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- xoLizbethox: Hey Cleo :)
- CleoDeNiall: penis
- CleoDeNiall: heyyyoooooooo
- CleoDeNiall: /me waddles my ass in
- CleoDeNiall: oo new meat liz?
- xoLizbethox: hehe maybe ;) he is in an interview with me ;P
- CleoDeNiall: ooo
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- CleoDeNiall: im broke doe xD
- CleoDeNiall: z
- xoLizbethox: :O
- CleoDeNiall: ikr
- CleoDeNiall: tbh most my credits are spent here xD
- xoLizbethox: xDD
- CleoDeNiall: true thoo
- xoLizbethox: and we love it ;)
- CleoDeNiall: i never used to buy credits
- CleoDeNiall: untill i started living here
- CleoDeNiall: lowkey think bout applying for euphoria
- xoLizbethox: >.>
- xoLizbethox: nooo
- CleoDeNiall: :o
- xoLizbethox: I won't hire you.
- CleoDeNiall: :o
- xoLizbethox: I need your business here ;P
- CleoDeNiall: lol
- xoLizbethox: :PPP
- CleoDeNiall: awwwh so sweet
- xoLizbethox: the boys would kill me if I took you away
- CleoDeNiall: im surprised im allowed here when im broke
- xoLizbethox: you bring the house down when you aint tho
- CleoDeNiall: ikr
- CleoDeNiall: cleared levis wl like twice
- CleoDeNiall: he almost died
- CleoDeNiall: think ryan is making me something coz im so loyal nd that
- CleoDeNiall: liz wanna prank levi
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: Hi
- CleoDeNiall: HOI
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me looks behind me
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: nice to meet you
- CleoDeNiall: /me waves coz im small
- CleoDeNiall: ntmu2
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: haha ;p , small is cute and very manageable
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: btw i love ur hair ;p
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- CleoDeNiall: thanky you
- CleoDeNiall: i love your face
- CleoDeNiall: so you got the job huh?
- CleoDeNiall: welcome to euphori..... lsd
- Guest_ZeroDegreee: thanks
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i suppose i did yes.
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: hmm
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: Zero , werent u just in that other room with me ?
- Guest_ZeroDegreee: hows everyone
- Guest_ZeroDegreee: yeah i think so lol
- CleoDeNiall: goodluck, hai im cleo a regular here
- Guest_ZeroDegreee: nice to meet u im Stephen
- CleoDeNiall: oh i was talking to travis
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: well we're lucky to have you , i just reviewed the conversation u had with Liz.
- CleoDeNiall: but haiiiii
- Guest_ZeroDegreee: wats ur review haha
- CleoDeNiall: tbh am i really a client now
- CleoDeNiall: i pretty much live here
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: Zero? i was commenting on a statement she said
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: well you're just a very loyal client then
- CleoDeNiall: liz wont hire me to work at the sister club
- CleoDeNiall: lol
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: ;p , i can imagine why ;p
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: btw congratulations , i see you're pregnant
- CleoDeNiall: thank youu
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: when are you due, if i may ask
- CleoDeNiall: 22nd octobet
- CleoDeNiall: october*
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: ohh how adroable ur almmost here
- Guest_ZeroDegreee: congrats
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: ii
- CleoDeNiall: just get the devil thing out
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: haha
- Guest_ZeroDegreee: lol
- CleoDeNiall: penis
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: alot of penis
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: penis
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: ohhhhhh
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: cooool
- CleoDeNiall: oh god
- CleoDeNiall: z
- CleoDeNiall: lag
- xoLizbethox: penis
- CleoDeNiall: liz wanna prank levi?
- xoLizbethox: I had never used it so it was time.
