and it worked.
Carnage asks you: where are you?
tell carnage laundry room, you?
You ask Carnage: laundry room, you?
> Squelch.
get jewellery from bag
You get a griffin ring, two gold crucifoxes, two gold rings and a gold necklace from a pocket in the swag bag.
>
launder rings
You can only modify one item at a time.
>
launder ring
You should probably remove the yellow stone ring first.
> To the east, the cabbage farmer yells: Buy your cabbages only from me!
launder ring 2
You begin to study the gold ring with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
>
launder ring 3
Queued command: launder ring 3
> Saving...
You feel better at modifying jewellery.
You gently work the gold ring into a different shape.  It's not perfect but you think you did a good job overall.
You begin to study the gold ring with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
launder ring 4
Queued command: launder ring 4
> Carnage tells you: allmost there
You gently tweak the gold ring's design into something else.  It's not perfect but at least it's unrecognizable.
You begin to study the griffin ring with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
You attempt to work the griffin ring into a slightly different shape.  Unfortunately you only succeed in chipping it.  Oh well, at least it's unrecognizable.
launder ring 5
Cannot find "ring", no match.
>
hskill
That doesn't work.
>
hskills
Recent skill changes during this session:
Sun Jan  8 18:08:02 2017 - covert.points increased by 1 level (and bonus 1) to level 84 (and bonus 204).
Sun Jan  8 18:22:30 2017 - fighting.defence.dodging increased by 1 level (and bonus 1) to level 70 (and bonus 210).
Sun Jan  8 18:31:56 2017 - covert.stealth.outside increased by 1 level (and bonus 0) to level 111 (and bonus 238).
Sun Jan  8 18:40:42 2017 - fighting.special.tactics increased by 5 levels (and bonus 5) to level 48 (and bonus 155).
Sun Jan  8 18:42:22 2017 - fighting.defence.dodging increased by 1 level (and bonus 0) to level 71 (and bonus 210).
Sun Jan  8 18:49:34 2017 - fighting.points increased by 1 level (and bonus 3) to level 32 (and bonus 133).
Sun Jan  8 18:59:37 2017 - covert.stealth.outside increased by 1 level (and bonus 1) to level 112 (and bonus 239).
Sun Jan  8 19:12:00 2017 - fighting.defence.dodging increased by 1 level (and bonus 2) to level 72 (and bonus 212).
Sun Jan  8 19:22:39 2017 - fighting.points increased by 1 level (and bonus 2) to level 33 (and bonus 135).
Sun Jan  8 19:24:32 2017 - covert.manipulation.stealing increased by 4 levels (and bonus 2) to level 130 (and bonus 241).
Sun Jan  8 19:24:47 2017 - covert.manipulation.stealing increased by 11 levels (and bonus 6) to level 141 (and bonus 247).
Sun Jan  8 19:33:26 2017 - covert.hiding.person increased by 1 level (and bonus 1) to level 55 (and bonus 194).
Sun Jan  8 19:53:54 2017 - covert.points increased by 1 level (and bonus 0) to level 85 (and bonus 204).
Sun Jan  8 19:58:08 2017 - fighting.defence.dodging increased by 1 level (and bonus 0) to level 73 (and bonus 212).
Sun Jan  8 20:01:10 2017 - crafts.smithing.gold increased by 1 level (and bonus 6) to level 11 (and bonus 64).
>
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In a furtive guild house full of furtive guild members, this room somehow manages to stand out for being extra furtive.  Tall worktables form neat rows, their surfaces pitted and stained from the activities that have taken place upon them.  A wide variety of tools hang from neat racks on the immaculate stone walls, all looking clean, in good repair, and very serious.  Oil lamps dangle from the ceiling, their bright, steady flames each casting a bright light on the worktable directly beneath them.  This is the place where stolen goods really disappear, to begin their lives anew with new faces.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Two pairs of tight high-heeled leather boots and a tight white blouse are on the floor.
>
inv
You are unburdened (10%) by:
Holding : a tiger fang (left hand) and a tiger fang (right hand).
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a watchet woollen gown, a pair of climbing gloves, a swag bag and a pair of crampons.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring, a pair of woolly trousers and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: two gold crucifoxes, two gold rings, a gold necklace and a griffin ring.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
> (Thieves) Nemex's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: Personally I like using "shoplift random thing" or "shoplift random jewellery"
launfer crusifox
That doesn't work.
