eyes... and you listened. Ya understandin' yet?"
ⓘ Jaczac is now known as jocoseZirconium
Jake_Brandt
"I am following your orders. But I suppose I don't even have too?"
@`DM
"More than that, bro. What I'm tryna teach here is that people are very willing to listen, right? Long as you don't start tryna fight 'em or anything."
"Ya feel?"
Jake_Brandt
"I feel."
"Will you put a shirt on?"
@`DM
"No."
ⓘ jocoseZirconium is now known as JZ|Voice-To-Text
@`DM
The man sits down in the wooden chair in front of you. "Any other questions?"
Jake_Brandt
"No."
* Jake_Brandt leaves the room
@`DM
You can't. There are no doors.
* Jake_Brandt does anyway
@`DM
You can't.
* Jake_Brandt knows this is a dream, as he remembers going to sleep with Tojo, not a black thug.
@`DM
You know this is a dream and remember going to sleep with Tojo and not a black thug. Now what?
* Jake_Brandt leaves the room
@`DM
You can't.
* Jake_Brandt becomes the room
@`DM
You can't.
* Jake_Brandt does what he can
@`DM
You remain in the room with the man.
* Jake_Brandt takes off his clothes
@`DM
You take off your clothes.
* Jake_Brandt is wearing another pair of clothes for some reason
@`DM
No he isn't.
* Jake_Brandt is indeed wearing two pairs of clothing
@`DM
He is not. The man asks if you would like to leave.
* Jake_Brandt jumps on the man
@`DM
You jump on the man. The man transforms into an air elemental to escape your hold, and re-forms into a human a few steps back.
Jake_Brandt
"Turn into an elephant."
→ Thingymabob has joined
@`DM
"Suck a dick, Jake. Mattafact suck two dicks." He snaps his fingers. Roll 1d20+con.
Jake_Brandt
roll 1d20
@`DM
Jake_Brandt rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
All the oxygen is ripped from your blood cells. You instantly pass out. -END-
* Jake_Brandt rejects that ending
@`DM
You can't.
* Jake_Brandt turns back time and is back in the room with the thug.
@`DM
Sure.
How far back do you reverse time?
Jake_Brandt
reverse to the beginning
@`DM
no can do
* Jake_Brandt reverses to as far as he can go
@`DM
The farthest back you can go is before you jump on the man. Do you want to go back?
Jake_Brandt
"Yes"
@`DM
"Yes? Yes to what?" The man looks at you strangely.
Jake_Brandt
"Yes, you are indeed very sexy."
@`DM
"Already knew."
Jake_Brandt
"Show me more of your abs, hot stuff."
"Teach me your ways."
@`DM
"What?"
Jake_Brandt
"Teach me the ways of thuglife"
@`DM
"Suck a dick, Jake."
Jake_Brandt
"Only yours."
* Jake_Brandt moves closer to the black man.
@`DM
You move closer to the man.
* Jake_Brandt becomes Snoop Dogg
@`DM
You can't.
* Jake_Brandt is already Snoop Dogg
* Jake_Brandt lights a blunt and leaves this snoozefest.
Jake_Brandt
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