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[2018-08-14 17:01:44] <CableNinja> scwizard, to answer your question
[2018-08-14 17:01:49] <CableNinja> Connection Draining
[2018-08-14 17:02:05] <CableNinja> instances arent removed immediately so they have time to complete their current tasks before shutdown
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[2018-08-14 17:02:06] <scwizard> i just learend
[2018-08-14 17:02:08] <scwizard> someone replied
[2018-08-14 17:02:11] <CableNinja> ah
[2018-08-14 17:02:16] <grumplestiltzkin> this is a real thing.    custom lightsaber maker that you cna use for 'combat' at competitions http://www.saberparts.com/#!/configure?code=4.212.1.0-9.202.1.0-10.164.1.22-3.108.1.0-11.184.1.0-2.66.1.0-1.33.2.0-7.152.7.0-6.150.3.0-5.143.0.0-8.153.0.0#%2Fconfigure
[2018-08-14 17:02:17] <layer-eight> * grumplestiltzkin →  Home Page . Adsptive Saber Parts . Make your dream lightsaber reality
[2018-08-14 17:02:20] <scwizard> CableNinja: https://www.reddit.com/r/aws/comments/97ck1a/serious_question_why_does_it_take_5_whole_minutes/e4765kr/
[2018-08-14 17:02:23] <layer-eight> * scwizard →  Serious question, why does it take 5 whole minutes to detach an instance from an Auto Scaling Group? : aws
[2018-08-14 17:02:29] <scwizard> except last time I asked ppl were just liek "uhhhhhhhhh us-east-1 is just like that lel"
[2018-08-14 17:02:37] <CableNinja> lol
[2018-08-14 17:02:51] <CableNinja> man, I'm tired.. I just wanna go home
[2018-08-14 17:02:56] <CableNinja> still go another hour :\
[2018-08-14 17:02:56] <xamithanx> So go
[2018-08-14 17:04:44] <grumplestiltzkin> they can even wrap part of your grip in frigging stingray leather.   Classy
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[2018-08-14 17:10:28] <enix> scwizard: thats the most amazing reddit thread ever
[2018-08-14 17:10:41] <scwizard> is it?
[2018-08-14 17:10:58] <scwizard> what makes it amazing?
[2018-08-14 17:11:03] <scwizard> it's just me asking a question and getting an answer
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[2018-08-14 17:14:06] <Spr1ng> And not somebody belittling you for using service X Y or Z or telling you how you're doing it wrong.
[2018-08-14 17:14:09] <Spr1ng> Amazing.
[2018-08-14 17:14:19] <enix> Spr1ng: understands
[2018-08-14 17:14:29] <captaintofuburge> FUCK SERVICE Y
[2018-08-14 17:14:33] <captaintofuburge> it's the WORST
[2018-08-14 17:14:39] <killdash9> no, fuck you
[2018-08-14 17:14:41] <captaintofuburge> haha
[2018-08-14 17:14:44] <enix> You asked a question, got an answer pretty quickly, and that is fair dinkun help with documenation to back it up
[2018-08-14 17:14:54] <scwizard> enix: ahh yeah
[2018-08-14 17:14:56] <scwizard> that is kinda rare
[2018-08-14 17:14:58] <scwizard> but actually i
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[2018-08-14 17:15:08] <scwizard> 'm now learning that the ASG is in fact NOT part of a load balancer O_O
[2018-08-14 17:16:17] <scwizard> the ones i tested were tho
[2018-08-14 17:16:22] <scwizard> so yeah that was probably it
[2018-08-14 17:16:24] <scwizard> let me run my test again
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[2018-08-14 17:22:58] <scwizard> real    1m56.364s <- to scale a ASG up one instance then down one instance
[2018-08-14 17:23:02] <scwizard> much better........
[2018-08-14 17:23:22] <scwizard> now to implement AMI CD
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[2018-08-14 17:30:41] <Spr1ng> scwizard: What are you using it for?
[2018-08-14 17:31:30] <CableNinja> the internet
[2018-08-14 17:31:31] <CableNinja> duh
[2018-08-14 17:32:00] <scwizard> Spr1ng: i don't follow
[2018-08-14 17:32:32] <scwizard> Spr1ng: like, when I change the AMI we use, I don't like deploying that change manually?
[2018-08-14 17:32:43] <scwizard> i'm not sure if there's supposed to be another part to the question
[2018-08-14 17:33:30] <enix> milkii:
[2018-08-14 17:33:32] <enix> MillerBoss:
[2018-08-14 17:33:34] <enix> MillerBoss:
[2018-08-14 17:33:44] <MillerBoss> yourmom
[2018-08-14 17:33:47] <enix> WHO YOU GONNA CALL
[2018-08-14 17:33:49] <enix> GHOST BUSTERS
[2018-08-14 17:33:51] <enix> da na nana
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[2018-08-14 17:35:45] <Spr1ng> oh no worries
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[2018-08-14 17:37:35] <captaintofuburge> From my short time here, I can't discern if this room is usless for help, or people just want to rant about what they are doing, but also that is helpful.
[2018-08-14 17:37:46] <captaintofuburge> I have no issues
[2018-08-14 17:37:48] <captaintofuburge> with any of that
[2018-08-14 17:38:02] <MillerBoss> captaintofuburge 🤜 All of the above
[2018-08-14 17:38:07] <MillerBoss> :)
[2018-08-14 17:38:11] <captaintofuburge> and sometimes help lol
[2018-08-14 17:38:23] <Spr1ng> captaintofuburge: did you just assume this rooms function?
[2018-08-14 17:38:32] <Spr1ng> I'm offended.
[2018-08-14 17:38:33] <captaintofuburge> I assume it's for people to waste time at work
[2018-08-14 17:38:36] <captaintofuburge> and after
[2018-08-14 17:38:43] <MillerBoss> Yeah sometimes it depends on the time of day, captaintofuburge as the people that are looking at IRC, side of the Earth that people are awake, etc
[2018-08-14 17:39:03] <captaintofuburge> but also get hammered and say how much X system pissed them off. Then someone will make you facepalm because you dumb.
[2018-08-14 17:39:05] <scwizard> ok im out
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[2018-08-14 17:39:10] <enix> Spr1ng: +1
[2018-08-14 17:39:18] <enix> You're on fire today Spr1ng you lit af homie
[2018-08-14 17:39:41] <enix> captaintofuburge: I'm not drunk when I say X system pisses me off
[2018-08-14 17:39:48] <enix> That's normally when Im at work and have to use a windows system
[2018-08-14 17:39:54] <enix> OR mac
[2018-08-14 17:39:54] <MillerBoss> captaintofuburge 🤜 less of that would be nice but people will often vent here too. And you can ask and learn what they are facing and stick that in your cap if you ever face it etc
[2018-08-14 17:40:14] <captaintofuburge> I never said I was complaining lol.
[2018-08-14 17:40:27] <MillerBoss> Who said you were?
[2018-08-14 17:40:31] <Spr1ng> thanks enix
[2018-08-14 17:40:35] <CableNinja> mumble mumble AWS IAM permissions mumble mumble
[2018-08-14 17:40:46] — MillerBoss slaps CableNinja
[2018-08-14 17:40:52] <captaintofuburge> fuck, I work alone, the next person that I can talk to about "computers" can plug a laptops power in and that's the end of their knowledge.
[2018-08-14 17:40:53] — enix aws' CableNinja
[2018-08-14 17:41:01] <MillerBoss> s/AWS IAM/Windows 10
[2018-08-14 17:41:02] <layer-eight> [SED MillerBoss/CableNinja] mumble mumble Windows 10 permissions mumble mumble
[2018-08-14 17:41:06] <enix> captaintofuburge: that's why I came here originally
[2018-08-14 17:41:07] — CableNinja pimphands MillerBoss
[2018-08-14 17:41:17] <killdash9> while people will help here if they know an answer it's more of a place to vent anymore as there's already so many places to find answers on the web already.
[2018-08-14 17:41:23] <Spr1ng> Do you work from home captaintofuburge ?
[2018-08-14 17:41:23] <captaintofuburge> yeah
[2018-08-14 17:41:26] <captaintofuburge> and yes
[2018-08-14 17:41:36] <enix> captaintofuburge: If I can drop the troll cap for a sec, it's 100% a great place to ask for help here but honestly, some of us only want to help people who don't think of us as Bobs
[2018-08-14 17:41:57] <CableNinja> captaintofuburge, I know how you feel, my coworker isnt on my level in terms of knowledge, especially with what I do, so I find myself coming here to ask for help if I've exhausted everything else
[2018-08-14 17:42:00] <captaintofuburge> I don't know what a Bobs is supposed to mean
[2018-08-14 17:42:03] <enix> captaintofuburge: even just to talk about something you're stuck on, like I did a few years ago to work out which monitoring to use, how elk could be useful, etc
[2018-08-14 17:42:11] <enix> captaintofuburge: it's slang for indian tech support
[2018-08-14 17:42:14] <enix> oft abused / unliked
[2018-08-14 17:42:26] <enix> Some people join, ask a question and leave
[2018-08-14 17:42:26] <CableNinja> idk if I've heard that before
[2018-08-14 17:42:27] <captaintofuburge> summed up, I'm glad it's this way.
[2018-08-14 17:42:31] <MillerBoss> Wait, you had a troll cap on, enix?
[2018-08-14 17:42:31] <captaintofuburge> because I just google shit
[2018-08-14 17:42:34] <CableNinja> why would it be "Bobs"
[2018-08-14 17:42:37] <CableNinja> i dont get it
[2018-08-14 17:42:40] <enix> omg
[2018-08-14 17:42:41] <Spr1ng> rofl MillerBoss
[2018-08-14 17:42:43] <enix> one sec
[2018-08-14 17:42:53] <enix> MillerBoss: Okay okay it's not a troll cap
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[2018-08-14 17:42:58] <captaintofuburge> I googled the meaning of life. It's 42
[2018-08-14 17:42:59] <enix> It's one of those fully things that covers the ears
[2018-08-14 17:43:03] <enix> So i dont have to listen to your shit
[2018-08-14 17:43:13] <Spr1ng> I find this place to be more of a community of like minded guys and gals
[2018-08-14 17:43:19] <MillerBoss> ^
[2018-08-14 17:43:27] <MillerBoss> Perfect enix
[2018-08-14 17:43:30] <enix> s/gals/guys acting like gals
[2018-08-14 17:43:30] <layer-eight> [SED enix/Spr1ng] I find this place to be more of a community of like minded guys and guys acting like gals
[2018-08-14 17:43:35] — enix looks at misspwn
[2018-08-14 17:43:37] <captaintofuburge> Well I guess if anything, I wasn't sure if I was being an asshole, or fitting in.
[2018-08-14 17:43:40] <MillerBoss> Yeah we get that too
[2018-08-14 17:44:00] <MillerBoss> Nah you are not captaintofuburge. I think you can be an asshole and still stick around for years
[2018-08-14 17:44:07] <sadbox> captaintofuburge: I am pretty sure I'm an asshole
[2018-08-14 17:44:16] <MillerBoss> Confirmed sadbox
[2018-08-14 17:44:20] <Spr1ng> enix just leveled up his asshole skill
[2018-08-14 17:44:27] <enix> CableNinja: It's a BOFH thing I THINK. Or around that era of Simons writings. APPARENTLY when people moved tech support to india, locals found it hard to interact with a "sandeep" or something, so they just called themselves "bob"
[2018-08-14 17:44:40] <captaintofuburge> that makes sense
[2018-08-14 17:44:48] <Spr1ng> "How's the weather?"
