twitch.tv/stereotonetim 2017-12-12 [06:29] - d4244609-604b-4449-b859-33dda081dcfd.mpeg

[06:29:16] koolman9921: Is it safe to use a plunger to unclog ears?
[06:29:45] kevin1760: melatonin teeth timClip
[06:29:59] bananaburger: oh i thought you were brushing your teeth and i felt like saying something stupid
[06:30:18] bananaburger: darn
[06:30:26] bananaburger: close enough
[06:30:28] disguised22: Tim doesn't have teeth
[06:30:29] metaconstruct: blahhhhh
[06:30:32] bananaburger: i get called the wrong name all the time
[06:30:48] metaconstruct: tofu it up
[06:30:55] metaconstruct: TOFU IT UP
[06:30:56] koolman9921: It seems like youre always eating out
[06:31:23] anonymousv8: i see butts
[06:31:29] gashapon: Maybe you should consider having a salad every now and then.
[06:31:36] kevin1760: 2am chinese is the best
[06:31:56] disguised22: How much do you weigh Tim?
[06:31:59] disguised22: 130?
[06:32:05] kevin1760: 420 pounds timClip
[06:32:10] sungiant_: did you sleep well tim
[06:32:18] bananaburger: i do too
[06:32:21] koolman9921: Just hire a chef to cook for you
[06:32:29] popipon: didn't you go to sleep
[06:32:31] koolman9921: 150 isnt bad
[06:32:32] bananaburger: i used to weight 135 and i was ok with that weight
[06:32:36] sungiant_: wow what a surprise who could have seen that coming
[06:32:37] popipon: it's only been like 5 hours
[06:32:47] metaconstruct: dude i weigh like 135, its not great
[06:32:48] keajade: hooray, now i can be amused at work. I'm stuck here until 5am.
[06:32:50] bananaburger: weigh*
[06:32:51] metaconstruct: im just a skeleton
[06:32:54] sungiant_: i was 135 when i was 15
[06:32:57] sungiant_: feels bad man
[06:33:00] bananaburger: yeah well i liked being a skeleton
[06:33:01] kiimosabe: Hi everyone! how's it going?
[06:33:02] kevin1760: Hire someone to sleep for you
[06:33:03] popipon: I'll show you sleep
[06:33:04] willster132: Eye wand two dye
[06:33:05] arhowe: D:
[06:33:07] bananaburger: now i'm just flabby and have stretch marks
[06:33:08] willster132: That’s how
[06:33:09] sungiant_: i slept for like 3 hours so im doing alright thbanks for asking
[06:33:12] metaconstruct: i'm 6 2 lol
[06:33:15] sungiant_: mmm stretch marks those are fun
[06:33:17] disguised22: I way 215 and it hasn't changed in years
[06:33:21] disguised22: weigh
[06:33:22] jencis0: school is draining my soul. Idk how u do grad science school, tim
[06:33:25] metaconstruct: I WIN
[06:33:25] sungiant_: i didnt even stretch but i got stretch markszx
[06:33:29] willster132: I’m six foot
[06:33:40] koolman9921: 145lb 5ft 7
[06:33:42] disguised22: Stable weight is good I guess
[06:33:44] sungiant_: how are you alive
[06:33:46] kiimosabe: 6' 4"
[06:33:51] sungiant_: does a strong wind blow you over
[06:33:57] metaconstruct: im not alive
[06:34:08] jencis0: you're still alive tho!
[06:34:11] ehtna: meta you need to eat some pizzas stat
[06:34:22] metaconstruct: all i do is eat pizzas. it's not great
[06:34:27] jencis0: I love yew tim
[06:34:28] ehtna: eat more
[06:34:30] koolman9921: Have you tried going for walks?
[06:34:39] metaconstruct: SORRY
[06:34:46] popipon: break out the big guns and eat prepared lasagna
[06:34:47] sungiant_: walks in balitmore are called stabbings
[06:34:51] kiimosabe: you need some milk
[06:34:52] kevin1760: LUL
[06:34:59] koolman9921: Banquet tv dinners
[06:35:06] disguised22: You mean riots @sungiant_
[06:35:15] koolman9921: They're usually frozen Tim
[06:35:18] arhowe: was it rubbery calamari
[06:35:18] sungiant_: calimary is very hit or miss
[06:35:23] kevin1760: Baltimore is known for its 1am Calamari timClip
[06:35:26] metaconstruct: calamari not bad if the place isnt bad
[06:35:32] sungiant_: also calamari because im illiterate
[06:35:33] koolman9921: with a sell by date of 2010
[06:35:36] gashapon: it's probably microwaved
[06:35:49] sungiant_: gnarly
[06:35:55] sungiant_: its not a fish tho is it
[06:35:55] disguised22: I don't trust seafood from subpar sources
[06:35:57] kiimosabe: whatever happened to Brasonic???
[06:36:02] sungiant_: pity party
[06:36:07] taggenjuskor: mood
[06:36:14] sungiant_: youre feeling pity for him, but hes feeling pity for you at the same time
[06:36:16] jencis0: job goals
[06:36:23] sungiant_: pity fiesta
[06:36:26] gashapon: that's mid life crisis material right there
[06:36:34] metaconstruct: thaaaaaaaaaaaaats pity
[06:36:37] sungiant_: hes putting his kid through school
[06:36:39] sungiant_: wow
[06:36:43] koolman9921: How was the stream last night? Need to catch up on past streams
[06:36:44] disguised22: That's flirting
[06:36:47] sungiant_: that was worth some shitty calamari
[06:36:48] coachruin: hey tim great streams this last weekend
[06:37:02] sungiant_: stop whining about bad calamari when you get 25 dollars of free food
[06:37:04] ehtna: go dine in and make friends
[06:37:09] metaconstruct: ^^^^
[06:37:14] kevin1760: Dine-in and get $25 of Calamari
[06:37:15] jencis0: great job, Tim. keep up the great work! Right back at you!
[06:37:27] sungiant_: oh noooooooooo
[06:37:30] sungiant_: 25 free dollars
[06:37:32] sungiant_: oh noooooooooooooo
[06:37:33] disguised22: Going places with people is bad
[06:37:40] ehtna: poll
[06:37:42] metaconstruct: you could make cephalopod friends
[06:37:45] metaconstruct: and then eat them
[06:37:49] sungiant_: veintecinco
[06:37:50] sungiant_: so
[06:37:51] kevin1760: You fit right in
[06:37:52] ehtna: tim you're italian
[06:37:53] sungiant_: youre stodgy
[06:37:54] bananaburger: but you could work for the mob
[06:37:55] disguised22: Is it a money laundering place?
[06:37:56] koolman9921: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
[06:37:56] ehtna: why do you hate your legacy?
[06:37:57] taggenjuskor: sounds like my house
[06:38:00] sungiant_: your last name is troppol
[06:38:07] disguised22: Maybe it was an invitation to join the mob
[06:38:17] sungiant_: walk in say ayyyy its cousin troppoli
[06:38:20] kevin1760: Is the restaurant located in Flavor Town? timCLip
[06:38:23] kevin1760: timCLip
[06:38:25] sungiant_: for free
[06:38:26] kevin1760: timClip
[06:38:27] anonymousv8: all dishes there are 26 dollars
[06:38:27] sungiant_: its free
[06:38:30] sungiant_: free dollars
[06:38:33] sungiant_: free ninety nine
[06:38:52] sungiant_: its gas money cost
[06:38:53] taggenjuskor: sungiant are you the delivery guy
[06:38:57] sungiant_: shut up tim get your bad food
[06:38:59] sungiant_: god i wish
[06:39:05] metaconstruct: just go in and be overtly jersey italian
[06:39:05] ehtna: can you get a meal for 25?
