Jinko Prison Mob Boss

What if I sneak into a single mg home/lair and hide out there

she'll kick you out for thinking you're going to steal her stuff or probably keep you there after reporting to the authorities so they'll put you in jail.
but not that medieval jail where the warden rapes you when no one's around, it's one of those facilities, the government is testing, where they put together criminal men and monster girls together since they're practically equally strong.

>co-ed prison
>showering next to an oni inmate
>"Oopsie daisy, I dropped my soap! Looks like I have to bend over to pick it up!"
>you know she's going to beat the shit out of you later if you ignore her

>be prisoner
>only inside for j-walking while a virgin
>get marked by the scarred buff jinko mob boss.
>payed off the warden to move you to the same cell.
>even played off to get "special" 1 on 1 shower time.

>scarred buff jinko mob boss.
Fuck. I hope she keeps me as her bitch once she's out.

You're her marked cum dispenser for life (re: husband). There is no way she would let you leave her.

>Implying she doesn't have a multiple lifetime sentences
>Implying she won't plant false evidence on you and get more time added onto your sentence
>Implying she isn't running her gang from inside prison and can get whatever she wants
You think coed monster girl prisons do weddings?

Wouldn't she eventually arrange to get released so she can raise her future daughters better and give them a chance to have good education? Even a ruthless criminal wouldn't want her children to grow up to be dumb thugs.

>eventually after 25 years you both get released.
>just happen to get her pregnant a month before.
>reason was "good behaviour".
>no real plan to call out the bullshit and just roll with it.
>live out the rest of your days together raising a big family at her secret villa.