Kalos' Games #spacecopsic 3/4/2017

DiscoDude: **---BEGIN SESSION---**
DiscoDude: **Session logging commenced**
Ommy|GM: Last time on Psion Hunters, you all have your planetary visas for this planet and are basically goverment agents now.
Ommy|GM: >what do
Keith: "We have time for an actual vacation?"
Ommy|GM: Lotus shrugs, "Don't we have to like...yknow...quit our other police jobs?"
Keith: "Right. We gotta leave a notice to them. Two week, was it?"
Miri: "Not me," Miri says with a sarcastic smile.
Keith: "Oh goodie."
Keith: "Now, we are technically in vacation... So, I have no idea how this works."
Keith: (We having timeskip? Into vacation?)
Ommy|GM: (yes)
Keith: "So. Miri."
Keith: "I assume you had some time to think... About vacation?"
Keith: "Not that you weren't in vacation by yourself."
Keith: _Keith nudges Miri, with a grin_
Miri: "I dunno. It's been so long since I, well. I guess I had time to think about *just relaxing.*"
Miri: _twists her shoulders a bit._
Miri: "I guess I haven't had a chance to test *everything* this cyborg body can do..."
Keith: "That's the spirit!"
Keith: "Wait."
Keith: "Where are we going now?"
Ommy|GM: Lotus shrugs, "I guess I can go on vacation too, and didn't they mention something about a resort with above ground and underground areas?"
Keith: "Why would someone want to be underground... In a resort?"
Ommy|GM: "Underground both literal and figurative, like...You can do stuff not really legal in public."
Ommy|GM: She puts a lot of emphasis on the **stuff**
Keith: "Who, wha... What kind of stuff? Is it stuff that... Can get us arrested?!"
Miri: "I wouldn't have an idea what specifically that means," Miri says.
Ommy|GM: "As in doing what animals do...Yknow...Public Indecency?"
Cyril: _shouts from the ship.  "I think she's talkin' about banging!"_
Miri: "You mean...stripping *naked?*" Miri glances towards the ship. "...Oh."
Keith: "Like... Going around naked?"
"Fucking in public?"

...

"Eating from a bowl in the ground?"
Cyril: _shouts more quietly, "If you're into that I guess"_
Ommy|GM: "Yes fucking in public." She sighs and shrugs.
Miri: "Well - " and she's clearly red in the face under that pink fur - " - I know which places I'm going to *avoid*." She clears her throat.
Keith: "It's fine, Miri. You'll just stay on the upper levels."
Ommy|GM: "Upper levels from what I heard are just regular fun stuff."
Keith: "Meanwhile, I'll probably be walking around in the lower levels, naked... And fucking."
Miri: _is just a BIT curious what exactly goes down under there, but...some habits are hard to break._
Keith: "I can even record it, Miri, in senses you don't have. If you wish to check it out."
Keith says, sticking his tongue out
Ommy|GM: She turns to Keith, "You better hope safe sex is standard there." She shivers.
Miri: "Thank you for the consideration, but...no," Miri says, torn between curiosity and long-reinforced prudishness.
Keith: "I am probably imprevious to any disease there, anyways."
Keith: "Lily, you're gonna have fun on the lower levels?"
Lily: (
"I don't care what you guys call the ship, I'm calling it the shocker, and since I'm the one flying it" )
Miri: "W-well, for whatever it's worth...I shouldn't have to worry, unless they've invented a *venereal disease* that can infect pseudodermis." She has no idea why the thought came to mind, or why she chose to voice it.
Lily: ( *does an old human hand gesture, two in the pink etc.* )
Cyril: (oh my god)
Ommy|GM: Lotus is a little bit hesistant with going with Keith, she hasn't really thought about it at all he entire life, just punching stuff was her forte.
Keith: "It is not like a single thing can't have many names... For example..."
Keith then has a wide grin
"Hehehehe..."
Keith: (BRB)
Keith: (Back)
Lily: blow off some steam
Lily: while getting other things blown
Lily: *eyebrows*
Keith: "I vote we all go to that place."
Lily: "Yep
Keith: "We've been through some fucking bullshit, we need a vacation."
Lily: , that place is the place we should go."
Ommy|GM: "What's the worse that could happen."
Keith: "When we are back, I'll present you to my family, because I am going to be out of this station for a long time, I'll assume."
