stop trying to save my computer

CTG: oh my god ten error messages just appeared on my screen one after the other
CTG: and then they all vanished
CTG: ... i really need a new computer
CGT: Scan for worms.
CTG: no i really think its just my computer being a pile of poop
CTG: its almost completely out of memory
CTG: the battery completely died the other day
FUU: 
CTG: now it has to be plugged in constantly
FUU: do you mean memory like hard disk space or ram
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CGT: BE HEALED.
CTG: ummm im not sure???
FUU: because ram is used dynamically and reset when you turn the computer off 
CTG: im pretty sure
CTG: its
CTG: memory in total
CTG: like
CTG: on the computer
CTG: as in how much space i have
FUU: probably means ram + swap then
CTG: um its not something thats
CTG: reset though
CGT: Back up your files.
CGT: Do it.
CTG: when i go to My Computer, my memory on C: is in the red
CTG: i dont have anything to back up my files
CTG: on
CGT: NOT GOOD.
CGT: NOT GOOD AT ALL.
FUU: your computer shouldn't be calling that memory
CGT: IT'S AN OOAAOAROROARRANGE.
CTG: then what the fuck is it
FUU: and usb sticks are pretty cheap go get one
CTG: im the one calling it memory dude
CTG: :smap:
CTG:  even
CTG: hey guess what
CTG: i have
CTG: no
CTG: money
CTG: like not even a little
CTG: and my family wont give me money
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CTG: the only expenses they pay for me is food and hygiene products
FUU: go mow someone's lawn?
CTG: and im too ill to leave the house
CTG: i had a job and was going to college but i had to quit both because of illness
FUU: huh
FUU: I can do my college work from home on the computer
CTG: half the teachers at my college didnt know how to work blackboard
CGT: I love the blackboard.
CGT: But I mean the real thing.
CTG: and every day i went in for classes there were students coming in that turned in their homework via blackboard and their homework never went through or the wrong assignment was up or SOMETHING
CTG: i know i didnt do too well in one of my online courses because the teacher kept putting up the wrong quizzes
CGT: And counting them?
CTG: yep
CGT: I hate when they do that.
CGT: Have done since the fifth grade, too.
CTG: "oh go study chapter ten and take the quiz" the only posted quiz is on chapter 17
CIG: watches
CIG: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
CTG: then i try to speed read chapter 17 and go try to take the test minutes before the deadline
CTG: teacher puts up an assignment with super vague directions
CTG: teacher also never answers emails
CGT: Okay.
CGT: Stop using that word.
CGT: Because that is not a "teacher".
CTG: my turned in assignment is of course done not how she wanted it so i get a poor grade
CTG: even though she never clarified how she wanted it even though i sent her emails :mspa":
CTG:  fuck
FUU: that's just a person trying to get paid and not caring about actually doing the job
CGT: Totally wrong. All of that.
CGT: Gives the seven good teachers that are left a bad name.
CTG: it was this prerequisite course on families and children and home economics and how people work
CGT: Oh, that's easy.
CTG: the book was huge and had like 70 chapters
CTG: and cost almost 200 dollars
CTG: and we had to write essays and do weird projects with shitty directions
CTG: she made us watch a video about parents breastfeeding their kids up to age 9 and it still gives me nightmares and then we had to write a 3-5 page essay on it
CGT: Okay no.
CGT: That's wrong...
CGT: "Mother's Milk" Is Now A Psychological Issue by Me
CGT: And the whole paper is analysis of the bad dreams.
CGT: Followed by an Appendix filled with three pages of "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"
CTG: but anyways back to my computer issues. when i go to My Computer it tells me how much space i have on C: and the meter is almost full. but i dont really care if i lose my shit all thats on here is artwork ive already posted
CGT: The problem is...
CGT: You just need air.
CGT: Programs need space to breathe.
CTG: im just trying to keep this laptop alive long enough to survive me moving in with my boyfriend
CGT: And make temporary files.
CGT: OH!
CTG: trust me, i clear it out as much as i can as often as i can
CTG: sometimes
CTG: SOMETIMES
CTG: the space meter turns blue
CTG: instead of red
CGT: You can has DVD-R drive?
CTG: yes???
CTG: why does it matter i already mentioned i have no fucking money
CGT: DVDs are cheap though.
CGT: Comparatively.
CTG: we barely have money for food
CTG: 
CGT: WELL I HAVE NOTHING ELSE.
CTG: ive already said idgaf about backing up my shit
CTG: yeesh
FUU: you can use dropbox to cloud backup stuff
CGT: That...
CTG: yes, i do use dropbox
FUU: aw 
CGT: Or you could put all your files in a folder called FUCKIT
CGT: And delete it without a qualm in the world.
CGT: Oh, something actually helpful.
CGT: How often do you install things you never use?
CTG: not often
CTG: i usually refuse to install things at all unless im going to use them
CGT: Well damn.
CTG: sometimes i have to pass up doing stuff with my friends because it involves downloading too many things
CTG: this is just a sony vaio from 2008
FUU: whoa
FUU: only from 2008
CTG: its really cruddy though
CTG: the touchpad doesnt work anymore
CTG: and my younger brother broke a few of the keyboard keys
CTG: i have both a USB keyboard and mouse plugged into it
CTG: for the past 3 years the battery has been slowly dying
FUU: is it a li-ion or
CTG: a what
FUU: lithium ion
CTG: i dont know??????
FUU: the battery
CTG: how the fuck would i know
CGT: Invert computer.
CGT: Open batt case.
CTG: um no
CGT: FORGET THAT.
CGT: Turn off first.
CTG: NO
CTG: im doing shit
CTG: christ allmighty
CGT: I didn't say do it NOW.
CGT: Geeezzzz.
FUU: you never looked at the bottom of your computer in all those years?
CTG: i have a few times
CTG: why the fuck do you think id give a shit to remember 
CGT: Because it's a computer.
CTG: ssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
CGT: And we're asking you.
FUU: computers are interesting
CTG: but
CTG: i dont
CTG: care
CTG: seriously
CTG: i dont
CTG: care!
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FUU: all the stickers on the bottom of my laptop have melted off
CTG: like i dont even want to get the battery replaced
CTG: i can handle just keeping the thing plugged in all the time
CTG: repairing this thing is a waste of money
CGT: That's how I do it.
CTG: because its a stupid piece of shit
CGT: I'm currently on my Inspiron from... 2007
FUU: acer aspire from 2009
CTG: and as long as i can use it for bare basics (see: internet; pesterchum) until i move in with my boyfriend(which should be within the next 6 months) idrgaf
FUU: oh
FUU: right
CTG: and once i move in with him hes getting us a nice computer
CTG: and then im uninstalling absofuckinglutely everything from this computer
CTG: except for skype and pesterchum
CTG: and this computer will become a glorified chat client
CGT: Netbook.
CTG: while i use the other computer for everything else
CTG: no im not buying a netbook
CTG: stop telling me to waste my money
FUU: buy a piece of land on the moon
CGT: face plum to both of you.