[2018-08-14 17:44:48] <CableNinja> lol
[2018-08-14 17:44:50] <enix> So it became like this little joke among circles
[2018-08-14 17:44:52] <captaintofuburge> this is "Johanthan Roberts" in a thick as fuck indian accent
[2018-08-14 17:44:54] <enix> APPARENTLY
[2018-08-14 17:45:11] <enix> I wasn't around for this, I was literally drawing made-up animals with monsters, so I'm going by something I read a long time ago
[2018-08-14 17:45:12] <CableNinja> just like doing the needful
[2018-08-14 17:45:15] <captaintofuburge> "give me itunes cards"
[2018-08-14 17:45:17] <Spr1ng> All I can say is....Eternal September :(
[2018-08-14 17:45:19] <sadbox> captaintofuburge: I also stay here pretending that someday somebody is going to ask a question about like
[2018-08-14 17:45:26] <sadbox> running webservers
[2018-08-14 17:45:32] <Spr1ng> I just BOFH'd the BOFH out of all of you.
[2018-08-14 17:45:41] <enix> `bofh
[2018-08-14 17:45:41] <layer-eight> BOFH There isn't any problem
[2018-08-14 17:45:52] <enix> LOL
[2018-08-14 17:45:52] <sadbox> but it's 95% dragonfleas burning his exchange to the ground
[2018-08-14 17:45:53] <captaintofuburge> I helped someone with something once
[2018-08-14 17:45:58] <captaintofuburge> maybe
[2018-08-14 17:45:59] <enix> That excuse is leading up to a MOnty Python sketch
[2018-08-14 17:46:01] <enix> "yes there is"
[2018-08-14 17:46:03] <enix> no theres not
[2018-08-14 17:46:04] <captaintofuburge> I at leats commeneted a lot
[2018-08-14 17:46:05] <enix> "yes there is"
[2018-08-14 17:46:07] <enix> no theres not
[2018-08-14 17:46:16] <enix> "this isnt an argument"
[2018-08-14 17:46:17] <enix> yes it is
[2018-08-14 17:46:18] <captaintofuburge> something about SQL bullshit because MSSQL you need like 40x programs to make work
[2018-08-14 17:46:22] <CableNinja> THIS SERVER IS NO MORE
[2018-08-14 17:46:27] <CableNinja> IT HAS CEASED TO BE
[2018-08-14 17:46:28] <sadbox> It's the same reason I'm in ##devops
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[2018-08-14 17:46:34] <sadbox> except that channel is dead
[2018-08-14 17:46:39] <Spr1ng> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September for those uninformed little ones
[2018-08-14 17:46:40] <layer-eight> * Spr1ng →  Eternal September - Wikipedia
[2018-08-14 17:46:55] <enix> I'm creating a fun channel soon, hopefully I wont just get zlined for running like 20 bots in it
[2018-08-14 17:46:56] <CableNinja> sadbox, because they all automated themselves out of a job and are job hunting :)
[2018-08-14 17:47:19] <CableNinja> idk why the hell these permissions arent working..
[2018-08-14 17:47:22] <CableNinja> I dont get it..
[2018-08-14 17:47:23] <captaintofuburge> I didn't use the usenets in 1993
[2018-08-14 17:48:08] <CableNinja> "Action": "ssm:GetParameter", "Resource": "arn:aws:ssm::123456789:parameter/woooo/jenkins/*"
[2018-08-14 17:48:09] <enix> Spr1ng: Eternal September has not ended
[2018-08-14 17:48:09] <captaintofuburge> green screen BBS I recall, but that's because my dad was IT.
[2018-08-14 17:48:13] — enix looks at facebook
[2018-08-14 17:48:16] <enix> that fucking dumpster ground
[2018-08-14 17:48:17] <Spr1ng> I know.
[2018-08-14 17:48:30] <enix> okay im going to walk away and do work before I enter into a massive rant about that
[2018-08-14 17:48:35] <captaintofuburge> FUCK ME
[2018-08-14 17:48:39] <captaintofuburge> I forgot to make my bed
[2018-08-14 17:48:42] <captaintofuburge> and set the roomba off
[2018-08-14 17:48:58] <CableNinja> etParameter operation: User: arn:aws:sts::123456789:assumed-role/EC2General/i-0d292a55f73588831 is not authorized to perform: ssm:GetParameter on resource: arn:aws:ssm:us-west-2:123456789:parameter/woooo/jenkins/chef-Register_Node
[2018-08-14 17:49:01] <Spr1ng> oooo I loves Roombas
[2018-08-14 17:49:02] <CableNinja> I dont get it :(
[2018-08-14 17:49:10] <Spr1ng> loves me some irobot action
[2018-08-14 17:49:11] <captaintofuburge> I can't sit here knowing that's not done.
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[2018-08-14 17:49:31] <Spr1ng> My 980 emails me when it finishes cleaning.
[2018-08-14 17:49:36] <captaintofuburge> well I use roomba as a colloquialism for any robot vac.
[2018-08-14 17:49:39] <captaintofuburge> I have neato fwiw
[2018-08-14 17:49:41] <sadbox> oh, I'm also here to talk about coffee
[2018-08-14 17:49:45] <CableNinja> does it also email for poopsmears?
[2018-08-14 17:49:50] <sadbox> I bought a new grinder
[2018-08-14 17:50:00] <Spr1ng> Luckily I don't own pets
[2018-08-14 17:50:06] <captaintofuburge> I have so many
[2018-08-14 17:50:13] <captaintofuburge> I hate them
[2018-08-14 17:50:23] * _rgb → rgb_
[2018-08-14 17:50:25] <captaintofuburge> jk I like them
[2018-08-14 17:50:28] <captaintofuburge> sometimes...
[2018-08-14 17:50:42] <captaintofuburge> NOT WHEN THEY STEAL MY FUCKING KFC THOUGH
[2018-08-14 17:50:55] <captaintofuburge> someone is shitting blood tonight.
[2018-08-14 17:51:04] * rgb_ → _rgb
[2018-08-14 17:51:14] <sadbox> I have 1 dog and 1 cat
[2018-08-14 17:51:17] <sadbox> and they are... enough
[2018-08-14 17:51:17] <captaintofuburge> ok I have to go clean my room now.
[2018-08-14 17:51:20] <sadbox> so fucking needy
[2018-08-14 17:51:28] <captaintofuburge> 2 dogs, 3 cats. Masttif and doby
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[2018-08-14 17:51:39] <sadbox> mine is a corgi
[2018-08-14 17:51:39] <sadbox> so
[2018-08-14 17:51:40] <sadbox> much
[2018-08-14 17:51:41] <sadbox> hair
[2018-08-14 17:51:42] <wac> Pretty sure my 980 ate a cat toy and got stuck today.
[2018-08-14 17:51:53] <captaintofuburge> 980?
[2018-08-14 17:52:12] <captaintofuburge> the amount of cats toys I have had to literally pull out of dog ansues...
[2018-08-14 17:52:41] <captaintofuburge> fuck this, I'm cleaning mt room. brb
[2018-08-14 17:52:47] <Spr1ng> Roomba 980
[2018-08-14 17:52:50] <Spr1ng> aka top o the line
[2018-08-14 17:53:17] <wac> The wifi strength mapping thing it does is pretty neat.
[2018-08-14 17:53:30] <Spr1ng> I like the cleaning maps it creates
[2018-08-14 17:54:00] <sadbox> my apartment is aggressively bad for roombas
[2018-08-14 17:54:06] <Spr1ng> y
[2018-08-14 17:54:08] <sadbox> got 2 floors
[2018-08-14 17:54:15] <Spr1ng> get two roombas!
[2018-08-14 17:54:17] <sadbox> and lots of not-carpet
[2018-08-14 17:54:26] <sadbox> and upstairs I gotta keep the doors closed cause animals
[2018-08-14 17:54:31] <Spr1ng> the 980 does both carpet and hard floors
[2018-08-14 17:54:45] <sadbox> also my floor is covered in like
[2018-08-14 17:54:46] <sadbox> dogbeds
[2018-08-14 17:54:47] <sadbox> and shit
[2018-08-14 17:55:13] <wac> You should train your pets (and possibly yourself) not to shit on the floor.
[2018-08-14 17:55:29] <sadbox> also a roomba for like 400 sq ft seems silly
[2018-08-14 17:56:01] <wac> Mine is mainly to keep the german shepherd dog hair from getting as out of control as it might.
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[2018-08-14 17:56:14] <wac> She sheds... a lot.
[2018-08-14 17:56:29] <sadbox> I just have a lil' handvac
[2018-08-14 17:56:42] <sadbox> which does the job p well
[2018-08-14 17:56:52] <Spr1ng> If you value your time....
[2018-08-14 17:56:56] <Spr1ng> ....you know
[2018-08-14 17:56:56] <sadbox> one of those cordless dyson ones that attach to the wall
[2018-08-14 17:57:16] <xamithanx> carpet is stupid. it created dust mites
[2018-08-14 17:57:21] <wac> I appreciate something that vacuums around while I'm gone.
[2018-08-14 17:57:25] <Spr1ng> I have mine set to clean 3 times a week when I'm at the office.
[2018-08-14 17:57:42] <wac> Every day for me.
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[2018-08-14 17:58:54] <captaintofuburge> one of my cats names is "shitty kitty" but the vet refuses to put that on her documents
[2018-08-14 17:59:03] <captaintofuburge> they type in "pretty kitty"
[2018-08-14 17:59:33] <Spr1ng> rofl
[2018-08-14 17:59:46] <Spr1ng> nini everyone
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[2018-08-14 17:59:51] <sadbox> Mine is named "giles"
[2018-08-14 18:00:01] <sadbox> and they always pronounce it with a hard g
[2018-08-14 18:00:11] <captaintofuburge> like giy-alls?
[2018-08-14 18:00:15] <captaintofuburge> *guy-alls?
[2018-08-14 18:00:21] <sadbox> captaintofuburge: yeah
[2018-08-14 18:00:26] <sadbox> instead of "jiles"
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[2018-08-14 18:00:50] <captaintofuburge> new gill-et-fusion!
[2018-08-14 18:01:16] <captaintofuburge> I would assume personlly gi is j
[2018-08-14 18:01:55] <captaintofuburge> I had a cat called "murderface" but ironically..... got murdered.
[2018-08-14 18:02:09] <sadbox> rip murderface
[2018-08-14 18:02:16] <captaintofuburge> hit by a car
[2018-08-14 18:02:27] <captaintofuburge> no more cats ever allowed outside again
[2018-08-14 18:02:55] <captaintofuburge> her sister lives, and cries alllllll the time when people are outside.
[2018-08-14 18:03:10] <captaintofuburge> because they were indoor/outdoor. now I have a strict indoor policy
[2018-08-14 18:03:32] <captaintofuburge> the other 2 haven't been outside so they don't really give a fuck
[2018-08-14 18:04:40] <BytesAndCoffee> adamb: https://gist.github.com/BytesAndCoffee/a90707f69d8a59e6df34ed6f742a9e14
[2018-08-14 18:04:40] <layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  log.py · GitHub
[2018-08-14 18:04:42] <captaintofuburge> I've also never owned a cat before owning my own house. Always grew up with dogs, big dogs.
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[2018-08-14 18:05:24] <BytesAndCoffee> adamb: added scoped logging (disabled regular per-line output)
[2018-08-14 18:06:15] <BytesAndCoffee> first time i've played with contextlib
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[2018-08-14 18:06:49] <enix> rip murderface
[2018-08-14 18:06:52] <enix> 1 op abuse = 1 prayer
[2018-08-14 18:07:19] <captaintofuburge> Ayone want to stress test my emby server for live tv? Max of 4 people.
[2018-08-14 18:07:29] <captaintofuburge> if you actually have a need/want for live tv
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[2018-08-14 18:07:51] <enix> I would if I wasn't at work homie
[2018-08-14 18:08:16] <captaintofuburge> I mean like, I'll give you an account, if you want to use it at home for the next few weeks
[2018-08-14 18:08:25] <captaintofuburge> or work, what do I care
[2018-08-14 18:08:47] <BytesAndCoffee> captaintofuburge: emby?
[2018-08-14 18:08:57] <captaintofuburge> plex but not plex, short story.