- xoLizbethox: How :O
- CleoDeNiall: tell him i now work at euphoria xD
- CleoDeNiall: then see his reaction
- CleoDeNiall: then boom be like pregnant lady pranks chu
- xoLizbethox: LOL
- xoLizbethox: I will go along with it ;)
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- CleoDeNiall: just need him to come here
- CleoDeNiall: oo i will dress like a stripper too
- xoLizbethox: hahaha
- CleoDeNiall: tbh i miss my stripper days
- xoLizbethox: hott
- CleoDeNiall: ive just messaged him saying hey when you come on come to the club need to tell you something important
- xoLizbethox: xD
- CleoDeNiall: omg we should prank shirly too xD
- xoLizbethox: LOL nooo
- xoLizbethox: she would beat my rear
- CleoDeNiall: oo kinky :)
- CleoDeNiall: ;)
- CleoDeNiall: /me pops travis bubble
- CleoDeNiall: oml liz i think you fell asleep but i gifted levi a cheetos room
- xoLizbethox: OMG
- xoLizbethox: HAHAHA
- xoLizbethox: CHEETO PEEN
- CleoDeNiall: i told him he should never have told me
- CleoDeNiall: because i do shit like that
- xoLizbethox: lol
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me water drops on top of me
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: ;p
- CleoDeNiall: o.o
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: sorry i was trying to do something
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: u popped my bubble xD
- CleoDeNiall: oh
- CleoDeNiall: lol
- CleoDeNiall: liz
- CleoDeNiall: you need to hire a short guy
- xoLizbethox: >.>
- xoLizbethox: why
- CleoDeNiall: coz im short
- xoLizbethox: nu
- CleoDeNiall: and have to move my camera to look at there face
- xoLizbethox: you are fun sized.
- xoLizbethox: get it right.
- CleoDeNiall: oh yeh i had the most boring lappie ever yesterday
- xoLizbethox: the bigger the better ;)
- CleoDeNiall: i faked crashed
- xoLizbethox: from whooo?
- CleoDeNiall: rhett
- xoLizbethox: :O
- xoLizbethox: reallyyyyyyyy?!?
- CleoDeNiall: i was playing candy crush on my phone i was that bored
- xoLizbethox: I will smack his toosh when I see him.
- CleoDeNiall: so i "faked crashed" xD
- xoLizbethox: oml
- xoLizbethox: I am sorry you had bad experience
- CleoDeNiall: like idc if im preggo if i ask for rough where im pretty much trembling give me it
- CleoDeNiall: like levi oml
- CleoDeNiall: hes like the best hence why im his client more
- CleoDeNiall: like he wasnt doing a bad job but wasnt exciting for me
- CleoDeNiall: jason
- xoLizbethox: Hey Jason
- CleoDeNiall: i have some bad news
- iiBUY: Hey girls
- iiBUY: what :o
- CleoDeNiall: i will no longer be a client here
- iiBUY: what :oo
- iiBUY: why
- iiBUY: and why u dressed like that
- CleoDeNiall: liz just hired me didnt you liz
- iiBUY: loooool
- iiBUY: well congratz :D
- iiBUY: now u wont be breakin any rules ;)
- CleoDeNiall: BOI
- CleoDeNiall: U GOT PRaNKED
- CleoDeNiall: lol
- CleoDeNiall: weba mandy
- iiBUY: z
- KinkyMandy: thank you :)
- iiBUY: /me face palms
- KinkyMandy: arenèt you cute
- iiBUY: weba mandy <3
- KinkyMandy: I like those ears
- iiBUY: why the suit then loool
- KinkyMandy: thank you :)
- iiBUY: Welcome to LSD
- CleoDeNiall: dont tell levi coz me nd liz are pranking him
- CleoDeNiall: oh also jason im broke xD
- CleoDeNiall: lol
- iiBUY: lips are sealed
- iiBUY: lmao
- KinkyMandy: lol
- iiBUY: yea 1k
- CleoDeNiall: nope
- CleoDeNiall: 945
- iiBUY: loool
- iiBUY: currently im 837
- CleoDeNiall: omg
- CleoDeNiall: ow
- CleoDeNiall: MY EYE
- CleoDeNiall: z
- KinkyMandy: o.o
- CleoDeNiall: oh im very clumsy
- iiBUY: u sneezed?
