Salt the fluffy

>Be a fluffy abuser
>Find a garden fluffy
>Shit these things are practically numb
>Get an idea
>Clip all it's plants off to it's cries of "Noooo"
>Cover it in salt
>Like give it a salt shower after a swim in nothing but salt
>Nothing will ever grow on this garden fluffy again
>Nothing will grow when it dies
>Garden fluffy is now a crying garden sculpture in a sand pit on your lawn