Tales of Halloween (2015)

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♪ Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick ♪

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Attention, all you
trick-or-treaters,

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it's time to get your ghoul on,

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for tonight is All Hallow's Eve,

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my favorite time of the year.

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Our little town really
comes alive on October 31st,

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when witches and devils,
imps and monsters

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roam our town.

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As the holiday activities begin,

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the streets are filled
with all kinds

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of creatures of the night.

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Some wear masks to disguise
their dark intentions,

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while others choose
to hide in plain sight.

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So warning to those of you
collecting your treats

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and filling your bellies.

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Keep your wits about you

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and don't forget
to check your candy.

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Hey, Mikey, slow down.

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You're gonna make yourself sick.

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Oh!

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What'd I miss?

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Just Mikey being
a human garbage disposal.

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Ooh, I see.

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Seriously, Mikey, you better
save some for Sweet Tooth.

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Who's Sweet Tooth?

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About 50 years ago,

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Timothy Blake
lived on this very street.

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Timmy loved Halloween.

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He loved to dress up.

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Most of all,
he loved trick-or-treating.

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But he was always sad
when he had to go home.

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But that's the best part.

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That's when you get
to eat all the candy.

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Not for Timmy.

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See, Timmy's parents
were really strict.

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They would let him go out
trick-or-treating,

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but they never let him
eat any of the candy.

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They said eating candy
would make him fat and lazy

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and rot his teeth.

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Go to your room, son.

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Why let him go
trick-or-treating then

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if he couldn't have any candy?

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What do they do with it all?

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That's exactly
what Timmy wanted to know.

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So one Halloween,

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Timmy snuck downstairs
to find out.

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Where'd he get all this?
Did you find it?

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Mmm! Mmm!

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Suck on this!

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- There's my candy bar!

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What did he do?

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No!

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No, no, no!

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After he killed his parents,

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Timmy finally had
his first piece of candy.

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He was hooked.

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He ate every last piece
his parents hadn't.

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- But...
- What?

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He wanted more.

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But there wasn't any left.

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Yes, there was.

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No way.

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Timmy ate all the candy
he could find

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inside his parents, but...

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- What?
- He wanted more.

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Now every Halloween,
every single Halloween since,

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his evil spirit comes back
trick-or-treating.

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If you don't share
your candy with him,

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he will come and take it,
all of it,

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even the candy
you've already eaten.

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Anything to satisfy
his sweet tooth.

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Lizzy, is it true
what Kyle said?

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It was just a story, Mikey.
He was just trying to scare you.

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- He's a douchebag.

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Get some sleep.

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As long as they have you...

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- What are you doing?
- Celebrating.

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I think Mikey
almost shit his pants.

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Thanks for the assist.

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We'll be lucky if he gets
any sleep tonight.

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I think we might have
taken it too far.

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Come on, Liz.

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The Sweet Tooth story's
a Halloween tradition.

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Every kid in town falls for it.
It's like a rite of passage.

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I know, but you didn't
have to be such a...

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An awesome guy?

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- A douchebag.

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His words, not mine.

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Peace offering?

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Trick or treat.

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Get out in that field.
It could be a barn fire.

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Oh, my God.
I can't believe we ate it all.

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I feel sick.

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Where you going?

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I'm going to get some Pepto
before we both get sick.

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Better hurry.

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You know we are going
to have to get more candy.

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Don't say the C-word.

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Hit him in the head,
right between the eyes.

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Good shot.

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Okay, he's dead.
Let's go get him.

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That's another one for the fire.

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Trick or treat.

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Mikey?

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I'm coming! I'm coming!

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Don't puke! Don't puke!

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You gonna live?

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You better get going.

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Mikey's parents
will be home soon.

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Kyle.

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Kyle!

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Trick or treat.

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Lizzy!

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Mikey!

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I'm too tired.

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- I don't wanna drive her home.
- I don't eith...

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- Whoa!
- Jesus, Mikey.

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Don't yell at him tonight.
It's Halloween.

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- I'm too drunk to yell at him.
- Trick or treat, by the way.

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Trick or treat.

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- Do you want a treat?
- Yes.

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- Do you want a treat from me?
- I want a trick first.

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- What about the babysitter?
- Okay, okay, shh.

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I'm gonna keep this thing on.
I promise you that, okay?

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Absolutely you can tuck me in.

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They ate all of my candy.

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I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.

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It's 3 p.m., and we're
dressed like assholes.

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I can talk you into anything
I want dressed like this.

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Gross! I'm right here.

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You mad that your sister
took your costume, bud?

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How can you even breathe
in that thing?

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It's 100 fucking degrees
outside.

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- You get used to it.
- Leave him alone, Todd.

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- He likes his dorky outfit.
- Oh, my God, Billy!

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I am an idiot.
I totally forgot to ask.

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- Did your mother dress up?
- What?

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Is your mother in a slutty
costume like your sister?

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- Hey!
- What?

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You remember your mom
brought you to school

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in that Catwoman
outfit one year?

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- We still talk about it.
- You're such a pig.

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Can't we just go
trick-or-treating?

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Is he special?
It's not even dark yet.

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Plus, I think it's time you do
Halloween like the big kids.

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Todd, don't. Do we have
to do this every year?

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- Do what?
- Pranks.

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Do the tricks
and get the treats.

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With us, tonight.

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Billy, you love candy, right?

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- Yeah.
- And you also love Halloween

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'cause you're dressed like
a retarded six-year-old

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from Leave it to Beaver,
no offense.

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But you know who doesn't
love Halloween?

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Your next-door neighbor.

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He has to watch you
spaz out every year.

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And does he even
put up any decorations

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or leave the lights on
or leave out a bowl of candy?