Carnage arrives from the north.
>
huggle carnage
You huggle Carnage.
> Carnage gives a ruby-studded sword belt to you.
To the east, the cabbage farmer yells: Buy your cabbages only from me!
Carnage beeps happily.
Carnage gets a rose rhodonite ring from a pocket in a utility belt.
Carnage fixes up the rose rhodonite ring.
Carnage puts the rose rhodonite ring in a pocket in the utility belt.
tell carnage may i try steal from you?
You ask Carnage: may i try steal from you?
> (Thieves) Nemex's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: For those times I plan on just getting as much as I can
l carnage
You see Carnage the Proficient Bag Snatcher.
He is a strapping young human lad.
He is in good shape.
He is standing.
He looks rather warm.
Wearing : an eyepatch, a pair of black soft-soled boots, a pair of iron gauntlets and a fluffy cloak.
Carrying: a stiletto, a thief's dagger, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a crystal ball and a black frisbee.
His purse is home to only moths!
> Carnage tells you: sure
steal stiletto from carnage
You try to steal the stiletto from Carnage but he notices you and manages to protect his possessions.
>
hide
You search for a suitable spot and hide.
>
steal stiletto from carnage
Queued command: steal stiletto from carnage
> You try to steal the stiletto from Carnage but he notices you and manages to protect his possessions.
You come out of your hiding place.
(Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: and then you have a lot of fails and drive up shop security if you dont already have a lot of skills
Carnage tells you: wait in guild could be a issue :P
Squelch.
tell carnage not even close :D
You tell Carnage: not even close :D
> Carnage tells you: never mind
tell carnage thanks!
You exclaim to Carnage: thanks!
>
inv
You are unburdened (10%) by:
Holding : a tiger fang (left hand) and a tiger fang (right hand).
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a watchet woollen gown, a pair of climbing gloves, a swag bag and a pair of crampons.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring, a pair of woolly trousers and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: a ruby-studded sword belt, two gold crucifoxes, two gold rings, a gold necklace and a griffin ring.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
> (Thieves) Nemex's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: What do you mean
wear belt
You are already wearing the breath-taking pink and black suspender belt.
>
wear belts
You wear a ruby-studded sword belt.
>
sheathe all
You sheathe two tiger fangs in the ruby-studded sword belt.
>
tell carnage fits like gove :D
You tell Carnage: fits like gove :D
>
inv
You are unburdened (6%) by:
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a watchet woollen gown, a pair of climbing gloves, a swag bag, a pair of crampons and a ruby-studded sword belt.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring, a pair of woolly trousers and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: two gold crucifoxes, two gold rings, a gold necklace and a griffin ring.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
> Carnage tells you: you can steal form most players when you hit 350 bonus
tell carnage nice :D
You tell Carnage: nice :D
> Carnage tells you: atleast all the new players.
You feel quite warm.
(Thieves) Nemex's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: No it's assuming I can lift everything in the shop and don't want to peck and hunt through the entire list
Carnage tells you: most dont have ad pe above that bonus.
tell carnage how much to steal from orpheo?
You ask Carnage: how much to steal from orpheo?
> Squelch.
finger orpheo
Login name: Orpheo                     Real name: TMB
Birthday: 24th of February             E-mail: [email protected]
Member of the White Wizards            Location: Jersey Haus
Homepage: http://www.pyromancy.org
Orpheo is a Playtester.
Roles: Playtester.
First logged on Wed Nov  3 00:56:27 2004.
1 year, 38 days, 22 hours, 15 minutes and 25 seconds old.
Last logged off 1 day, 20 hours, 31 minutes and 45 seconds ago.
2 mail messages, 2 of them unread.
Project:
Eclair tells you: I have tried scrying Kebbles and Pluie and Valerin and most. I've scried so much I scried this boast. But scrying Orpheo and instantly I find, My scrying is done. Scry Orpheo: go blind.
