Didache is weak

innit  16:43:48
If you think Star Wars is real and try to argue why Luke Skywalker really existed and defeated Darth Vader, then you're a moron.
16:44:03
* Erfquake force chokes innit
innit  16:44:04
If you think Star Wars is a compelling story and think that Luke Skywalker's character can teach us about our life, that is reasonable.
That's how religion works.
Almost none of the stories are true.
Many of the stories are meaningful.
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* Erfquake uses force lightning on innit
innit  16:44:54
I'm so weak
Erfquake  16:44:54
hairy tick!
innit  16:45:02
*cough cough*
Darth Sidious really existed on the Death Star and he saved my life.
16:45:30
* Erfquake executes order 66 against innit
innit  16:45:31
Imagine a person saying that.
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hi
Erfquake  16:45:59
innit, saved by the sacrifice of Palpatine, who's death atoned for your sins?
innit  16:45:59
One day you're gonna wake up and you'll see Qui-Go Jinn, Erfquake.
Then you'll believe.
I'll be contacting the midichlorians until that day.
Erfquake  16:46:17
I was surprised to see him get a force ghost
innit  16:46:17
Force Bless You.
doomed  16:46:18
lol
Erfquake  16:46:24
he wasn't even a light jedi
he didn't fade away or nutton
innit  16:46:42
Qui-Gon Jinn is arguably the ideal Jedi.
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Erfquake  16:46:52
just took a saber to the belly and croacked
innit  16:46:54
He truly has no attachments, unlike the normal Jedi to 'good'.
Erfquake  16:46:55
croaked
innit  16:47:02
He became Yoda's teacher, though.
Yoda really existed.
Yoda talks to me.
Yoda built this world of ours.
Erfquake  16:47:30
idk, at least Yoda realized the Jedi had become basically useless
the council should have realized how arrogant they were
innit  16:47:49
The Star Wars universe collapsed, in my view.
The have no idea what they're doing with these stories.
When I was younger I was so excited about the totally real and extant Star Wars universe.
Now I'm like, Oh, new movie? Whatever.
Erfquake  16:49:01
yeah they did too much
now nothing is a mystery
they should have had Kylo kill Leah
innit  16:49:34
They really, really, need to stop telling stories with Death Stars in them.
Erfquake  16:49:44
no gentle saber through the gut either
a straight up hack in half, closed casket
guts all over
innit  16:50:03
Kylo ren really exists, okay
And he exists outside of space/time.
Erfquake  16:50:14
Yes
and he uses the force
innit  16:50:20
Physics can dispute no aspects whatsoever of Kylo ren
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innit  16:50:37
How dare you sit there and insult me by asking me to defend my Star Wars religion with your 'physics'
Erfquake  16:50:40
oh please, physics doesn't work in Star Wars even without the force
innit  16:50:41
Please ban him
deusexbee  16:50:52
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid
Erfquake  16:51:00
remember the bombing run on the dreadknought
gravity was quite silly
innit  16:51:10
That's not a blaster... this a blaster
Erfquake  16:51:28
ok so the bad guys get no gravity
the ships have no gravity
but bombs have magic gravity
innit  16:51:45
Gravity is for the good guys - G
Badvity is what they have
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Erfquake  16:52:14
?
innit  16:52:26
Forgive them, Father, they know not what they do
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Erfquake  16:52:31
deusexbee, great line :)
* Erfquake uses the force and prevents DidAway's keyboard from working
Covlb  16:54:11
^funny
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innit  16:55:31
When I am being silly, and you take it seriously and get offended, you're communicating you're threatened by my silliness
This signals weakness
Don't do that
Brush off the small stuff. It builds respect in a community that you don't take yourself too seriously
Please, I will have Vader get you. He's real and very powerful.
Covlb  16:58:01
Oh, sure, DidAway will take away your voice for talking about Star Wars but when it comes to supporting, enabling and defending child rapists, he’s your go-to man.  DidAway, eough of your bullsh!t
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Covlb  16:58:26
Again, talk about a warped moral compass.  Look at DidAway and who he befriends.
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