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No way. Why would we egg anyone?

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Why do you think
kids tag his house every year?

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I mean, it's been going on
for as long as I can remember.

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- It's a Halloween tradition.
- It kind of is.

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I actually started
when I was about your age too.

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Plus, if you don't,
I will tell everyone

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that you pissed your pants.

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But I don't pee...

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No one else will know that,
Captain Pisspants.

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But I don't pee in my pants.

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Really? Fine.

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Go. Up there.

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Oh, my God.

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- Oh, shoot!
- Holy shit, run.

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Oh, shit!

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Nice costume.

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I didn't...
I mean, I had no idea.

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No idea that what?

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That you terrible children

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have been destroying
my home for years?

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He said... They told me it was
a Halloween tradition to prank.

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Quiet!

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Young man...

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tonight...

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you are going to learn...

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what a real Halloween prank is.

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By the way, Billy,

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is your mother dressing up
again this year?

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Hmm?

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Yeah!

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Ladies, Happy Halloween.

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Ooh.

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Meow!

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Boo! Boo!

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Come on.

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Ohh...

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Happy Hallo... ween.

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Candy rots your teeth.
Can't have that, can we?

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- Ugh!
- Don't forget to floss!

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What an asshole.

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Happy Halloween!

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- What the hell?
- Hey!

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- Billy, what the hell, man?
- Billy, you little shit!

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What are you doing?
Is that gasoline?

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Are you joking me?

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What are you doing out here
by yourself?

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It's not funny!

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It is not funny!

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Hey, give me the candy!

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Hold that.

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He's got a gun!

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That's it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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Go, go, go!
Get the trick-or-treater!

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Get 'em, kid!

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It's tight! Tight in the shirt!

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- It's a heart attack.
- Oh, my God.

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- Are you okay?

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- Aren't you Adrianne Curry?
- Yes.

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Ooh! Might I have
your autograph?

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Big fan, big fan!

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Adrianne Curry!

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How many Twitter followers
do you have?

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500 thousand?

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500 thousand and one.

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Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em!

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Shh.

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Ah! I guess we'll
come back again.

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Good going, buddy!

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Excellent work back there,
Mordecai.

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Now if you'd be so kind
as to untie our guest.

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What? I thought
you were gonna show me

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what a real Halloween prank was.

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Oh, I believe I did.

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And I believe you'll find
some visitors at your home.

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Why don't you just
run along now, little boy?

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You know, your mother's going
to have a lot more free time

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on her hands now.

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I just want you to know
that I plan to be here for her.

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Freeze! Let me see your hands!

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- Get on the ground!
- Hands behind your head!

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- Don't you move.
- Did you just pee yourself?

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He just peed himself!

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What the hell's wrong with you?

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I wonder what happened
to the ones from last year.

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Each year we spend good money
on these things,

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come out here, and the ones
from last year's gone.

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Flowers die.

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The caretaker or somebody
takes them away.

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Yeah, a little spit
and polish will clean this up.

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Hey, hey, check this one out.

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Awesome, huh?

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You're disgusting!

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Shh! There's a movie on.

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Trick or treat!

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Oh, wow. Here you go.

258
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,670
- Aww!
- Thank you!

259
00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:28,072
You look great.

260
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:33,077
Why are there so many
pirates this year?

261
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,779
It's like every other kid's
got an eyepatch.

262
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,748
Maybe they're all missing eyes.

263
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,617
You're so bad.

264
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:43,187
Bunch of gimpy kids
with peg legs and patches.

265
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:45,122
Give me some candy, matey!

266
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,992
- You're stupid.
- They're coming to get you!

267
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:51,729
- Your turn.
- Man!

268
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:52,830
Go.

269
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,331
Fine, fine, fine.

270
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,133
You're acting like a child!

271
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,369
They're coming for you!

272
00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:01,739
Look! There comes
one of them now.

273
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,108
- He'll hear you.
- Here he comes.

274
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,376
I'm getting out.

275
00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:08,846
Can you say trick-or-treat?

276
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,682
Hey, there, princess.

277
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,651
What do you say, huh?

278
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,019
Ah, that-a-girl.

279
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,123
Hey, you want some
rum and cider?

280
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,357
No, thanks.

281
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,226
Cheers!

282
00:24:23,895 --> 00:24:25,262
Bye,

283
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,205
Change your mind already, huh?

284
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,741
Ah, it's a witch. Awesome.

285
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:39,977
Trick or treat?

286
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,745
Nelson, you're drunk.

287
00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:43,147
She's supposed to say that.

288
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,315
Dummy.

289
00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,721
Trick or treat?

290
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,898
Trick.

291
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:10,741
Nelson.

292
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:11,975
Nelson?

293
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:14,078
Nelson!

294
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,245
What's wrong?

295
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,880
- Oh, my God.
- What happened?

296
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,215
What's wrong?

297
00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:21,285
Baby, baby! What? Oh, my...

298
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,087
What the fuck?

299
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:25,255
It was the girl!

300
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,125
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

301
00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:33,363
What the hell?

302
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,100
- What's wrong? I'll call 911!
- We've gotta get to a hospital!

303
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,501
What are you guys,
fucking idiots?

304
00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:38,869
Give me my purse,
and I'll get the car.

305
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:42,773
Nelson, stay with me, baby!

306
00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:02,326
Fuck!

307
00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:05,429
Goddamn it!

308
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:08,966
Fuck!

309
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:15,773
No.

310
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,393
Oh, my God! Oh, my fucking God!

311
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,928
Where's the car?

312
00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:44,468
- What the fuck happened?
- The little kid!

313
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:51,175
What? What is it?

314
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,876
Maria, she...