[06:39:07] koolman9921: Just keep saying " I'm walking here" when walking behind someone
[06:39:11] sungiant_: im blind
[06:39:12] jencis0: get the food and review it in your car
[06:39:32] metaconstruct: oh nooooooooooo
[06:39:33] lokiry: was it a good carrot
[06:39:36] bananaburger: heh
[06:39:38] sungiant_: the only drugs im addicted to are sad pills
[06:39:43] koolman9921: Troppoli Eats
[06:39:54] jencis0: Eating Show
[06:40:00] kiimosabe: tim is my addiction
[06:40:00] metaconstruct: would you wear a mask on camera
[06:40:00] willster132: MERM 😍
[06:40:02] kevin1760: Rub the calamari on your lips timClip
[06:40:02] taggenjuskor: @sungiant_ oh shit thanks for the reminder i havent taken mine
[06:40:04] disguised22: All food reviews make me really depressed
[06:40:04] metaconstruct: and if so, what mask
[06:40:06] anonymousv8: buy that food tray for the car you saw
[06:40:26] koolman9921: Don't forgot to place a roach in your car so the camara can catch it
[06:40:31] sungiant_: np i do that all the time
[06:40:33] bananaburger: you'd have to do it ashens style and just show your hands
[06:40:33] gashapon: make sure you have some catchphrase like "right back at you guys"
[06:40:37] kevin1760: THe roach would be the best sidekick
[06:40:37] sungiant_: yeah if theres no roach in your car dont bother
[06:40:37] raynor_ex: wear a baclava
[06:40:45] disguised22: We've already seen the rest of your body
[06:40:50] ehtna: look, just say the cave story hold on was the teaser for your face
[06:40:51] skelex: wear a white morph suit
[06:40:53] sungiant_: do it over the shoulder
[06:40:56] raynor_ex: backalava
[06:40:58] kiimosabe: baklava vs balaclava
[06:40:59] sungiant_: mount the camera on the seat, looking down
[06:41:03] raynor_ex: sorry, not greek
[06:41:04] sungiant_: at your lap
[06:41:08] jencis0: eyyyy mamma mia
[06:41:14] boatson_houghes: what, is your face like quazimotto or something?
[06:41:20] koolman9921: Figlio Di Putana
[06:41:20] metaconstruct: it is
[06:41:29] bananaburger: i dont think i have a culture or ethnicity
[06:41:35] sungiant_: tim had a tragic accident when he was a child
[06:41:35] anonymousv8: you got to tell us in advance what you are cooking so we can buy the same materials
[06:41:36] taggenjuskor: youll post pics of yourself in a zero suit samus suit but wont show your face
[06:41:45] sungiant_: my culture is white thank you very much
[06:41:53] sungiant_: it doesnt get any more in depth than that
[06:41:57] taggenjuskor: same
[06:41:58] boatson_houghes: racial culture is overrated
[06:41:58] disguised22: My culture is sad
[06:42:00] bananaburger: yeah thats basically me too
[06:42:11] ehtna: but yea tim, do a christmas cooking stream
[06:42:11] jencis0: mi chiamo jenciso. ho venti cinque anni e ho moltissimo fame
[06:42:12] thesilentjester: if you were born and raised in the states youre not really italian though
[06:42:12] gashapon: If Bob can show his face, you can too.
[06:42:13] taggenjuskor: 100 percent mayoblood
[06:42:13] metaconstruct: i n t e r n e t
[06:42:16] metaconstruct: c u l t u r e
[06:42:26] bananaburger: meems
[06:42:30] sungiant_: its not even an interesting type of mayo its just like store brand mayo
[06:42:39] koolman9921: Just say oh minchia instead of oh fuck. Than you'll be one step closer to becoming Italian
[06:42:47] taggenjuskor: mama mia
[06:42:47] kitty49: How goes the puyo?
[06:42:48] disguised22: New joisay
[06:42:50] bananaburger: i dont even want to identify as my state
[06:42:52] kevin1760: Tim is the Jersey Shore
[06:42:54] bananaburger: because my state sucks
[06:42:59] ethernetseeds: so mostly worse
[06:43:02] diggleshut: poor tim
[06:43:04] bananaburger: can i just not identify as anything
[06:43:05] diggleshut: ethnicity: new jersey
[06:43:11] bananaburger: do i NEED an identity?
[06:43:19] taggenjuskor: can i identify as cool
[06:43:23] metaconstruct: no
[06:43:29] taggenjuskor: (
[06:43:38] thesilentjester: lol
[06:43:42] bananaburger: i guess i'll just identify as sweaty
[06:43:42] sungiant_: 8)
[06:43:47] taggenjuskor: timMinus
[06:43:50] anonymousv8: erll
[06:43:53] anonymousv8: i hope so
[06:43:55] koolman9921: Tim did you have pasta sundays growing up?
[06:43:58] anonymousv8: cause i bought a full bag
[06:43:58] disguised22: I'm too obviously a hairy nord to identify with any other background
[06:44:01] anonymousv8: just to eat one
[06:44:03] sungiant_: you got free money out of it its fine
[06:44:07] taggenjuskor: i subbed to tim im already cool
[06:44:13] bananaburger: or pasty white nerd
[06:44:14] sungiant_: tim you think everything you do is a bad idea
[06:44:24] diggleshut: tim future you is too worried about eating fatty food to care about past you
[06:44:26] sungiant_: hey we did too
[06:44:28] sungiant_: dominos as well
[06:44:33] kevin1760: You didn't get the great square pizza like all the other schools?
[06:44:36] taggenjuskor: how is dominos still around
[06:44:44] sungiant_: want to die
[06:44:45] sungiant_: oh
[06:44:48] bananaburger: hahahaha
[06:44:53] metaconstruct: dan salvato-senpai
[06:44:57] disguised22: Sounds like a terrible idea
[06:45:05] metaconstruct: eheh
[06:45:06] sungiant_: yas
[06:45:10] koolman9921: Dominos is usually for drunk kids
[06:45:14] bananaburger: i dont
[06:45:25] bananaburger: because i like everyone's unique take on things
[06:45:25] somersault_: isnt it a visual novel? ill pass
[06:45:28] koolman9921: Eh depends on the game
[06:45:29] kitty49: It's kind of meh cause people will probably spoil it
[06:45:33] kevin1760: I prefer Real Lives timClip
[06:45:35] disguised22: Only if you voice act all of it
[06:45:35] bananaburger: its always different from person to person
[06:45:35] sungiant_: i like watching stuff ive played
[06:45:37] thesilentjester: i dont care
[06:45:39] taggenjuskor: i dont care what tim streams ill watch it
[06:45:42] ehtna: both are fine, as long as you havent played it and dont know whats going on
[06:45:46] henhendahousecat: Ive seen it already but it’s always nice to watch someone that hasn’t played it yet
[06:45:48] bananaburger: wow spoilers
[06:45:59] anonymousv8: i only watch gb and tim so...
[06:46:02] bananaburger: i love it when streamers play my favorite games
[06:46:06] skelex: ive been aboiding doki doki literatue in the hope you would play it
[06:46:14] taggenjuskor: i watched you configure audio for like 2 hours so a soundclip of beef chow mein wasnt cut out. ill watch anything
[06:46:14] bananaburger: except when they're really bad at it
[06:46:21] sobeman1: i just like watching you be bad at games
[06:46:22] koolman9921: Just play Katawa Shoujo to be more depressed
[06:46:27] skelex: yes
[06:46:38] metaconstruct: i mean, is it a jump scare kind of spooky game or a more nuanced spooky game
[06:46:38] zomgqwert: to me it doesn't matter
[06:46:41] disguised22: Katawa shoujo was heartwarming overall
[06:46:44] skelex: im used to dissapointment
[06:46:49] popipon: it's jump scares isn't it
[06:46:52] bananaburger: i think i watched like 3 different people play life is strange because i thought their individual unique reactions were funny
[06:47:11] anonymousv8: spoiled
[06:47:12] keajade: I've never even heard of it.
[06:47:13] ehtna: its just weird
[06:47:17] popipon: I know it detects streaming programs and fucks with you once
[06:47:17] anonymousv8: i didnt even know it was a scary game
[06:47:20] koolman9921: Life is Strange would be a fun stream since you'll be able to make fun lf it
[06:47:29] willster132: Spookys house of jump scares
[06:47:29] disguised22: If you already know the gimmick Doki Doki is pretty underwhelming
[06:47:40] bananaburger: i dont think so
[06:47:55] raynor_ex: i've always said life is strange is an extremely "tim" game, except for the fact that it was released in 2015
[06:47:56] bananaburger: i'm going to be real with you right now
[06:47:56] popipon: oh spooky's house of jump scares is a good game
[06:47:58] raynor_ex: but it would still be good
[06:47:59] popipon: play that
[06:48:04] taggenjuskor: he did
[06:48:04] willster132: Tim has played it
[06:48:06] koolman9921: Nick Jr Face used to freak me out as a kid
[06:48:06] popipon: oh
[06:48:07] domaspiragas: How old were you, 15?
[06:48:07] bananaburger: i couldnt watch the wormy episode of spongebob because the giant bug scared me
[06:48:10] popipon: dang
[06:48:28] taggenjuskor: oh god yeah the caterpillar in spongebob
[06:48:30] sungiant_: 22
[06:48:36] taggenjuskor: with the bug noises
[06:48:39] bananaburger: yeah
[06:48:42] disguised22: The only movie that scared me as a kid was the tooth fairy one
[06:48:49] bananaburger: that was my least favorite episode and would change the channel when that came on
[06:48:52] popipon: oh god same
[06:49:01] popipon: that was awful
[06:49:02] kitty49: timMinus
[06:49:06] taggenjuskor: with dwayne the rock johnson? that tooth fairy movie?