- CleoDeNiall: dat package doe
- KinkyMandy: lol
- CleoDeNiall: now i see why i call u my big nugget
- iiBUY: ;p
- CleoDeNiall: lol
- iiBUY: /me shakes the package a lil
- CleoDeNiall: penis
- KinkyMandy: wooo
- iiBUY: xD
- CleoDeNiall: /me moans
- KinkyMandy: lol
- iiBUY: so what u pretty girls doin rn
- CleoDeNiall: being a potato
- iiBUY: xD
- KinkyMandy: I'm watching drop dead diva on netflix
- iiBUY: oo whats that about
- CleoDeNiall: brb
- iiBUY: tyt
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: tyt
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: sorry was occupied
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: whats up
- KinkyMandy: a 24yr old model and a 32yr old lawer both die at the same time and the model presses some button when she's in "limbo" and she comes back to earth but not as her beautiful self..she came back as the lawyer.
- KinkyMandy: its kinda funny...and its cute
- KinkyMandy: kinda chick flick-y
- KinkyMandy: also tyt
- iiBUY: ooo
- KinkyMandy: ooo swalla
- iiBUY: might see that
- KinkyMandy: yusss
- iiBUY: recently released?
- KinkyMandy: uh...not sure let me check the year
- iiBUY: welcome to LSD
- iiBUY: :D
- Billtommo: Hey all
- KinkyMandy: 2014 6 seasons
- KinkyMandy: hello :)
- iiBUY: damn 6 xd
- KinkyMandy: lol
- iiBUY: mm how many episodes perseason?
- Billtommo: Whats happening all what have I missed?
- iiBUY: well me nd mandy were talkin about a series shes watchin
- KinkyMandy: yus
- Billtommo: Which one?
- KinkyMandy: I just started it <3
- KinkyMandy: drop dead diva
- iiBUY: Afk breakfast
- Billtommo: Nope no idea lol
- KinkyMandy: tyt
- KinkyMandy: lol on netflix
- Billtommo: Breakfast lol
- Billtommo: its 11pm
- KinkyMandy: lol not for him
- KinkyMandy: or me
- KinkyMandy: it's 9am for me
- Billtommo: Welcome to Australia :P
- KinkyMandy: :P
- KinkyMandy: speaking of breakfast...I kinda want eggs...but..I also kinda dont feel like cooking..such a dilemma
- Billtommo: Well
- Billtommo: You can't have eggs without bacon
- KinkyMandy: :o
- Billtommo: And i mean
- KinkyMandy: I don't have bacon v.v
- Billtommo: Aussies cook a mean bacon and eggs
- Billtommo: I mean... we cook a mean anything on a BBQ
- KinkyMandy: ooo
- Billtommo: Kinda want bacon and eggs now >_>
- Billtommo: good one :P
- KinkyMandy: xD
- KinkyMandy: you're welcome ?
- xoLizbethox: I thought ya'll called it a barbi
- Billtommo: Thank you, I guess? But there is no chance of that this time of the night lol
- Billtommo: We do... but I mean thats how we say it
- KinkyMandy: lol
- Billtommo: Barbri is easier to say than barbecue
- Billtommo: Shorter and in thie world efficiency is everything
- Billtommo: Well far out... I butchered that
- Billtommo: Barbie
- KinkyMandy: lol
- Billtommo: I may or may not have had a few too many drinks >_>
- KinkyMandy: lool what are you drinking ?
- Billtommo: Beer
- Billtommo: Tooheys New
- Billtommo: Aussie Beers lol
- KinkyMandy: ohh
- Billtommo: Nothing too intense 5%
- KinkyMandy: is it good ?
- Billtommo: I mean... opinions vary but its my drink. I love ity
- Billtommo: it*
- xoLizbethox: So what brings you in Bill?
- Billtommo: Im just here to chat thats all
- KinkyMandy: ugh that moment when your daughter gets her bottle of soap/shampoo all over the carpet..