315
00:26:53,978 --> 00:26:56,413
- What?
- Oh, shit. Holy shit!

316
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,112
No.

317
00:30:20,785 --> 00:30:22,519
Please don't. Please.

318
00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:26,423
Happy Halloween,
you fucking sicko.

319
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:27,591
No!

320
00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:46,076
Now here's a tale
for all you hood rats

321
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,677
over there across town

322
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,447
on the wrong side of the tracks.

323
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,383
Keep your heads up
and your butts down

324
00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:56,453
'cause the weak need
all the help they can get

325
00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,455
when the wicked come out to ride

326
00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,724
on All Hallow's Eve.

327
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:05,495
Mmm!

328
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:18,375
No, no. Wait, wait, guys.

329
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,677
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.

330
00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:22,079
Wait.

331
00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:29,352
Ain't you a little old
for Halloween candy, Sheriff?

332
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:55,679
Show me piggy's trotters.

333
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:58,548
Please, Alice, please, please,
please, please.

334
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,484
Alice, please.

335
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,253
Alice, guys, hang on, hang on.

336
00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,823
No, no, no, wait. Wait, wait.

337
00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:16,826
I know you, stranger?

338
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,537
It spills the blood
of the wicked

339
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,340
where the wicked
have harmed the weak.

340
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:07,544
Think you turned yourself into
a monster with that suit, boy?

341
00:34:17,421 --> 00:34:18,822
Ah!

342
00:34:33,904 --> 00:34:34,971
Mount up.

343
00:36:25,549 --> 00:36:27,550
Mom?

344
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,152
Dad?

345
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,021
You'd be little Jimmy Henson.

346
00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:11,861
They didn't do nothing to you.

347
00:37:14,131 --> 00:37:15,432
Hold him down.

348
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:43,560
When the word is carved
in flesh, the call is sent.

349
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:46,596
Return them to the location
of their offense.

350
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:47,730
Punch him!

351
00:38:09,753 --> 00:38:11,821
You know...

352
00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:14,991
it's kinda poetic, really.

353
00:38:17,661 --> 00:38:18,995
You...

354
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,234
us...

355
00:38:29,139 --> 00:38:30,874
together...

356
00:38:33,043 --> 00:38:35,512
on All Hallow's Eve!

357
00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:46,956
There are no monsters here.

358
00:38:49,159 --> 00:38:50,860
Just me.

359
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:45,181
Spirits roam the earth tonight.

360
00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:47,650
Do you know why wear
costumes on Halloween?

361
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:54,090
It's so the dead
won't know who's alive.

362
00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:55,725
Their night.
And while some of them

363
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,828
like mingling with the living,

364
00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:04,267
there are others who don't
like to be seen at all.

365
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:10,239
There's one ghost who hates it
more than any of the others.

366
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:16,646
Mary Bailey was laughed at
her whole life.

367
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:20,984
She died being bullied
and unloved.

368
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:26,089
All because she had
a disfigured face.

369
00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:31,327
But now it's her turn
to have the last laugh.

370
00:40:33,163 --> 00:40:36,332
She comes back every Halloween
to taunt the living

371
00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,868
and to laugh at them
behind their backs.

372
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:45,274
So just a word of warning
tonight.

373
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:50,246
If you find yourself alone
on the way back,

374
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:53,249
and you hear an evil cackle

375
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:56,152
and footsteps behind you,

376
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,421
I wouldn't turn around

377
00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:02,892
because if she
finds you looking,

378
00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:06,796
when you least expect it,

379
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,431
she's gonna take your eyes.

380
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:12,869
- Boo!

381
00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:15,371
Very funny. Good one, you guys.

382
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,440
We never miss a chance
to make you jump.

383
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:18,808
God bless 'em.

384
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,076
You're all in on it, huh?

385
00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,844
Well, we couldn't resist.

386
00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:24,313
You scare so easily!

387
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,049
You're lucky it's Halloween.

388
00:41:27,718 --> 00:41:30,286
Cheers, my baby.

389
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,354
Mom.

390
00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:33,156
Let's have a drink!

391
00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,295
- Are you good to drive?
- Oh, yeah.

392
00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:43,066
I'm not that far,
and I'm not that drunk.

393
00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:45,034
What are you... Oh!

394
00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:47,036
Are you still driving
that piece of crap?

395
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,204
- I love that piece of crap.
- Good night.

396
00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:50,206
- Oh, bye, guys.
- Lovely party.

397
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,409
- Thank you.
- Bye.

398
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:55,812
All right, well, thank you for
coming to the Halloween party.

399
00:41:55,814 --> 00:42:00,149
Oh, come on, I know how much
this means to you.

400
00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:01,884
Well, all right.

401
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:03,853
Mmm.

402
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,822
- Good night, Mom.
- Drive safe.

403
00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,256
I will.

404
00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:08,958
See you before next year.

405
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,027
Yeah! Duh!

406
00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:17,867
A song to get you
to the other side

407
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,002
of the witching hour.

408
00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:49,298
Oh, God.

409
00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:53,069
Oh, shit.

410
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,905
Okay.

411
00:43:04,348 --> 00:43:05,915
Oh, come on.

412
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,284
Shit!

413
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,989
Oh, God.

414
00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:14,490
Shit.

415
00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:16,459
Oh, shit.

416
00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:18,127
Ah...

417
00:43:18,129 --> 00:43:19,962
Let's see.

418
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:22,098
Oh, shit!

419
00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:36,879
Oh, shit.

420
00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:26,896
Ugh!

421
00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:29,232
Mary Bailey bullshit!

422
00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:13,309
Don't look, don't look,
don't look.

423
00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:07,596
Huh.

424
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:41,664
Ohh!

