NORMAL:

Cheerilee: The history of philosophy is quite fascinating, for as long as humans have been able to reason we have tried to figure out how, and why, we reason. Philosophers often got lost in their explorations of the self, even dooming themselves to martyrdom rather than focus more on the world around them then the world within.

[Player], are you daydreaming again? Or rather, 'philosophizing'? Try this then, what quote is commonly attributed to Socrates?

    - I think, therefore I am. (False, actually Descartes)
		Sorry, but that was Descartes. He already had years of Socrates to use as a foundation for that one.
    - I know that I know nothing. (Correct!)+0.1 Int
		Correct! Philosophy is the exploration of the self, and the first humbling step to that, for Socrates, was to admit how little he knew about the self.
    - I am what I am. (False, actually Popeye)
		Erm, no, I believe that's Popeye? The cartoon sailor? Nice effort, though...

BIMBO:

Cheerilee: So today we're gonna talk about philosophy. We hold philosophers up as old smart guys, but if they were so smart how come they always seemed to talk about how dumb they were?
I mean, if that's all it takes, then like, even I could be a great philosopher!
...[Player]. I see you trying to hide that smile... are you saying I couldn't be?
Fine, prove you're a better philosopher. Please name one of Socrates' more famous quotes.

    - I think, therefore I am. (False, actually Descartes)
		Nope! That was Descartes! You know, the 'give her the D' guy, on the internet? But I like the way you think...
    - I know that I know nothing. (Correct!)+0.1 Int
		Yep! And you get what I mean right? I TOTALLY know that I know nothing! It's like, the only thing I do know! ...why do I hear snickering? Quiet down, anyway...
    - I am what I am. (False, actually Popeye)
		Nope! But that's a good one... must've come from some other great mind in history. Anyway...