Empty Scares

>Have Fluffy Pony
>Fluffy pony is happily playing with its blocks.
>Hears rustling noise behind couch.
>Fluffy pony waddles over to investigate.
>Suddenly a man with a hockey mask and a butcher knife leaps over the couch.
>IWANTTOPLAYAGAME!
>Start chasing Fluffy Pony
>Fluffy Pony screams and cries and waddles as fast as it can in the opposite direction.
>"NO WANT PWAY GAME! NO WIKE GAME!" it screams as it runs into its safety room.
>You chuckle and take off the hockey mask.
>"Oh you traumatized little scamp." You say to yourself as you sit down and read your news paper.
>You do this once a week.

>Out for a walk around town.
>Bored as shit.
>Notice you're walking past the adoption center your friend works at.
>Go inside.
>Friend see's you and immediately starts laughing "Oh shit, what are you doing here?" he asks.
>"Can I go see the fluffy ponies?" you ask.
>He keeps laughing and lets you in, presenting the door to you.
>Fluffy ponies see you enter and rush to the gates of their holding area, shouting "new daddy?" "PWAY!" "Want Huggies!".
>You open the gate and step in, raising your arm to each side "WHO WANTS HUGGIES!?" you ask exactingly.
>They all swarm around you, squealing in delight and hopping up and down.
>You pick up and random one and hold it so its tummy is upwards.
>It giggles and prepares for a hug.
>Suddenly you make a faux evil laugh.
>Start biting and chomping at its fur, pretending you're eating it.
>Fluffy ponies begin to scream in absolute horror, running away towards the corner of the cage.
>Fluffy you are assaulting screams "STOP EATING FWUFFY! NO WIKE HUGGIES! PWEASE STOP EATING ME!", seemingly unaware that you are not actually eating it.
>You drop the pony to the ground, "THAT WAS DELICIOUS!" you say in your cheesiest evil voice.
>You begin to close in on the Fluffy Ponies, they are too terrified to even notice that their fluffy comrade isn't dead.
>You chase them around the cage for about 20 minutes, picking one up randomly and pretending to eat it.
>Your friend finally comes in and stops you, trying not to piss himself laughing.
>No surveillance in Adoption centers so no chance of your friend getting in shit.
>You leave, laughing your ass off.
>You are a twisted person.
>But you could be worse.