Plan:
Always happy to teach (will travel!) - etbs:
 ad.he 450, ad.pe 355
 polearm 493, parry 460
 cr.ma.tan 302, cr.mu.in.wi 320
  Also good etbs for most magic skills
> Carnage tells you: you cant he is npk.
tell carnage pity
You tell Carnage: pity
> Carnage tells you: there was a PK reset.
tell carnage i dont like him XD
You tell Carnage: i dont like him XD
> Doctor Sneeky MacKill sneaks up behind Carnage and stabs him with Good Intentions.  Carnage staggers forward before collapsing, the wound bleeding profusely.
Carnage dies.
To the south, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock tolls once, signifying another successful inhumation.
The ghost of Scary Carnage grins at you.
tell carnage hehe
Squelch.
You tell the ghost of Carnage: hehe
> (Thieves) Lutt's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: it can't be worth the waiting on GP to steal everything in any shop
tell carnage hope you did not have too many xp
Well Travelled Jerusalem arrives from the north.
You tell the ghost of Carnage: hope you did not have too many xp
>
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In a furtive guild house full of furtive guild members, this room somehow manages to stand out for being extra furtive.  Tall worktables form neat rows, their surfaces pitted and stained from the activities that have taken place upon them.  A wide variety of tools hang from neat racks on the immaculate stone walls, all looking clean, in good repair, and very serious.  Oil lamps dangle from the ceiling, their bright, steady flames each casting a bright light on the worktable directly beneath them.  This is the place where stolen goods really disappear, to begin their lives anew with new faces.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Well Travelled Jerusalem and the ghost of Scary Carnage are standing here.
Two pairs of tight high-heeled leather boots, a tight white blouse and the corpse of Carnage are on the floor.
> Well Travelled Jerusalem puts the flat cap, the yellow stone ring and the ruby ring into a pocket in the close-fitting black leather bag.
Squelch.
wave
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes the fluffy cloak, the close-fitting black leather bag and the moonstone-studded sword belt so he can remove the laced-up leather breastplate.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears the fluffy cloak, the close-fitting black leather bag and the moonstone-studded sword belt.
You wave.
> Well Travelled Jerusalem repairs the laced-up leather breastplate.
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes a fluffy cloak, a close-fitting black leather bag and a moonstone-studded sword belt so he can wear a laced-up leather breastplate.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears a fluffy cloak, a close-fitting black leather bag and a moonstone-studded sword belt.
(Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: have lots of gp and a good shop..
killers
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes the fluffy cloak so he can remove the close-fitting black leather bag.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears the fluffy cloak.
There are nine player killers logged in:
Avenged, Carnage, Nosca, Sigma, Sneeky, Takhisis, Thuchaz, Vivid and Lina
> Well Travelled Jerusalem repairs the close-fitting black leather bag.
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes a fluffy cloak so he can wear a close-fitting black leather bag.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears a fluffy cloak.
Well Travelled Jerusalem fixes up the sapphire-hilted sword.
(Thieves) Lutt's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: more thinking in terms of Nemex's situation
gu carnage was just inhumed
You whisper into the blackened canteen.
(Thieves) Lina's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: carnage was just inhumed
>
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In a furtive guild house full of furtive guild members, this room somehow manages to stand out for being extra furtive.  Tall worktables form neat rows, their surfaces pitted and stained from the activities that have taken place upon them.  A wide variety of tools hang from neat racks on the immaculate stone walls, all looking clean, in good repair, and very serious.  Oil lamps dangle from the ceiling, their bright, steady flames each casting a bright light on the worktable directly beneath them.  This is the place where stolen goods really disappear, to begin their lives anew with new faces.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Well Travelled Jerusalem and the ghost of Scary Carnage are standing here.
Two pairs of tight high-heeled leather boots, a tight white blouse and the corpse of Carnage are on the floor.
>
inv
You are unburdened (6%) by:
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a watchet woollen gown, a pair of climbing gloves, a swag bag, a pair of crampons and a ruby-studded sword belt.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring, a pair of woolly trousers and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: two gold crucifoxes, two gold rings, a gold necklace and a griffin ring.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
> To the south, the big bronze gong in the Temple of Small Gods bongs eleven times.
launder crucifox
You begin to study the gold crucifox with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
> The ghost of Scary Carnage grins at you.
To the northeast, Old Tom, the tongueless and magical octiron bell of Unseen University, tolls eleven sonorous silences.