Keith: "Miri, Cyril, you okay with us going there?"
Miri: _sighs deeply and smiles. "I could use some new experiences."_
Keith: "You can just stay aboveground... Y'know."
Cyril: _nods. Strange pleasure-planet places. "Yeah, I'll be fine there."_
Ommy|GM: "It seems like it's settled, let's go on ahead then!" (Time Skip?)
Keith: (I vote yes)
Miri: (sure)
Lily: ( yeah )
Keith: ("Lily, what do you think? Should I wear trunks or a bikini to the beach?")
Miri: ("...I've never worn a bikini before.")
Ommy|GM: You all arrive at the resort area, you are welcomed by some avalis, "Welcome! please present your passes or Identification." They smiled.
Miri: ("*Fuck it.*" *-buys the skimpiest one available-*)
Lily: (" why wear anything? " )
Keith: ("Because beaches are aboveground")
Lily: _'s species actually doesn't have a beach or pool scene so_
Keith: _Keith presents his ID_
Lily: _flashes her id card_
Miri: _shows her ID_
Lily: _actually probably doesn't know how to swim_
Ommy|GM: They all let you in one by one, before looking at them go off, "Have fun!" one of them blurted.
Keith: "Thanks! We will!"
Miri: _nods in acknowledgment._
Ommy|GM: The resort was all sunshine, palm trees, beaches, and a warm breeze, many families and such were playing on the beach or lounging at the bars for refreshments. Lots of fun, also there were buildings that contained massages and even a spa with hot springs.
Ommy|GM: This entire area stretched out for miles on end.
Keith: "Oh my God. This place can't be real, we must be in VR..."
Miri: _breathes in deeply. "Can you SMELL that," she says, dreamily._
Ommy|GM: "It feels...really nice...with this sand between my feet, I could get used to this."
Lily: ( come to think of it, you'd probably want to wear gloves to massage lily's species :V )
Keith: _Keith breaths in... "Wow..."_
Miri: (ELECTRO-MOUSE)
Miri: _glances at Lotus._
Lily: ( pushing into their bioelectric skin? might give a mild shock )
Miri: "First order of duty," she mutters to herself. "Sandals."
Lily: ( especially while using highly conductive oils to lube it  up? )
Keith: "HAH! SANDALS! Let the sand rest between your toes, tin-woman!"
Miri: "I'm gonna let that slide," Miri says, in too good a mood to take offense.
Ommy|GM: "I mean, the only other planet I've been to was that dust giant."
Cyril: _goes back to get shoes. Sand, gross. Must be an alien thing._
Miri: "Where's a...what do you call it? A swimwear shop around here?"
Keith: "I think we can get an overlay, easily, with our implants, lemme try it..."
Ommy|GM: "There's probably one inside-" As she says this all of you get a directory on your implants
Keith: "Just you watch, Lily, she's gonna get a diving suit..."
Ommy|GM: The swimwear shop, was directly inside the building on the second floor.
Lily: _realizes something... everyone here is backwater space rubes in their own way, not having much experience beside space stations_
Lily: _actually isn't very comfortable on planet... at least not "outside"_
Keith: "The sand is so fine! It is like talk between my toes!" Keith muses, looking down
Ommy|GM: And there was VR stations at the top of the building, in case Cyril wanted ro tinker with those.
Lily: ( Keith just needs to go to the mystery shack)
Lily: ( it's full of mysteries! )
Keith: "Miri, want to get some help with the bikini shop? Or are you ok going yourself?"
Keith: "Wait..."
Cyril: ( Mysteries? :D )
Miri: *"I, uh..."* She clears her throat. "I think I'd like to do this myself, thank you."
Keith: "Is it too late to take it back?"
Miri: "Take what back?"
Keith: "Nevermind."
Ommy|GM: Lotus goes towards the water to touch it, it was warm, and seemed like fresh water, not salty at all, "That's odd."
Lily: _leaves Keith to enjoying his weird sandbeach and decides to visit the underground... which is much more suited to her in every way anyways_
Miri: _sighs. "You can come if you want, I guess," she says, rolling her eyes._
Keith: "Well... Good you don't mind me tagging along! I think I have to buy swimwear myself."
Ommy|GM: Looks at Lily and follows her, "Hey wait up!" she spoke as she followed Lily.