425
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:45,501
Baby, you scared Mommy!
What are you doing?

426
00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:08,290
What is it, Baby?
What are you looking at?

427
00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:13,229
Baby?

428
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:15,231
Where you going?

429
00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:20,036
Ohh...

430
00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:47,696
Trick or treat!

431
00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:02,545
Look at all those children
out there.

432
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,680
It's not fair.

433
00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:09,085
I know, honey.

434
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,653
But look.

435
00:48:12,722 --> 00:48:15,091
Trick or treat.

436
00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:21,497
- What are you doing, Jack?
- I don't know. I thought...

437
00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:24,300
Dressing our dog up
like Rapunzel

438
00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:26,535
would make me forget
that we don't have a child?

439
00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:29,305
- Gretel.
- What?

440
00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:32,608
She's supposed to be
Gretel, you know?

441
00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:34,143
Like Hansel and Gretel?

442
00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:05,608
Where is my child?!

443
00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:31,500
I couldn't give her
what she wanted.

444
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:34,703
Where is my child?!

445
00:49:36,773 --> 00:49:38,908
Tonight we embrace
the situation, Jack.

446
00:49:38,910 --> 00:49:41,844
No hiding in the dark.
We're gonna have fun.

447
00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:44,947
We need to have fun.

448
00:49:44,949 --> 00:49:48,284
This isn't gonna upset you,
is it, honey?

449
00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:50,920
Why would adorable children
coming to our door upset me?

450
00:49:57,627 --> 00:49:59,461
Trick or treat!

451
00:49:59,463 --> 00:50:01,830
Well, hello, my little pretties.

452
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:03,766
And what are we supposed to be?

453
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:05,768
- Witch!
- I'm the devil.

454
00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:06,802
Alien.

455
00:50:06,804 --> 00:50:08,604
Oh, you are, are you?

456
00:50:08,606 --> 00:50:09,705
Well, pleasantries aside,

457
00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:10,940
I assume you're here for candy.

458
00:50:10,942 --> 00:50:12,408
Yeah.

459
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,944
Good! Hansel here
has lots of candy.

460
00:50:14,946 --> 00:50:17,713
But we've been using it
to fatten him up,

461
00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:19,215
so I can eat him,

462
00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:21,784
just like I ate
his little sister Gretel.

463
00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:31,860
Eww.

464
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,796
I ate her ear last,

465
00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:35,998
so she could hear herself
be eaten.

466
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,603
Hansel?

467
00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:45,674
Uh, would you like
some of mein candies?

468
00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,386
Don't forget your line.

469
00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:01,724
Trick or treat!

470
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,760
I ate her ear last,
so she could hear me chew.

471
00:52:00,517 --> 00:52:02,518
Maybe we should call it a night.

472
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,853
You know, go to bed early,
forget about all this.

473
00:52:13,697 --> 00:52:16,432
Why do you make me do it?

474
00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:18,500
I don't mean to.

475
00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:25,941
Aren't they just so darn cute?

476
00:52:25,943 --> 00:52:27,843
I could just eat them up.

477
00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:32,081
I'm gonna make cookies!

478
00:52:48,131 --> 00:52:52,134
Maybe we just have
bad luck, Jack.

479
00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:54,670
Or maybe I'm pregnant right now,

480
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,639
and we just don't even know it.

481
00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:13,822
Happy Halloween!

482
00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:30,139
There, there.

483
00:53:30,141 --> 00:53:31,707
Are you lost, little one?

484
00:53:35,011 --> 00:53:36,578
I can take you
back to the sidewalk

485
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:37,913
to help you look
for your mother.

486
00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:42,851
It's okay. Come inside?

487
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,653
It's safe in there.

488
00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:49,825
Is this one yours?

489
00:53:52,429 --> 00:53:53,595
Toby?

490
00:53:55,465 --> 00:53:57,966
I told you not to run away
like that.

491
00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:03,172
Thank you.

492
00:54:30,099 --> 00:54:32,167
What's wrong with me, Jack?

493
00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:34,236
Maybe people like us
shouldn't have kids.

494
00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:40,042
The things you do to me,

495
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:42,177
the way you hurt me,

496
00:54:42,179 --> 00:54:44,713
I couldn't let you do that
to a child.

497
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,615
I saw a doctor,

498
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,017
and he made it so that
I couldn't give you one.

499
00:54:54,023 --> 00:54:55,624
I'm sorry.

500
00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:05,734
You...

501
00:55:26,623 --> 00:55:27,923
Please!

502
00:55:27,925 --> 00:55:28,924
No!

503
00:55:43,274 --> 00:55:46,942
I'm melting!

504
00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:35,357
Whoo!

505
00:56:39,128 --> 00:56:40,128
Aaahh!

506
00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:34,282
Who dares disturb
the sleep of the dead?

507
00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:36,985
I'm guessing you guys.

508
00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,956
What the hell?

509
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:57,873
- That's enough.
- That's enough.

510
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:10,819
We need a little bit more
black over on this.

511
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:13,355
What?

512
00:58:13,357 --> 00:58:16,792
Hey, Dr. Cadaverino!
How you doin'?

513
00:58:16,794 --> 00:58:18,927
- Would you turn the music down?
- What?

514
00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:20,162
I'm sorry.
It's a little loud out here.

515
00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:24,399
I would like you
to turn the music down.

516
00:58:24,401 --> 00:58:28,170
Oh, I'd like to help you out,
but it's fucking Halloween!

517
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:29,471
My favorite holiday.

518
00:58:29,473 --> 00:58:31,206
It's a sacred holiday.

519
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,742
Exactly! You get it, right?

520
00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:36,812
Look at you, with that whole
undead Dr. Nosferatu thing

521
00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:38,080
you got going on.