[2018-08-14 18:09:10] <captaintofuburge> ARE TOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WINDOWS
[2018-08-14 18:09:16] <captaintofuburge> hard reboot in 29 min
[2018-08-14 18:09:23] <BytesAndCoffee> captaintofuburge: sorry, friend is a dev at plex
[2018-08-14 18:09:25] <captaintofuburge> when did I agree to this
[2018-08-14 18:09:27] <BytesAndCoffee> :P
[2018-08-14 18:09:33] <captaintofuburge> well
[2018-08-14 18:09:35] <captaintofuburge> WELL
[2018-08-14 18:09:44] <captaintofuburge> make them get their IPTV on game.
[2018-08-14 18:09:55] <captaintofuburge> because it's butt.
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[2018-08-14 18:11:14] <BytesAndCoffee> captaintofuburge: do you do python?
[2018-08-14 18:11:27] <captaintofuburge> no, not my area at all.
[2018-08-14 18:11:29] <BytesAndCoffee> oh
[2018-08-14 18:11:54] <captaintofuburge> I"m assuming you mean more than a script
[2018-08-14 18:12:02] <captaintofuburge> like some hacked together BS
[2018-08-14 18:12:02] <xamithanx> Ask your dev friend why the fuck do they not support trakt integration
[2018-08-14 18:12:03] <BytesAndCoffee> i was going to ask if you could critique some code i just wrote
[2018-08-14 18:12:16] <captaintofuburge> not me, don't ask me. lol
[2018-08-14 18:12:37] <BytesAndCoffee> i mean, this could be useful for someone who writes scripts too
[2018-08-14 18:12:38] <captaintofuburge> what? plex has trakt....
[2018-08-14 18:12:43] <BytesAndCoffee> https://gist.github.com/BytesAndCoffee/a90707f69d8a59e6df34ed6f742a9e14
[2018-08-14 18:12:43] <layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  log.py · GitHub
[2018-08-14 18:12:56] <xamithanx> Since when?
[2018-08-14 18:13:15] <captaintofuburge> umm no idea tbh, but I installed the plugin for mine?
[2018-08-14 18:13:23] <BytesAndCoffee> since ur mum /s
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[2018-08-14 18:13:29] <xamithanx> Theres one shitty plugin that breaks all the time and isn't official
[2018-08-14 18:13:52] <captaintofuburge> that's probably it, honestly, I don't use it like at all, but when I have it's worked?
[2018-08-14 18:14:01] <captaintofuburge> I'm dealing with users though
[2018-08-14 18:14:06] <captaintofuburge> so idgaf a lot of times
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[2018-08-14 18:14:24] <captaintofuburge> like 2 people have asked me about trackt
[2018-08-14 18:14:25] <xamithanx> It will randomly merge peoples watchlists and stuff if you got multiple users on it
[2018-08-14 18:14:29] <captaintofuburge> yeah
[2018-08-14 18:14:34] <captaintofuburge> it does do that lol
[2018-08-14 18:14:40] <captaintofuburge> but
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[2018-08-14 18:14:42] <xamithanx> Thats a hard no from me on using it
[2018-08-14 18:14:49] <captaintofuburge> I just found out how to make it not do that
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[2018-08-14 18:14:59] <captaintofuburge> hold up
[2018-08-14 18:15:04] <xamithanx> Sure if you do all the mappings and all kinds of configuration
[2018-08-14 18:15:11] <xamithanx> I want something official that doesn't suck
[2018-08-14 18:15:15] <xamithanx> embys is great
[2018-08-14 18:15:27] <captaintofuburge> fuck he's not online
[2018-08-14 18:15:42] <MillerBoss> ssh MillerBoss@reddit-sysadmin -p 56969
[2018-08-14 18:15:48] <MillerBoss> Whoops
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[2018-08-14 18:16:34] <captaintofuburge> just ssh root@127.0.0.1 and the password is "bigkahunabuger"
[2018-08-14 18:16:53] <captaintofuburge> emby for ATV is SHIT for EPG on livetv though
[2018-08-14 18:16:55] <MillerBoss> Wow thats a neat trick captaintofuburge that brings me to the end of the Internet
[2018-08-14 18:17:09] <captaintofuburge> just keep pinging 127.0.0.1 until you get in
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[2018-08-14 18:17:18] <MillerBoss> Perfect
[2018-08-14 18:17:18] <captaintofuburge> :)
[2018-08-14 18:17:22] <MillerBoss> :D
[2018-08-14 18:17:35] <captaintofuburge> when in doubt, winnuke 98
[2018-08-14 18:17:39] <admiralspark> Holy crap I thought it was just MillerBoss messing with me, it really says the end of the internet
[2018-08-14 18:18:01] <captaintofuburge> lol I never honestly checked, that was work.
[2018-08-14 18:18:06] <MillerBoss> Pretty neat huh?
[2018-08-14 18:18:09] <admiralspark> haha
[2018-08-14 18:18:22] <captaintofuburge> what's the SSH thing for all the starwars?
[2018-08-14 18:18:27] <admiralspark> in all seriousness MillerBoss, do you really have a vm just for this room?
[2018-08-14 18:18:37] <MillerBoss> No.
[2018-08-14 18:18:45] <MillerBoss> That was a joke duh
[2018-08-14 18:18:55] <captaintofuburge> Vms are far too costly
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[2018-08-14 18:19:03] <admiralspark> MillerBoss: you lie to meeeeeeee
[2018-08-14 18:19:04] <enix> captaintofuburge: telnet.blinkinlights.org i thinkg
[2018-08-14 18:19:11] <MillerBoss> I am using Textual 7.0.10 (Build 180524.01) (Mac App Store)
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[2018-08-14 18:19:19] <admiralspark> telnet blinkenlights.org
[2018-08-14 18:19:23] <admiralspark> en not in
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[2018-08-14 18:19:28] <captaintofuburge> nope
[2018-08-14 18:19:33] <MillerBoss> I guess I could be to a Mac VM but thats not necessary
[2018-08-14 18:19:43] <admiralspark> man
[2018-08-14 18:19:46] <admiralspark> reminds me
[2018-08-14 18:19:51] <admiralspark> had someone float to me the other day
[2018-08-14 18:20:01] <admiralspark> running application in an android vm on a workstation
[2018-08-14 18:20:04] <enix> telnet towel.blinkinlights.nl
[2018-08-14 18:20:07] <captaintofuburge> I mac VM running windows with whatever OSX does to do that, with virtualbox, going to debian, going to server 2003.
[2018-08-14 18:20:15] <MillerBoss> Yeah I heard of that before admiralspark
[2018-08-14 18:20:29] <admiralspark> to contain any problem children apps and if they break out....well, android malware probably isn't programmed to deal with hyperv or windows
[2018-08-14 18:20:33] <enix> telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl:666 bofh thing
[2018-08-14 18:20:35] <captaintofuburge> enix: nope?
[2018-08-14 18:20:38] <captaintofuburge> ooh
[2018-08-14 18:20:40] <admiralspark> was interesting, specifically using a mobile os in the vm
[2018-08-14 18:20:41] <captaintofuburge> 666
[2018-08-14 18:20:53] <enix> damnnnnn daniel neither working
[2018-08-14 18:21:09] <captaintofuburge> still a hard nope
[2018-08-14 18:21:50] <admiralspark> captaintofuburge: you should probably check your fw
[2018-08-14 18:22:07] <captaintofuburge> yeah that's the problem, I don't allow any outgoing traffic.
[2018-08-14 18:22:09] <captaintofuburge> I block it all
[2018-08-14 18:22:19] <MillerBoss> Wow this shit is cheap https://www.amazon.com/Flexible-Non-waterproof-Christmas-Decoration-Daylight/dp/B00HSF65MC?th=1
[2018-08-14 18:22:30] <MillerBoss> Cutable and linkable
[2018-08-14 18:22:37] <captaintofuburge> you haven't seen those?
[2018-08-14 18:22:48] <MillerBoss> Thinking of doing some strips in the warehouse and set up some type of motion sensor
[2018-08-14 18:22:50] <enix> MillerBoss: will those fit under my car
[2018-08-14 18:23:04] <MillerBoss> Try it enix. Make it look pretty while it sits
[2018-08-14 18:23:08] <captaintofuburge> MillerBoss: bigclive on youtube
[2018-08-14 18:23:10] <MillerBoss> :O
[2018-08-14 18:23:19] <enix> Tempted
[2018-08-14 18:23:45] <MillerBoss> Thanks captaintofuburge
[2018-08-14 18:23:57] <captaintofuburge> his background is stage production and prop design
[2018-08-14 18:24:08] <captaintofuburge> has a boatload of LED stuff in egenral
[2018-08-14 18:24:15] <MillerBoss> Wow fucking perfect https://www.amazon.com/Sensky-BS010l-Motion-Sensor-occupancy/dp/B00JLB0GM6/
[2018-08-14 18:24:45] <captaintofuburge> also MillerBoss order 1 reel before you order more. Some are real shit
[2018-08-14 18:24:53] <MillerBoss> Good call.
[2018-08-14 18:25:02] <captaintofuburge> I use them at home, and also work
[2018-08-14 18:25:48] <captaintofuburge> and if you want RGB or RBG/W or WRB/W/WW
[2018-08-14 18:26:45] <captaintofuburge> https://www.ebay.com/itm/2-4G-RF-Touch-Wireless-Remote-Control-Dimmer-Controller-for-RGB-LED-Strip-Light/301796403393?hash=item464477a8c1%3Ag%3A9HYAAOSwbwlXDJ~G&_sacat=0&_nkw=rgb+led+controller&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1311.R1.TR11.TRC1.A0.H0.Xrgb+led+con.TRS0
[2018-08-14 18:26:46] <layer-eight> * captaintofuburge →  2.4G RF Touch Wireless Remote Control Dimmer Controller for RGB LED Strip Light 754970546784 | eBay
[2018-08-14 18:26:50] <captaintofuburge> these are cool, they have wifi ones too
[2018-08-14 18:27:06] <captaintofuburge> there's a generic brand name I can't think of
[2018-08-14 18:27:12] <captaintofuburge> I have a box, brb
[2018-08-14 18:27:51] <captaintofuburge> "mi-light"
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[2018-08-14 18:28:02] <MillerBoss> Thanks
[2018-08-14 18:28:09] <MillerBoss> This is a rabbit hole for sure though
[2018-08-14 18:28:24] <captaintofuburge> but that's cheap chinese shit, and when you get into wifi, might want to not let those go to the intarwebs.
[2018-08-14 18:28:36] <captaintofuburge> I lock down all my IoT shit
[2018-08-14 18:28:36] <MillerBoss> Right. VLAN it off
[2018-08-14 18:28:39] <captaintofuburge> yeah
[2018-08-14 18:29:03] <captaintofuburge> Wemo is my jam, I have sooooo much in my house
[2018-08-14 18:29:19] <MillerBoss> Isn't it pricey?
[2018-08-14 18:29:25] <captaintofuburge> yeah
[2018-08-14 18:29:28] <captaintofuburge> sorta
[2018-08-14 18:30:18] <captaintofuburge> There's a liqudation store about 45 min from my house, that gets a lot of bigbox returns etc from like HomeDepot, Menards, etc. Sometimes I can pickup wemo or nests etc for less than half price.
