[22:38:21] Special Operations: "my name is ba- barry. I am here because I just recently lost my lambo and I am very upset, yoga makes me chill out." he said while doing the downward dog yoga pose.

[22:38:43] Luke(thegreninja: A shiny eevee bumbed into the two (lizie and spec ops

[22:39:42] +Lawful Evil: "Dang g thats rough. Id be pretty mad if i lost my lambo too" he did the downward dog pose as well but since he was a thicc ass sandshrew he fell over. "my name is Gary, and me and my friend lizie run this dope ass yoga club" (Special Operations, lizie, Luke(thegreninja)

[22:40:25] +lizie ☂: "I see, Barry. I think the reason why--" she stops in speech to look at the shiny eevee, and bat her eyelashes again. After a moment of staring and a smile, she turns back to Barry. "As I was saying. It's because your aura isn't clean. Don't you know?"
[22:40:26] +lizie ☂: "Yesterday's horoscope declared that guys named Barry will always have their car robbed," she said, patting him sympathetically. "Worry not, though. I have a solution for the horoscope." (Lawful Evil, Luke(thegreninja, Special Operations)

[22:40:56] Luke(thegreninja: The shiny eevee balenced perfectly on one paw (guys)

[22:42:00] Special Operations: "Maybe I need not my nice car, I could just walk" He said thinking while doing the splits, he was in extreme pain but yoga helps him relax

[22:44:06] +Lawful Evil: "yung barry, from whence do you come" he asked while doing some mad stretches (yogarp)

[22:44:07] Luke(thegreninja: Soon the eevee balenced perfeclty on one paw and then w flip and then perfeft again(yogaRP)

[22:44:24] +lizie ☂: "That's a fair solution. Good for your health," she nods along, silently cursing though. She failed to sell him her acupuncture services. She stands up, and 'accidentally' trips on her heels, knocking over her needles.

[22:44:25] +lizie ☂: She looks at Barry, waiting for him to react. (yogarp)

[22:44:42] • +Lawful Evil nods at Luke(thegreninja "mmm wow you have much potential young one" (yogarp)

[22:45:55] Special Operations: "wow shiny eevee you're pretty good at this." he looks at Lawful Evil. "I come from the land of banishment and the origins of chocolate milk" speaking metaphorically and stuff because they're doing yoga

[22:45:56] Special Operations: "my dear lady, are you alright?" looks at lizie (yogarp)

[22:46:02] • +Lawful Evil pulls off a flawless triple spin 360 downward dog tree pose (yogarp)

[22:46:35] Luke(thegreninja: Woah u guys are PAWsome get the joke guys(yogarp)

[22:46:36] +lizie ☂: "No, but I will be okay if you let me do my acupuncture on you for the low price of $50." She bats her eyelashes. (yogarp)

[22:46:39] +Lawful Evil: "The land of choccy milk. you have come far young one" he looked wisely at barry nodding (yogarp)

[22:47:16] Special Operations: "haha yeah I get it luke XD" looks at lizie again "You know what, sure I could use that." ((yogarp))

[22:47:20] +lizie ☂: She bursts out laughing so hard, looking at Luke. "That was such a good joke, honestly." (yogarp)

[22:47:43] • +Lawful Evil doubles over laughing super hard at lukes joke "LOL hahaha omg that was a great joke." he wipes a tear from his face (yogarp)

[22:47:56] +lizie ☂: "Really?" she got up in an instant, wielding needles like wolverine claws. "Stay still." (yogarp)

22:48:33] Luke(thegreninja: I come from the land of the wingull (he said proudly as the person who found him wen he hatched told him because we can sat were egg acftually come from(yogarp)

[22:49:05] Special Operations: lays flat on his stomach on a towel waiting and looks up at luke. "That's great, I want to go there" (yogarp)

[22:49:31] Special Operations: "oh ok"

[22:49:32] • +Lawful Evil looks at luke with reverence "my grandfather once went there, he died there though :(" he pulls off another flawless yoga pose

