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  1. necrophile timber dick says:
  2. yes.
  3. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  4. Uh.
  5. Who is the other guy?
  6. I say:
  7. hey
  8. I've been waiting for you
  9. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  10. Kay.
  11. I'm trying to jerk off right now.
  12. necrophile timber dick says:
  13. same.
  14. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  15. ...
  16. How does it feel?
  17. I say:
  18. Could i help you with that
  19. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  20. Are you naked?
  21. necrophile timber dick says:
  22. yes.
  23. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  24. Nice.
  25. necrophile timber dick says:
  26. yeah.
  27. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  28. Are you stroking fast or slow?
  29. I say:
  30. I can't stop jacking off whenever I see justin bieber, he reminds me of dave so much
  31. necrophile timber dick says:
  32. buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
  33. I say:
  34. water buffalo me
  35. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  36. What are you thinking about as you jerk off?
  37. I say:
  38. daves luscious tits
  39. necrophile timber dick says:
  40. yeah.
  41. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  42. Dave has a nice flat chest...
  43. necrophile timber dick says:
  44. he's got really good sweaterpuppies.
  45. I say:
  46. milky anthills
  47. necrophile timber dick says:
  48. rose tipped flesh globes.
  49. I say:
  50. rosebud asshole
  51. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  52. Who is this other guy?
  53. A fan of Dave?
  54. necrophile timber dick says:
  55. yes.
  56. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  57. I'll fight you.
  58. I say:
  59. Do you naughty little angels need a good spanking
  60. necrophile timber dick says:
  61. admit you're my whore.
  62. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  63. Me?
  64. I say:
  65. im your hell harlot
  66. necrophile timber dick says:
  67. do you want to feel my clawed fingertip against your asshole?
  68. I say:
  69. fuck my habanero hoop faster
  70. or im going to nail my dick to a piece of bread
  71. necrophile timber dick says:
  72. ohhhh... oh, yes, i am, i admit it!
  73. I say:
  74. im your jukain slave
  75. necrophile timber dick says:
  76. i've wanted you forever but i was too scared to say anything to anybody and this is really exciting.
  77. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  78. ...
  79. necrophile timber dick says:
  80. and you can do this to me any time you want, you're right, i am a slut, i am a whore, i don't even care, i just know that i want you!
  81. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  82. Oh.
  83. I say:
  84. i think i should play this game because i'm cute
  85. necrophile timber dick says:
  86. i want you... no, i want to be taken by you.
  87. defeated by you.
  88. I say:
  89. but that does not justify people raping my ears
  90. necrophile timber dick says:
  91. true black desire.
  92. I say:
  93. I want to mark my scent on both of you
  94. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  95. No.
  96. I say:
  97. dont be cruel, fuckin cowboy
  98. necrophile timber dick says:
  99. oh... ohhhhhhhhh...
  100. oh... yeeeaaaahhhh...
  101. I say:
  102. ehhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh i think its coming out
  103. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  104. ...
  105. I say:
  106. My shealth has swollen, tip podking out
  107. Murr mode and pet them to tame him to me
  108. necrophile timber dick says:
  109. mmm, benn.
  110. pretend to be karkat for me.
  111. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  112. No.
  113. necrophile timber dick says:
  114. oh.
  115. I say:
  116. Oh
  117. God
  118. HURRY
  119. my cock fully erects and knot forms
  120. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  121. FUCKASS
  122. necrophile timber dick says:
  123. my knot is really hard right now.
  124. I say:
  125. i wanted first to access your tail hole to mark (and claim) you as my *
  126. Murring louder and my ball's are slapping at your butt
  127. necrophile timber dick says:
  128. oh gosh.
  129. I say:
  130. Striderstalker.. tell me more
  131. about dave
  132. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  133. Dave is beautiful...
  134. I say:
  135. ah
  136. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  137. Do you want me to describe my fantasy?
  138. I say:
  139. i'd like to dildo fly's out of her paw like shooted off and hit the wall dave
  140. necrophile timber dick says:
  141. no.
  142. shut up.
  143. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  144. Oh.
  145. I say:
  146. Let's do this
  147. together
  148. Do I entrance you
  149. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  150. ...
  151. No.
  152. I say:
  153. my sexual looking puppet ass
  154. necrophile timber dick says:
  155. if i took off my glasses and put on a blond wig could i entrance you?