- Billtommo: Good people good muisic good vibes
- Billtommo: Just roll in it with her
- xoLizbethox: That is fine and dandy but this is a business and in order to hang you will still need to tip the dancer please :)
- Billtommo: You're kidding
- Billtommo: This is the second room i have been to tonight
- Billtommo: where they tried this
- xoLizbethox: Well it is a business try going into a club that is made for just hanging and chatting and not a business.
- xoLizbethox: I'm not the dancer iiBUY is.
- KinkyMandy: lol
- Billtommo: LMFAO
- Billtommo: Not a chance
- KinkyMandy: I'll tip him when he gets back...if thats okay?
- xoLizbethox: This is a male strip club.
- Billtommo: Last one asked me for 7 gifts... Well you can guess what I said to them
- Billtommo: LMFAO
- Billtommo: It is?
- KinkyMandy: yes
- Billtommo: Well...
- Billtommo: I guess I will catch yall later HAHAHAAHAH
- xoLizbethox: I'm not asking for 7 gifts. I am stating that as the co owner of this club you can tip or leave it makes me no difference.
- KinkyMandy: bye
- KinkyMandy: you tell him
- xoLizbethox: I dislike when people come in and take attention away from the dancers. It is rude.
- KinkyMandy: true
- CleoDeNiall: i should change
- iiBUY: backk
- CleoDeNiall: bk too
- KinkyMandy: wb both of you
- CleoDeNiall: ty
- xoLizbethox: weba
- iiBUY: tyy
- iiBUY: tyy
- iiBUY: tyy
- iiBUY: mandy <3
- iiBUY: /me blows u a kiss
- KinkyMandy: :)
- CleoDeNiall: /me gropes liz
- KinkyMandy: lol
- iiBUY: u nd the groping lol
- CleoDeNiall: shush or i will sing taylor swift
- KinkyMandy: lol
- iiBUY: keep going
- CleoDeNiall: FITE ME
- KinkyMandy: xD
- iiBUY: xD
- xoLizbethox: /me moans
- CleoDeNiall: /me kisses liz's neck while glaring at jason
- KinkyMandy: brb
- iiBUY: tyt hun
- xoLizbethox: xD
- xoLizbethox: brb
- CleoDeNiall: tyt
- iiBUY: lol
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: tyt
- iiBUY: tyt
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: and tyt
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: and weba Jason.
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: oh she left
- iiBUY: thanks travis
- CleoDeNiall: pffft dont weba him
- CleoDeNiall: /me throws shoe at him
- iiBUY: /me doges
- CleoDeNiall: penis
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: xD
- CleoDeNiall: travis jason loves
- CleoDeNiall: penis
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: thats ok
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: everybody likes something
- CleoDeNiall: lmaoooooo
- CleoDeNiall: /me pops jasons bubble
- iiBUY: sxD
- iiBUY: no commen
- CleoDeNiall: ayyyeeeee
- CleoDeNiall: you know u love me nugget
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: xD
- iiBUY: yeye
- iiBUY: lol
- CleoDeNiall: im sorry the old cleo cant come to the phone rn
- CleoDeNiall: .why?
- CleoDeNiall: oh
- CleoDeNiall: cause shes dead
- iiBUY: nononono
- iiBUY: plzzzz
- CleoDeNiall: look at what you made me do
- CleoDeNiall: but diamonds are a girls best friend
- CleoDeNiall: /me whines
- CleoDeNiall: jason hates me
- iiBUY: i hate the song
- iiBUY: z
- iiBUY: love the vid doe
- CleoDeNiall: bruh
- CleoDeNiall: u dont love me
- CleoDeNiall: /me crys
- iiBUY: /me lvoes u
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- iiBUY: llol
- CleoDeNiall: /me throws shoe at travis
- iiBUY: xD
- iiBUY: he doesnt care
- iiBUY: or mind
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me gets up from the floor
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: darn, i didnt see that one coming
- iiBUY: maybe if u wasnt afk
- iiBUY: u would hve doged it
- iiBUY: lol
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i wasnt afk ;p , im filling out my paperwork xD
- iiBUY: hahhaa
- CleoDeNiall: well
- CleoDeNiall: that sounds like a you problem
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: thmm it is
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: hmm*
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: brb
- iiBUY: loll tyt
- CleoDeNiall: /me throws shoes
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me dodges all of them
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: O,o
- iiBUY: he learned the lesoson
- KinkyMandy: xD
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: that was close ;p
- CleoDeNiall: legit tho
- CleoDeNiall: where, the fuck am i getting these shoes from
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: idk , i have magic pockets
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i usually have oreos and bacons in em
- KinkyMandy: lol
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: whenever anyone wants , i supply
- CleoDeNiall: /me steals all his oreos
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: u just have to ask
- CleoDeNiall: i did
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: u cant actually steal them ;p , theyre cloaked
- CleoDeNiall: bruh
- CleoDeNiall: your depriving a pregnant lady food
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: im jus saying , haha
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: not at all
- CleoDeNiall: /me crys
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me provides u 2 jars of oreos
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: oh God no .