[06:49:15] lokiry: nice
[06:49:23] disguised22: No that's scary for other reasons
[06:49:41] monotonetim: http://www.nick.com/games/click_springhead.html
[06:49:45] domaspiragas: Doesn't work for me either.
[06:49:46] 13thmarc: Yay! Tim is on, I've lost control of my life!
[06:49:56] nikozbk: no
[06:49:59] kevin1760: nope
[06:50:02] disguised22: It was about a tooth fairy that stole teeth and made jewlery
[06:50:02] bananaburger: i'm going to load it in a different browser
[06:50:03] 13thmarc: not in opera
[06:50:12] bananaburger: i'm trying it on palemoon and i cant even get it to load
[06:50:20] rintezuka1: heeey sup everyone
[06:50:21] jencis0: doesn't work on Netscape
[06:50:29] bananaburger: heh
[06:50:30] raynor_ex: springhead is dead. except on youtube
[06:50:32] metaconstruct: i dont like that
[06:50:34] koolman9921: Play Summer Resort now that's a classic flash game
[06:50:36] rintezuka1: D:
[06:50:39] bananaburger: oh god
[06:50:40] thesilentjester: it downloaded a .dcr file for me
[06:50:44] bananaburger: ok i was ok with it until it spoke
[06:50:47] thesilentjester: whatever that is
[06:50:56] somersault_: ew
[06:51:00] 13thmarc: maybe I shouldnt be high right now
[06:51:06] domaspiragas: What's that fear of things with lots of holes? That's what you had.
[06:51:13] koolman9921: What year was this?
[06:51:13] bananaburger: alright this is pretty scary
[06:51:18] raynor_ex: tryphophobia
[06:51:22] kevin1760: Anyone remember that Nick Jr animation with the hands playing in the egg carton?
[06:51:27] bananaburger: timMinus
[06:51:30] sungiant_: childtim was a wimp
[06:51:30] metaconstruct: timMinus
[06:51:36] taggenjuskor: timMinus
[06:51:39] ehtna: that thing creeps me out more than all of doki doki
[06:51:44] bananaburger: eww what the fuck
[06:51:44] anonymousv8: i also got nog
[06:51:45] 13thmarc: timPlus
[06:51:45] kevin1760: LUL
[06:51:46] disguised22: Wait what
[06:51:47] zomgqwert: wow
[06:51:47] naitavi: wow that is terrifying
[06:51:50] metaconstruct: h e a d c h e e s e
[06:51:52] zomgqwert: nooo
[06:51:54] arhowe: Wut Face
[06:51:56] naitavi: i'm very impressed
[06:51:57] anonymousv8: so drunken friday it is
[06:51:58] popipon: what's going on
[06:52:04] koolman9921: oh man i remember that kevin. They was a series of short with those characters iirc
[06:52:06] dehumanization: is this satan?
[06:52:06] taggenjuskor: bad things
[06:52:12] raynor_ex: i mean, this seems like cheating for making things scary
[06:52:13] popipon: like it's fine cause the sound effects are whimsical enough
[06:52:13] 13thmarc: blood sugar?
[06:52:22] raynor_ex: you could do that with anything to make it scary
[06:52:24] kevin1760: @koolman9921 do you remember what the series was called?
[06:52:24] popipon: but if they weren't I'd be bothered
[06:52:25] jencis0: timPlus
[06:52:32] lowqualitywallet: i got non alcoholic nog
[06:52:39] lowqualitywallet: 11 days too late
[06:52:54] koolman9921: @kevin1760 I looked it up a few years ago but cant remember what its called. Wiki should help
[06:52:58] domaspiragas: That link auto downloaded something for me. I don't like that.
[06:53:04] metaconstruct: toonami flash games ooo
[06:53:24] bananaburger: you think people go into the business of child entertainment with the intent to scar children for life with creepy games and shows?
[06:53:28] popipon: tim confirmed spreading his ransomware through twitch char
[06:53:31] kevin1760: @koolman9921 Just found it, it's called Amby & Dexter
[06:53:41] anonymousv8: wait there is a time for nog?
[06:53:46] sungiant_: they used to be cool
[06:53:48] disguised22: I still play flash games
[06:53:51] bananaburger: the next generation will be scared by those uh
[06:53:52] koolman9921: Yes thats it
[06:54:03] bananaburger: mickey cartoons
[06:54:06] sungiant_: what is the goatse of this generation
[06:54:09] 13thmarc: I remember playing a lot of avalanche, that was a fun game
[06:54:13] bananaburger: where he has to save minnie from jumping off of a building or whatever
[06:54:13] jencis0: can we watch episodes of Hey Arnold pls?
[06:54:18] zomgqwert: with all the creepy stuff in youtube kids, I'm wondering how this next generation will be coming up
[06:54:20] sungiant_: yea
[06:54:24] taggenjuskor: what
[06:54:28] kevin1760: timOh
[06:54:35] sungiant_: a little more recently
[06:54:37] willster132: Elsagate
[06:54:37] disguised22: Those are wholesome family fun
[06:54:42] 13thmarc: thats the way life is kid timMrBones
[06:54:47] popipon: my small cousin watches weird ass sonic videos on youtube that don't even make sense
[06:54:48] raynor_ex: i mean, all the children who have parents that just let them go free on a tablet weren't going to end up well anyways
[06:54:55] 13thmarc: git gud
[06:55:03] bananaburger: @Raynor_EX i'm assuming thats most children
[06:55:06] taggenjuskor: @popipon sorry what
[06:55:09] popipon: I couldn't even give examples cause I noped out of there
[06:55:10] bananaburger: my cousin is like that
[06:55:13] disguised22: Manson's family
[06:55:24] bananaburger: his parents just give him the ipad to shut him up for a bit
[06:55:30] popipon: I'm not dealing with that level of weirdness
[06:55:32] ehtna: https://www.reddit.com/r/ElsaGate/
[06:55:37] ehtna: for the curious
[06:55:54] metaconstruct: the fuck
[06:56:00] 13thmarc: Tim. Sexy pose
[06:56:11] bananaburger: i'm sure this has already been said but we really need to stop using the -gate suffix for everything
[06:56:22] disguised22: Anything that Reddit gets it's hands on becomes hard to take seriously
[06:56:26] kevin1760: gate-gate
[06:56:29] jencis0: Watergate
[06:56:35] 13thmarc: windgate
[06:56:40] koolman9921: TimGate
[06:56:41] bananaburger: watergate is the only thing i'll accept
[06:56:51] popipon: what's a reddit island
[06:56:55] jencis0: pizzagate
[06:56:56] metaconstruct: @Kevin1760 timPlus
[06:57:04] bananaburger: did redditors want to buy an island
[06:57:07] kevin1760: timPlus
[06:57:08] disguised22: Is that like children of the flies?
[06:57:11] sungiant_: oh man
[06:57:13] bananaburger: and live in some weird communist utopia or something
[06:57:19] kevin1760: is that like the Fyre Festival?
[06:57:25] sobeman1: you were on livestreamfails again tim
[06:57:25] sungiant_: was it commies, i dont rememeber
[06:57:30] bananaburger: oh god thats strange
[06:57:33] 13thmarc: the Fyre Festival is very funny
[06:57:34] popipon: as if they'd have the money for that
[06:57:38] metaconstruct: that sounds familiar
[06:57:39] bananaburger: i feel like it would eventually be jonestown 2.0
[06:57:40] popipon: or organizational skills
[06:57:45] disguised22: That sounds like cannibalism waiting to happen
[06:57:50] kevin1760: Fyre Festival was the least significant thing this year
[06:57:52] gashapon: redditors can be a strange bunch
[06:58:04] dehumanization: reddit seems too manipulated anymore, not organic like it should work
[06:58:18] dehumanization: the same way digg failed
[06:58:18] bananaburger: ive heard the idea of internet communities wanting to buy an island but i didnt think it was a thing people were actually planning
[06:59:13] 13thmarc: I mean I've thought about buying an oil rig that isn't used anymore
[06:59:15] disguised22: The average age of that subreddit was probably like 15
[06:59:16] popipon: 7 years ago explains why I've never heard of it
[06:59:26] kevin1760: 7 Years ago I was still in highschool
[06:59:41] sungiant_: that was a thing when i first started
[06:59:42] bananaburger: only if you call it outer heaven
[06:59:48] sungiant_: rebbit
[07:00:01] dehumanization: legal drugs would weed out the true slackers imo
[07:00:18] 13thmarc: I don't know. I just might. My boss is destroying my brain.
[07:00:18] dehumanization: they would be easy to spot
[07:00:37] kevin1760: How much does an oil rig cost, more than $30?
