Dry Bowser Goes On An Image Search

Dry Bowser was looking at all the fanart he was getting of himself transformed, shaking his skull as he simply sighed, the skeletal reptile being in his cozy home at the top of the Grumble Volcano as he was eating popcorn while looking at this.

"The Internet is horrendously wonderful. All of this smut..." Dry Bowser muttered after stuffing some popcorn down his maw. "...and all of these people turning me into a pretty girl."

Dry Bowser got up as he stretched his bones, sitting back down as he brushed back his red hair.

Dry Bowser: (going through more images) I'm not sure why people would want me transformed into a human girl... I feel better as I am. (shakes his skull)

Seeing as how he didn't have anything better to do for the night, Dry Bowser continued searching through these pictures, whether it be to critique them or to look at them for interest. After all, if there was one thing he pieced together, it was that there was one certain item that led to this monstrosity of a meme... the super crown.