gun generator

$name : gun generator
$author : kikinak
$description : The name says most. It can get some pretty silly results, but it's just for fun
$button : new gun

$tag
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9000 {50%}

$place
America
America
China
Russia
Russia
Murrica {25%}
Italy
Sweden
Japan
Mexico
France
Texas {50%}
the future by an alien race called the [[name|name]|[name|name|name]] {10%}

$name
y
ich
mir
z
x
wau
sho
chu
ti
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ss
sch
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wo
ph
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key
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gun
mel
ee

$gun
pistol
shotgun
rocketlauncher
machine-gun
smg
rifle
sniper rifle
chain-gun
mini-gun
cannon
hand-cannon

$ammo
explosive rounds
heat-seeking bullets
rubber bullets
tracer rounds
birdshot
buckshot
grapeshot
cannonballs
rockets
exploding chainsaws {25$}
9mm rounds
50mm rounds
tank bullets
whatever you can fit in the barrel {75%}
bullets enchanted with fire {50%}
bullets enchanted with lightning {50%}
bullets enchanted with ice {50%}
bullets that split when they hit something
armor-piercing bullets {75%}
lasers {75%}
hollow-point rounds
30 caliber bullets
boolets {15%}
[6|6.5|6.8] mm bullets
[7|7.62}] mm bullets

$firerate
slower than that of a snail {75%}
of [1-200] per second
of [1-200] per second
dependent entirely on how quickly you can pull the trigger
that lets it fire effectively infinitely each second {25%}
of 500 per minute
so slow you might as well be using a musket {75%}
that varies depending on what this switch is set at

$clipsize
only once before
twice before
6 times before
9 times before
20 times before
50 times before
200 times before
continuously for 5 seconds before
continuously for 12 seconds before
continuously for a minute before
infinitely without {25%}

$gunsize
fits in your pocket
is hand-held
weighs about [2-50] pounds
is pretty heavy, so you need to be rather strong to use it
really needs two people to hold it steady when firing
is pretty hard to carry by yourself
is reasonably sized
is three feet long
is as long as you are tall
needs to be mounted in order to fire
can really only be mounted on something like a tank or a battleship

$bonus
scope with 2x magnification
scope with 4x magnification
scope with 5x magnification
scope with 10x magnification
scope with 100x magnification
scope that can zoom in infinitely {25%}
laser-sight
[3-12] inch bayonet
[3-12] inch bayonet
bayonet longer than the gun itself {50%}
bayonet that may as well be a sword {25%}
flashlight taped to it
laser-pointer taped to it
quick-load mechanism
sweet paint-job
silencer
loudener {25%}

$price
25 cents
50 cents
a dollar
19.95
20 bucks
50 bucks
[5-1000] dollars
[5-1000] dollars
[5-1000] dollars
one million dollars {50%}
one billion dollars {50%}
your firstborn child {10%}

$description
This here's a [tag][tag][tag]-[tag][tag][tag]; made in [place]. It's classified as a [gun], though it fires [ammo] at a rate [firerate]. It can fire [clipsize] needing to be reloaded. It [gunsize] and it has a [bonus] on it. And the best part is: it will only cost you [price]!