522
00:58:38,082 --> 00:58:39,815
You really threw down
with that, man.

523
00:58:39,817 --> 00:58:43,118
Look, you knew...

524
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:48,123
I have been doing this display
exactly as-is

525
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,892
for the past 20 years.

526
00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:54,229
Yeah, we can tell.

527
00:58:54,231 --> 00:58:57,332
Would you please
turn the music down!

528
00:58:57,334 --> 00:59:00,168
And you, it's after dark.
Close the dairy.

529
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:02,137
Fuck off, old man.

530
00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:06,141
Whoa, dude, monster up!
Don't be such a party pooper.

531
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:07,509
This is what's beautiful.

532
00:59:07,511 --> 00:59:10,345
This is what's been lost

533
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:14,516
because of you... and this.

534
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,353
I like what you did
over there, man.

535
00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:21,757
You're like a cute little
kiddie show.

536
00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:23,759
Like a spooky daycare.

537
00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,930
Yeah! That's the spirit!

538
00:59:44,848 --> 00:59:46,481
Hey, asshole!

539
00:59:46,483 --> 00:59:50,819
Of course you realize
this means war.

540
00:59:52,054 --> 00:59:55,357
No! Don't do it!

541
01:00:04,534 --> 01:00:06,401
Fight, everybody!

542
01:00:06,403 --> 01:00:09,938
Do you know what would perk up
this candy-ass display?

543
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,973
Some motherfucking blood.

544
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:15,310
No!

545
01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:21,883
You got him! Kick his ass, man!

546
01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:40,969
Hey, hey, I got 20 bucks
on the scientist!

547
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,838
20 bucks! 20 bucks!

548
01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:58,486
- Ohh!

549
01:01:11,601 --> 01:01:13,168
- [cheering - Yeah, baby!

550
01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:18,440
- Go, fucker, go!
- Yeah!

551
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,287
Yeah! Get him, baby!

552
01:01:37,927 --> 01:01:40,095
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!

553
01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:43,064
- Yeah!
- Come on! Come on!

554
01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:47,202
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

555
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,453
Oh, shit.

556
01:02:35,651 --> 01:02:37,552
In olden days, on this night,

557
01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:40,288
it was believed that
the veil between our world

558
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:43,124
and the spirit would
was at its thinnest.

559
01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:45,093
So be careful.

560
01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:48,129
However terrifying
you might think you look,

561
01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:52,033
there's always something worse
lurking out there.

562
01:02:52,035 --> 01:02:56,438
And on Halloween,
nothing is what it seems.

563
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:14,689
Please! No!

564
01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:23,298
Help me!

565
01:04:09,712 --> 01:04:12,447
Casey!

566
01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:28,363
Please, no!

567
01:04:33,235 --> 01:04:37,338
You don't have to do this!
No! No!

568
01:04:37,340 --> 01:04:38,840
No more.

569
01:05:56,685 --> 01:05:59,187
Hi!

570
01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,557
Hello.

571
01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:04,225
Trick or treat.

572
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:12,934
Trick or treat.

573
01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:14,836
I don't know. I don't know.

574
01:06:14,838 --> 01:06:16,404
Trick or treat.

575
01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:19,641
Trick or treat.

576
01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:20,742
Trick or treat.

577
01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:23,711
Trick or treat.

578
01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:26,381
Trick or treat.

579
01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:27,582
Trick or treat.

580
01:06:32,188 --> 01:06:35,256
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

581
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:47,402
Huh?

582
01:06:47,404 --> 01:06:51,940
Uh...

583
01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:24,959
Trick or treat.

584
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:36,471
Are you kids still up,

585
01:09:36,473 --> 01:09:38,873
or are you tucked away in bed?

586
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:42,543
The night isn't over,
and you're far from safe.

587
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:46,047
So here's a little something
to keep you company.

588
01:09:49,085 --> 01:09:50,551
Mask.

589
01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:54,822
Why do I gotta be the princess?

590
01:09:54,824 --> 01:09:56,457
'Cause we only have two masks,

591
01:09:56,459 --> 01:09:59,460
and I sure as shit ain't
going as a princess.

592
01:09:59,462 --> 01:10:01,863
Here he comes. Get ready.

593
01:10:08,504 --> 01:10:11,539
Oh, boy, can you imagine
what it's like

594
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,641
to have your daddy
as a millionaire?

595
01:10:13,643 --> 01:10:15,743
Just dad.

596
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:17,412
Look at the spoiled little brat.

597
01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:24,118
Robbing banks is one thing.
I don't know about kidnapping.

598
01:10:26,989 --> 01:10:28,623
Oh, my God. Seriously, Dutch.

599
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:29,891
Please don't give me
that moral bullshit.

600
01:10:29,893 --> 01:10:31,659
We're not gonna hurt him.

601
01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:34,095
And Rex Enterprise is gonna
handle the measly ransom,

602
01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:35,797
believe me.

603
01:10:37,633 --> 01:10:39,567
You know, if we're
gonna do this,

604
01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,035
our window is right now.

605
01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:42,470
We're never going to get
a better opportunity...

606
01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:43,771
All right, shut up.
Just shut up!

607
01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:44,906
Let's just do this.

608
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,542
All right.

609
01:11:00,823 --> 01:11:02,890
Oh, you're such a cutie.

610
01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:04,959
I love your costume.

611
01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:07,829
There you go. Have fun.
Happy Halloween!

612
01:11:12,501 --> 01:11:13,935
Trick or treat.

613
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,937
Aren't you a little old
for trick-or-treating?

614
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,605
You're never too old
for sugar, mama.

615
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,006
Get lost!

