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- >You are Anonymous.
- >And you hungered!
- >You hungered because you were a Tarrasque, so it was only natural.
- >But you were no ordinary Tarrasque!
- >No sir, you had smarts!
- >Some fancy pants wizard cast a strange spell on you and suddenly, you understood things clearly.
- >You knew things you never had known before.
- >You were no longer a mindless beast content to sleep in a hole.
- >You were aware that you had no name.
- >You were aware of what you were.
- >And you suddenly knew what that emptiness inside you was that you were trying to fill.
- >It was HUNGER!!!
- >So, as a thank you, you ate the wizard and everything you saw.
- >You have been doing so for the last few days.
- >But the hunger would not go away!
- >Hmm...maybe if you ate that city over there you wouldn't be so hungry.
- >You shifted your massive bulk and lumbered over towards the city, eating anything that got in your way.
- >Just before you got to the city, a man in a pointy hat is positioned right where you were walking.
- >No matter, you'll eat him like the rest.
- >You continue to lumber forward until you hit something.
- >It feels like a wall but nothing is there.
- >You pushed against the invisible wall with your hands, but nothing happened.
- >The man must be another wizard.
- >”Tarrasques really are that stupid, huh?”
- >You feel indignant about being called stupid.
- “Calling someone stupid is a sign of ignorance.”
- >The wizard looks at you with a shocked expression.
- >”It can speak?!”
- “I'm not an 'it'. I'm a Tarrasque. And you are annoying. Move or be devoured.”
- >The wizard looked panicked and appeared to be drawing in arcane energy for a spell.
- >You cared little.
- >Those spellslingers lobbed spells at you all the time and they usually bounced right back at them.
- >The ones that did hit didn't even hurt.
- >You start wailing on the invisible wall until it goes away a few minutes later.
- >Lumbering up to the wizard, you decide to rub his eminent digestion in his face.
- “You had your chance to run spellcaster. Now be devoured!”
- >As you open your maw and lunge towards the wizard, the wizard casts a spell directly into your mouth.
- >Suddenly, everything goes dark and you start falling.
- >You tumbled through the darkness for what felt like hours.
- >Suddenly, you felt ground beneath your feet again and your eyes were assaulted by bright sunlight.
- >You squinted until your eyes adjusted.
- >Once you were used to the amount of light, you took in your surroundings.
- >It was a vast expanse of grasslands with a singular tall mountain in the distance.
- >There was also a very large grouping of clouds directly overhead.
- >What appeared to be oddly shaped birds flew continuously to and from the clouds.
- >You couldn't eat clouds, so you set off towards the mountain.
- >Surely you could find something along the way there to eat.
- >You lumbered onwards for a few hours until you came across something odd.
- >You hadn't noticed it before, but there were two metal rails laid into the ground on wooden timbers.
- >You pause to wonder what it is when you feel the ground vibrate.
- >You look around to see what could be causing the vibrations when you see something in the distance.
- >It looks like some sort of large metal box being pulled by small horses.
- >Judging from where the rails were going and which direction the strange thing was traveling from, you guessed that the thing was traveling on the rails.
- >Well, this made things easier.
- >You straddled the rail and waited for the thing to come towards you, salivating in anticipation of something to devour.
- >Soon enough, the thing got closer and the small horses looked like they were trying to stop what they were pulling.
- >Whatever it is, it must weigh a lot because it wasn't stopping.
- >More good news for you.
- >You dug your claws into the dirt and opened your maw wide.
- >As the thing draws ever closer to you, you notice something about it.
- >There were several more boxes being pulled behind the front box.
- >You definitely bit off more than you could chew.
- >But not more than you could eat.
- >The four tiny horses are the first to enter your maw followed by the first metal box and half of the second.
- >You try swallowing the boxes and eating more, but you were too slow.
- >The remaining boxes slammed into you and sent you toppling over.
- >Quickly getting back to your feet, you see that there are more tiny horses trying to get out of the boxes.
- >Oh good, your diet could use more protein.
- >You lumber over and started devouring the boxes and their occupants, heedless of their cries for help.
- >If anything, their screams for help only made you hungrier.
- >So, you ate faster.
- >And faster.
- >Until there was only one metal box left.
- >Ripping the box apart, you found that there was only two tiny horses in this car.
- >It was one larger horse with wings and one smaller horse with wings.
- >They were holding each other and staring up at you with looks of terror on their faces.