[2018-08-14 18:30:43] <captaintofuburge> but fuck X11, fuck X11 in it's own asshole. And it better smile
[2018-08-14 18:30:47] <MillerBoss> Yeah those are nice to have near but just need to be sure you are "getting a deal" though
[2018-08-14 18:30:57] <enix> woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[2018-08-14 18:31:02] <enix> please leave x11 out of this
[2018-08-14 18:31:11] <captaintofuburge> I just picked up a stack of wemo outlets on ebay on the cheap
[2018-08-14 18:31:16] <captaintofuburge> x11 is crap
[2018-08-14 18:31:31] <enix> bitch you better change your mind
[2018-08-14 18:31:35] <captaintofuburge> make me
[2018-08-14 18:31:38] <Rootsudo> I
[2018-08-14 18:31:46] <Rootsudo> I think I transcended tech
[2018-08-14 18:31:49] <captaintofuburge> wifi or die
[2018-08-14 18:31:56] <Rootsudo> I'm good at being the dream machine
[2018-08-14 18:32:11] <captaintofuburge> If I wanted RF I would invent a time machine and go back in time to 1992
[2018-08-14 18:34:28] <captaintofuburge> https://www.reddit.com/r/homeassistant/comments/5gj71w/diy_i_want_a_physical_switch_nodemcu_tplink_hs100/
[2018-08-14 18:34:30] <layer-eight> * captaintofuburge →  DIY: I want a PHYSICAL switch! nodemcu & tplink hs100 remote switch : homeassistant
[2018-08-14 18:34:37] <captaintofuburge> shots fired
[2018-08-14 18:35:31] <captaintofuburge> whenever I posted that, that's still how my kitchen works today. With 0 issue outside of wifi loss
[2018-08-14 18:36:17] <MillerBoss> https://www.techmeme.com/180814/p23#a180814p23
[2018-08-14 18:36:19] <layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Techmeme: Researchers detail Foreshadow, a speculative execution flaw in secure enclaves on Intel processors, mitigated by May/June microcode fixes, patches coming today (Lily Hay Newman/Wired)
[2018-08-14 18:36:53] <captaintofuburge> taking bets on how this will be invloved on voting machines?
[2018-08-14 18:37:02] <captaintofuburge> 'tis the time of year
[2018-08-14 18:37:16] <MillerBoss> Looks like not much at all
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[2018-08-14 18:37:35] <MillerBoss> https://twitter.com/gossithedog/status/1029456671981088768
[2018-08-14 18:37:37] <layer-eight> * MillerBoss →  Kevin Beaumont on Twitter: "For the big three cloud providers, they already have protection. For endpoint PCs it doesn’t present a big threat (if attackers can execute code, they can already read RAM directly). For private clouds, if you don’t use virt...
[2018-08-14 18:38:19] <MillerBoss> https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/4457951/windows-server-guidance-to-protect-against-l1-terminal-fault
[2018-08-14 18:38:58] <MillerBoss> >n testing, Microsoft has seen some performance impact from these mitigations, depending on the configuration of the system and which mitigations are required.
[2018-08-14 18:38:58] <MillerBoss> Some customers may have to disable hyper-threading to eliminate the risk of performance degradation from L1TF.
[2018-08-14 18:38:59] <captaintofuburge> My head is just in a sandhole over this, personally.
[2018-08-14 18:42:00] <captaintofuburge> "Join Lasker Jewelers on August 16 and 17 for our Trunk Show featuring the entire Alex Sepkus collection—over 1,000 pieces." you know what... no. and now I'm just annoyed that they have the audacity to spam mail me when I had them build a ring for me.
[2018-08-14 18:43:06] <captaintofuburge> Mail mail, went from important to just basically spam. Email, went from important to basically spam, text messaged, went from being something of importance to spam.
[2018-08-14 18:43:54] <captaintofuburge> fucking save us when someone gets this shit beamed to their brain.
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[2018-08-14 18:45:48] <captaintofuburge> When I'm old. I'm going to get a small cabin in the woods. have a sweet as fuck solar setup or whatever is going on then. and cut myself off from technology. Except movies and tv shows and anything else I want.
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[2018-08-14 18:47:31] <MillerBoss> Do it. enix will join you with his LED lit car under body.
[2018-08-14 18:47:40] <enix> MY CAR WILL BE LIT
[2018-08-14 18:47:49] <enix> Rolling through the street in my WRX
[2018-08-14 18:47:53] <captaintofuburge> dude brah, neons or gtfo
[2018-08-14 18:47:54] <Gibby|> LITerally lit
[2018-08-14 18:47:57] <enix> Vapin some juice, photoing groms
[2018-08-14 18:48:43] <enix> rke
[2018-08-14 18:48:47] <enix> rkeene fuck
[2018-08-14 18:48:49] <enix> no here
[2018-08-14 18:49:06] <captaintofuburge> do you car?
[2018-08-14 18:49:07] <xamithanx> Did anyone buy the 32-core threadripper yet ?
[2018-08-14 18:49:09] <MillerBoss> ITs time for lITe, Gibby|
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[2018-08-14 18:49:18] <Gibby|> indeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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[2018-08-14 18:49:28] <enix> Gibby|: you bearded fuck
[2018-08-14 18:49:32] <captaintofuburge> does anyone car?
[2018-08-14 18:49:33] <Gibby|> :O
[2018-08-14 18:49:35] <MillerBoss> Thanks to your ass I am drinking again
[2018-08-14 18:49:48] <Gibby|> enix: what did I dooooo?
[2018-08-14 18:49:53] <Gibby|> thanks to whom?
[2018-08-14 18:49:57] <captaintofuburge> I just got my album of my baby, which is a car
[2018-08-14 18:50:08] <captaintofuburge> it's the best car there ever was car.
[2018-08-14 18:51:27] <captaintofuburge> https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipMY3qA6hEpXdXe0cO6k3xXdc6mv0ADkeLGmpedqCsJuTkrG3ZcSS2a9jYpZOs48_A?key=RU5LcmRCc1dTb01ieW0yaGU0Tk0tNjE4T2ctdmVR
[2018-08-14 18:51:30] <layer-eight> * captaintofuburge →  Shared album - Erik Berger - Google Photos
[2018-08-14 18:51:47] <captaintofuburge> it's back in germany now
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[2018-08-14 18:52:50] <captaintofuburge> also that's not my name. I sold my car to that guy. He did her up real right. I'm very happy.
[2018-08-14 18:53:10] <captaintofuburge> needed paint soooo bad
[2018-08-14 18:53:45] <captaintofuburge> google the cost of a fucking "e30 m3" shit's nuts
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[2018-08-14 18:54:12] <admiralspark> wow, is this an e30?
[2018-08-14 18:54:17] <admiralspark> ahh
[2018-08-14 18:54:19] <admiralspark> yeah it is
[2018-08-14 18:54:21] <admiralspark> heh
[2018-08-14 18:54:23] <captaintofuburge> yeah
[2018-08-14 18:54:26] <admiralspark> I'm surprised it still runs
[2018-08-14 18:54:36] <admiralspark> mustve cost a fortune to tow it to that park to take pictures
[2018-08-14 18:54:41] <captaintofuburge> I pulled the s14 out of it, put a s52 in it, he put a s54 in it
[2018-08-14 18:54:53] <captaintofuburge> lol
[2018-08-14 18:54:55] <admiralspark> but why??
[2018-08-14 18:55:02] <captaintofuburge> eh... I might
[2018-08-14 18:55:04] <admiralspark> now it's not an original m3!
[2018-08-14 18:55:06] <captaintofuburge> I might have killed the s14
[2018-08-14 18:55:08] <admiralspark> :P
[2018-08-14 18:55:26] <captaintofuburge> it went to candada and got rebuilt and is in a 2002 last I heard
[2018-08-14 18:55:33] <admiralspark> nah she's a beaut
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[2018-08-14 18:55:48] <admiralspark> not a big fan of owning/maintaining bavarian stuff but they're fun to drive
[2018-08-14 18:55:49] <captaintofuburge> but we did the whole vinwiki before vinwiki was a thing
[2018-08-14 18:56:14] <admiralspark> so what are you in now?
[2018-08-14 18:56:22] <captaintofuburge> I still get people calling... I mean, maybe once every 3-4 years now, asking me questions about the engine I sold
[2018-08-14 18:56:32] <captaintofuburge> mk4 TDI
[2018-08-14 18:56:52] <captaintofuburge> just shipped it off to get restored
[2018-08-14 18:57:00] <captaintofuburge> "restored" I should have used quotes
[2018-08-14 18:57:15] <captaintofuburge> not ripping it down to nothing, but putting a buttload of money into it.
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[2018-08-14 19:11:13] <hunterkl2> Holy shit
[2018-08-14 19:11:15] <hunterkl2> I’m here
[2018-08-14 19:11:36] <captaintofuburge> I'm looking for maid services
[2018-08-14 19:11:44] <captaintofuburge> and it's a total drag
[2018-08-14 19:12:02] <hunterkl2> I’m in Moscow
[2018-08-14 19:12:17] <Gibby|> blyat
[2018-08-14 19:12:20] <Gibby|> or whatever
[2018-08-14 19:12:30] <Gibby|> Hi Russian-agent-huinterkl2
[2018-08-14 19:12:42] <hunterkl2> Lol
[2018-08-14 19:13:00] <Gibby|> the channel has been infiltrated
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[2018-08-14 19:13:08] <Gibby|> we're no longer safe from the russians
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[2018-08-14 19:14:11] <hunterkl2> I’m walking to get food and no fucking clue what these signs say
[2018-08-14 19:14:37] <Gibby|> "Huntrkl2 is a cunt"
[2018-08-14 19:14:40] <Gibby|> every one of them
[2018-08-14 19:14:49] <hunterkl2> Probably
[2018-08-14 19:14:51] <captaintofuburge> just look for пенис
[2018-08-14 19:14:52] <Gibby|> what time is it there?
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[2018-08-14 19:14:58] <hunterkl2> 3am
[2018-08-14 19:15:01] <Gibby|> oh shit
[2018-08-14 19:15:02] <hunterkl2> Just got checked in
[2018-08-14 19:15:02] <captaintofuburge> don't have
[2018-08-14 19:15:10] <captaintofuburge> multilanguage keyboard
[2018-08-14 19:15:12] <captaintofuburge> copya pasata
[2018-08-14 19:15:26] <captaintofuburge> пенис means "all time" food
[2018-08-14 19:15:32] <hunterkl2> I don’t know the republican alphabet
[2018-08-14 19:15:34] <captaintofuburge> like 24/7
[2018-08-14 19:16:22] <Gibby|> hunterkl2: get the google translate app
[2018-08-14 19:16:30] <Gibby|> it'll translate signs in realtime
[2018-08-14 19:16:52] <hunterkl2> Then I’ll look like a real target !
[2018-08-14 19:18:14] <captaintofuburge> https://www.howtopronounce.com/russian/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%81/
[2018-08-14 19:18:15] <layer-eight> * captaintofuburge →  How to pronounce пенис: Russian HowToPronounce.com
[2018-08-14 19:18:22] <captaintofuburge> just ask for that
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[2018-08-14 19:20:10] <captaintofuburge> hungry for all day food: пенис
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[2018-08-14 19:22:37] <Sousapro> wow, we're learning our new second language
[2018-08-14 19:22:46] <Sousapro> :P
[2018-08-14 19:23:19] <captaintofuburge> everyone should be versed on the cyrillic alpabet
[2018-08-14 19:23:30] <Gibby|> no
[2018-08-14 19:23:35] <Gibby|> no everyone shouldn't be
[2018-08-14 19:23:52] <cryptic1> TRUMP!
[2018-08-14 19:23:56] <cryptic1> oops sorry
[2018-08-14 19:23:58] <Gibby|> cryptic1: back to work
[2018-08-14 19:24:01] <cryptic1> D:
[2018-08-14 19:24:05] <Gibby|> cryptic1: turn thsat frown upside down
[2018-08-14 19:24:06] <captaintofuburge> cryptic1: back to work
[2018-08-14 19:24:06] <cryptic1> :D
[2018-08-14 19:24:08] <Gibby|> :D
[2018-08-14 19:24:41] <BytesAndCoffee> yo
[2018-08-14 19:24:42] <BytesAndCoffee> cryptic1:
[2018-08-14 19:24:44] <BytesAndCoffee> whats up
[2018-08-14 19:24:51] <cryptic1> the sky
[2018-08-14 19:24:57] <cryptic1> :P
[2018-08-14 19:25:09] <Gibby|> cryptic1: its official, Hunterkll is a russian agent now
[2018-08-14 19:25:20] <cryptic1> I KNEW IT!