616
01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:32,019
Hello, kid.

617
01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:35,156
Don't scream, don't run.
We won't hurt ya.

618
01:11:37,659 --> 01:11:40,661
I'm not here to steal
your fucking candy, kid.

619
01:11:49,771 --> 01:11:53,174
Well, I must say, that was...
That's pretty easy.

620
01:11:53,176 --> 01:11:55,276
Well, why wouldn't it be?
It's a solid plan.

621
01:11:55,278 --> 01:11:58,246
Now for the fun part.

622
01:11:58,248 --> 01:12:01,816
Hey, kid, you've done
really good so far,

623
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:04,785
so what we're gonna do right now
is we're gonna call your daddy.

624
01:12:04,787 --> 01:12:08,656
And if he asks to talk to you,
I need you to say,

625
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:13,828
"Hi, Daddy. Um, I'm fine."

626
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:14,962
Okay? Got it?

627
01:12:17,799 --> 01:12:20,268
Hey! Give me that!

628
01:12:20,270 --> 01:12:22,303
Hey, behave.

629
01:12:22,305 --> 01:12:23,604
Behave.

630
01:12:27,075 --> 01:12:28,876
Make the call.

631
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:42,089
Hello.

632
01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:44,992
- Jebediah Rex?
- Speaking.

633
01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:47,328
Listen to me very carefully,
Mr. Rex. We have your son.

634
01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:49,764
If you ever want to
see him alive again,

635
01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:52,033
you're gonna do
exactly as I say.

636
01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:53,668
You have Rusty?

637
01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:55,836
That's right.
For five million Benjamins,

638
01:12:55,838 --> 01:12:57,305
you get your precious Rusty
back.

639
01:12:57,307 --> 01:13:00,274
You've made a terrible mistake.

640
01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:03,277
You're in no position
to make threats, Mr. Rex.

641
01:13:03,279 --> 01:13:06,714
You poor bastard, you have
no idea what you've done.

642
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:09,584
- - No, I think I... Hello?

643
01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:12,987
What the fuck?
Did he just hang up on me?

644
01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:15,790
Call him back.

645
01:13:16,858 --> 01:13:17,925
Okay.

646
01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:28,069
- Hello?
- Hello.

647
01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:31,038
Um, why did you hang up on me?

648
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:34,675
Because we're negotiating the
release of your son, Mr. Rex.

649
01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:37,244
Not interested.
Do not call this number again.

650
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:39,246
Okay, listen to me.
I'm not playing around with you.

651
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:41,382
- - What the fuck?

652
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:45,319
Oh, shit.

653
01:13:46,655 --> 01:13:48,656
Lock the door! Lock the door!

654
01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:56,864
Come on out, kid.

655
01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:01,168
I'm gonna count to five.

656
01:14:02,871 --> 01:14:07,642
If your little punk ass
doesn't come out,

657
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:09,910
you're gonna be
all kinds of sorry.

658
01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:20,254
One.

659
01:14:22,924 --> 01:14:24,091
Two.

660
01:14:26,395 --> 01:14:27,862
Three.

661
01:14:30,098 --> 01:14:31,298
Four.

662
01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:34,969
All right, here we go.

663
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:40,341
O-O-Okay! Uh...

664
01:14:40,343 --> 01:14:43,344
Get him off me!
Get him off me! Fuck!

665
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:48,115
Oh, whoa! Whoa!

666
01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:49,717
Oh, what the...

667
01:14:58,061 --> 01:15:00,995
It's not a fucking kid!

668
01:15:09,905 --> 01:15:12,073
Oh, shit.

669
01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:14,775
No, no. no.

670
01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:17,378
Ah! Ah!

671
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,214
No!

672
01:15:21,216 --> 01:15:23,150
- Ah!
- No! No, no!

673
01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:24,452
Shit.

674
01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:26,454
Fuck! Come on!

675
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,457
Hey, come on, kid, come on, kid.

676
01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:32,359
Fuck!

677
01:15:37,467 --> 01:15:40,768
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you little shit!

678
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:46,006
Ow!

679
01:16:01,056 --> 01:16:03,023
What are we gonna do
with this thing?

680
01:16:03,025 --> 01:16:04,992
Oh, I've got an idea.

681
01:16:25,413 --> 01:16:28,883
Wait, I... Fuck, I can't...

682
01:16:28,885 --> 01:16:30,951
I can't... I can't do this.

683
01:16:30,953 --> 01:16:34,922
You can't do what?
Are you kidding me?

684
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:38,859
My nuts were viciously assaulted
by a monster, dude.

685
01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:41,562
What kind of a monster
cries like that?

686
01:16:41,564 --> 01:16:44,799
I'm just gonna check on him.
I'm gonna check on him.

687
01:16:48,871 --> 01:16:50,971
Fuck!

688
01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:00,080
Problem solved.

689
01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:09,924
Promise we'll never
speak of this again.

690
01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:11,826
For one, it's fucking
humiliating.

691
01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:13,594
Two, I don't believe
that I was fucking there.

692
01:17:13,596 --> 01:17:16,163
I agree. Let's just pretend
like it never hap...

693
01:17:16,165 --> 01:17:17,865
What the hell?

694
01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:20,901
What?

695
01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:28,442
What is it?

696
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:44,992
What is it?

697
01:17:46,194 --> 01:17:47,194
Shh.

698
01:17:48,563 --> 01:17:50,331
Oh...

699
01:17:52,033 --> 01:17:55,436
No. Ohh! Ohh!

700
01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:57,304
Oh, no!

701
01:17:57,306 --> 01:17:58,572
Hello.

702
01:17:58,574 --> 01:18:00,608
Hey, hello, it's me again.