[07:00:40] taggenjuskor: oh fuck i havent checked neopets today brb
[07:00:40] jencis0: start an oil company
[07:00:56] theeyesofsyn92: Hey Tim and Chat
[07:00:58] kevin1760: @TaggenJuskor cmon gotta get those advent calendar items
[07:01:03] metaconstruct: hi syn
[07:01:07] taggenjuskor: right??
[07:01:07] 13thmarc: Maybe timClip
[07:01:08] bananaburger: haha
[07:01:10] bananaburger: i got it
[07:01:10] theeyesofsyn92: Yes
[07:01:13] jencis0: timClip
[07:01:13] theeyesofsyn92: the innuendo
[07:01:16] bananaburger: like the dirty kind
[07:01:17] sungiant_: nice good one
[07:01:18] zomgqwert: timClip
[07:01:20] theeyesofsyn92: drilling, as in sexual intercourse
[07:01:22] sungiant_: like sex haha
[07:01:22] disguised22: Tim seems especially lewd tonight
[07:01:25] theeyesofsyn92: eogSmug
[07:01:25] sungiant_: ni ce
[07:01:26] popipon: I get it
[07:01:27] anonymousv8: i dont know
[07:01:27] metaconstruct: great
[07:01:29] anonymousv8: explain more
[07:01:29] popipon: it's a sex joke
[07:01:32] jencis0: girls ew
[07:01:39] bananaburger: haHAA
[07:01:43] sungiant_: ha nice one
[07:01:46] kevin1760: send crudes timClip
[07:02:03] bananaburger: its ok i make terrible jokes all the time
[07:02:04] disguised22: send refineds
[07:02:16] bananaburger: i showed you my rig no answer
[07:02:19] bananaburger: now*
[07:03:12] metaconstruct: wanna frack?
[07:03:17] 13thmarc: All I'm thinking about now is the video of the crab being crushed by the oil rig pipe
[07:03:22] bananaburger: i think so
[07:03:24] sungiant_: mod me so i can purge this entire chat
[07:03:25] sungiant_: also yes
[07:03:26] disguised22: It has a large player base still
[07:03:29] mfst33l: yeah a few people, one of my friends plays it all the time
[07:03:31] raynor_ex: are you saying that like "you want to play with someone"?
[07:03:34] mfst33l: i dunno why
[07:03:38] 13thmarc: I do occasional.
[07:03:56] metaconstruct: rip in advance
[07:03:57] anonymousv8: 6,471 Left 4 Dead 2
[07:04:09] kevin1760: Delta P is scary
[07:04:11] raynor_ex: welcome to the hydraulic press channel
[07:04:14] sungiant_: oh ive seen this
[07:04:15] arhowe: monkaS
[07:04:20] 13thmarc: Yeah.
[07:04:22] bananaburger: oh
[07:04:23] taggenjuskor: my dad just yelled at me because he caught me on neopets
[07:04:25] zomgqwert: oh this video
[07:04:25] raynor_ex: r/crabsfuckingdying
[07:04:29] bananaburger: wow
[07:04:31] willster132: tim did you do any REU's in college?
[07:04:35] 13thmarc: Its kind of bad
[07:04:41] sungiant_: imagine how quick of a death that was
[07:04:45] jencis0: bible thump
[07:04:48] zomgqwert: put your hand next to it
[07:04:49] willster132: Guess thats a no
[07:04:52] arhowe: do crabs experience pain
[07:04:57] willster132: Research Expierence for Undergraduates
[07:05:00] kevin1760: @TaggenJuskor just tell your dad to go to heck timClip
[07:05:03] jencis0: yes
[07:05:16] metaconstruct: @Arhowe ask thomas nagel or something
[07:05:24] willster132: cool
[07:05:29] willster132: Im applying for like 10 over break
[07:05:36] willster132: hopefully one accepts me
[07:05:49] bobbymcbob: tim, GERMANY needs you.
[07:06:20] willster132: REU's are paid
[07:06:25] willster132: I made like 5 grand last summer
[07:06:33] sungiant_: wow mr 1%
[07:06:45] disguised22: Mr moneybags here
[07:06:51] jencis0: I quit my job and now I'm poor
[07:06:52] metaconstruct: timDinero
[07:06:53] 13thmarc: goody two shoes
[07:06:54] willster132: its ok Im 20 grand in debt
[07:07:00] oppolop1: Still free for the uni. The NSF pays for it.
[07:07:04] jencis0: me too
[07:07:33] kevin1760: I still have nightmares of missing a final exam
[07:07:44] willster132: i have a final exam in 9 hours
[07:07:47] willster132: So thats nice
[07:08:01] sungiant_: i am done with finals
[07:08:13] sungiant_: i might not have gotten the grade i needed but you know whatever right
[07:08:23] koolman9921: I've heard that no sleep gives you a higher chance of aceing your exams
[07:08:32] willster132: the good news is its over
[07:08:33] jencis0: I have complex papers and presentations ) :
[07:08:36] 13thmarc: I don't know what is worse Nightmares about exams or ones about life failure
[07:08:55] kevin1760: life failure might be the bigger one
[07:09:14] metaconstruct: i shouldve gotten into research somehow when i was there
[07:09:16] disguised22: Speaking of failures I need to sleep
[07:09:19] sungiant_: hey fuck you tim what the hell does that need to be checked for
[07:09:21] disguised22: bye
[07:09:23] willster132: G R E E D
[07:09:31] willster132: you got lucky kid
[07:09:34] sungiant_: my life has been in the shitter for years and i dont think ive ever had a real nightmare
[07:09:44] sungiant_: is it shit ter
[07:09:46] sungiant_: shitter
[07:09:51] 13thmarc: what about the nightmare you live every day?
[07:09:54] sungiant_: what word is it what
[07:09:56] bananaburger: hahahaha
[07:09:59] bananaburger: try it out now
[07:10:02] metaconstruct: what does that even mean
[07:10:08] sungiant_: my life has been in the shitter for years and i dont think ive ever had a real nightmare aaaaa
[07:10:10] sungiant_: ?????????
[07:10:11] afakefern: are you holding on to any comments?
[07:10:14] sungiant_: what
[07:10:22] theeyesofsyn92: please don't do that to me
[07:10:28] metaconstruct: please do it to me
[07:10:29] bananaburger: aww man
[07:10:31] koolman9921: Tim's got comments for ransom
[07:10:35] theeyesofsyn92: I am bad at saying things that can be taken out of context
[07:10:47] theeyesofsyn92: and would prefer not to be taken out of context
[07:11:10] fasdyk: Yeah, pinguino can deal with the repercussions
[07:11:10] willster132: " I am bad " -Syn 2017
[07:11:10] sungiant_: context is for losers anyways
[07:11:17] sungiant_: b itch does it
[07:11:22] theeyesofsyn92: Also hey Tim and Chat
[07:11:32] ehtna: try that m word
[07:11:36] thesilentjester: hai
[07:11:39] metaconstruct: meme me
[07:11:40] 13thmarc: maymays?
[07:11:43] fasdyk: meme
[07:11:48] willster132: I should sleep
[07:11:48] koolman9921: meme not banned
[07:11:51] 13thmarc: emems?
[07:11:51] kevin1760: Please hold this BagOfMemes
[07:11:56] sungiant_: ouch
[07:11:58] koolman9921: timOh
[07:12:00] jencis0: enema
[07:12:05] willster132: enemema
[07:12:13] bananaburger: you all fell victim to one of the classic blunders
[07:12:33] 13thmarc: No food is bad food
[07:12:40] willster132: how come witch is the character they decided to keep forever and not MERM >:(
[07:12:49] theeyesofsyn92: I had slightly better than average Chinese
[07:12:55] koolman9921: At least you got your nutrients
[07:13:02] sungiant_: except good foot
[07:13:02] 13thmarc: timOh
[07:13:05] sungiant_: also food
[07:13:06] metaconstruct: i had actual ramen for lunch timPlus
[07:13:07] willster132: its worth it ;-;
[07:13:09] raynor_ex: it wasn't a debate, i just said food is bad and you agreed
[07:13:15] kitty49: that's fair
[07:13:22] bananaburger: dude im still looking for real ramen
[07:13:28] perciacalos: Merm wanted too much for an appearance fee, so she was cut from the team
[07:13:38] willster132: MERM is worth every penny
[07:13:41] metaconstruct: theres a ramen place super close to my office, it's dangerous
[07:13:57] perciacalos: Merm sent them over the salary cap, they had no choice
[07:14:48] knightceo: Terrorism
[07:14:54] sungiant_: i finished finals without failing out and im not even drunk is this even college
[07:14:55] 13thmarc: isis?