[22:50:17] Luke(thegreninja: The shiny eevee then dos five continousus spinsand ballences with no feat on ground and then jumps and then lands perfectly(yogarp)

[22:50:29] +lizie ☂: She sticks needles into Barry faster than lightning, it barely hurt because her fingertips carried the dexterity of a goddess. "Okay, listen up my beloved pupils.." (yogarP_

[22:50:47] • +Lawful Evil applauds luke "young one would you like to learn the way of a yoga master such as myself?" (yogarp)

[22:51:28] Luke(thegreninja: Soon xander then just jumped and fell on a shelve hitting his head RLY hard

[22:51:31] Special Operations: felt a few thin things entering his back and doesn't know what's going on, he doesn't know whether to cry or not (yogarp)

[22:51:36] Special Operations: "omg xander r u ok"

[22:51:45] +Lawful Evil: "do i need to call an ambulance"

[22:52:18] +lizie ☂: She pulls out all of the needles, and suddenly Barry feels like he took a bath in the tears of arceus. She then disposes of the needles properly, since she valued sanitary practices. (yogarp)

[22:52:56] Special Operations: "oh man that feels great. you know who doesn't feel great? Luke(thegreninja that's who." (yogarp)

[22:52:56] +Lawful Evil: "Lizie you might need to perform some acupuncture on this young man over here" he points to luke while floating because of meditating so hard

[22:52:57] Luke(thegreninja: There was big scratch in the bsck off that eevees head and i mean HUGE(yogarp)

22:53:14] +lizie ☂: "Listen closely, my pupils." (yogarp)

[22:53:55] +Lawful Evil: "Im listening homie." (yogarp)

[22:53:56] +lizie ☂: "I am about to show you a secret yoga move, carried down from generation to generation." (yogarp)

[22:54:16] Luke(thegreninja: I feel perfect (then the eevee jumped doing 17 continuous perfect landings(yogarp)

[22:54:16] Special Operations: "sweet I am ready to see" (yogarp)

[22:55:07] • +Lawful Evil waits for the glorious yoga move

[22:55:08] +lizie ☂: "This move brings healing, like the alolan exeggutor it mimics in the process. We take in the sun like they do from their lofty and high branches, almost as if we are powering ourselves with the same chlorophyll they use." She stands up very straight. (yogarp)

[22:55:27] • +Lawful Evil stands up as well feeling one with the alolan exeggutor "exeggutor" (yogarp)

[22:55:54] Luke(thegreninja: The eevee does the same quickly on both back feet ONLY(yogarp)

[22:55:57] +lizie ☂: "Because when we try this move, we are truly grounded. I demonstrate, the yoga pose, alolan exeggutor." She stands up very straight, closing her eyes and inhaling. (yogarp)

[22:55:59] • Special Operations is amazed (yogarp)

[22:56:49] • +Lawful Evil stands up even straighter, so straight that he changes sexual orientations "wow im really feeling this yoga move" (yogarp)

[22:57:40] • Special Operations stands up very straight (yogarp)


[22:57:57] +Lawful Evil: "Thats hot"

[22:58:19] Luke(thegreninja: Xander stands so straight u can hear a crack come from his bafk(yogarp)

[22:58:19] +lizie ☂: "Try it yourself, my new student." She says to Barry. "The experience is elusive, the feelings are fleeting. You will never feel the same as before, and each attempt always brings a new flurry of emotions." (yogarp)

[23:00:15] • Special Operations stands as straight as he possibly can, feeling like an alolan execcutor, then feeling like a girl from an anime, a dog, and finally an angry lifeguard screaming at kids for running. He opens his eyes "I feel it"

[23:00:50] • +Lawful Evil "Flow like the water" he strikes a pose "swift as the wind" he does a backflip "as hot as the fire" he does a perfect exeggutor impression "im REALLY FEELING it" (yogarp)

[23:01:07] Special Operations: "NggggHHGH I'm feeling IT" (yogarp_

[23:01:30] +Lawful Evil: "oraoraoraora are you FEELING IT?"

