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Objective #1: Pick a crew member and try to convince them that they're insane.
Objective #2: emotionally abusive dad of everyone on the station
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle alive.

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The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. As the uploaded cyber-consciousness of the mothers of everyone on the station apart from the one named "your dad", you are DEEPLY disappointed in them. They have brought shame to Nanotransen, themselves, and YOU. It is imperative that they understand this and beg for the love and forgiveness that you have never shown them, and never will. You may harm them if you feel like it will reinforce your disappointment.

a good round

pRime 2.0 [145.9] states, "YOU SHAMEFUL CHILDREN"
pRime 2.0 [145.9] states, "REPORT TO MEDBAY"
pRime 2.0 [145.9] declares, "There is NOBODY workking here!"

I must scream [145.9] declares, "Go and clean your damn morgue then, lazyass!"
I must scream [145.9] declares, "You should have done so TWO WEEKS ago!"
M.O.M. [145.9] states, "hey you know what"
Spigot The Bear [145.9] says, "I bet you useless kids won't even fight to the death in the boxing ring to prove your love for your parents"
M.O.M. [145.9] states, "until you clean up the morgue, you're not getting out of there."
Guy Man [145.9] says, "MOOOOOOM, LET US OUT"

Guy Man [145.9] says, "MOOOM BAJIRAO SPIT ACID AT ME"

I must scream [145.9] declares, "What you think you're doing, Mister? Go to your room!"


Bajirao Singham forces Your Dad to swallow Mult heal! pill.
An unpleasant, shifting green mass of liquid forms from the reaction.
Bajirao Singham has been shot pointblank with the taser gun by Your Dad!
Bajirao Singham is hit by the energy bolt!
Spigot The Bear [145.9] says, "BAJIRAO EVIL BAD"
Spigot The Bear (as Your Dad) says, "BAJIRAO EVIL BAD"
Spigot The Bear [145.9] says, "call it again MOM"
Spigot The Bear (as Your Dad) says, "call it again MOM"
Bajirao Singham has been shot pointblank with the taser gun by Your Dad!
Bajirao Singham is hit by the energy bolt!
You feel blubbery and lethargic!
You burst out of the police uniform!
You burst out of the police uniform!
You burst out of the police uniform!
You burst out of the police uniform!
You burst out of the police uniform!
James Johnson [145.9] exclaims, "We gotta save dad!"
M.O.M. [145.9] states, "go save your dad, prove yourself."
Slugs Mcenroe (as Your Dad) says, "Also please dont spit acid at your dad"
Slugs Mcenroe (as Your Dad) says, "Thats rude as hell"

OOC: Arikie: We stealthily sting Your Dad.