You attempt to work the gold crucifox into a slightly different shape.  You succeed in giving it a few new scrapes and dents, but it's still recognizable as the original stolen piece.
(Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: I rather like seeing Rock a Rama and Wylde's empty when I leave. very satisfying
launder crucifox 2
You begin to study the gold crucifox with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
> Well Travelled Jerusalem hefts 10 Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars, some Ankh-Morpork dollars, 3 Ankh-Morpork half-dollars, 6 Ankh-Morpork ten-pence, 5 Ankh-Morpork pence, some Djelian tooni, 4 Genuan livres, 9 Lancre shillings, one Lancre sixpence, one Lancre thruppence, one Lancre penny, 2 Lancre ha'pennies and one Lancre farthing to see how much it weighs.
Squelch.
Well Travelled Jerusalem sheathes the sapphire-hilted sword in the moonstone-studded sword belt.
You attempt to work the gold crucifox into a slightly different shape.  You succeed in giving it a few new scrapes and dents, but it's still recognizable as the original stolen piece.
Well Travelled Jerusalem gets a small silver needle and a thread spool from a pocket in a close-fitting black leather bag.
To the south, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock slowly chimes eleven times.
launder crucifox
Well Travelled Jerusalem holds a small silver needle in his left hand.
Well Travelled Jerusalem threads the small silver needle with a blue cotton thread.
You begin to study the gold crucifox with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
> Well Travelled Jerusalem removes the fluffy cloak.
Well Travelled Jerusalem neatly stitches the fluffy cloak up with the small silver needle.  The fluffy cloak looks as good as new.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears a fluffy cloak.
Well Travelled Jerusalem draws the sapphire-hilted sword from the moonstone-studded sword belt into his left hand and right hand.
Well Travelled Jerusalem puts the small silver needle and the empty spool into a pocket in the close-fitting black leather bag.
(Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: by  aplayer or by an npc?
Well Travelled Jerusalem sheathes the sapphire-hilted sword in the moonstone-studded sword belt.
(Thieves) Zifern's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying that she would love to experience that jsut once...
You attempt to rework the gold crucifox into a slightly different shape.  Unfortunately your hand slips and it's completely ruined.  You regretfully throw the bits you can find into the rubbish bin.
Well Travelled Jerusalem gets a small silver needle and an empty spool from a pocket in a close-fitting black leather bag.
Well Travelled Jerusalem holds a small silver needle in his left hand.
Well Travelled Jerusalem sweats.
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes the pair of bronze-plated greaves, the fluffy cloak, the close-fitting black leather bag, the moonstone-studded sword belt, the laced-up leather breastplate, the pair of steel vambraces and the ringmail hauberk so he can remove the padded cloth jumpsuit.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears the pair of bronze-plated greaves, the fluffy cloak, the close-fitting black leather bag, the moonstone-studded sword belt, the laced-up leather breastplate, the pair of steel vambraces and the ringmail hauberk.
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes a fluffy cloak, a close-fitting black leather bag, a laced-up leather breastplate, a ringmail hauberk, a pair of bronze-plated greaves, a moonstone-studded sword belt and a pair of steel vambraces so he can wear a padded cloth jumpsuit.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears a fluffy cloak, a close-fitting black leather bag, a laced-up leather breastplate, a ringmail hauberk, a pair of bronze-plated greaves, a moonstone-studded sword belt and a pair of steel vambraces.
Well Travelled Jerusalem draws the sapphire-hilted sword from the moonstone-studded sword belt into his left hand and right hand.
Well Travelled Jerusalem puts the small silver needle and the empty spool into a pocket in the close-fitting black leather bag.
(Thieves) Lutt's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: wait till he has his talker back and we can interrogate
Well Travelled Jerusalem sheathes the sapphire-hilted sword in the moonstone-studded sword belt.
Well Travelled Jerusalem gets a small silver needle and an empty spool from a pocket in a close-fitting black leather bag.
Well Travelled Jerusalem holds a small silver needle in his left hand.
gu  Doctor Sneeky MacKill sneaks up behind Carnage and stabs him with Good Intentions.  Carnage staggers forward before collapsing, the wound bleeding profusely.