[2018-08-14 19:25:27] <Gibby|> he flew home
[2018-08-14 19:25:29] <BytesAndCoffee> https://gist.github.com/BytesAndCoffee/a90707f69d8a59e6df34ed6f742a9e14
[2018-08-14 19:25:31] <layer-eight> * BytesAndCoffee →  log.py · GitHub
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[2018-08-14 19:25:37] <BytesAndCoffee> cryptic1: ^
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[2018-08-14 19:27:03] <captaintofuburge> I need to pull steaks in 20 min, then start the shitty taters 25 min after that, then crank the ovens up to get the asperagus in. No one fuck with my timeline
[2018-08-14 19:27:42] <captaintofuburge> by then the steaks will be room temp so I can cook them
[2018-08-14 19:28:07] <captaintofuburge> I bet you're all questioning what I'll do with the fondt
[2018-08-14 19:28:42] <BytesAndCoffee> captaintofuburge: as long as you don't invite Barry Allen, your timeline should remain un-fucked
[2018-08-14 19:28:54] <captaintofuburge> or I forget.
[2018-08-14 19:28:58] <captaintofuburge> I could go either way
[2018-08-14 19:30:28] <captaintofuburge> but also I don't think he can cook quicker
[2018-08-14 19:30:32] <captaintofuburge> maybe assmble things
[2018-08-14 19:30:42] <captaintofuburge> laws of thermal dyamics and all
[2018-08-14 19:30:59] <BytesAndCoffee> he could vibrate the food
[2018-08-14 19:31:02] <captaintofuburge> unless he cooked them between his thighs while running...
[2018-08-14 19:31:13] <BytesAndCoffee> remember, speedsters are effectivley gods
[2018-08-14 19:31:20] <captaintofuburge> sweaty ball steaks
[2018-08-14 19:31:36] <BytesAndCoffee> sounds like Hunterkll's favourite
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[2018-08-14 19:32:07] <captaintofuburge> I mean, I can't say I wouldn't like it, because mom said try new things. and I've never tried flash's sweaty ball steaks
[2018-08-14 19:33:08] <captaintofuburge> eh, I'm gonna go prep stuff so I can be lazy later
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[2018-08-14 19:33:54] <jay-ros> sup.
[2018-08-14 19:34:02] <Gibby|> HELLO JAY-ROS
[2018-08-14 19:34:10] <jay-ros> CAPS?
[2018-08-14 19:34:15] <Gibby|> I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL
[2018-08-14 19:34:16] <jay-ros> SUP.
[2018-08-14 19:34:28] <killdash9> no, it is now tomorrow in some places. caps are done
[2018-08-14 19:34:30] <jay-ros> I'M DOIN PRETTY WELL GIBBY| HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
[2018-08-14 19:34:39] <Gibby|> I AM DOING WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
[2018-08-14 19:34:58] <Gibby|> KILLDASH9 IT IS STILL TUESDAY WHERE ITS IMPORTANT
[2018-08-14 19:35:05] <jay-ros> killdash9, i APPRECIATE ALL TIME ZONES AND CUSTOMS, AND UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS CURRENTLY 10.33AM AND THERE'S NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY, CONSIDERING IT'S WINTER
[2018-08-14 19:35:20] <cryptic1> CAPS NEVER DIE
[2018-08-14 19:35:22] <jay-ros> BUT YOU CAN'T KNOCK A GOOD CAPS LOCK DAY
[2018-08-14 19:35:27] <cryptic1> TUESDAY FOREVER!!!
[2018-08-14 19:35:32] <jay-ros> #ALLBIGALLDAY
[2018-08-14 19:35:34] <Gibby|> YOU'RE RIGHT. I LOVE CAPS LOCKS DAY
[2018-08-14 19:35:44] <Gibby|> #ALLGAYALLDAY
[2018-08-14 19:35:46] <Gibby|> ERR
[2018-08-14 19:36:00] — jay-ros IS NOW LISTENING TO CURTIS MAYFIELD - MOVE ON UP
[2018-08-14 19:36:10] — jay-ros ...LOUDLY
[2018-08-14 19:36:15] <BytesAndCoffee> s/caps locks/laps cocks/
[2018-08-14 19:36:37] <Gibby|> DELICIOUS COCKS
[2018-08-14 19:36:46] <BytesAndCoffee> /r/suddenlygay
[2018-08-14 19:36:51] <Gibby|> heh
[2018-08-14 19:36:54] <Gibby|> great sub
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[2018-08-14 19:37:02] <jay-ros> I'M RATHER ANNOYED TODAY... FOR SOME REASON MY SCCM SERVER REFUSES TO INSTALL THE IIS PAGES FOR CCM_SYSTEM AND THE LIKE
[2018-08-14 19:37:13] <jay-ros> SO I CAN'T ADVERTISE AGENT INSTALLATIONS, OR PULL
[2018-08-14 19:37:25] <jay-ros> AND I CAN'T FIND ANY DOCK-OH ON HOW TO FIX IT
[2018-08-14 19:37:29] — Gibby| is still unclear what SCCM is
[2018-08-14 19:37:38] <Gibby|> or even does
[2018-08-14 19:37:49] <BytesAndCoffee> System Center Cock Manager
[2018-08-14 19:37:54] <Gibby|> sweet
[2018-08-14 19:37:58] <Gibby|> how do I install it on Mac?
[2018-08-14 19:38:14] <jay-ros> SOUTHERN CHARM COMPOSIUM MUSEUM
[2018-08-14 19:38:57] <jay-ros> IT'S ALL ABOUT CASANOVA-ESQUE MEN THAT SOUND LIKE FOGHORN LEGHORN THROUGHOUT HISTORY
[2018-08-14 19:39:38] <Gibby|> I SAY I SAY I SAY
[2018-08-14 19:40:23] <jay-ros> I SAY I SAY MA'AM, YOU BE LOOKIN MIGHTY FINE TODAY. MIGHTY FINE INDEED IF I DO DARE SAY
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[2018-08-14 19:49:51] <jay-ros> SUDDENLY QUIET IN HERE :|
[2018-08-14 19:50:17] <cryptic1> caps scared off everyone
[2018-08-14 19:50:29] <CheckYourSix> jay-ros: You were too loud and scared everyone
[2018-08-14 19:50:59] <jay-ros> CheckYourSix, what is "jay-ros' performance review: 2010-2018"
[2018-08-14 19:51:07] <MillerBoss> WHAT?
[2018-08-14 19:51:23] <jay-ros> SAY WHAT AGAIN - I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MOTHER TRUCKER!
[2018-08-14 19:51:31] <MillerBoss> uhhh
[2018-08-14 19:51:34] <MillerBoss> WHAT?
[2018-08-14 19:51:50] <Gibby|> S/TRUCKER/FUCKER
[2018-08-14 19:52:07] <MillerBoss> Gibby| 🤜 tell me a story
[2018-08-14 19:52:15] <misspwn_> fn amazon support
[2018-08-14 19:52:17] <Gibby|> THE NEVER ENDING STOOORRRRRYYYY
[2018-08-14 19:53:01] <jay-ros> NOW DESCRIBE TO ME WHAT MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE
[2018-08-14 19:53:47] <SleePy> CAPS LOCK ITS BROKEN
[2018-08-14 19:53:54] — captaintofuburge IS LISTENING TO JUICY J - BOSSED UP
[2018-08-14 19:54:00] — captaintofuburge ... REAL LOUDLY
[2018-08-14 19:54:16] <Gibby|> DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
[2018-08-14 19:54:33] <jay-ros> .....what?
[2018-08-14 19:55:03] <jay-ros> Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder. Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the chair.
[2018-08-14 19:55:03] <SleePy> <B>LOUDLY</B>
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[2018-08-14 19:56:49] <Gibby|> https://twitter.com/kiingtimori/status/1028959429268529152
[2018-08-14 19:56:51] <layer-eight> * Gibby| →  T!MoRi 🇳🇬 on Twitter: "We are still in 2018, this guy is already in 2048 😀😁😁… "
[2018-08-14 19:57:34] <captaintofuburge> in this video
[2018-08-14 19:57:41] <captaintofuburge> I'm the guy with the copier machine
[2018-08-14 19:58:19] <xamithanx> Don't copy that floppy
[2018-08-14 19:58:35] <captaintofuburge> do NOT!
[2018-08-14 19:59:35] <captaintofuburge> he's just like.... I'm making a copy.... uhhhh wtf? What's this... oh this smoke... lemme pull that copier out real quick
[2018-08-14 19:59:43] <jay-ros> you wouldn't download a car, would you?
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[2018-08-14 20:00:01] <xamithanx> When 3d printing gets there,  I'll fucking download a car
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[2018-08-14 20:00:21] <captaintofuburge> and he's no where to be seen after that, because he's hiding in the basement doing IT
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[2018-08-14 20:04:47] <misspwn_> fn MVP amazon man
[2018-08-14 20:05:09] <misspwn_> bought a kindle fire in april and it's past the 90day limited warranty and decided to brick itself
[2018-08-14 20:05:25] <misspwn_> they are replacing it for free
[2018-08-14 20:06:48] <enix> dam sun
[2018-08-14 20:07:03] <jay-ros> I have a kindle paperwhite - and I accidentally put a crack in the screen :(
[2018-08-14 20:07:20] <CheckYourSix> Amazon > all
[2018-08-14 20:07:21] <Gibby|> you should not do that
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[2018-08-14 20:07:25] <Gibby|> its bad for the kindle
[2018-08-14 20:07:30] <CheckYourSix> Amazon is going to take over the world
[2018-08-14 20:07:57] <Gibby|> Amazon, Gewgal and Appels
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[2018-08-14 20:08:31] <enix> jay-ros, Gibby| is definitely correct in this manner
[2018-08-14 20:08:36] <enix> This is why he is a doctor
[2018-08-14 20:08:42] <Gibby|> I'm always correct
[2018-08-14 20:08:46] <ayeitzabee> He isn't a doctor anymore
[2018-08-14 20:08:50] <ayeitzabee> His is just a gibby
[2018-08-14 20:08:52] <ayeitzabee> he*
[2018-08-14 20:08:56] * Gibby| → DrGibby
[2018-08-14 20:08:59] <DrGibby> :)
[2018-08-14 20:09:03] <enix> ayeitzabee: It is not required for fellows to formally introduce themselves in all instances
[2018-08-14 20:09:23] <DrGibby> hello its me doctor gibbeh
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[2018-08-14 20:11:02] <Hunterkl2> soooo
[2018-08-14 20:11:03] <Hunterkl2> much
[2018-08-14 20:11:04] <Hunterkl2> lag
[2018-08-14 20:11:11] <Hunterkl2> i didn't die btw
[2018-08-14 20:11:24] <DrGibby> that russian GRU intercept
[2018-08-14 20:11:37] <DrGibby> nb4weneverhearfromhunterkll ever again
[2018-08-14 20:12:14] <Hunterkl2> looool
[2018-08-14 20:12:19] <Hunterkl2> ........... i should call the embassy real quick just in case
[2018-08-14 20:12:21] <Hunterkl2> :D
[2018-08-14 20:12:33] <jay-ros> hahah howdy Hunterkl2
[2018-08-14 20:12:39] <DrGibby> at least have their shit in your phone
[2018-08-14 20:12:48] <captaintofuburge> ok so, I"m looking for a maid, was like well "any day except thursday is fine
[2018-08-14 20:12:51] <Hunterkl2> it's on my passport and my phone can dial whatever
[2018-08-14 20:13:05] <captaintofuburge>  they said tomorrow or the next...
[2018-08-14 20:13:13] <captaintofuburge> which the next is thursday...
[2018-08-14 20:13:34] <captaintofuburge> and I even said I can make that work this one week, and just got with "well let me know" as a response
[2018-08-14 20:13:37] <captaintofuburge> I JUST FUCKING DID
[2018-08-14 20:13:48] <DrGibby> ok
[2018-08-14 20:14:08] <captaintofuburge> how hard is it to clean my house jesus fuck, the amount of maids I have had.