703
01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:03,043
Um... Please take him back.

704
01:18:03,045 --> 01:18:04,445
I don't think so.

705
01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:06,947
I'm begging you, please,
just take him back.

706
01:18:06,949 --> 01:18:08,282
He's your problem now.

707
01:18:08,284 --> 01:18:09,583
Come on, man!
Just name your price!

708
01:18:09,585 --> 01:18:11,252
Anything you want! Please!

709
01:18:11,254 --> 01:18:12,353
Don't you get it?

710
01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:14,555
I'm finally free. It...

711
01:18:14,557 --> 01:18:17,024
showed up five years ago
on Halloween night

712
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,460
trick-or-treating
and would not leave.

713
01:18:19,462 --> 01:18:21,395
Okay, so let me
ask you a question.

714
01:18:21,397 --> 01:18:24,098
Why the hell did you pretend
like it was your son, man?

715
01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,400
- What were you thinking?
- He's not your son!

716
01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:27,668
He's not your son!

717
01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:30,337
We've been held hostage
this whole time.

718
01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:32,907
- What the fuck?
- He'll never let you go, ever.

719
01:18:34,142 --> 01:18:36,543
By the way,
make sure you feed him,

720
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:37,945
or he will eat.

721
01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:40,047
Oh! Oh, he's gonna eat!

722
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:43,951
Oh, that's great! Thanks!
You're an asshole!

723
01:19:03,972 --> 01:19:06,573
Trick or treat, asshole.

724
01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:18,252
Okay, all right.

725
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:20,955
I say we drive
till the sun comes up,

726
01:19:20,957 --> 01:19:22,990
and then we just
drive a lot more.

727
01:19:22,992 --> 01:19:25,659
Fuck this town.
Fuck everybody in it.

728
01:19:25,661 --> 01:19:27,995
Fuck kidnapping, bro, right?

729
01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:29,596
Amen to that.

730
01:19:46,414 --> 01:19:50,284
Here you go, Dutch,
you lazy bastard.

731
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,619
Sorry, princess,
no strawberry shakes.

732
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:42,569
Ta-da! I give you
my masterpiece.

733
01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:45,339
Yeah, it's not bad.

734
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:46,740
Come on. We have to get ready
for the party.

735
01:20:46,742 --> 01:20:48,108
I just gotta clean up in here.

736
01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:49,777
- Hurry up.
- Okay.

737
01:21:09,297 --> 01:21:10,764
Honey, you ready?

738
01:21:15,804 --> 01:21:17,571
Ray!

739
01:21:17,573 --> 01:21:20,474
What the fuck?

740
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:22,509
Ray!

741
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:23,610
Stop it!

742
01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:25,646
No!

743
01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:26,647
No!

744
01:21:27,849 --> 01:21:28,849
Ray!

745
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:37,624
No!

746
01:21:55,176 --> 01:21:57,511
Detective McNally,
am I glad you're here.

747
01:21:57,513 --> 01:22:00,481
- So what have we got?
- It's a nasty one.

748
01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:03,450
Apparently the husband got
his head bitten clean off.

749
01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:04,685
Bitten? By what?

750
01:22:04,687 --> 01:22:06,687
I don't know. An animal maybe?

751
01:22:06,689 --> 01:22:08,522
The wife's pretty shook up,

752
01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:10,524
but she's inside
with the sketch artist.

753
01:22:19,234 --> 01:22:21,902
Oh, jeez. Reminds me of the case

754
01:22:21,904 --> 01:22:24,438
of the man who stuck
his head in a blender.

755
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,707
Talk about making a meal of it.

756
01:22:26,709 --> 01:22:29,543
- Has Forensic Bob seen this?
- He's all over it.

757
01:22:29,545 --> 01:22:32,546
- Where's the wife?
- Through here.

758
01:22:39,687 --> 01:22:42,856
Ma'am, my name's
Detective McNally,

759
01:22:42,858 --> 01:22:45,425
and I want to assure you I will
do everything within my power

760
01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:47,861
to bring this killer to justice.

761
01:22:47,863 --> 01:22:50,330
Detective, you don't have
the slightest idea

762
01:22:50,332 --> 01:22:52,332
what you're dealing with.

763
01:22:52,334 --> 01:22:58,305
This has to be a nightmare
because what I saw in there is...

764
01:22:58,307 --> 01:23:00,274
It's not possible.

765
01:23:04,879 --> 01:23:06,914
All right, what have we got?

766
01:23:06,916 --> 01:23:08,882
You're not going
to believe this.

767
01:23:08,884 --> 01:23:10,851
Try me.

768
01:23:13,888 --> 01:23:16,223
Nice work, Rembrandt.

769
01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:19,193
How am I supposed to put out
an APB on a pumpkin?

770
01:23:20,195 --> 01:23:22,496
- Detective?
- Yeah.

771
01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:24,598
Captain wants to see you
down at the station.

772
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:26,300
Shit.

773
01:23:30,705 --> 01:23:32,339
Wait for me, Kevin.

774
01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:35,209
Hey, do not go knocking on
strangers' doors

775
01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:36,410
until I'm there.

776
01:23:36,412 --> 01:23:38,879
- Do you hear me?
- Yes, Mom!

777
01:24:22,757 --> 01:24:24,725
Mom!

778
01:24:25,893 --> 01:24:27,027
Kevin?

779
01:24:31,599 --> 01:24:33,300
Watch it, lady!

780
01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:44,978
Kevin!

781
01:24:53,921 --> 01:24:55,289
Hey!

782
01:25:03,531 --> 01:25:04,998
McNally!

783
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,401
McNally, get the fuck in here!

784
01:25:14,642 --> 01:25:16,510
Shut the door, shut the door.