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes the fluffy cloak, the close-fitting black leather bag, the moonstone-studded sword belt, the laced-up leather breastplate, the pair of steel vambraces, the pair of bronze-plated greaves and the ringmail hauberk so he can remove the padded woolen kaftan.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears the fluffy cloak, the close-fitting black leather bag, the moonstone-studded sword belt, the laced-up leather breastplate, the pair of steel vambraces, the pair of bronze-plated greaves and the ringmail hauberk.
You whisper into the blackened canteen.
(Thieves) Lina's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: Doctor Sneeky MacKill sneaks up behind Carnage and stabs him with Good Intentions.  Carnage staggers forward before collapsing, the wound bleeding profusely.
> (Thieves) Pancracker's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: wasn't he trying to steal from the assasins guild?
Well Travelled Jerusalem removes a fluffy cloak, a close-fitting black leather bag, a laced-up leather breastplate, a ringmail hauberk, a moonstone-studded sword belt, a pair of steel vambraces and a pair of bronze-plated greaves so he can wear a padded woolen kaftan.
Well Travelled Jerusalem wears a fluffy cloak, a close-fitting black leather bag, a laced-up leather breastplate, a ringmail hauberk, a moonstone-studded sword belt, a pair of steel vambraces and a pair of bronze-plated greaves.
gu yes
Well Travelled Jerusalem draws the sapphire-hilted sword from the moonstone-studded sword belt into his left hand and right hand.
Well Travelled Jerusalem puts the small silver needle and the empty spool into a pocket in the close-fitting black leather bag.
You whisper into the blackened canteen.
(Thieves) Lina's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: yes
> (Thieves) Lutt's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: successfully stole from there
(Thieves) Lutt's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: testing if it resulted in a contract
You feel quite warm.
You sweat.
inv
You are unburdened (6%) by:
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a watchet woollen gown, a pair of climbing gloves, a swag bag, a pair of crampons and a ruby-studded sword belt.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring, a pair of woolly trousers and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: two gold rings, a gold necklace, a gold crucifox and a griffin ring.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
> (Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: but he might have already had a contract on him
look
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In a furtive guild house full of furtive guild members, this room somehow manages to stand out for being extra furtive.  Tall worktables form neat rows, their surfaces pitted and stained from the activities that have taken place upon them.  A wide variety of tools hang from neat racks on the immaculate stone walls, all looking clean, in good repair, and very serious.  Oil lamps dangle from the ceiling, their bright, steady flames each casting a bright light on the worktable directly beneath them.  This is the place where stolen goods really disappear, to begin their lives anew with new faces.
There is one obvious exit: north.
Well Travelled Jerusalem and the ghost of Scary Carnage are standing here.
Two pairs of tight high-heeled leather boots, a tight white blouse and the corpse of Carnage are on the floor.
>
launder crucifox
You begin to study the gold crucifox with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
> (Thieves) Nuala's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: that what I thought too
You attempt to rework the gold crucifox into a slightly different shape.  Unfortunately your hand slips and it's completely ruined.  You regretfully throw the bits you can find into the rubbish bin.
inv
You are unburdened (6%) by:
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a watchet woollen gown, a pair of climbing gloves, a swag bag, a pair of crampons and a ruby-studded sword belt.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring, a pair of woolly trousers and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: two gold rings, a gold necklace and a griffin ring.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
>
cond
The gold ring (1) is in excellent condition.
The Thieves' Guild Licence (2) is in excellent condition.
The pair of tight high-heeled leather boots (3) is in excellent condition.
The blackened canteen (4) is in excellent condition.
The gold necklace (5) is in excellent condition.
The ruby-studded sword belt (6) is in excellent condition.
The yellow stone ring (7) is in excellent condition.
The breath-taking pink and black suspender belt (8) is in excellent condition.
The pair of crampons (9) is in excellent condition.
The pair of thick woollen socks (10) is in excellent condition.
The griffin ring (11) is in excellent condition.
The swag bag (12) is in excellent condition.
The pair of climbing gloves (13) is in excellent condition.
The pair of tight high-heeled leather boots (14) is in excellent condition.
The gold ring (15) is in excellent condition.
The tight white blouse (16) is in very good condition.
The pair of woolly trousers (17) is in good condition.