[2018-08-14 20:14:19] <DrGibby> must be nice
[2018-08-14 20:14:21] <captaintofuburge> all I ask is you show up when you say you will and do what I want.
[2018-08-14 20:14:29] <Hunterkl2> right?
[2018-08-14 20:14:29] <Hunterkl2> move here
[2018-08-14 20:14:35] <Hunterkl2> you can get one for like $25/day and fuck its brains out
[2018-08-14 20:14:40] <captaintofuburge> lol
[2018-08-14 20:14:46] <DrGibby> to have someone clean up your piss bottles and mountain dew cans
[2018-08-14 20:14:47] <captaintofuburge> I don't need that kind
[2018-08-14 20:14:54] <Hunterkl2> it does both!
[2018-08-14 20:14:54] <jay-ros> Hunterkl2, in Mockba?
[2018-08-14 20:15:02] <Hunterkl2> jay-ros: 10 minute walk from the kremlin
[2018-08-14 20:15:31] <jay-ros> Nice one! What's the accom like?
[2018-08-14 20:15:57] <Hunterkl2> bed, fridge, closet, bathroom
[2018-08-14 20:16:12] <jay-ros> And the women?
[2018-08-14 20:16:30] <misspwn_> well the kindle should not brick after 4 months so...
[2018-08-14 20:16:35] <misspwn_> i used it only for spotify
[2018-08-14 20:16:42] <DrGibby> you didn't read enough
[2018-08-14 20:16:48] <DrGibby> so it bricked itseld
[2018-08-14 20:16:50] <DrGibby> itself
[2018-08-14 20:17:08] <misspwn_> hah
[2018-08-14 20:17:21] <DrGibby> if you read a book it should work again
[2018-08-14 20:17:44] <Hunterkl2> lol
[2018-08-14 20:17:44] <Hunterkl2> jay-ros: shit dude i just got out of the airport and to my room like an hour ago
[2018-08-14 20:17:57] <misspwn_> captaintofuburge, so i used amazon cleaning service once and will never do it again (amazon gave me a full refund). you find out who is coming to clean your house two days prior and can cancel or reschedule if needed but you can't pick who comes
[2018-08-14 20:17:57] <jay-ros> Uhuh... and the women?
[2018-08-14 20:17:58] <jay-ros> :P
[2018-08-14 20:18:04] <Hunterkl2> LOL
[2018-08-14 20:18:07] <Hunterkl2> haven't had the chance
[2018-08-14 20:18:10] <Hunterkl2> get paid this week though so
[2018-08-14 20:18:13] <Hunterkl2> that's going to happen
[2018-08-14 20:18:13] <misspwn_> the lady showed up with her husband and did a half ass job for 3hours
[2018-08-14 20:18:30] <misspwn_> i'm sure not all are like that but i don't want to chance it again
[2018-08-14 20:18:32] <jay-ros> Bahaha... get three at once...
[2018-08-14 20:18:34] <jay-ros> do it.
[2018-08-14 20:18:44] <JollyRgrs> misspwn_: what's wrong with that?
[2018-08-14 20:18:46] <Hunterkl2> that's ... affordable
[2018-08-14 20:19:00] <captaintofuburge> misspwn_: I have been trying to find smaller indepentant people because I like that over molly maid or something. But they never fucking show up, or reschudle over and over. Just annoying.
[2018-08-14 20:19:15] <captaintofuburge> misspwn_: I like to find independants or SMB before bix bog
[2018-08-14 20:19:20] <captaintofuburge> *box
[2018-08-14 20:19:22] <Hunterkl2> rich fucks
[2018-08-14 20:19:25] <Hunterkl2> *grumbles in russian*
[2018-08-14 20:19:29] <DrGibby> Hunterkl2: rite?
[2018-08-14 20:19:30] <jay-ros> Stock the fridge, line up a good playlist (I suggest zella day spotify radio)
[2018-08-14 20:19:37] <misspwn_> tbh if you can get a good in with a local cleaner great, but i have trouble geting them to stay reliable
[2018-08-14 20:19:56] <Hunterkl2> isn't this what kids are for?
[2018-08-14 20:19:57] <misspwn_> and molly maid overcharged for what they did and i was also unimpressed
[2018-08-14 20:20:25] <captaintofuburge> the last one I had took like 3 reschudles every time and ALWAYS wanted to do it when I said from the start the times I can't do it. And when she was here she did a shit job.
[2018-08-14 20:20:36] <captaintofuburge> yeah but at least the show up
[2018-08-14 20:20:44] <captaintofuburge> but it's meh work
[2018-08-14 20:21:01] <misspwn_> think i got charged $420bucks for them to clean for 4 hours. and i could have cleaned better than they did. they dusted after doing the floors(ceiling fan gunk) and i'm like motherfucker if i wanted to do it myself i would, but i'm paying you for a basic service
[2018-08-14 20:21:15] <captaintofuburge> I'm sitting here literally offering $50/hr cash and people can't do it
[2018-08-14 20:21:28] <misspwn_> well if i had the time and wasin the area i would totally do it
[2018-08-14 20:21:36] <misspwn_> i've cleaned friends homes several times
[2018-08-14 20:21:54] <captaintofuburge> Like I don't even make $50/hr...
[2018-08-14 20:22:01] <misspwn_> had a guy friend who always wanted me to clean before his mom came over
[2018-08-14 20:22:18] <DrGibby> we had a cleaning company at work leave the place smelling so foul we had to vacate the building
[2018-08-14 20:22:22] <DrGibby> sooooooo we fired them
[2018-08-14 20:22:25] <misspwn_> dang
[2018-08-14 20:22:33] <captaintofuburge> I keep a tight ship, but I just like the detail work. I had a friend who was good, but she has a baby now.
[2018-08-14 20:22:36] <misspwn_> mixing too many chemicals?
[2018-08-14 20:22:47] <Hunterkl2> okay
[2018-08-14 20:22:51] <DrGibby> it was a mix of sewer gas, rotting, and a cleaning agent
[2018-08-14 20:22:57] <Hunterkl2> out of like 648 ruble shopping trip like 400-500 is good
[2018-08-14 20:22:58] <misspwn_> captaintofuburge, it's absolutely the detail work that i don't have the time or don't want to make the time for honestly
[2018-08-14 20:22:58] <captaintofuburge> oh yeah, bleach and ammionia?
[2018-08-14 20:23:01] <Hunterkl2> so that's good for a first attempt
[2018-08-14 20:23:08] <misspwn_> baseboards need to be cleaned for sure
[2018-08-14 20:23:15] <Hunterkl2> captaintofuburge: i used to troll newbies by telling them to mix that shit at mcd's
[2018-08-14 20:23:16] <Hunterkl2> :D
[2018-08-14 20:23:16] <captaintofuburge> that's details for me
[2018-08-14 20:23:20] <DrGibby> nah, this was worse than anything you can imagine
[2018-08-14 20:23:45] <DrGibby> I've dealt with dead things, and they stink
[2018-08-14 20:23:55] <captaintofuburge> all I'm asking for is my patio to be cleaned real well, and I have more work. wtf do they want $75/hr? I'll pay it
[2018-08-14 20:24:09] <DrGibby> this is on a level that makes you nauseous on a level unknown
[2018-08-14 20:24:19] <Hunterkl2> lol
[2018-08-14 20:24:20] <Hunterkl2> fix your shit up so you can pressure wash it
[2018-08-14 20:24:28] <captaintofuburge> mixing chemicals?
[2018-08-14 20:24:34] <captaintofuburge> I've fucked my house up doing that
[2018-08-14 20:24:35] <DrGibby> no idea what the cause of it was
[2018-08-14 20:24:43] <DrGibby> but they no longer clean shit
[2018-08-14 20:25:01] <captaintofuburge> residual cleaners with new cleaners
[2018-08-14 20:25:02] <misspwn_> fuck man you're just reminding me of all the stuff i still have to do. taking friday off to do everything captaintofuburge doesn't want to do
[2018-08-14 20:25:05] <Hunterkl2> paco shit in the rug doctor
[2018-08-14 20:25:16] <Hunterkl2> :>
[2018-08-14 20:25:21] <misspwn_> if i can get the super heavy patio table off the deck i'm going to powerwash and restain
[2018-08-14 20:25:22] <captaintofuburge> misspwn_: thats LITERALLY what I used to do. Clean day was friday
[2018-08-14 20:25:34] <captaintofuburge> like go to fucking town clean
[2018-08-14 20:25:38] <misspwn_> yass
[2018-08-14 20:25:41] <captaintofuburge> no time anymore
[2018-08-14 20:25:44] <misspwn_> nope
[2018-08-14 20:25:51] <Hunterkl2> lol
[2018-08-14 20:26:15] <misspwn_> which is why i'm taking friday off so no one will bug me
[2018-08-14 20:26:45] <captaintofuburge> I could, but also with 2 other humans, it's just too much work.
[2018-08-14 20:26:45] <Hunterkl2> ha
[2018-08-14 20:26:45] <Hunterkl2> they will
[2018-08-14 20:26:46] <Hunterkl2> work can't bug me
[2018-08-14 20:26:48] <Hunterkl2> at all
[2018-08-14 20:26:53] <Hunterkl2> because my shit's like 4000 miles away
[2018-08-14 20:26:54] <Hunterkl2> :D
[2018-08-14 20:27:01] <captaintofuburge> when I had help, then it was fine, now it's all me
[2018-08-14 20:27:20] <Hunterkl2> have more kids
[2018-08-14 20:27:25] <captaintofuburge> I have 0
[2018-08-14 20:27:33] <Hunterkl2> see?
[2018-08-14 20:27:41] <captaintofuburge> they take time to train
[2018-08-14 20:27:53] <captaintofuburge> and it's frowned upon to use a liteerbox apparently
[2018-08-14 20:27:57] <Hunterkl2> get misspwn_ to do it
[2018-08-14 20:28:26] <Hunterkl2> after about 3-4 years you should have something working if how harry potter was raised works in real life
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[2018-08-14 20:28:42] <captaintofuburge> hmmm
[2018-08-14 20:28:46] <Hunterkl2> :D
[2018-08-14 20:28:47] <captaintofuburge> you do make a good point
[2018-08-14 20:28:53] <Hunterkl2> stash 'em in a cubord
[2018-08-14 20:28:57] <captaintofuburge> yeah
[2018-08-14 20:29:02] <captaintofuburge> I mean on paper this works.
[2018-08-14 20:29:18] <Nostalg14c> Mornin.
[2018-08-14 20:29:30] <captaintofuburge> oh fuck
[2018-08-14 20:29:33] <captaintofuburge> this is my jam
[2018-08-14 20:29:34] <captaintofuburge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gjfHYZ873o
[2018-08-14 20:29:37] <layer-eight> * captaintofuburge →  YouTube → Machine Gun Kelly - Sail (Official Music Video) → ⚘ 101,156,981 ↑ 563,443 ↓ 30,753 ✍ 17,522
[2018-08-14 20:29:55] <captaintofuburge> I would just blast MGK all day and clean
[2018-08-14 20:30:18] <captaintofuburge> I've totally rapped this IRL with windex in my hand
[2018-08-14 20:30:33] <captaintofuburge> then I pretend it was a gun as I cleaned windows
[2018-08-14 20:31:49] <captaintofuburge> I'm not a loser at all
[2018-08-14 20:32:19] <ayeitzabee> Not at all
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[2018-08-14 20:33:03] <DrGibby> not even remotely
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[2018-08-14 20:33:15] <misspwn_> wait i can put kids in cabinets?
[2018-08-14 20:33:19] <captaintofuburge> I think aName is the only one who likes music
[2018-08-14 20:33:26] <mistiry> captaintofuburge: up out of the ghetto away from the mornins with snow in that shovel
[2018-08-14 20:33:30] <DrGibby> misspwn_: wait until I tell you about blenders
[2018-08-14 20:33:49] <captaintofuburge> I draw the line at shoveling snow. and I live in MN.
