RaptorNon's Small Cat Problem

>Day Unforgiven II in Equestria.
>Here you stand on the kitchen counter in Rarity's boutique.
>Not because you're drunk or being rude, but because you've been shrunk to the size of a filly.
>You warned Applejack about Twilight bro.
>You told her dog.
>"Consarnit Twai, how many windows do Ah gotta toss ya out of before you learn?"
>"Wait! Please, Applejack I can fix him. Just let me the wumbo spell."
>Wumbo?
"SKRA-"
>Your cry of disbelief falls on deaf ears as you're once again blasted with magic and sure enough you're shrunk even further.
>You told her man, you TOLD her about Twilight.
>Curling up into the fetal position, you wonder if you'll ever be the Apex predator again and curse science for not giving you opposable thumbs to help rise against the now giant ponies, and to defeat your arch nemesis, doorknobs.
>Twilight has begun teleporting all over the room to avoid your fiancee's fury and the chase leads them out into the street, and out of sight as you watch them disappear over the horizon.
>With no way off the counter, you take a grape from a nearby fruit bowl and begin kicking it around like a soccer ball.
>Remembering that Rarity is in Detrot demonstrating her new line of arrow proof vests, you realize that you're all alone here.
>"Mrow."
>Right, except for Rarity's cat.
>With all her feline elegance, she hops up onto the counter to do whatever asinine thing cats do when left alone.
>Spotting you, she freezes before the gears in her head start turning again and she figures out your predicament.
>Just as you're about to sigh in relief, she gets a mischievous smile and lowers herself to a stalking position.
>At you're current size, you'd say you're the same size with you being heavier and slower.
>She takes a single creeping step towards you in which you take the time to curse rarity for trimming your claws and not the cats before leaving.
>Quick as lightning she pounces on you and it's all you can do to try and kick her off.
>Your blows only seem to make contact with fur as you try to figure out where the cat ends and the fluff begins.
>Goddamn cat never liked anyone and that especially included you as she always took it upon herself to attack your tail like it was her own personal toy.
>Her claws and teeth are sharp but your scales are tough as all the scratches and bites rarely manage to break your skin.
>Your softer underbelly gets the worst of it from her back legs, but she takes plenty of your strikes until you manage to get both feet under her and kick off, giving you time to get back on your feet.
>Not giving you time to breathe, she's back on the attack but two of you continue to exchange slashes and kicks until you manage to get under her and tackle her off the counter.
>Recovering from the fall, she growls at you maliciously, but you take the initiative and leap at her for another attack.
>She wasn't expecting you to jump far enough to reach her and once you land next to her, you hop on her back and lock you teeth around her neck, just under her collar, while being careful not to kill your pack mother's pet.
>Pinning her down under your weight, she thrashes around for minutes on end until finally submitting.
>You hold her for another good minute to make sure she's truly given up before letting go and walking away victorious as she lies limply on the tiled floor.
>They can burn you, they can blast you, they can shrink you, and they can maul you, but they can't kill you.
>You are the Deinonychus known as Anonymous, and no matter what size you are, you are the true king of dinosaurs.
>And that crown has more than it's fair share of benefits.
>Turning back around, you approach Opal as she listlessly looks back at you and your bloodied smile, before presenting herself as an offering to the King.
>Any pony who walked past the boutique that afternoon could swear they heard a cat's moaning and a tiny dragon's roar.
>Maybe it was because your penis isn't barbed like a cats, but once wasn't enough for her and you pounded that pussies pussy all afternoon.
>That night, Princess Celestia herself came by to undo Twilight's harm and you made it a point to let twilight know that she can forget about you ever trying to forgive her again.
>After Celestia exited the boutique lecturing a dejected Twilight, Applejack came in to see you nestled on the couch with a purring Opalescence on your back.
>"Ah'm sorry y'all had to go through that, but Ah really appreciate you taking the chance to forgive her all the same."
>She leans in to kiss you before Opal takes a swipe at her.
>"Dern cat, when she suddenly start takin' a liking to y'all anyway?"
>You just laugh nervously until Applejack lets out a yawn and starts heading upstairs.
>"Well Ah'm ready to hit the hay, c'mon up when yer ready."
>As she makes her way up, you mentally add bestiality to the list of crazy shit you've done in Equestria, right next to sodomy and soon enough, marrying a horse.
>Every day is fucking weird in Equestria.