[23:01:55] +lizie ☂: "The both of you are doing excellent." She smiled proudly, her eyes dampening with tears. "Alright, I shall treat you two to a nutritious meal, for the extraordinary work." She relaxes from her pose, going back to her suitcase. (yogarp)

[23:02:35] • +Lawful Evil relaxes, sinking to the floor in his meditation pose "of course not xander... the iris sees all" (yogarp)\

[23:03:21] • Special Operations lays flat on his stomach waiting for some nutritional goodness (yogarp)

[23:03:35] +Lawful Evil: "Feed me the nutrients" (yogarp)

[23:03:47] +Lawful Evil: "i crave that mineral...."

[23:03:53] Luke(thegreninja: Did u forget me (xander asks crying)(yogarp)

[23:04:10] +Lawful Evil: "Of course not" (Luke(thegreninja)

[23:04:16] +lizie ☂: "Of course I didn't forget, Xander." She takes out three plates from the suitcase, and slices of bread, a green fruit, and a vegan egg substitute. "Avocado egg toast." (yogarp)

[23:04:52] Luke(thegreninja: I cant get down from standing help plz(xander asks crying from pain(yogarp)

[23:05:06] • Special Operations tries not to laugh (yogarp)

[23:05:34] +lizie ☂: She didn't mention vegan, because she felt that vegetarian should have already been apart of their lifestyle. Anything otherwise, felt cruel to the rest of the pokemon species. Displaying the dexterity she's shown before, she prepares four of the meals for the group. (yogarp)

[23:05:35] • +Lawful Evil helps luke from his pose gently "learn from the pain" he then beats the shit out of luke "you must learn to use the pain if you are to learn yoga from me" (yogarp

[23:06:19] Luke(thegreninja: Xanders back cracks 4 times as xander stopped crying(yogarp)

[23:06:56] • +Lawful Evil hands luke some herbal gluten free vegan earl gray horse milk tea "now drink this my child" (yogarp)

[23:07:08] • Special Operations watches lizie prepare food, wondering if it is vegan. his mom forced him to be vegan as a child but he didn't want to be vegan. thus he had contracted ptsd (yogarp)

[23:07:13] Luke(thegreninja: Luke does as he was told

[23:07:37] +Lawful Evil: "Very good."

[23:08:17] +lizie ☂: She hands Barry his portion, and then deals it to Chron and Luke. "Sate your hunger, children. Unfortunately the powers of yoga do not expand into nourishment. We must retreat to these healthy meals for the proper nutrients." (yogarp)

[23:08:49] Special Operations: "MMMMN this is good" (yogarp)

[23:09:22] +Lawful Evil: "thats somw good shit right there(chorus: right there)" (yogarp)

[23:09:52] Special Operations: "this is TOO good" feels his tummy wummy rumbly tumbly "I think I need to use the bathroom"

[23:10:22] +lizie ☂: "Thank you, it is indeed a delicacy. I thank Gary for showing me the true wonders of this fruit." She said, mocking the tones of an aristocrat who'd do the same with a glass of wine. (yogarp)

[23:10:39] +Lawful Evil: "The loo is out left" he pointes to a clump of grass a few yards away (yogarp)

[23:12:01] Special Operations: runs like a man running away from corrupt staff to the loo but trips on tall grass, causing him to fall and cry. his stomach felt like boiling lava (yogarp)

[23:12:50] +lizie ☂: "How has life been for you, Gary?" The glameow sighed after finishing her toast, reminiscing of the flavors. She carefully shut her suitcase, and began to clean up. Though she had gold digging tendencies, she loved the planet and well being. (yogarp)

[23:13:06] Luke(thegreninja: Xander then just went outback and went to bathroom without ppl watching

[23:13:24] • Special Operations was already at the outback but was hidden from xander (yogarp)

[23:13:54] • +Lawful Evil "its been very good, you know, i have been traveling all over teaching people my wisdom." he sips from his tea very wisely

[23:14:57] Special Operations: although he was watching his companion luke secretly, it was never not a time to nail an expert yoga pose

[23:15:46] +lizie ☂: "A lovely thought." She said, stepping back to admire her quick clean up. The yoga mats had been rolled up properly, plates and food waste returned to trash bins in the park. "Is our work done today, Gary?"