[07:14:59] metaconstruct: m e r m
[07:15:04] sungiant_: am i doing osmething wrong
[07:15:05] metaconstruct: ill show you my home in the ocean
[07:15:10] metaconstruct: etc
[07:15:20] willster132: timMERM emote when
[07:15:23] willster132: its all I want in life
[07:15:27] bananaburger: yeah start snorting adderall
[07:15:31] metaconstruct: timSPIN when
[07:15:41] koolman9921: timDavis when
[07:15:54] sungiant_: is snorting adderalll good
[07:15:56] sungiant_: asking for a friend
[07:16:02] kitty49: Sure it's fine
[07:16:02] bananaburger: i dont actually know
[07:16:02] perciacalos: timPolice first
[07:16:15] bananaburger: i figure thats what people do in college
[07:16:22] sungiant_: is it good
[07:16:23] kevin1760: Inject the adderall into your eye holes
[07:16:33] theeyesofsyn92: snorting anything seems ill advised
[07:16:34] sungiant_: does it do brain things
[07:16:45] knightceo: This game reminds me how much I hate chibi
[07:16:47] koolman9921: My left ear has been plugged all day and im considering using a plunger to unclog it. Im no scientist but is this safe?
[07:16:51] sungiant_: you guys ever snorted candy dust
[07:17:00] metaconstruct: yes.
[07:17:01] bananaburger: no
[07:17:10] bananaburger: i used to know people who would "smoke" smarties
[07:17:10] 13thmarc: Pixie stix?
[07:17:13] knightceo: Yes
[07:17:20] metaconstruct: it was not great
[07:17:25] perciacalos: Good news, your autobahn pictures are the top pictures in the community
[07:17:25] metaconstruct: would not advocate
[07:17:29] dajmasta: i've puffed on some bubble gum cigars
[07:17:35] quichemeesh: lirikWINK
[07:17:37] kevin1760: I miss candy cigarettes
[07:17:40] sungiant_: we crushed up smarties and smoked those
[07:17:41] 13thmarc: I've injected lucky charms
[07:17:48] dajmasta: hardcore.
[07:17:53] sungiant_: yeah pixie stix up the nose
[07:17:55] perciacalos: I get high on Life
[07:18:00] knightceo: Ahh candy cigarettes
[07:18:01] dajmasta: Life cereal?
[07:18:04] perciacalos: Yes
[07:18:05] dajmasta: you grind it an smoke it?
[07:18:14] bananaburger: heh
[07:18:17] willster132: you made me this way
[07:18:22] sungiant_: what are you trying to say
[07:18:22] slice919: Where do you think you are tim
[07:18:22] bananaburger: thats what the depression community attracts
[07:18:27] raynor_ex: depression
[07:18:27] perciacalos: Its those effin' adults man
[07:18:27] kevin1760: I'm just here for the mеmеs
[07:18:28] dajmasta: hey i'm more regular misfit
[07:18:30] sungiant_: who do you think you are tim
[07:18:38] afluhatinrapper: you're our role model, Tim
[07:18:39] somersault_: are you judging us?
[07:18:45] theeyesofsyn92: Sungiant, a cup of green tea, maybe a little bit of CBD heavy Beelzebub's Basil in responsible moderate dosages for a light calming effect.
[07:18:47] willster132: am I being detained?
[07:18:47] bananaburger: also this is the internet
[07:18:50] dajmasta: LUL
[07:18:50] raynor_ex: like, do you want me to show you the extent of my craziness
[07:18:50] perciacalos: LUL
[07:18:59] 13thmarc: Dr.Dr.tim
[07:19:00] bananaburger: there are higher concentrations of misfits on here
[07:19:01] raynor_ex: because this isn't even my final form
[07:19:06] sungiant_: green tea costs money though
[07:19:06] diggleshut: tim I'm not gonna let you talk about my face tattoos like that
[07:19:10] raynor_ex: i use that unironically
[07:19:10] sungiant_: and also hahahaha nice joke tim
[07:19:14] perciacalos: This is my final form FeelsBadMan
[07:19:19] sungiant_: youre so well adjusted
[07:19:23] dajmasta: my form is amorphous
[07:19:40] willster132: My dorm is doing a kickstarter for a pingpong table
[07:19:48] willster132: It has $7 of $700
[07:19:57] taggenjuskor: why does it cost 700
[07:19:58] dajmasta: only 99% to go!
[07:20:01] knightceo: A ringpop rectally
[07:20:05] willster132: The only donator is one of the RA's
[07:20:06] metaconstruct: oh
[07:20:08] koolman9921: Kickstarter? would it be better to do a gofundme?
[07:20:08] dajmasta: a candy buttplug?
[07:20:10] sungiant_: thanks RA
[07:20:14] theeyesofsyn92: I don't feel like I'm quite misfit nightmare child levels of fucked up yet. I'm more sad, lonely, frequently anxious hermit woman.
[07:20:14] diggleshut: get a set of weights instead of the pinball tables
[07:20:16] diggleshut: nerds
[07:20:22] bananaburger: i still remember the guy from earlier who kept talking about the lean
[07:20:28] sungiant_: are you a misfit if youve never tried to fit anywehre
[07:20:35] bananaburger: what
[07:20:39] dajmasta: don8
[07:20:41] revolutionrespawn: donuter
[07:20:42] zomgqwert: donanator
[07:20:43] bananaburger: someone will make it a word
[07:20:46] kevin1760: don8r
[07:20:46] diggleshut: donor
[07:20:47] koolman9921: Does it matter?
[07:20:51] taggenjuskor: donorator
[07:20:52] metaconstruct: huge doner
[07:20:52] perciacalos: Donanananantor then?
[07:20:53] bananaburger: like how literally can also mean figuratively now
[07:20:53] dajmasta: dougn8r
[07:20:54] 13thmarc: Stoner?
[07:20:56] bananaburger: its so stupid
[07:20:59] willster132: koolman they are using some site named "givecampus"
[07:21:02] koolman9921: don the nator
[07:21:03] kitty49: Donair
[07:21:05] diggleshut: donaratoriaum
[07:21:05] bananaburger: BUT LANGUAGE CHANGES AND ADAPTS they say
[07:21:07] willster132: Its basically gofundme/kickstarter/whatever
[07:21:08] ehtna: old man tim cant accept cultural change
[07:21:09] somersault_: donater donates to the donatee
[07:21:11] wryght: Donator, Donator 2 and Donator 3 are the good ones in the trilogy. 5 and 6 arent so great
[07:21:11] dajmasta: i guess it needs an h, doughn8r
[07:21:13] raynor_ex: local man makes slippery slope arguments
[07:21:15] zulawyer: AT WHAT COST
[07:21:15] kanyelordofcats: Funner
[07:21:21] metaconstruct: @Ehtna he shamed me for saying "lit"
[07:21:22] kevin1760: feets
[07:21:28] gashapon: irregardless
[07:21:29] dajmasta: oldtimetytonetim
[07:21:31] theeyesofsyn92: I like how THIS is the thing you feel will lead us all down a slippery slope.
[07:21:31] knightceo: Is the terminator
[07:21:35] 13thmarc: I don't know tim have you looked at pidgen BBC?
[07:21:42] willster132: oh god they made a shitty pitch video
[07:21:42] diggleshut: tim thinks cause he speaks gooder
[07:21:44] perciacalos: This is why witch is still a character
[07:21:45] bananaburger: for real though the literally thing makes me angry
[07:21:49] willster132: its so gross
[07:21:50] willster132: I hate people
[07:21:51] koolman9921: timOh
[07:21:52] taggenjuskor: send
[07:21:55] bananaburger: literally cant also mean figuratively
[07:21:58] bananaburger: i dont care what anyone says
[07:21:59] dajmasta: everywhere is a slippery slope and tim doesn't want to bust a hip
[07:22:01] sungiant_: id like a slippery slope to slide down
[07:22:14] 13thmarc: is a slippery slope also a water slide?
[07:22:15] diggleshut: I've been a non standard english speaker for years and I wont have my skills taken from me
[07:22:18] raynor_ex: that's just language being broken
[07:22:21] knightceo: It can literally
[07:22:26] raynor_ex: english is a dumb language
[07:22:35] dajmasta: websters confirmed the man TheIlluminati
[07:22:35] bananaburger: its literally the worst
[07:22:44] sungiant_: who are they to tell me aboutr the english language
[07:22:45] diggleshut: tim do you know the word of the year this year
[07:22:48] dajmasta: english is pretty dumb
[07:22:48] diggleshut: they announced it
[07:22:54] bananaburger: if its covfefe i'll be so mad
[07:22:55] koolman9921: Who made it ok for Webster to tell us how to use words
[07:22:58] perciacalos: They have a word of the year?
