The dumb MTG Pairing meme

Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...

1. Niv-Mizzet
2. Ajani Goldmane
3. Nicol Bolas
4. Chandra Nalaar
5. Ral Zarek
6. Garruk Wildspeaker
7. Will Kenrith
8. Tomik Vrona
9. Vraska
10. Jace Beleren
11. Nissa Revane
12. Liliana Vess

1. Have you ever read a Six (Garruk)/Eleven (Nissa) fic? Do you want to?




2. Do you think Four (Chandra) is hot? How hot?



3. What would happen if Twelve (Liliana) got Eight (Tomik) pregnant?




4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Vraska)?





5. Would Two (Ajani) and Six (Garruk) make a good couple?




6. Five (Ral)/Nine (Vraska) or Five (Ral)/Ten (Jace)? Why?




7. What would happen if Seven (Will) walked in on Two (Ajani) and Twelve (Liliana) having sex?



8. Make up a summary for a Three (Bolas)/Ten (Jace) fic.



9. Is there any such thing as One (Niv-Mizzet)/Eight (Tomik) fluff?





10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Will)/Twelve (Liliana) hurt/comfort fic.



11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Chandra) to deflower One (Niv-Mizzet)?



12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Bolas) het?



13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Nissa)?



14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Ajani)/Four (Chandra)/Five (Ral)?



15. What might Ten (Jace) scream at a moment of great passion?



16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight (Tomik), what song would you choose?



17. If you wrote a One (Niv-Mizzet)/Six (Garruk)/Twelve (Liliana) fic, what would the warning be?



18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten (Jace) to use on Two  (Ajani)?



19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Ral)?



20. What is Six (Garruk)'s super secret kink?



. Would Eleven (Nissa) shag Nine (Vraska)? Drunk or sober?



22. If Three (Bolas) and Seven (Will) get together, who tops?



23. "Niv-Mizzet and Will are in a happy relationship until Vraska runs off with Chandra. Niv-Mizzet, brokenhearted (even though it has nothing to do with his relationship), has a hot one-night stand with Nissa and a brief unhappy affair with Liliana, then follows the wise advice of Ral and finds true love with Bolas. " What's your reaction to this scenario?



24. How would you feel if Seven (Will)/Eight (Tomik) was canon?