The watchet woollen gown (18) is in fairly poor condition.
> (Thieves) Pancracker's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: stealing from there got me inhumed.  I think it automatically generates a contract
launder necklace
You begin to study the gold necklace with a jeweller's loupe, examining the design with an eye to changing it.
> To the east, the cabbage farmer yells: Buy your cabbages only from me!
You gently tweak the gold necklace's design into something else.  It's not perfect but at least it's unrecognizable.
(Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: yep and you dont know when they will close it
Well Travelled Jerusalem gets an empty spool from a pocket in a close-fitting black leather bag.
Well Travelled Jerusalem drops an empty spool.
Well Travelled Jerusalem leaves north.
gu or even IF
You whisper into the blackened canteen.
(Thieves) Lina's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: or even IF
>
gu if they are cruel they wait for a long time
You whisper into the blackened canteen.
(Thieves) Lina's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: if they are cruel they wait for a long time
>
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In a furtive guild house full of furtive guild members, this room somehow manages to stand out for being extra furtive.  Tall worktables form neat rows, their surfaces pitted and stained from the activities that have taken place upon them.  A wide variety of tools hang from neat racks on the immaculate stone walls, all looking clean, in good repair, and very serious.  Oil lamps dangle from the ceiling, their bright, steady flames each casting a bright light on the worktable directly beneath them.  This is the place where stolen goods really disappear, to begin their lives anew with new faces.
There is one obvious exit: north.
The ghost of Scary Carnage is standing here.
Two pairs of tight high-heeled leather boots, a tight white blouse, the corpse of Carnage and an empty spool are on the floor.
> Squelch.
(Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: somehow I think they always get their man .. eventually.
inv
You are unburdened (6%) by:
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a watchet woollen gown, a pair of climbing gloves, a swag bag, a pair of crampons and a ruby-studded sword belt.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring, a pair of woolly trousers and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: two gold rings, a gold necklace and a griffin ring.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
>
cond
The gold ring (1) is in excellent condition.
The Thieves' Guild Licence (2) is in excellent condition.
The pair of tight high-heeled leather boots (3) is in excellent condition.
The blackened canteen (4) is in excellent condition.
The gold necklace (5) is in excellent condition.
The ruby-studded sword belt (6) is in excellent condition.
The yellow stone ring (7) is in excellent condition.
The breath-taking pink and black suspender belt (8) is in excellent condition.
The pair of crampons (9) is in excellent condition.
The pair of thick woollen socks (10) is in excellent condition.
The griffin ring (11) is in excellent condition.
The swag bag (12) is in excellent condition.
The pair of climbing gloves (13) is in excellent condition.
The pair of tight high-heeled leather boots (14) is in excellent condition.
The gold ring (15) is in excellent condition.
The tight white blouse (16) is in very good condition.
The pair of woolly trousers (17) is in good condition.
The watchet woollen gown (18) is in fairly poor condition.
> (Thieves) Emily's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: years later when you forget and walk into the guild to meet a friend.. boom
remove gown
You remove the swag bag so you can remove the watchet woollen gown.
You wear the swag bag.
>
sew gown
Cannot find "pack", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
You pull your thread from spool.
Queued command: thread needle with thread
Queued command: sew gown with needle
Queued command: wind thread on spool
Queued command: drop empty spool
Queued command: put needle and spool in pack
> That doesn't work.
That doesn't work.
Cannot find "thread", no match.
Cannot find "empty spool", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
get threads from bags
You get two blue cotton threads from a pocket in the swag bag.
>
sew gown
Cannot find "pack", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
You pull your thread from spool.
Try something else.
Command [ thread needle with thread] failed in alias sew.
Queued command: sew gown with needle
Queued command: wind thread on spool
Queued command: drop empty spool
Queued command: put needle and spool in pack
> What?
Cannot find "spool", no match.
Cannot find "empty spool", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
Cannot find "needle", no match.
alias sew
sew: get needle and spool from pack; hold needle; pull thread from spool; thread needle with thread; sew $*$ with needle; wind thread on spool; drop empty spool; put needle and spool in pack
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alias sew get needle&spool from bag; hold needle; pull thread from spool; thread needle with thread; sew $*$ with needle; wind thread on spool; drop empty spool; put needle&spool in pack
Changed alias "sew" from "get needle and spool from pack; hold needle; pull thread from spool; thread needle with thread; sew $*$ with needle; wind thread on spool; drop empty spool; put needle and spool in pack".
