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- you're a eggplant.
- no, you're an a eggplant.
- well, you're an cow.
- no, you're a an cow.
- I. the aubergine witch
- “when shall we three meet again?”
- <froggycalling> when it calms down, i guess
- “in thunder? lightning? or in rain?”
- <anonymouse> definitely some time after sundown.
- <froggycalling> when the war's over? lol
- <anonymouse> yeah, /that'll/ be by about sundown
- “where the place?”
- <froggycalling> where *is the place
- <froggycalling> or like
- <froggycalling> where will the place be i guess
- <anonymouse> @gaymalkitten are you ok
- “I come, Graymalkin.”
- <anonymouse> you don't have to like
- <anonymouse> type what ur saying to ur cat to us
- “fair is foul, and foul is fair.”
- <froggycalling> ok ok fine we're like
- <froggycalling> going to that hill outside the
- <froggycalling> idk? near the power... place?
- <anonymouse> electrical thing
- <froggycalling> power station yeah
- <anonymouse> we've got that chump
- <anonymouse> y'know the dude with the accent
- <anonymouse> we're gonna fuck with him a bit
- <froggycalling> ew?!
- <anonymouse> no like i mean
- <anonymouse> fill his head with weird ideas about like
- <anonymouse> power and shit?
- <froggycalling> lol why
- <anonymouse> uhh cuz that's kinda what we do
- “hover through the fog and filthy air.”
- <anonymouse> yeah, what she said
- <anonymouse> we fuck with the system
- <froggycalling> how is messing with some dude
- <froggycalling> “fucking with the system”
- <anonymouse> 1. it was gaymalk's idea and we kinda like
- <anonymouse> y'know
- <anonymouse> listen to eachothers ideas??
- <anonymouse> thats why we're called the weird /sisters/
- <anonymouse> plus hes like
- <anonymouse> a local rep?
- <froggycalling> o yeah... the scottish expat mp
- <anonymouse> mac mcfinlay, yes
- <froggycalling> who the fuck is just called mac macsomething
- <anonymouse> that fucker is
- <anonymouse> theres a reason in our town we say “to finlay” somth
- <froggycalling> i dont live in your town sis
- <froggycalling> yalls live out on the midcoast
- <froggycalling> im a port gal
- <anonymouse> port duncan is /in/ the midcoast u fuc
- <froggycalling> ok so you and gaymer both live in stratford
- <froggycalling> with your local member fuc mcfuckly
- <froggycalling> im so proud of u both i really am
- ---
- <gaymalkitten> froggy its been like 12hrs where u been
- <froggycalling> bitch i made a pig die just by /looking/ at it
- <anonymouse> yeah gm, where were u
- <gaymalkitten> this old lady was in the park eatin macadamias
- <gaymalkitten> and i was like
- <gaymalkitten> can i have some? cause she had like a load
- <froggycalling> wth
- <gaymalkitten> “did you know my husband was in the navy?”
- <gaymalkitten> im like that doesnt have anything to do with
- <froggycalling> babe stop
- <gaymalkitten> giving a lil girl some fuckin nuts, lady
- <anonymouse> that's kinda fucked though
- <froggycalling> also ur 22, that's not a “little girl”
- <gaymalkitten> what
- <anonymouse> you dont just bother old women for snacks
- <anonymouse> how cheap are fuckin macadamias like rly
- <gaymalkitten> i was in one of those moods ok
- <gaymalkitten> its not like i killed her with my face
- <froggycalling> with my /stare/ u cnt
- <froggycalling> plus i cant do that to ppl just yet rember
- <gaymalkitten> yeah yeah whatev point is
- <gaymalkitten> she kept on telling me about her husband
- <gaymalkitten> and i found out his like name and everything
- <gaymalkitten> turns out? my mum's mum right
- <froggycalling> which one
- <gaymalkitten> huh?
- <froggycalling> which mum
- <gaymalkitten> susan. older one
- <froggycalling> oh, gramma lucina? ok go on
- <gaymalkitten> she knew the old lady and the dude
- <gaymalkitten> she was like super young right
- <gaymalkitten> like. starving basically, at the age of like 12
- <gaymalkitten> they werent supper well off
- <gaymalkitten> *super
- <froggycalling> shit
- <gaymalkitten> old lady was young then too but like
- <gaymalkitten> at the time she was a grownup but like 20s
- <gaymalkitten> husband in the navy
- <anonymouse> oh noooo
- <gaymalkitten> lucy goes to /her/ mum
- <gaymalkitten> whos like dying of fuckin tb
- <gaymalkitten> but still has magic spillin out of her fingertips
- <gaymalkitten> transported the whole ship halfway across the world
- <gaymalkitten> nobody knows where it ended up, still
- <gaymalkitten> there's like conspiracies and shit about it
- <gaymalkitten> but nah, it was my great gma siobhan
- <anonymouse> oh shit
- <anonymouse> ok ok we have to go its like
- <anonymouse> 8:00
- <anonymouse> we gotta go meet this fucker
- <froggycalling> sshhhit im in strat but im on like the other end of town
- <gaymalkitten> hurry up already
- <froggycalling> im in the library ok
- <gaymalkitten> what are u doing in the library tho
- <froggycalling> using the net, bic
- <froggycalling> talking to ur ass
- <anonymouse> mac!!! is!!! coming!!! in like 5mins!
- <froggycalling> ok ok fine. fair is found and foul is whatever
- “a drum, a drum—”
- <anonymouse> chum drum bedrum
- <froggycalling> oooold song
- <anonymouse> not even
- <anonymouse> ok im out peace girls
- *** anonymouse has left #gaymalchan
- “McFinlay, come.”
- the weird sisters, hand in hand,
- posters of the sea and land,
- thus did go about, about -
- thrice to his and thrice to theirs
- and thrice again, to make up nine.
- but, peace! and anon shall you read
- how the charm was wound up
- and McFinlay confounded.
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