  156. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  157. ...Maybe.
  158. I say:
  159. looking at them boy
  160. I think your butts are going to be in trouble
  161. necrophile timber dick says:
  162. ow.
  163. I say:
  164. I'm wondering about your cheeto stained beauty.
  165. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  166. ...
  167. I say:
  168. I start to stroke gently your butt
  169. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  170. Mine?
  171. I say:
  172. yes, all of them
  173. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  174. Oh.
  175. necrophile timber dick says:
  176. i keep spitting all over my self i'm all wet
  177. oh
  178. wrong window.
  179. sorry.
  180. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  181. Go on...
  182. necrophile timber dick says:
  183. i am like, dripping.
  184. I say:
  185. john liked to get wet
  186. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  187. ...
  188. Hot.
  189. necrophile timber dick says:
  190. oh.
  191. I say:
  192. I slip on a pink thong and creep onto your bed, lying spread eagle and I begin to pinch my tiny nipples
  193. hey
  194. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  195. Yes?
  196. I say:
  197. yeah i'm your bitch princess
  198. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  199. ...
  200. necrophile timber dick says:
  201. wow.
  202. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  203. hold on.
  204. I say:
  205. do you like to do it in any concrete position
  206. I start rubbing the crack of my ass and reach into my thong and a soft fapping noise is heard
  207. oh yeah you like that don't you
  208. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  209. oh gid
  210. wait
  211. necrophile timber dick says:
  212. mm, dave, i'm so hard right now.
  213. wrong window!
  214. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  215. no wait
  216. necrophile timber dick says:
  217. fuck.
  218. I say:
  219. great
  220. i'm looking at your holes to see if you are still a virgin
  221. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  222. Okay.
  223. I'm back.
  224. Sorry, my mom was in the basement.
  225. Anyway.
  226. I say:
  227. Welcome back sugar honey pie face
  228. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  229. I do like that, Dave...
  230. You are Dave right?
  231. I say:
  232. i stick my claw in egberts rosebud asshole
  233. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  234. No.
  235. Stop that.
  236. necrophile timber dick says:
  237. mmm, dave!!
  238. it feels so good.
  239. I say:
  240. what why
  241. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  242. I want normal Dave.
  243. I move aside your thong.
  244. Still leaving it on you.
  245. But now I can see your hard little boy cock.
  246. I say:
  247. I sperm and scream like a little girl
  248. necrophile timber dick says:
  249. i am also looking at it.
  250. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  251. I grasp it and begin to stroke it.
  252. necrophile timber dick says:
  253. wow dave, your cock is really small.
  254. you're like, under developed.
  255. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  256. I lean down to lick your under developed cock.
  257. I say:
  258. I massage your virile young eyes
  259. egbert your eyesocket would feel great around my cock
  260. necrophile timber dick says:
  261. i'm so goddamn turned on right now.
  262. please stick your dick in my eye.
  263. I say:
  264. centaur style
  265. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  266. ...
  267. I say:
  268. I tear out your eyeball and fuck your eyesocket, I take some blood and smear it on your forehead with my thumb and whisper softly..
  269. simba..
  270. necrophile timber dick says:
  271. i have to go get in the shower, i accidentally came all over my own face at the thought of dave fucking my brains out literally.
  272. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  273. ...
  274. That is pretty hot..
  275. I say:
  276. maybe we can do it again some time
  277. I will wear my smuppet suit
  278. necrophile timber dick says:
  279. i have another eye.
  280. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  281. Please.
  282. I say:
  283. john egbert you slut
  284. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  285. Dave can be my slutty princess.
  286. I say:
  287. im your uke princess
  288. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  289. Yes...
  290. You want my cock, Dave?
  291. I say:
  292. i want your doodle so much
  293. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  294. I'll put it in.
  295. Let me get the lube.
  296. I put the lube on my fingers and then press them into your tight hole.
  297. I say:
  298. yeah you better, fart commander
  299. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  300. I push them in all the way, probing around for your prostate.
  301. I say:
  302. this is just like preschool
  303. striderstalker@hotmail.com says:
  304. Did I find your prostate Dave?
  305. I say:
  306. i start murring at the friction of john egberts eye socket
  307. kakkoi youre right
  308. its the hide and seek world champ
  309. this is so arousing
  310. murring louder my balls slap against ebs face ugh yeah, take my dick
  311. c'mon baby i heard you like sex
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