785
01:25:16,512 --> 01:25:19,313
Sit in the fucking chair.

786
01:25:20,982 --> 01:25:22,449
Rough day?

787
01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:25,585
I don't know. What do you think?

788
01:25:25,587 --> 01:25:28,522
What's wrong with
this fucking picture?

789
01:25:28,524 --> 01:25:30,691
It's Halloween, sir.

790
01:25:30,693 --> 01:25:33,393
Bullshit. Bullshit!

791
01:25:33,395 --> 01:25:38,598
Every year on Halloween,
this town goes batshit crazy.

792
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:41,435
I mean, check these reports out.

793
01:25:41,437 --> 01:25:43,704
We've got hysterical blindness,

794
01:25:43,706 --> 01:25:46,106
we got neighbors
attacking neighbors,

795
01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:48,875
kids looting convenience stores.

796
01:25:48,877 --> 01:25:51,578
There's even a fucking report
of a UFO.

797
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:55,048
I mean, this is bullshit,
McNally.

798
01:25:55,050 --> 01:25:57,451
You're just the man to fix this.

799
01:25:57,453 --> 01:25:58,852
Ahh!

800
01:25:58,854 --> 01:26:00,854
Just get your butt out there

801
01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:03,523
and do the work
'cause if you don't,

802
01:26:03,525 --> 01:26:05,859
I'm going to boot you
back to vice so fast,

803
01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:07,527
your head's gonna spin.

804
01:26:07,529 --> 01:26:09,496
Understood, Captain. I'm on it.

805
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:13,734
Good, good! Go bag me
some of those horror freaks.

806
01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:17,504
What the hell
happened to you guys?

807
01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:20,774
Some crazy kid ate
a shitload of chocolate.

808
01:26:20,776 --> 01:26:23,877
Yeah, and then he ate
his babysitter.

809
01:26:23,879 --> 01:26:26,446
- Oh, the night.
- Oh, the mess.

810
01:26:26,448 --> 01:26:28,482
McNally, check this out.

811
01:26:28,484 --> 01:26:30,917
So I measure the bite marks
on the victim's body,

812
01:26:30,919 --> 01:26:33,453
Whatever bit that guy's head off

813
01:26:33,455 --> 01:26:34,721
had a mouth about this wide.

814
01:26:34,723 --> 01:26:36,423
Yeah. I can think
of a few suspects.

815
01:26:36,425 --> 01:26:38,425
Yeah, but then I ran the data
through the computer

816
01:26:38,427 --> 01:26:39,626
to make a 3D model

817
01:26:39,628 --> 01:26:42,462
and this is what
it came up with.

818
01:26:42,464 --> 01:26:44,064
Look familiar?

819
01:26:44,066 --> 01:26:46,633
Nice work, Bob. I owe you one.

820
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:47,901
Buy me a drink later?

821
01:26:47,903 --> 01:26:50,137
I'll think about it. I gotta go.

822
01:26:55,476 --> 01:26:57,811
Greetings, ghouls.

823
01:26:57,813 --> 01:27:01,114
Twelve bells means
the witching hour is upon us.

824
01:27:01,116 --> 01:27:05,519
That's when the weird,
crazy, scary scale

825
01:27:05,521 --> 01:27:07,721
goes totally off the charts.

826
01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:11,124
So lock your doors
and hold onto your candy

827
01:27:11,126 --> 01:27:15,796
because Halloween
is about to get real.

828
01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:17,697
Dispatch to McNally.

829
01:27:17,699 --> 01:27:20,667
Got a 10-34 on Union and Baker.
Fire and medical are en route.

830
01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:22,135
I don't know
what's going on down there,

831
01:27:22,137 --> 01:27:23,870
but it sounds like
a total clusterfuck.

832
01:27:23,872 --> 01:27:26,706
- Do you copy?
- I'm on my way.

833
01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:52,466
Holy shit!

834
01:28:20,194 --> 01:28:21,761
Shit.

835
01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:09,142
McNally!

836
01:29:18,953 --> 01:29:20,153
Nice timing.

837
01:29:20,155 --> 01:29:21,755
I thought you might need a hand.

838
01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:27,160
Guess I owe you that drink now.

839
01:29:44,178 --> 01:29:45,679
Let's go.

840
01:29:56,857 --> 01:29:58,658
We have a warrant
to search your premises.

841
01:30:00,194 --> 01:30:02,128
Look, I'm in the middle
of some important work here.

842
01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:04,230
- You can't just barge...
- Yes, I can.

843
01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:07,300
I wouldn't argue with her.
She's not in the mood.

844
01:30:07,302 --> 01:30:09,970
I guess you should come in.

845
01:30:10,972 --> 01:30:14,040
So, uh, Milo,

846
01:30:14,042 --> 01:30:17,077
show me where you grow
these super pumpkins.

847
01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:20,046
I can't just give away
company secrets

848
01:30:20,048 --> 01:30:23,116
to anybody who walks
through the...

849
01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:25,785
door.

850
01:30:29,724 --> 01:30:32,826
- I'll get some lights on.
- Quit stalling, Milo.

851
01:30:35,696 --> 01:30:37,797
Oh, boy.

852
01:30:37,799 --> 01:30:39,799
Holy shit.

853
01:30:41,402 --> 01:30:43,770
What's the big deal?

854
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:45,805
Just a bunch of pumpkins.

855
01:31:00,154 --> 01:31:02,355
The witching hour is over.

856
01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:04,157
Thanks for listening.

857
01:31:04,159 --> 01:31:06,159
And until next year,

858
01:31:06,161 --> 01:31:08,094
Happy Halloween!

859
01:31:08,118 --> 01:31:24,118
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