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  1. nWo voice:
  2. �The following announcement has been paid for by the New World Order��
  3.  
  4. Hollywood Hogan:
  5. �Ha!
  6. Ya know, it�s a tough job but somebody�s gotta do it!�
  7.  
  8. Kevin Nash:
  9. �People are wondering who�s going to be next?
  10. Don�t call us. We�ll call you.�
  11.  
  12. Scott Hall:
  13. �Yea it�s invitation only there, chicos!�
  14.  
  15. Hollywood Hogan:
  16. �Well ya talk about the MONEY.
  17. Ya talk about BEATING PEOPLE UP.
  18. Well it�s the NEW WORLD ORDER.
  19. And I hope it�s okay because there�s nothing you can do about it!�
  20.  
  21. Kevin Nash:
  22. �That�s right:
  23. Power,
  24. Fame,
  25. Money,
  26. and now, our own Corporation�
  27.  
  28. Scott Hall:
  29. �You know think about it N.W.O.
  30. We�re NEW.
  31. We�re taking over WORLD Championship Wrestling.
  32. And we�re giving all the ORDERS.�
  33.  
  34. Hollywood Hogan:
  35. �It�s the New Way, Is that okay?
  36. ... Billionaire Ted?�
  37.  
  38. Scott Hall:
  39. �You don�t like it,
  40. Come and fight it!
  41. Is WCW even going to put up a fight?
  42. Or are we just going to take it?�
  43.  
  44. Hollywood Hogan:
  45. �WE make the CHOICES!
  46. WAIT FOR THE CALL!�
  47.  
  48. Kevin Nash:
  49. >starts giggling uncontrollably<
  50.  
  51. Hollywood Hogan:
  52. �Ya know, Billionaire Ted
  53. >adopts camp voice<
  54. With all of Ted�s Horses
  55. And all of Ted�s Men
  56. Your not going to be able to put the Dubya Cee Dubya back together again.�
  57.  
  58. Scott Hall:
  59. �I see it like this�
  60. Everybody wants to know:
  61. �Who is next?�
  62. Look at the Third Man we delivered!
  63. Everybody wants to know:
  64. �Who�s going to be fourth?
  65. �Who�s going to be five?�
  66. �Is it another Outsider?�
  67.  
  68.  
  69. Hollywood Hogan:
  70. �Ahahahahahahahaha!
  71. Ahahahahahahahahaha!
  72. Ha!�
  73.  
  74. Scott Hall:
  75. �Or is it somebody right inside the CNN centre?�
  76.  
  77. Hollywood Hogan:
  78. �We don�t NEED you.
  79. We don�t WANT you.
  80. We�ll TAKE you, when we WANT to.�
  81.  
  82. Scott Hall:
  83. �Dees Dubya Cee Dubya guys,
  84. Dis Sting and Lex,
  85. They got soft.
  86. They living in Billionair Ted�s Country Club.
  87. >puts on Razor Ramon accent<
  88. Take.. a� look� at us!!!
  89.  
  90. >Hall and Nash take time out to pose<
  91.  
  92. We have to fight,
  93. Scratch,
  94. And Claw,
  95. For Everything we got.
  96. And boys�
  97. >points at camera<
  98. We want you!�
  99.  
  100. Kevin Nash:
  101. �I think the whole world wants to know one thing about Lex Luger�
  102. Hey, Lex:
  103. Whaddaya bench?
  104. Whaddaya bench, Lex?�
  105.  
  106. Hollywood Hogan:
  107. �Hahaha!
  108. Huh huh huh!! (fakes breathing problem)
  109. Ya know something?
  110. I almost forgot something that�s really important:
  111. On AUGUST 10th I�m wrestling The Giant!
  112. I FORGOT!
  113. It SLIPPED MY MIND!
  114. I mean the WCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE is on the line.
  115. That means, gentlemen,
  116. In one given night
  117. We get to BEAT UP
  118. The best that the Dubya Cee Dubya has, gentlemen!
  119. I find it quite
  120. >brief dramatic pause<
  121. IRONIC
  122. That the WCW could be so, so WEAK
  123. To BEG,
  124. To PLEAD,
  125. To CRY OUT
  126. To THE GIANT
  127. That he�s their LAST HOPE
  128. >closes hands in prayer<
  129. That he�s their ONLY CHANCE
  130. Of surviving the wrath of the NWO!
  131. On AUGUST 10th
  132. HOGWILD, Brother!
  133. On that night, The Outsiders
  134. Become The Insiders.
  135. And with FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND...
  136. BBBRRRR-BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBBBBBBBAAAA!!!
  137. >makes motorcycle gesture<
  138. Harley Davidsons
  139. By their side,
  140. The NWO will establish itself as the greatest wrestling organization on the Earth,
  141. BROTHER!�
  142.  
  143. Scott Hall:
  144. �Ya know, in Sturgis
  145. Me and Da Big Man,
  146. We gonna take care of a little Grudge Match.
  147. Ya know, Sting.
  148. You painted-face punk,
  149. You been whining and crying about how much you want us?
  150. You get your partner,
  151. You get Luger,
  152. You two punks, you get all pumped up,
  153. And chicos...
  154. Don�t Sing It,
  155. Bring It!�
  156.  
  157. Kevin Nash:
  158. �We call it Armageddon.
  159. The New Genesis has begun.
  160. It�s a New Beginning.
  161. The Beginning of the New World Order.�
  162.  
  163. Hollywood Hogan:
  164. �And on ONE GIVEN NIGHT,
  165. As you 'Two Amigos',
  166. DESTROY the TOP TALENT in tha� WCW,
  167. The Giant shall CRUMBLE,
  168. And FALL,
  169. At HULK HOGAN�S FEET!�
  170.  
  171. nWo voice:
  172. �The proceeding announcement has been paid for by the New World Order.�
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