>
alias sew get needle&spool from bag; hold needle; pull thread from spool; thread needle with thread; sew $*$ with needle; wind thread on spool; drop empty spool; put needle&spool in bag
Changed alias "sew" from "get needle&spool from bag; hold needle; pull thread from spool; thread needle with thread; sew $*$ with needle; wind thread on spool; drop empty spool; put needle&spool in pack".
>
sew gown
You get a small silver needle from a pocket in the swag bag.
You hold a small silver needle in your left hand.
You pull your thread from spool.
Queued command: thread needle with thread
Queued command: sew gown with needle
Queued command: wind thread on spool
Queued command: drop empty spool
Queued command: put needle&spool in bag
> You thread the small silver needle with one blue cotton thread.
You try to mend the watchet woollen gown with the small silver needle, but only succeed in destroying the thread.
Cannot find "spool", no match.
Cannot find "empty spool", no match.
You put the small silver needle in a pocket in the swag bag.
inv
Queued command: inv
>
sew gown
Queued command: sew gown
> You are unburdened (6%) by:
Wearing : a blackened canteen, a Thieves' Guild Licence, a pair of climbing gloves, a pair of woolly trousers, a pair of crampons, a ruby-studded sword belt and a swag bag.
(under) : a breath-taking pink and black suspender belt, a yellow stone ring and a pair of thick woollen socks.
Carrying: a blue cotton thread, two gold rings, a gold necklace, a griffin ring and a watchet woollen gown.
Your purse contains 11 Ankh-Morpork pence.
You get a small silver needle from a pocket in the swag bag.
You hold a small silver needle in your left hand.
You pull your thread from spool.
Queued command: thread needle with thread
Queued command: sew gown with needle
Queued command: wind thread on spool
Queued command: drop empty spool
Queued command: put needle&spool in bag
You thread the small silver needle with a blue cotton thread.
You clumsily stitch the watchet woollen gown up with the small silver needle.
Squelch.
Cannot find "thread", no match.
Cannot find "empty spool", no match.
look
Queued command: look
> You put the small silver needle in a pocket in the swag bag.
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In a furtive guild house full of furtive guild members, this room somehow manages to stand out for being extra furtive.  Tall worktables form neat rows, their surfaces pitted and stained from the activities that have taken place upon them.  A wide variety of tools hang from neat racks on the immaculate stone walls, all looking clean, in good repair, and very serious.  Oil lamps dangle from the ceiling, their bright, steady flames each casting a bright light on the worktable directly beneath them.  This is the place where stolen goods really disappear, to begin their lives anew with new faces.
There is one obvious exit: north.
The ghost of Scary Carnage is standing here.
Two pairs of tight high-heeled leather boots, a tight white blouse, the corpse of Carnage and an empty spool are on the floor.
(Thieves) Pancracker's wispy voice comes from the blackened canteen, saying: or even come across a named NPC assassin out on the streets
cond
The gold ring (1) is in excellent condition.
The Thieves' Guild Licence (2) is in excellent condition.
The pair of tight high-heeled leather boots (3) is in excellent condition.
The blackened canteen (4) is in excellent condition.
The gold necklace (5) is in excellent condition.
The ruby-studded sword belt (6) is in excellent condition.
The yellow stone ring (7) is in excellent condition.
The breath-taking pink and black suspender belt (8) is in excellent condition.
The pair of crampons (9) is in excellent condition.
The pair of thick woollen socks (10) is in excellent condition.
The griffin ring (11) is in excellent condition.
The swag bag (12) is in excellent condition.
The pair of climbing gloves (13) is in excellent condition.
The pair of tight high-heeled leather boots (14) is in excellent condition.
The gold ring (15) is in excellent condition.
The tight white blouse (16) is in very good condition.
The pair of woolly trousers (17) is in good condition.
The watchet woollen gown (18) is in good condition.
> You feel quite warm.
tell carnage got a pishe coming?
Carnage has been idle for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.
You ask the ghost of Carnage: got a pishe coming?