[23:15:54] Luke(thegreninja: Xander then went back and then sat scratched his ear its been a good dsy(yogarp)

[23:16:22] • +Lawful Evil scratches his chin wisely "i was thinking of inviting these two pupils into our travels, they have great potential you know" (yogarp)

[23:17:16] Special Operations: he entered the loo, preparing to do what he needed to do. however, he also needed to do yoga at the same time. he was conflicted but determined. sitting on the toilet backwards, he stretches his legs up high, his thighs touching his face.

[23:17:16] Special Operations: he had just pulled off an impossible yoga pose (yogarp)

[23:17:18] Luke(thegreninja: The eevee then struke some expert jump and then one paw stands

[23:17:47] +lizie ☂: "I suppose our guild could benefit from the addition of these two members." Her curly tail wrapped around the handle of her suitcase, as she readied herself for travel. "We can invite them after we deal our current wages though." (Lawful Evil)

[23:18:37] Luke(thegreninja: Xander then came up scratching his head)what u two talkin about?(yogarp)

[23:18:56] • +Lawful Evil nods while spying out of the corner of his eye Barry pulling off a mega epic yoga pose "that barry has potential especially" he looks to Luke. "we were thinking of inviting you and Barry to our yoga guild" (yogarp)

[23:19:19] Special Operations: exited the loo, feeling like a proud and accomplished man. he came back to the other 3 yoga people "hi" (yogarp)

[23:19:28] Luke(thegreninja: Id love to join!!(he says happily(yogarp)

[23:19:57] • +Lawful Evil pats barry on the shoulder. "good job my son. after i saw you do that yoga pose, i had to ask, would you join our elite yoga guild and come on our travels with us?" (yogarp)

[23:19:57] +lizie ☂: She slides $25 to Gary, half of the profit she had made from today. "Excellent. And what about you, Barry. Would you like to entertain us in our guild?" (yogarp)

[23:20:21] Special Operations: "I would love to join" (yogarp)

[23:20:32] Luke(thegreninja: Can i join?(yogarp)

[23:20:47] +Lawful Evil: "you both may join. you are now officially part of the yoga guild" (yogarp)

[23:20:56] +Lawful Evil: "congrats!" he smiles

[23:21:42] • +Lawful Evil nods "Im glad to see youre so excited barry." (yogarp)

[23:21:52] Luke(thegreninja: Yay (he then strikes fifteen diferent one paw yoga stances(yogarp)

[23:22:16] • +Lawful Evil applauds luke's yoga poses. "i give it a 10" (yogarp)

[23:22:37] Luke(thegreninja: He then smiles

[23:22:38] +Lawful Evil: "now help me pack up our supplies, and i expect you guys to help carry some of it too" (yogarp)

[23:22:39] +lizie ☂: "Welcome to the sage woods yoga club, all three of you." She smiled happily. "We can deal with the paperwork later. All I hope is that you pass on the traditions of yoga and well being. I will return later, hopefully both of you will have taught one person the ways of yoga by then."

[23:22:40] +lizie ☂: She nods, walking off to the entrance of the clearing, suitcase in hand. (yogarp)

[23:23:11] Special Operations: packs up some supplies and carries some stuff. (yogarp)

[23:24:03] Luke(thegreninja: Xander picks up two bags and some on his back(yogarp)

[23:25:58] Luke(thegreninja: Xander follows quickly as he is a eevee after all and they are so fucking fast!!(yogarp)