- >You would question why horses had wings, but you were going to eat them anyways, so it didn't matter.
- >You lunge at them with your mouth agape and chomp down.
- >The fluttering of wings off to your left tells you that you missed.
- >You look and see the two winged horses from before flying towards the solitary mountain.
- >The chase begins.
- >You sprint off after the two flying horses, keeping pace with them.
- >It was a long way to the mountain and you were fairly sure the flying horses would get tired before you did.
- “Come on Rumble! Keep up! That thing will eat you if you don't hurry!”
- >”I'm trying bro! I'm going as fast as I can!”
- >You are Thunderlane.
- >And you were currently flying for your lives.
- >You and your little brother were being chased by a gigantic...something!
- >Whatever this thing was, it ate the train you were riding on.
- >And it probably ate everypony on it except you two.
- >You had to get to the nearest town to warn everypony about this thing.
- >It was big and it was fast and it was....BIG!
- >“Stop running little ones. I only want to eat you.”
- >AND IT CAN TALK!!!
- ”Rumble! Hurry up!”
- >You didn't hear an answer.
- “RUMBLE!”
- >You looked behind you and didn't see your little brother.
- >”Up here!”
- >You look up to see Rumble perched on top of a cloud in the distance.
- >Oh right. You could fly up and avoid the monster.
- >Why didn't you do that before?
- >Flying faster than before, you fly upwards and land on the cloud next to Rumble.
- “Haha! Can't get us up here you monst-AAAH!”
- >The two of you fly off the cloud just in time to avoid being swallowed whole.
- “IT CAN JUMP! REALLY HIGH!”
- >”Come on! We gotta get to Cloudsdale and warn somepony!”
- >The two of you took off towards Cloudsdale to warn somepony about this monster.
- >It looks like the two winged horses are flying up to the large group of clouds.
- >And apparently they call themselves ponies.
- >Interesting.
- >What's even more interesting is that the ponies could stand on top of clouds.
- >They must be wizards too.
- >You liked wizards because they tasted the best.
- >Warriors were tough and stringy.
- >But wizards were nice and tender.
- >And there was a gigantic cloud up there full of them.
- >But the trick was getting UP there.
- >The cloud mass was relatively low to the ground and not too far away.
- >Perhaps if you built a ramp you could launch yourself up there?
- >Time to put this idea into action.
- >Grabbing some of the leftovers of the metal boxes, you pressed and worked them together to form a scoop of sorts.
- >Then you set about making a ramp made from dirt.
- >After a few minutes, you had a respectably sized earthen ramp pointed right at the big cloud.
- >You even angled the ramp to point above the mass of clouds to account for drop due to gravity.
- >Damn you were smart now.
- >Lumbering a fair distance away from the start of the ramp, you lined yourself up for your leap.
- >Then, you lunge forward with all the speed you can muster as the scenery disappears in a blur of speed.
- >When you hit the top of the ramp, you jumped with all your might and soared into the air.
- >You looked down and saw that there were buildings made out of clouds on top of the massive cloud.
- >So, as you fell, you aimed your massive bulk for one of the larger ones.
- >You could already taste the wizard pony flesh.
- ---ELSEWHERE IN CLOUDSDALE---
- >Today is just another boring day in the Rainbow Factory.
- >All day long, all you did was make sure the mix was right for the vats of the prismatic fluid.
- >You glanced at the display to find that, surprise, the mix was the same.
- >Such is the boring life of Cloud Kicker.
- >Suddenly, something massive crashes through the ceiling of the factory and eats the vat of rainbow fluid.
- >You just sat there looking at the hole in the cloud where the vat used to sit.
- >Suddenly you wish today was boring again.
- ---ANON'S PERSPECTIVE---
- >You ate something that tasted like skittles.
- >You don't even know what skittles are, but if they taste like this, you want more.
- >You sprint back to the ramp and repeat the process, this time aiming for a different building in hopes of getting more of the skittles water.
- >No dice.
- >Just wizard ponies.
- >They tasted really good, but they didn't come close to the skittles water.
- >You repeat the process on another building.
- >More pony wizards.
- >You repeated the process again and again until there was nothing left of the massive cloud.
- >You look to the skies and saw a massive swarm of the wizard ponies flying off in every direction.
- >Well, you couldn't reach them with the ramp so there was no use worrying about them.
- >You shifted your mass back towards the lone mountain and continued lumbering on.
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