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- Dale, Texas 78616
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- Ian Watkins
- Ian Watkins (aka Ian Wantkids) was a pedophilic, bisexual sheepfucker, current lead singer of One Direction, the voice of SpongeBob, and former lead-vocalist of hipster outfit Lostprophets. Despite a relatively successful music career Watkins was unable to suppress the demons that lurked deep within his psyche so embarked upon on a prolonged mission to abuse as many children as he could persuade mentally unstable female members of his fanbase to afford him access to. His popularity allowed him to escape justice for some considerable time but in the end his public downfall inevitably came and he was brutally exposed as having conspired with others to insert his penis into the rectum of a 1-year-old boy.
- After nearly 13 years in azkaban he was stabbed to death n' shite.
- (( More like WADkinz amirite ))
- ..................... Well....... Here's those losers again.
- [08:06] <+jewbird> like
- [08:07] <+jewbird> pompous asshole
- [08:07] <+neuralnet> octo: YOU YOURSELF RIGHT NOW CAN BE A GOD
- [08:07] <+octo> yeah jokes
- [08:07] <+octo> are funny
- [08:07] <+neuralnet> thats the fucking joke dude holy shit are you guys listening to me
- [08:07] <+octo> thats why we like them
- [08:07] <+neuralnet> thats what im saying
- [08:07] <+jewbird> neuralnet: face it tho you are saving face by saying it is a joke, and it's not. you are 100% serious
- [08:07] <+neuralnet> we have this incredible thing but if anyone talks about it you turn into fucking children
- [08:07] <+neuralnet> What is wrong with you
- [08:07] <+neuralnet> jewbird: what?????????????
- [08:07] <+octo> :)
- [08:07] <+neuralnet> what the fuck are you talking about
- [08:08] <+octo> status: riled
- [08:08] <+jewbird> lol
- [08:08] <+d3thbird> i killed my tamagatchi
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- The magpie goose (Anseranas semipalmata) is a species of waterfowl found in northern Australia and southern New Guinea. The only living species of the family Anseranatidae, it inhabits open wetlands and is not truly migratory, although it sometimes travels long distances to find food and water. The magpie goose has black-and-white plumage in both sexes, with a long neck and legs and a long hooked bill, and is typically 75 to 90 centimetres (30 to 35 in) long. It feeds on vegetation, both in water and on land, and breeds colonially, often forming large flocks and laying five to fourteen eggs. Populations remain plentiful overall, although reduced from their historical range. The species was formerly widespread in southern Australia but declined there after wetlands used for breeding were drained. The magpie goose is important to Aboriginal Australians as a seasonal food source and for recreational hunting and tourism. This pair of magpie geese was photographed at East Point, a suburb of Darwin in the Northern Territory, Australia.
- Photograph credit: JJ Harrison
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- Well, I'm gonna go make some Japanese pancakes... Tiananmen Square gave me some ideas...
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