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- necrophile timber dick says:
- yes.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Uh.
- Who is the other guy?
- I say:
- hey
- I've been waiting for you
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Kay.
- I'm trying to jerk off right now.
- necrophile timber dick says:
- same.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- How does it feel?
- I say:
- Could i help you with that
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Are you naked?
- necrophile timber dick says:
- yes.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Nice.
- necrophile timber dick says:
- yeah.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Are you stroking fast or slow?
- I say:
- I can't stop jacking off whenever I see justin bieber, he reminds me of dave so much
- necrophile timber dick says:
- buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
- I say:
- water buffalo me
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- What are you thinking about as you jerk off?
- I say:
- daves luscious tits
- necrophile timber dick says:
- yeah.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Dave has a nice flat chest...
- necrophile timber dick says:
- he's got really good sweaterpuppies.
- I say:
- milky anthills
- necrophile timber dick says:
- rose tipped flesh globes.
- I say:
- rosebud asshole
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Who is this other guy?
- A fan of Dave?
- necrophile timber dick says:
- yes.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- I'll fight you.
- I say:
- Do you naughty little angels need a good spanking
- necrophile timber dick says:
- admit you're my whore.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Me?
- I say:
- im your hell harlot
- necrophile timber dick says:
- do you want to feel my clawed fingertip against your asshole?
- I say:
- fuck my habanero hoop faster
- or im going to nail my dick to a piece of bread
- necrophile timber dick says:
- ohhhh... oh, yes, i am, i admit it!
- I say:
- im your jukain slave
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i've wanted you forever but i was too scared to say anything to anybody and this is really exciting.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- necrophile timber dick says:
- and you can do this to me any time you want, you're right, i am a slut, i am a whore, i don't even care, i just know that i want you!
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Oh.
- I say:
- i think i should play this game because i'm cute
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i want you... no, i want to be taken by you.
- defeated by you.
- I say:
- but that does not justify people raping my ears
- necrophile timber dick says:
- true black desire.
- I say:
- I want to mark my scent on both of you
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- No.
- I say:
- dont be cruel, fuckin cowboy
- necrophile timber dick says:
- oh... ohhhhhhhhh...
- oh... yeeeaaaahhhh...
- I say:
- ehhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh i think its coming out
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- I say:
- My shealth has swollen, tip podking out
- Murr mode and pet them to tame him to me
- necrophile timber dick says:
- mmm, benn.
- pretend to be karkat for me.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- No.
- necrophile timber dick says:
- oh.
- I say:
- Oh
- God
- HURRY
- my cock fully erects and knot forms
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- FUCKASS
- necrophile timber dick says:
- my knot is really hard right now.
- I say:
- i wanted first to access your tail hole to mark (and claim) you as my *
- Murring louder and my ball's are slapping at your butt
- necrophile timber dick says:
- oh gosh.
- I say:
- Striderstalker.. tell me more
- about dave
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Dave is beautiful...
- I say:
- ah
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Do you want me to describe my fantasy?
- I say:
- i'd like to dildo fly's out of her paw like shooted off and hit the wall dave
- necrophile timber dick says:
- no.
- shut up.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Oh.
- I say:
- Let's do this
- together
- Do I entrance you
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- No.
- I say:
- my sexual looking puppet ass
- necrophile timber dick says:
- if i took off my glasses and put on a blond wig could i entrance you?
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...Maybe.
- I say:
- looking at them boy
- I think your butts are going to be in trouble
- necrophile timber dick says:
- ow.
- I say:
- I'm wondering about your cheeto stained beauty.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- I say:
- I start to stroke gently your butt
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Mine?
- I say:
- yes, all of them
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Oh.
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i keep spitting all over my self i'm all wet
- oh
- wrong window.
- sorry.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Go on...
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i am like, dripping.
- I say:
- john liked to get wet
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- Hot.
- necrophile timber dick says:
- oh.
- I say:
- I slip on a pink thong and creep onto your bed, lying spread eagle and I begin to pinch my tiny nipples
- hey
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Yes?
- I say:
- yeah i'm your bitch princess
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- necrophile timber dick says:
- wow.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- hold on.
- I say:
- do you like to do it in any concrete position
- I start rubbing the crack of my ass and reach into my thong and a soft fapping noise is heard
- oh yeah you like that don't you
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- oh gid
- wait
- necrophile timber dick says:
- mm, dave, i'm so hard right now.
- wrong window!
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- no wait
- necrophile timber dick says:
- fuck.
- I say:
- great
- i'm looking at your holes to see if you are still a virgin
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Okay.
- I'm back.
- Sorry, my mom was in the basement.
- Anyway.
- I say:
- Welcome back sugar honey pie face
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- I do like that, Dave...
- You are Dave right?
- I say:
- i stick my claw in egberts rosebud asshole
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- No.
- Stop that.
- necrophile timber dick says:
- mmm, dave!!
- it feels so good.
- I say:
- what why
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- I want normal Dave.
- I move aside your thong.
- Still leaving it on you.
- But now I can see your hard little boy cock.
- I say:
- I sperm and scream like a little girl
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i am also looking at it.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- I grasp it and begin to stroke it.
- necrophile timber dick says:
- wow dave, your cock is really small.
- you're like, under developed.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- I lean down to lick your under developed cock.
- I say:
- I massage your virile young eyes
- egbert your eyesocket would feel great around my cock
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i'm so goddamn turned on right now.
- please stick your dick in my eye.
- I say:
- centaur style
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- I say:
- I tear out your eyeball and fuck your eyesocket, I take some blood and smear it on your forehead with my thumb and whisper softly..
- simba..
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i have to go get in the shower, i accidentally came all over my own face at the thought of dave fucking my brains out literally.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- ...
- That is pretty hot..
- I say:
- maybe we can do it again some time
- I will wear my smuppet suit
- necrophile timber dick says:
- i have another eye.
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Please.
- I say:
- john egbert you slut
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Dave can be my slutty princess.
- I say:
- im your uke princess
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Yes...
- You want my cock, Dave?
- I say:
- i want your doodle so much
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- I'll put it in.
- Let me get the lube.
- I put the lube on my fingers and then press them into your tight hole.
- I say:
- yeah you better, fart commander
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- I push them in all the way, probing around for your prostate.
- I say:
- this is just like preschool
- striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
- Did I find your prostate Dave?
- I say:
- i start murring at the friction of john egberts eye socket
- kakkoi youre right
- its the hide and seek world champ
- this is so arousing
- murring louder my balls slap against ebs face ugh yeah, take my dick
- c'mon baby i heard you like sex
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