- CleoDeNiall: /me eats
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me pats ur hair
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: dont cry
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: do u wnt some milk with that?
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: im sure i can find some of it in here
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me searches in all my other magic pockets
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: gotcha!
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me gets out a milk bottle
- CleoDeNiall: z
- CleoDeNiall: i like you
- iiBUY: lol
- CleoDeNiall: jason never gives me food
- iiBUY: yeah
- iiBUY: i give u love
- CleoDeNiall: ii
- iiBUY: :P
- KinkyMandy: sometimes...a girl just needs foods tho
- KinkyMandy: especially preggo girls
- iiBUY: webaa
- KinkyMandy: true story
- KinkyMandy: ty
- iiBUY: yw^^
- KinkyMandy: no more tunes :o
- CleoDeNiall: nd he crashed
- KinkyMandy: poof
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: pooooooff
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: Hi<.<
- CleoDeNiall: >.> hai
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: would u like to give me a list of the food u like?
- CleoDeNiall: cake
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i might restock my pockets
- CleoDeNiall: cookies
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: just for u ;o
- CleoDeNiall: cupcakes
- CleoDeNiall: pizza
- CleoDeNiall: tacos
- KinkyMandy: all of it lol
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: ;p
- CleoDeNiall: chinese
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: wait
- CleoDeNiall: indian but not spicey
- KinkyMandy: indian <3
- CleoDeNiall: thai
- KinkyMandy: that butter chicken
- CleoDeNiall: chocolate
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me slides hands inside my pockets and gets out a chinese fastfood bag
- CleoDeNiall: omg
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me puts it on the table and gives u chopsticks
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: there u go
- CleoDeNiall: /me takes it nd eats it
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: im not sure i have the other ones just yet
- CleoDeNiall: oh also
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i might have to go to the market ;p
- CleoDeNiall: pickles and peanut butter
- CleoDeNiall: and cake frosting
- CleoDeNiall: /me shoves her face in the chinese
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: haha
- KinkyMandy: o.o
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: peanut butter
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: hmm
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i have normal peanuts atm
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: idk if u like em
- CleoDeNiall: nu
- CleoDeNiall: peanutbutter
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: okee
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me throws peanuts away
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: no more
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /em makes a list
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me makes a list
- CleoDeNiall: thats about it
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: hmm
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i can manage
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i think i have
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me looks inside my last unchecked pocket
- KinkyMandy: lol
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me gets out two foiled up ferrero Rocher chocolates
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: idk uf like those
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: thank God they werent damaged or melted up
- KinkyMandy: lucky
- CleoDeNiall: /me eats
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: ;p
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: Mandy?
- KinkyMandy: hmm?
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: do i need to know of anything?
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: i mean...
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: im basically a 24-7 magician so >>
- KinkyMandy: nope I'm good with just looking at sexy men
- KinkyMandy: in suits
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: hmm
- KinkyMandy: /me drools
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: well i cant get that out of my pocket but..
- KinkyMandy: lol
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: does that count?
- KinkyMandy: yes
- KinkyMandy: very nice
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me phew
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me drinks some water
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: /me poses around
- MrTravisBelvikBanks: xD
- KinkyMandy: lol
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