[07:22:58] dajmasta: but that's also what makes nonsense so easy
[07:23:00] taggenjuskor: is it fleek or something like that
[07:23:02] afluhatinrapper: pfft, fancy pants dictionary people and their conspiracies to mess with our words
[07:23:07] knightceo: English is fluid
[07:23:10] diggleshut: I forgot what the word of the year was
[07:23:10] willster132: ok Im going to sleep
[07:23:13] diggleshut: oh yeah complicit
[07:23:14] perciacalos: Oh yeah, what day do we lose our internet again?
[07:23:15] diggleshut: that as it
[07:23:16] dajmasta: english is gaseous
[07:23:17] willster132: So I can wake up at like 6 to study a bit ,more\
[07:23:17] knightceo: Like genders
[07:23:18] pimanrules: I'm fine with using literally figuratively to mean figuratively
[07:23:21] willster132: I wanna die
[07:23:23] dajmasta: timMinus
[07:23:28] metaconstruct: not just english, but language
[07:23:29] sungiant_: isnt that like 3 years ago
[07:23:30] kanyelordofcats: En Flique you mean
[07:23:30] dajmasta: one time too many
[07:23:31] jencis0: it's covfefe
[07:23:33] kanyelordofcats: Its french
[07:23:35] willster132: its pronounced "jif"
[07:23:37] diggleshut: that's how progressive it is the word of the year is 2 words
[07:23:37] bananaburger: i'm getting like 3 different definitions when i search
[07:23:38] afluhatinrapper: how does one become on fleek?
[07:23:49] dajmasta: you find a fleek
[07:23:49] bananaburger: i dont see complicit at all, only "feminism" and "trump"
[07:23:51] knightceo: You lie
[07:23:51] dajmasta: then you get up ons
[07:23:53] koolman9921: Dab on the haters am i right?
[07:24:00] willster132: Greedtonetim
[07:24:08] diggleshut: all of the 2017 retrospectives are coming out now
[07:24:16] perciacalos: Dabbing should be punishable by banishment from society
[07:24:19] theeyesofsyn92: People were talking about snorting adderall and pixie stix, and that's just a mild "Oh, that's probably bad." BUT THIS, this slight against the english language, this apparent abomination of grammar and affront to all that you hold sacred, this is the slippery slope leading us all down into a pit of utter grammatical chaos and despair. -and then you use the phrase "On fleek"
[07:24:23] theeyesofsyn92: Tim please.
[07:24:24] bananaburger: i'm surprised the word allegation isnt someone's word of the year
[07:24:30] 13thmarc: what ever happen to planking?
[07:24:37] pimanrules: Luigi dabs
[07:24:42] dajmasta: tim glazed over for a couple of months
[07:24:44] koolman9921: Gallium Fidget Spinners
[07:24:50] dajmasta: food use
[07:24:50] diggleshut: this was a good year for me being a costco member
[07:24:53] diggleshut: I got lots of good deals
[07:24:57] diggleshut: and spent moderately
[07:25:04] dajmasta: timDinero
[07:25:04] basssic: congrats on the costco deals
[07:25:06] jencis0: I plank every day
[07:25:06] taggenjuskor: did you get fleek deals
[07:25:09] 13thmarc: planking buddies!
[07:25:10] bananaburger: oh god planking
[07:25:10] pimanrules: it was a good year for video games at least
[07:25:10] diggleshut: thank you
[07:25:16] knightceo: Literally
[07:25:18] afluhatinrapper: planking is a good ab exercise, don't skip it
[07:25:21] dajmasta: figuratively
[07:25:22] perciacalos: I still plank. And mannequin. And whatever old fads happened
[07:25:33] 13thmarc: yo-yoing
[07:25:39] bananaburger: wasnt there one where you perch on a post
[07:25:41] taggenjuskor: yoing
[07:25:42] bananaburger: owling or something
[07:25:47] willster132: what about slpatoon 2? oh yeah
[07:25:48] taggenjuskor: what
[07:25:49] metaconstruct: lmao what
[07:25:49] 13thmarc: never stop yoing
[07:25:49] diggleshut: botw + pubg you mean right
[07:25:51] dajmasta: but you played that autobahn game yesterday tim timBBQQT
[07:25:52] taggenjuskor: when was that
[07:25:53] pimanrules: botw is goty, yep
[07:25:57] somersault_: soap shoes and slide climbing is still hip right?
[07:25:59] basssic: "looking like a dumbass"-ing
[07:26:13] metaconstruct: persona 5 could have been goty
[07:26:18] knightceo: But gold rush tho
[07:26:18] koolman9921: Danganronpa 3 ending was so half assed it made me waste my time playing it
[07:26:20] theeyesofsyn92: Planking is indeed lit as fuck my home canine geewillikers in the neighborhood. If you do not plank, you need to step off my outdoor modern cooking device yo, as you are just simply not fleek enough to handle such a thing. word.
[07:26:20] taggenjuskor: p5 shoulda been
[07:26:33] pimanrules: persona 5 should have been goty, yeah
[07:26:40] basssic: wasn't p5 the same length as p3/4
[07:26:48] knightceo: Gold rush goty
[07:26:49] jencis0: goty is Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
[07:26:50] taggenjuskor: canine geewillikers
[07:26:51] dajmasta: i thought a little longer?
[07:26:58] basssic: oh yeah it's 20 hours longer lol
[07:27:00] basssic: nvm
[07:27:03] koolman9921: P4 had the better characters
[07:27:06] raynor_ex: a game that is literally not designed with non japanese cultures in mind cannot be goty
[07:27:07] metaconstruct: @TheEyesofSyn92 geewillikers timPlus
[07:27:08] perciacalos: Yeah, 60 hours is about how long P4 took me
[07:27:09] pimanrules: 5 was longer than 4 was longer than 3 for me
[07:27:19] taggenjuskor: @koolman9921 wrong. p5 has ryuji
[07:27:21] pimanrules: 110, 80, 60
[07:27:22] knightceo: Or farm simulator
[07:27:25] metaconstruct: bring back groovy.
[07:27:30] metaconstruct: groovy is a good word
[07:27:50] diggleshut: wavvy is the new groovy
[07:27:52] koolman9921: Lets groove
[07:27:55] 13thmarc: makes me thing of interstate 76. Groove champion
[07:27:58] taggenjuskor: heard someone use the word "hyfe" the other day. had to ask my mom what it meant
[07:28:07] bananaburger: its hyfe like hype?
[07:28:11] metaconstruct: hyfe?
[07:28:13] taggenjuskor: hyfe
[07:28:14] bananaburger: speaking of hype, agdq is coming up
[07:28:16] taggenjuskor: yeah
[07:28:20] perciacalos: What the hell is hyfe
[07:28:22] dajmasta: jeffe
[07:28:22] taggenjuskor: hi-fee
[07:28:25] koolman9921: agdq...
[07:28:25] perciacalos: Nevermind. Dont tell me
[07:28:38] dajmasta: agdq is at least a month, right?
[07:28:39] diggleshut: I like speed running
[07:28:41] diggleshut: 3
[07:28:42] knightceo: Coo coo cha chew
[07:28:47] afluhatinrapper: what is an agdq?
[07:28:51] taggenjuskor: it means youre down with it. youre hyfe
[07:28:51] basssic: bad disease
[07:28:53] bananaburger: i went back and watched the uh
[07:28:55] dajmasta: awesome games done quick
[07:28:57] diggleshut: speedrunning marathon
[07:28:59] koolman9921: agdq has been lackluster the past few years imo
[07:29:00] ehtna: are you speedrunning lifeline at agdq?
[07:29:07] dajmasta: 24/7 speedrun charity stream for a week
[07:29:08] ireborn: are you gonna debut with lifeline ?
[07:29:09] 13thmarc: Oregon Trail speed running?
[07:29:09] bananaburger: ravens cry playthrough you did and you went on a rant about agdq
[07:29:10] raynor_ex: enjoyable games performed speedily
[07:29:15] diggleshut: I dont watch much of it but I'M Glad it exists
[07:29:18] metaconstruct: tasbot block timPlus
[07:29:25] koolman9921: Speedrunners cringefest
[07:29:26] dajmasta: tasbot does good work
[07:29:26] jencis0: bad games played slowly
[07:29:30] knightceo: Down with facecams
[07:29:31] theeyesofsyn92: How would one speed run lifeline, I feel like that would be either very calm or very shouty
[07:29:36] zomgqwert: greetings from Germany, save the frames and kill the animals
[07:29:37] perciacalos: I watch it once in a while to see if we get another legendary run like Bonesaws
[07:29:43] 13thmarc: "Head shoot head"
[07:29:45] taggenjuskor: "HEADHEADHEADSHOOTHEAD"
[07:29:50] koolman9921: Long time viewer, first time donator
[07:29:50] dajmasta: timFace
[07:29:52] bananaburger: i missed the bonesaw run completely
[07:29:53] ehtna: so when you were streaming i was curious and looked it up, the lifeline WR is like 2 and a half hours or something
[07:29:54] diggleshut: 100% minecraft pubg
[07:29:54] taggenjuskor: wild applause
[07:29:55] afluhatinrapper: you should speedrun the autobahn game, bet you could take the world record
[07:29:59] sungiant_: bravo
[07:30:03] 13thmarc: timFace
[07:30:04] sungiant_: youre so brave tim
[07:30:04] basssic: there's no tas bot this year??
