Herbert Immortal Chapter 4

AN: I sed stup flaming ok herbert's name is HEBRET nut gary stu OK! 404 IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat they are acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"404!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

404 didn't answer but they stopped the flying car and they walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Herbert?" they asked.

"What?" I snapped.
404 leaned in extra-close and I looked into their gothic red eyes (they were wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then… suddenly just as I 404 kissed me passionately. 404 climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree.  I took of his clothes. Then we did it for the first time.
We started to kiss everywhere and my furry body became all warm. And then….

"YOOO BEACHES WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"

It was…. Rockhopper!