[2018-08-14 20:34:00] <misspwn_> gatdam
[2018-08-14 20:34:05] <misspwn_> you gota pay people for that
[2018-08-14 20:34:13] <misspwn_> used to have to shovel my roof in MN
[2018-08-14 20:34:14] <mistiry> captaintofuburge: up out of this level im tryna be number 1 why would i settle
[2018-08-14 20:34:17] <DrGibby> for putting kids in blenders?
[2018-08-14 20:34:19] <captaintofuburge> Nah I have a 2 stage blower lol
[2018-08-14 20:34:22] <DrGibby> oooh
[2018-08-14 20:34:33] <captaintofuburge> that I make my GF do
[2018-08-14 20:34:36] <captaintofuburge> so I don't have to
[2018-08-14 20:34:37] <DrGibby> reminder: there are things called snowblowers
[2018-08-14 20:34:40] <DrGibby> use those
[2018-08-14 20:34:52] <captaintofuburge> yeah I make my GF do it
[2018-08-14 20:34:53] <DrGibby> or an ATV/SBS with a blade
[2018-08-14 20:34:58] <ayeitzabee> I have a 1 stage blower, but I have to pay her $500 a night
[2018-08-14 20:35:02] <DrGibby> then snow is fun
[2018-08-14 20:35:16] <captaintofuburge> eh
[2018-08-14 20:35:28] <DrGibby> or a tractor with a bucket
[2018-08-14 20:35:30] <captaintofuburge> Snow is only fun if you don't have it all the time
[2018-08-14 20:35:32] <MillerBoss> `bofh
[2018-08-14 20:35:32] <layer-eight> BOFH ..disk or the processor is on fire.
[2018-08-14 20:35:40] <misspwn_> fortunately they make these https://www.roofrake.com/resize/Shared/Images/Product/The-Minnsnowta-Roof-Razor/Roof-Razor-3.jpg?bw=1000&w=1000&bh=1000&h=1000
[2018-08-14 20:35:40] <layer-eight> * misspwn_ →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 18,677 bytes
[2018-08-14 20:36:27] <captaintofuburge> good thing global warming
[2018-08-14 20:36:29] <captaintofuburge> less snow
[2018-08-14 20:36:35] <DrGibby> then we can all drown
[2018-08-14 20:36:54] <misspwn_> but i left MN to MO and we get hardly any. instead we just get these repeating floods and lava temps and super racists
[2018-08-14 20:36:56] <captaintofuburge> or learn to be fish
[2018-08-14 20:37:11] <captaintofuburge> misspwn_: are you MN??
[2018-08-14 20:37:19] <misspwn_> you betcha
[2018-08-14 20:37:21] <captaintofuburge> bhahahah
[2018-08-14 20:37:28] <captaintofuburge> rochester
[2018-08-14 20:37:45] <misspwn_> coon rapids, but orginally from virginia way past duluth
[2018-08-14 20:37:57] <captaintofuburge> that's up there
[2018-08-14 20:38:03] <captaintofuburge> might as well be canada
[2018-08-14 20:38:09] <misspwn_> and that's why folks shovel their roof
[2018-08-14 20:38:29] <captaintofuburge> Yeah I was gonna say... pretty sure that's not a thing, unless you're way north
[2018-08-14 20:38:52] <captaintofuburge> I go up by Alex a few times a year
[2018-08-14 20:39:14] <Jagster``> https://i.redd.it/utcyxmxrl4g11.jpg
[2018-08-14 20:39:15] <layer-eight> * Jagster`` →  IMAGE/JPEG Document, 33,692 bytes
[2018-08-14 20:39:33] <jay-ros> Hunterkll, that's like 10 freedom bucks, right?
[2018-08-14 20:40:04] <jay-ros> it's 55-1 for RUB-AUD, 4-3 for AUD-USD
[2018-08-14 20:40:17] <jay-ros> (648 rub)
[2018-08-14 20:41:26] <captaintofuburge> welp, fiance is off work, I'm audi 5000 to go get drinks and not cook anymore..... guess I;ll just throw those steaks back in the fridge lol
[2018-08-14 20:42:38] <DrGibby> ...
[2018-08-14 20:42:50] <MillerBoss> ...
[2018-08-14 20:43:41] <jay-ros> ...
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[2018-08-14 20:45:23] <m4221> Hey
[2018-08-14 20:45:32] <jay-ros> How're ya doin
[2018-08-14 20:45:38] <jay-ros> sorry ya can't get through
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[2018-08-14 20:46:31] <DrGibby> sooooooo
[2018-08-14 20:46:40] <DrGibby> I hate to do this
[2018-08-14 20:47:17] <jay-ros> but?
[2018-08-14 20:47:29] <m4221> DrGibby: are you firing me?
[2018-08-14 20:47:49] <jay-ros> are you gonna go ahead and break off a little piece of the remix
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[2018-08-14 20:49:09] <xamithanx> We are a little short staffed.  I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.  MMmm,  yeah.
[2018-08-14 20:49:22] <MillerBoss> Sure
[2018-08-14 20:49:32] <jay-ros> will enix be there?
[2018-08-14 20:49:38] — m4221 comes in and orders xamithanx to bend over his desk
[2018-08-14 20:49:39] <MillerBoss> Fuck no
[2018-08-14 20:49:50] <MillerBoss> Fuck that guy
[2018-08-14 20:50:04] <jay-ros> for real?
[2018-08-14 20:50:18] — m4221 proceeds to ram a rod up xamithanx
[2018-08-14 20:50:30] — xamithanx swaps m4221's operating system with TempleOS
[2018-08-14 20:51:09] <DrGibby> captaintofuburge: I'll be delicate. You're oversharing of information is pretty common of people who are insecure or young. First you said GF, then said fiance. Fiance is for men who are marrying, whereas fiancee is who you'd be engaged to. Additionally, the additions of weird details (steaks, where there from, etc; car you drive, location you live; and so on) is indicative of someone who misses social cues entirely or someone making things
[2018-08-14 20:51:09] <DrGibby> up. I'm going to lean to the latter. So, given those facts, and the fact you're new here so you're not to be trusted, I'd appreciate you stop bullshitting.
[2018-08-14 20:51:32] <ayeitzabee> Dam
[2018-08-14 20:51:34] <ayeitzabee> Shots fired
[2018-08-14 20:51:52] <DrGibby> Also, you're not impressing anyone here. We don't care.
[2018-08-14 20:52:21] <xamithanx> What a nastygram there
[2018-08-14 20:52:27] <jay-ros> DrGibby, my totally real girlfriend and I absolutely agree. We're drinking Lipton Iced Tea(tm).
[2018-08-14 20:52:27] <ayeitzabee> DrGibby with the surgical dissection
[2018-08-14 20:52:41] <DrGibby> xamithanx: just keeping it real.
[2018-08-14 20:52:43] <m4221> DrGibby: so, mgmt is going forward with betting the farm on the insecure system....
[2018-08-14 20:52:48] <m4221> I have resumes ready
[2018-08-14 20:52:55] <DrGibby> m4221: yeah dude, bail
[2018-08-14 20:53:10] <DrGibby> err bail when you have a good gig lined up anyway
[2018-08-14 20:53:16] <xamithanx> Fuck I've been looking at answers to behavorial questions for a few and I still think I'm going to fuck one up answering
[2018-08-14 20:53:28] <silentfury-s4pro> i hate job hunting.
[2018-08-14 20:53:32] <m4221> DrGibby: $cio has some depression shit going on too
[2018-08-14 20:53:35] <silentfury-s4pro> absolutely despise it
[2018-08-14 20:53:48] <DrGibby> m4221: better reason to bail
[2018-08-14 20:53:54] <xamithanx> I hate questions that bring out my social awkardness
[2018-08-14 20:53:56] <DrGibby> you need a solid c-level
[2018-08-14 20:53:58] <xamithanx> job hunting is fine
[2018-08-14 20:54:08] <DrGibby> xamithanx: protip: be yourself. Dont lie
[2018-08-14 20:54:23] <xamithanx> Being myself isn't going to get me hired
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[2018-08-14 20:54:29] <DrGibby> anyone hiring sees through bullshit
[2018-08-14 20:54:29] <m4221> DrGibby: on the flipside redhat support is top notch
[2018-08-14 20:54:33] <jay-ros> xamithanx, non-pro tip: be the interviewer. Steal their identity
[2018-08-14 20:54:39] <xamithanx> First thing I'd say is I hate all users and don't give a shit about your problems.  I just want the paycheck
[2018-08-14 20:54:49] <m4221> DrGibby: there was a new L1 cache vuln today
[2018-08-14 20:54:58] <DrGibby> if you hate the users, you're already not a fit for the team
[2018-08-14 20:55:20] <xamithanx> I like the problems and puzzles without the users
[2018-08-14 20:55:25] <DrGibby> yeah
[2018-08-14 20:55:27] <xamithanx> The users are just there to give me those things
[2018-08-14 20:55:35] <DrGibby> you need to learn how to enjoy the users
[2018-08-14 20:55:42] <m4221> I bribed a power user to reboot a conference room pc for me
[2018-08-14 20:55:47] <m4221> With starbucks
[2018-08-14 20:55:56] <ayeitzabee> Ahaha wow
[2018-08-14 20:55:59] <jay-ros> DrGibby, especially Becky from accounts. She needs some solid enjoyment
[2018-08-14 20:56:15] <DrGibby> you can't pick your coworkers
[2018-08-14 20:56:29] <jay-ros> but you can pick your nose around the ones you don't like, so they avoid you
[2018-08-14 20:56:33] <DrGibby> so, deal with it in a healthy way
[2018-08-14 20:56:54] <DrGibby> the whole $lusers thing is fucking dumb
[2018-08-14 20:57:30] <DrGibby> and anyone who resents end users for having "dumb questions" when its obvious to us and not them is why people HATE talking to IT
[2018-08-14 20:57:35] <DrGibby> so, be the change you want to see
[2018-08-14 20:57:53] <DrGibby> stop being a shit and explain things
[2018-08-14 20:57:59] <MillerBoss> Preach!
[2018-08-14 20:58:08] <xamithanx> I do explain things but the users don't give a shit and do the same thing tomorrow
[2018-08-14 20:58:19] <CheckYourSix> ^
[2018-08-14 20:58:30] <MillerBoss> Yeah he is right on that DrGibby
[2018-08-14 20:58:35] <DrGibby> r/sysadmin has evolved into a fucking echochamber of hating users
[2018-08-14 20:58:45] <DrGibby> xamithanx: thats ok!
[2018-08-14 20:58:50] <DrGibby> they dont understand it
[2018-08-14 20:58:52] <xamithanx> Like that guy earlier who had his user plug in a power cable into the 3.5mm jack
[2018-08-14 20:59:00] <xamithanx> Then he said he quit his job and logged out
[2018-08-14 20:59:01] <DrGibby> find a way for it to make sense to them
[2018-08-14 20:59:13] <jay-ros> DrGibby - I'm a business unit connected to other business units. Some people are morons, but it's not my job to identify, ostricise or judge them for it
[2018-08-14 20:59:25] <DrGibby> jay-ros+++++
[2018-08-14 20:59:48] <jay-ros> My job is to make the business money. I can be a little... upfront for users who continuously ask stupid questions - offering an email to a link on how to do things, or a 'how to' email with screenshots
[2018-08-14 21:00:04] <jay-ros> generally speaking giving them the opportunity for hands-on fixing it themselves (and no other option)
[2018-08-14 21:00:06] <DrGibby> maybe imagine a situation where you know nothing, and an expert it giving you advise where nothing makes sense?
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[2018-08-14 21:00:29] <DrGibby> s/it/is
[2018-08-14 21:00:29] <layer-eight> [SED DrGibby] maybe imagine a sisuation where you know nothing, and an expert it giving you advise where nothing makes sense?