[07:30:05] perciacalos: Long time donor, first time watcher
[07:30:05] bananaburger: like i realized what was going on right as it ended and immediately went to watch the vode
[07:30:08] bananaburger: vod*
[07:30:10] theeyesofsyn92: Actually, okay, I feel like I would have the right kind of voice to speedrun a voice activated game, I have a very generically toned voice
[07:30:12] dajmasta: doughnor
[07:30:17] raynor_ex: bonesaw's run was a good lets play, but a bad speedrun
[07:30:24] ehtna: just put donator as a ban word like mem e
[07:30:25] diggleshut: careful tim is gonna start banning words
[07:30:26] sungiant_: ban all "donator" apologia
[07:30:30] koolman9921: Bonesaws Jak and Dexter run was probably the best run ive watched sonce 2012
[07:30:36] dajmasta: banning words? tim would never
[07:30:38] perciacalos: At least its better than saying "Sher-bet"
[07:30:47] ireborn: apparently there is a 2:35 (hours)speedrun of lifeline
[07:30:49] diggleshut: it's true tim does not understand justice and airness
[07:30:52] somersault_: whats wrong with sher-bet?
[07:30:53] theeyesofsyn92: then people could just say doughnateore
[07:30:53] pimanrules: donerator
[07:30:55] diggleshut: pm for more details
[07:30:55] dajmasta: sher-bert
[07:30:59] selahdejah: lie barrya
[07:31:01] perciacalos: It sounds really stupid
[07:31:01] knightceo: It’s just plan by the man to make us use more letters
[07:31:03] bananaburger: just watch any run that patty couches on and it'll probably have good commentary
[07:31:05] koolman9921: It not 2013 anymore Tim
[07:31:06] slice919: siggle died
[07:31:07] taggenjuskor: shorborr
[07:31:08] quichemeesh: the technical term is tipper m'lady lirikWINK
[07:31:11] diggleshut: siggglemmciccccccccccccccccccc
[07:31:12] taggenjuskor: shorbort
[07:31:13] selahdejah: instead of library
[07:31:13] perciacalos: I dont care if thats how its spelt, its pronounce sher-bert
[07:31:13] ehtna: does sig even stream anymore?
[07:31:16] basssic: siglemic making a comeback, surprise announcement
[07:31:18] sungiant_: yeah they stream
[07:31:20] basssic: he still streams but not mario
[07:31:22] metaconstruct: @basssic i dunno how its working yet
[07:31:23] sungiant_: have like 40 viewers
[07:31:24] slice919: he might do a runescape classic speed run
[07:31:26] koolman9921: He does
[07:31:29] basssic: it's like... typing and starcraft
[07:31:29] mfst33l: he does but it's usually smash bros or starcraft or something
[07:31:35] diggleshut: tim you need to get behind puncay or cheese I can't be hearing about this old man siglemic
[07:31:37] basssic: i don't think it's scheduled metaconstruct
[07:31:38] koolman9921: TypeRunner also
[07:31:48] metaconstruct: sig has a realforce board <3
[07:31:48] perciacalos: I used to play runescape
[07:31:49] koolman9921: FLYFF
[07:31:50] sungiant_: yas
[07:31:50] basssic: runescape IS dumb and bad
[07:31:52] basssic: good call
[07:31:53] dajmasta: LUL
[07:31:58] sungiant_: its dumb and bad which makes for a good stream
[07:32:00] basssic: i have a realforce board B)
[07:32:01] knightceo: What’s a RuneScape
[07:32:06] diggleshut: you playing runscape would be new for me too
[07:32:07] bananaburger: i never seriously got into runescape but i had a friend who played it a lot
[07:32:10] dajmasta: even if it is dumb or bad, can you really call flyff better than things?
[07:32:12] zulawyer: It's Run Escape
[07:32:15] afluhatinrapper: It's really good, you stand around waiting for your character to do things a lot from what I remember
[07:32:21] basssic: nero hasn't done the bop thing in literally years
[07:32:29] koolman9921: Only downside of streaming runescape is that people follow you the entire stream
[07:32:30] zomgqwert: someone would just give tim a party hat
[07:32:32] diggleshut: pls tim
[07:32:46] basssic: i didn't actually
[07:32:46] koolman9921: Does Cosmo still stream?
[07:32:47] dajmasta: rip in 64 marios
[07:32:48] taggenjuskor: tim are you going to check on your neopets again
[07:32:54] basssic: cosmo -> narcissa and yes
[07:32:56] metaconstruct: @basssic there'll be some TAS stuff
[07:33:01] koolman9921: I mean Narcisssa
[07:33:03] dajmasta: oh man, that's savage
[07:33:06] knightceo: Poor monkey
[07:33:08] bananaburger: i was waiting for you to say he ran it over or smashed it
[07:33:12] diggleshut: I know the name nero but do not know the story
[07:33:14] basssic: i don't see it on the schedule tho
[07:33:19] metaconstruct: been doing shit for the past month. no spoilerino
[07:33:19] taggenjuskor: i have a better appreciation of the neoconomy now so i can judge the worth of your inventory
[07:33:22] dajmasta: no, it was banished to the cardboard realm for all eternity
[07:33:29] perciacalos: Oh, you still have Win Waker blocked even though thats not an emote anymore
[07:33:30] basssic: oh ok
[07:33:33] bananaburger: hello darkness my old friend
[07:33:45] metaconstruct: although i gues idunno if its "TAS" necessarily
[07:33:46] bananaburger: oh its anime
[07:33:50] dajmasta: very anime
[07:33:53] diggleshut: I told myself I wouldn't cry anymore tonight
[07:33:53] metaconstruct: the fuck is this
[07:33:54] diggleshut: pls tim
[07:34:17] afluhatinrapper: ( what did this game do to deserve this polite boxing
[07:34:21] knightceo: So gingerly
[07:34:21] bananaburger: did he actually retire?
[07:34:27] perciacalos: There are speedrunners other than puncay and cheese?
[07:34:33] diggleshut: ;-;7
[07:34:33] taggenjuskor: sayonara shadow the 64
[07:34:33] arhowe: SourPls
[07:34:34] basssic: i think nero still plays other shit, just not mario
[07:34:36] dajmasta: the good times bible thump
[07:34:37] kagoshintaro: he played again later he does megaman runs now
[07:34:40] 13thmarc: He now lives like a windrammer
[07:34:45] diggleshut: now is the time to think about it all the time
[07:34:55] diggleshut: it's crazy faster now
[07:34:56] basssic: this run is like 4 minutes slower than the record
[07:34:57] koolman9921: Him, jiano and some other guy i cant remember all quit sm64 in 2012
[07:34:59] perciacalos: I love the low quality music
[07:35:03] diggleshut: the WR is nearly a minute beyond what was ever even thought possible
[07:35:22] metaconstruct: lol that guy
[07:35:28] slice919: no
[07:35:28] knightceo: Mario doesn’t belong in a 3D space
[07:35:32] basssic: no
[07:35:33] metaconstruct: man, jiano
[07:35:36] diggleshut: hahah
[07:35:36] metaconstruct: good ol days
[07:35:40] basssic: it was a cartridge tilt thingy, not reproducable
[07:36:05] dajmasta: so you just need to take your 64 to outer space and make sure there's no shielding for a chance at the glitch?
[07:36:31] metaconstruct: gotta wait for cosmic rays to flip a bit in your n64's RAM
[07:36:40] dajmasta: without destroying the rest of it first
[07:36:46] taggenjuskor: in space, nobody can hear mario scream
[07:36:46] dajmasta: better bring a few
[07:36:52] diggleshut: when you're in space every dampe try is first try
[07:36:53] knightceo: The secret to speed running is to pour water into your computer
[07:36:57] jencis0: TPFufun
[07:37:07] koolman9921: I remeber back in like 2010 2011 narcissa would stream MST runs of OOT with a webcam pointing at the tv and I thought that was the most impressive thing ever
[07:37:36] bananaburger: mystery science theater
[07:37:37] koolman9921: mediallion stones and trials
[07:37:42] basssic: is there a masked satan-esque thing in this game or no
[07:37:45] basssic: like if you use no continues
[07:37:48] knightceo: Monosodium glutamate
[07:38:14] dajmasta: i feel like satan shouldn't be an easter egg
[07:38:19] taggenjuskor: like the exploding carousels?
[07:38:24] diggleshut: tim has been searching for speedrun tricks in his downtime
[07:38:26] koolman9921: Video or it didnt happen
[07:38:35] revolutionrespawn: D:
[07:38:35] basssic: git gud
[07:38:35] pimanrules: you know, normal regular Satan
[07:38:35] perciacalos: Theres actually a video of that happening
[07:38:44] dajmasta: tim dreamed he was streaming it
[07:38:52] sorayarlarwin: I imagine it's on the unarchived somewhere
[07:38:57] koolman9921: was it on not_tim or puyopuyoplace?
[07:39:04] afluhatinrapper: do you ever dream of puyo?
[07:39:08] perciacalos: Are you sure its something you streamed, or did you watch it? Because I've seen it on youtube
[07:39:10] pimanrules: just your everyday garden variety Satan
[07:39:17] dajmasta: do you count puyos to go to sleep?
[07:39:25] diggleshut: if we can find that video we will undersatnd the means to create cold fusion
[07:39:28] jencis0: lies
[07:39:36] metaconstruct: why am i awake
[07:39:42] dajmasta: most of my dreams happen between going to bed and waking up
[07:39:43] koolman9921: Wow that's weird
[07:39:53] diggleshut: "It Was Something I Streamed" - The new film by Monotonetim
[07:39:58] sinlessmoon: Hey Tim.
[07:40:24] metaconstruct: please no
[07:40:27] diggleshut: yay
[07:40:29] koolman9921: timOh
[07:40:29] bananaburger: i cant wait to hear the song
[07:40:29] basssic: hell yeah
[07:40:32] koolman9921: no
[07:40:34] basssic: good games only on this stream
[07:40:35] dajmasta: p i x e l s
[07:40:38] perciacalos: Yeah! Angry bus!
[07:40:41] koolman9921: End your suffering
[07:40:42] revolutionrespawn: angry bus YEAH
[07:40:43] metaconstruct: lol
[07:40:46] sincerelylina: Oh hey there
[07:40:47] dajmasta: that's a taxi?
[07:40:53] 13thmarc: Whoa.. is this a trailer?
[07:40:56] diggleshut: do it tim win
[07:41:00] bananaburger: SourPls
[07:41:01] 13thmarc: 2019 game?
[07:41:04] sincerelylina: SourPls
[07:41:19] koolman9921: Wow look at these graphics, so impressive
[07:41:20] edthenerd: ha, I've got this gba and gc game here
[07:41:21] jencis0: Dragula
[07:41:23] metaconstruct: needs more FUMES OF HOT BURNING HOT BLOOD OF THE CAR
[07:41:35] edthenerd: yeah, the gba port is suprisingly good
[07:41:41] basssic: the intro is actually kind of impressive
[07:41:45] gashapon: this version is more impressive than the gcn version imo
[07:41:46] basssic: but the rest...
[07:41:47] dajmasta: 6 fps
[07:41:53] lemonhunter: this hurts my eyes
[07:41:53] perciacalos: Man, this bus is pissed
[07:42:04] koolman9921: i was being sarcastic dont listen to me
[07:42:09] knightceo: My eyes
[07:42:15] sincerelylina: I need the soundtrack for this game
[07:42:22] fragarach: A N G R Y B U S
[07:42:25] edthenerd: I only got to play this in an arcade once
[07:42:41] edthenerd: I was outbid on the guts to the arcade cab a few years back
[07:42:42] afluhatinrapper: please tell me every level has this angry bus song looping
[07:42:48] perciacalos: But where *is* the angry bus? This is a taxi
[07:42:48] koolman9921: Could you play crazybus on loop?
[07:43:03] knightceo: I leave for one second and this happens
[07:43:07] flamin_b: I've never heard of this.
[07:43:08] diggleshut: what is the name of the song the background song soudns exactly like
[07:43:14] perciacalos: Dragula
[07:43:15] metaconstruct: dragula
[07:43:18] diggleshut: ahhhh yeha
[07:43:35] metaconstruct: zob rombie
[07:43:42] perciacalos: Robert Zombie
[07:43:42] diggleshut: yeah trenchcoats
[07:43:46] diggleshut: and sunglasses
[07:43:53] metaconstruct: bobbie zombie
[07:43:57] knightceo: This is nooice
[07:44:04] diggleshut: dick zombie
[07:44:06] diggleshut: >
[07:44:09] koolman9921: more human than human
[07:44:10] bananaburger: bob zombert
[07:44:11] diggleshut: wait that's richard
[07:44:15] metaconstruct: hahahah
[07:44:17] perciacalos: Dammit diggle
[07:44:18] diggleshut: D:
[07:44:39] perciacalos: I cant find it anymore. Maybe it was a dream for me too
[07:44:46] perciacalos: Maybe I saw it here
[07:44:46] metaconstruct: sorry, what was this
[07:45:00] perciacalos: I know I've seen it though
[07:45:02] diggleshut: frue
[07:45:05] lemonhunter: is that fish okay
[07:45:06] quichemeesh: lirikWINK
[07:45:17] dajmasta: false, i let all of them out
[07:45:22] theeyesofsyn92: I have a gif of John Stamos biting a puppet if that counts for anything
[07:45:24] koolman9921: Apparently if you do the Konami code you can recreate that glitch Tim
[07:45:24] diggleshut: how much is the fish
[07:45:24] perciacalos: I blame the angry bus
[07:45:25] lemonhunter: woke
[07:45:27] dajmasta: SabaPing
[07:45:48] perciacalos: The konami code? But this isnt a konami game
[07:46:07] ryason55: maybe that's why it'd backfire
[07:46:17] perciacalos: riffThink
[07:46:28] theeyesofsyn92: https://i.imgur.com/EFLFYE5.gif
[07:46:33] theeyesofsyn92: therer
[07:46:35] theeyesofsyn92: there*
[07:46:36] perciacalos: Oh
[07:46:38] metaconstruct: luckily john stamos knows he is the SECOND worst person to play with the beach boys
[07:46:42] bananaburger: oh god i remember that episode of full house
[07:46:44] theeyesofsyn92: everything will be fine
[07:46:59] koolman9921: It was from an anonymous source Tim. I'll like tl apologize
[07:47:01] bananaburger: holy shit i was going to bring up the beach boys episode like yesterday
[07:47:07] bananaburger: idk why i was thinking about full house again
[07:47:17] metaconstruct: do i watch the full house remake, yes or no
[07:47:24] koolman9921: no
[07:47:25] bananaburger: for some reason i used to be obsessed with it as a kid when it was on nick at nite
[07:47:34] perciacalos: No
[07:47:40] metaconstruct: message recieved
[07:47:50] happydose: ehn i think of full house the first thing that comes to my mind is niel cicierga
[07:47:58] happydose: when**
[07:48:04] theeyesofsyn92: It made me sad watching Full House, so I mostly didn't watch too much of it
[07:48:08] bananaburger: yeah the beach boys totally sang kokomo to the full house family
[07:48:11] koolman9921: I never understood to appeal of Full House
[07:48:22] koolman9921: the*
[07:48:26] metaconstruct: hahahahah god
[07:48:27] metaconstruct: thats it
[07:48:56] knightceo: Everywhere you look
[07:48:58] metaconstruct: question being: has someone made vaporwave out of the full house OP
[07:49:15] bananaburger: i still unironically listen to that soundgarden/karen carpenter mashup
[07:49:21] perciacalos: Oh
[07:49:21] metaconstruct: oh
[07:49:24] dajmasta: it's like this stream is in the 90s
[07:49:25] dajmasta: again
[07:49:25] koolman9921: Man this tutorial is playing Puyo than you are
[07:49:25] wryght: neil was sent from high above
[07:49:26] jencis0: lmao
[07:49:35] metaconstruct: the best one is the ACDC one
[07:49:53] metaconstruct: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIl7aYxd3Z0
[07:49:54] wryght: to alanis? yeah
[07:49:59] dajmasta: i thought humans were good at adapting
[07:49:59] perciacalos: Even if I use a save state to know what pieces I get, I still suck
[07:50:15] koolman9921: Thanks tim for filling in my sentences
[07:50:40] knightceo: Have you seen one lately
[07:51:05] knightceo: Blubbering snowflakes
[07:51:14] metaconstruct: sleep is death KonCha later nerds
[07:51:31] dajmasta: nah the ice caps are melting, all the snowflakes are thin
[07:51:44] koolman9921: Annoyed Grunt is probably still my favourite https://youtu.be/RBmoQSHfO2U