[2018-08-14 21:00:59] <DrGibby> that... didn't change anything MillerBoss
[2018-08-14 21:01:17] <xamithanx> it changed situation to sisuation
[2018-08-14 21:01:30] <xamithanx> haha
[2018-08-14 21:01:30] <m4221> DrGibby: A user said to me something that rang a bell loudly
[2018-08-14 21:01:37] <DrGibby> because this bot needs a swift kick in the nuts
[2018-08-14 21:01:43] <xamithanx> I think you needed quotes
[2018-08-14 21:01:46] <m4221> "Does it take an act to congress to replace a keyboard?"
[2018-08-14 21:02:05] <m4221> Act of*
[2018-08-14 21:02:11] <xamithanx> It takes an IT ticket,  son
[2018-08-14 21:02:15] <DrGibby> sell, does it in your org?
[2018-08-14 21:02:22] <DrGibby> s/sell/well
[2018-08-14 21:02:23] <layer-eight> [SED DrGibby] well, does it in your org?
[2018-08-14 21:02:46] <m4221> DrGibby: the helpdesk guy I am covering for is just lazy
[2018-08-14 21:02:54] <jay-ros> m4221 - "no, but depending on the issue, the USB port group on the back of the pc may have had a minor issue, and moving the cable to the front USB, where the computer sees it as a new device again, tells me if it's a pc issue or a physical keyboard issue"
[2018-08-14 21:03:11] <DrGibby> we're getting into the weeds
[2018-08-14 21:03:29] <m4221> jay-ros: that is ...irrelevant to the social issue
[2018-08-14 21:03:35] <xamithanx> Don't you mean the keyboard just needs to be plugged into the usb port instead of the ethernet port ?
[2018-08-14 21:03:54] <jay-ros> m4221 - it depends on the sisuation, I suppose...
[2018-08-14 21:03:57] <DrGibby> the hate for end users on /r/sysadmin is palatable. Most don't realize the people they're supporting are the ones who make the money to pay their checks
[2018-08-14 21:04:01] <m4221> DrGibby: I replaced their keyboard within 30 minutes
[2018-08-14 21:04:41] <DrGibby> so, maybe... just once... realize where these people are coming from?
[2018-08-14 21:04:44] <m4221> DrGibby: I require tickets though even after the fact
[2018-08-14 21:04:50] <killdash9> and when users start realizing that goes both ways, we'll respect them more
[2018-08-14 21:04:58] <DrGibby> fuck that attitude
[2018-08-14 21:04:59] <SleePy> crap.. Hope this doesn't bit me later
[2018-08-14 21:05:09] <DrGibby> there are shitty people, yes
[2018-08-14 21:05:16] <DrGibby> but you're there to SUPPORT them
[2018-08-14 21:05:41] <xamithanx> You know,  I had a job one time that every stupid thing like that I emailed their manager for additional training during their coaching sessions
[2018-08-14 21:05:48] <jay-ros> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU
[2018-08-14 21:05:51] <layer-eight> * jay-ros →  YouTube → Enrique Iglesias - Hero → ⚘ 301,620,517 ↑ 1,032,210 ↓ 43,168 ✍ 59,646
[2018-08-14 21:05:54] <m4221> I have gotten many free starbucks gift cards for being not a jerk
[2018-08-14 21:06:03] <DrGibby> having an irrational bias against the entire non-IT groups is counterproductive
[2018-08-14 21:06:45] <killdash9> and they don't have that against IT?
[2018-08-14 21:06:58] <DrGibby> the people before you were dicks. Be the change you want and stop being dicks.
[2018-08-14 21:07:10] <DrGibby> You're perpetuating the bias
[2018-08-14 21:07:29] <killdash9> yeah, salespeople are the best. without them we'd all be unemployed
[2018-08-14 21:07:50] <m4221> DrGibby: how about cheap management making perpetuating technical debt
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[2018-08-14 21:07:59] <Church-> killdash9: heh
[2018-08-14 21:08:14] <DrGibby> m4221: thats an entirely different conversation
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[2018-08-14 21:08:39] <DrGibby> some of the IT departments we have to deal with make me want to kill myself
[2018-08-14 21:08:45] <DrGibby> and I work in IT
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[2018-08-14 21:08:58] <xamithanx> The do the needful guys ?
[2018-08-14 21:09:08] <DrGibby> Americans, 100%
[2018-08-14 21:12:14] <DrGibby> Imagine a mechanic or general contractor sighing and explaining something you don't know in technical terms then getting frustrated when you call again asking for an explanation again later
[2018-08-14 21:12:44] <jay-ros> Or a lawyer
[2018-08-14 21:13:27] <DrGibby> IT rewards those of us who want to know everything about everything. We're wired that way. But I hate to tell you, most people just want shit handled
[2018-08-14 21:13:37] <jay-ros> *sigh* it's a clausal nondescript on a RA-34 agenda. I told you last time, you can impartate if you're qualified under state regulation, but still need to make a national claim. What are you, an idiot?"
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[2018-08-14 21:13:54] <jay-ros> DrGibby's point is quite well-off
[2018-08-14 21:13:56] <DrGibby> They don't alcare about the minutiae of anything. Just make it work
[2018-08-14 21:14:19] <DrGibby> s/alcare/care
[2018-08-14 21:14:19] <layer-eight> [SED DrGibby] They don't care about the minutiae of anything. Just make it work
[2018-08-14 21:14:53] <sadbox> DrGibby: I find it hardest for me to not be a jerk when dealing w/ my level sorta sysadmin-ey crew
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[2018-08-14 21:15:19] <DrGibby> they don't know any better. Some people get it and some don't
[2018-08-14 21:15:24] <sadbox> I'm a infra engineer and we got a team that handles the shitty work (calling humans on the phone, dealing with breakfix stuff)
[2018-08-14 21:15:37] <DrGibby> because it was easy, or obvious to you, doesn't mean it is/was to them
[2018-08-14 21:15:43] <sadbox> p much
[2018-08-14 21:15:56] <MillerBoss> You're are easy to me bbe
[2018-08-14 21:15:57] <DrGibby> a great example is networking
[2018-08-14 21:15:58] <sadbox> I try and explains stuff to them
[2018-08-14 21:16:15] <DrGibby> I *get* that. But if you were to ping JollyRgrs, he needs help with it
[2018-08-14 21:16:35] <DrGibby> he also knows WAAAAAAAY more than me in a LOT of places
[2018-08-14 21:16:46] <JollyRgrs> ?
[2018-08-14 21:16:53] <jay-ros> Hi JollyRgrs
[2018-08-14 21:16:56] <DrGibby> hi JollyRgrs, sorry for the mention
[2018-08-14 21:17:06] <DrGibby> I'm trying to prove a point
[2018-08-14 21:17:11] <jay-ros> DrGibby - there's the other thing too - previous related experience.
[2018-08-14 21:17:12] <JollyRgrs> np
[2018-08-14 21:17:15] <JollyRgrs> what's the issue?
[2018-08-14 21:17:17] * JollyRgrs set -o JollyRgrs
[2018-08-14 21:17:22] <sadbox> (in this particular case it is useful for them to understand how these systems work, they just aren't the ones designing and building them)
[2018-08-14 21:17:24] <xamithanx> The only users honestly that upset me are the ones who don't even want to help you help them.  "computer broke,  please fix"
[2018-08-14 21:17:32] <DrGibby> eh, the sentiment of most sysadmins vs everything else
[2018-08-14 21:17:35] <jay-ros> I've belted around cisco phone config previous, and we needed to jump onto meraki to play around
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[2018-08-14 21:17:51] <jay-ros> I danced around it with no problem, even though I'm basic at most on networking
[2018-08-14 21:17:54] <xamithanx> Then they go to lunch for a few hours and comeback and bitch when nothing is "fixed"
[2018-08-14 21:17:55] <jay-ros> but the platform was familiar
[2018-08-14 21:18:12] <DrGibby> there are lazyasses out there, I get that
[2018-08-14 21:18:17] <DrGibby> those are outliers.
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[2018-08-14 21:19:03] <DrGibby> xamithanx: dude, those are the people who are easiest. Just fix it for them. They're frustrated.
[2018-08-14 21:19:18] <xamithanx> You can't fix if you don't know whats wrong
[2018-08-14 21:19:38] <xamithanx> You go to the system,  try a few things,  everythings working fine.  They come back and ask why you didn't fix their emails
[2018-08-14 21:19:39] <DrGibby> now we're back to what they feel IT is
[2018-08-14 21:20:05] <DrGibby> they shut down because of what their previous experiences were
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[2018-08-14 21:20:31] <DrGibby> so, know the user, take the time to *talk* to them
[2018-08-14 21:20:46] <DrGibby> not just "what is your problem"
[2018-08-14 21:20:54] <DrGibby> thats a copout
[2018-08-14 21:20:56] <sadbox> `bofh
[2018-08-14 21:20:57] <layer-eight> BOFH Operators killed when huge stack of backup tapes fell over.
[2018-08-14 21:21:12] <sadbox> can't talk to users if you're dead
[2018-08-14 21:21:56] <DrGibby> a little bullshit goes a long way
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[2018-08-14 21:23:48] <DrGibby> I know most of you are dismissing everything I'm saying, but every environment I've been a part of, people request me instead of anyone on the team
[2018-08-14 21:24:00] <xamithanx> Same
[2018-08-14 21:24:05] <xamithanx> Because I fix shit
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[2018-08-14 21:24:16] <DrGibby> wanna know why? I treat them how I'd like to be treated in a situation where I know nothing.
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[2018-08-14 21:24:25] <misspwn_> without making them feel stupid
[2018-08-14 21:24:33] <DrGibby> that too
[2018-08-14 21:24:41] <DrGibby> we're fixers
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[2018-08-14 21:24:57] <DrGibby> stop being an autist
[2018-08-14 21:25:00] <misspwn_> i've had some users that kept saying sorry that they should proably know things before calling and it's like hey, that's why we are here
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[2018-08-14 21:25:44] <DrGibby> use the midwest rule and apologize for there apology
[2018-08-14 21:25:44] <misspwn_> yes you could have googled that first before calling, but we're here just as long as you don't ask me how to do your job because i don't know how to use your quickbooks
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[2018-08-14 21:26:02] <DrGibby> err
[2018-08-14 21:26:08] <DrGibby> s/there/their
[2018-08-14 21:26:09] <layer-eight> [SED DrGibby] use the midwest rule and apologize for their apology
[2018-08-14 21:26:19] <xamithanx> But you supposed to know about computers,  why can't you run these quickbooks reports for me you are useless
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[2018-08-14 21:26:47] <misspwn_> xamithanx, i just know how to fix your DB and make it into multiusermode
[2018-08-14 21:26:58] <misspwn_> outside of that it is a crapshoot and a half
[2018-08-14 21:27:06] <DrGibby> xamithanx: its ok to not know things
[2018-08-14 21:27:23] <DrGibby> but the answer is always "I'll find out"
[2018-08-14 21:27:33] <DrGibby> follow through though
[2018-08-14 21:27:39] <misspwn_> i'll even tell em too, like hey if i could do that carroll, i would be working with you not for you
[2018-08-14 21:27:44] <xamithanx> The answer is I got the collective knowledge of mankind in my search engine
[2018-08-14 21:28:25] <DrGibby> how about: "I'm not sure but I'll give you some resources to check"
[2018-08-14 21:28:31] <DrGibby> you come of less of a cunt
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[2018-08-14 21:28:45] <xe0n> cant have all the answers...
[2018-08-14 21:28:58] <DrGibby> none of us can
[2018-08-14 21:29:32] <misspwn_> yeah, i'm not going to always go that extra mile. it really depends on the situation and how they respond. sometimes i'll go out of my way and even show them more than i really should
[2018-08-14 21:30:05] <DrGibby> its about treating people who literally know nothing about what you do, with respect
[2018-08-14 21:30:08] <killdash9> speak for yourself. I know all. I see all.
[2018-08-14 21:30:31] <DrGibby> when my mechanic says I *need* something, I just say take care of it
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