Keith: _Keith follows Miri to the shop... If she is going there_
Miri: _makes her way to the second floor and the swimwear shop._
Lily: _waits up for Lotus and continues onwards o3o_
Keith: "Do you wonder what is <@!Cyril> doing right now? He came along with us, right?"
Ommy|GM: There is a large selection of swimsuits there, from full on one piece suits to skimpy slings, and a whole lot of other suits as well.
Ommy|GM: Lotus catches up with Lily and continues onward, "So...Do you know where it is?" She asks.
Miri: "Ahmmmmm..." She picks out a pair of sandals (strappy with medium heels; obviously there has to be *some* concession to fashion) and three different two-piece looks, and makes her way to the fitting room.
Lily: "umm, kinda, I'm just using my implant"
Ommy|GM: They let Miri in without a problem, letting her into the fitting room.
Keith: "Miri, not to bother you too much in a moment like this, but do you think I should get swimming trunks... Or something else?"
Ommy|GM: "Oh right." She looks at it and then sees a spot further down the road that goes down into the cave like structure.
Miri: "It's your call," Miri says, absently, as she looks at herself in the mirror. A curious thought springs to mind, and she smiles: she pops her head off, sets it on the bench in the fitting room stall, and watches herself try on her swimwear.
Keith: _Keith then has the "idea" of his life... Or so he thinks...
he quickly gets a virtual coin flipper online_
Keith: "Heads, trunks... Tails, bikini..."
Cyril: (pffff)
Keith: /r 1d2 (1= heads)
Lily: ( go pasties )
Keith: (Eugh, it didn't work)
Keith: !roll 1d2 (1= heads)
DiscoDude: <@Keith> rolled 1d2 for 2 [1d2 = 2]; 1 for 1 [] heads)
Lily: _wanders into the cave-area, looking more notably relaxed as she wanders inside_
Lily: ( bikini it is 😛 )
Keith: "Well, first time for everything."
*Keith proceeds to start trying bikinis*
Ommy|GM: As Lotus and Lily heads down into the cave, a man stops them in front of a door, "I need to see your IDs before you can enter."
Lily: _flashes her id again_
Ommy|GM: Lotus does so as well, and as they do they shrug and you let you enter.
Ommy|GM: somebody knocks on Miri's door, "is everything all right in there?"
Miri: _finally settles on a rather fancy-looking one, pink with glittery silver trim and (fake?) gemstones._
Keith: "I'll... Maybe I should take an one-piece..."
Miri: "Um! Yes!" Miri says, automatically switching to "neck cam" mode. Her head now sits on the bench, smiling blankly and waiting to be reattached.
Keith: "Miri. Um."
Miri: "Yes? *What?"" Miri says, urgently.
Keith: "Y- First, you are fabulous..."
Miri: (uh, the door's closed?)
Keith: *"God, I can't be outdone like this..."*
Miri: (she hasn't opened it yet XD)
Miri: She wonders briefly if the slight electronic tinge to her voice coming out of her neck speaker is too obvious even though the fitting room door.
Miri: (BRB)
Ommy|GM: (BRB too)
Ommy|GM: (back)
Miri: (back)
Ommy|GM: (oh sorry)
Ommy|GM: "Ah okay, just checking up!" They responded before you could hear them walking away from the door.
Miri: "Sooooo, *Keith,*" Miri croons, throwing open the fitting room door. "How do I look?" She strikes a perfect runway pose - well, *almost* perfect, as her head's still on the fitting room bench.
Keith: "Oh- Oh my..."
Keith: "Um, first."
Keith: "You look fabulous."
Keith: "Second, your head is not above your neck, and you might have given people a heart attack by now."
Ommy|GM: Some people turned towards Miri and sorta freeze there.
Lily: 👍
Miri: "*Ha!*" Miri laughs, a strange rebellious streak overtaking her. "Well, this *is* an 'anything goes' kind of place, isn't it?" she says, hands on her hips. "I'm sure a *cyborg* can leave her *cares* behind and no one's going to raise a complaint, *right?*" She giggles. "Come on. It's been *too, too long* since I've *let my hair down...*"
Keith: "Miri..."
Lily: (talk about letting your hair down. Way way down.)
Keith: _Keith leans in to Miri_
Keith: "*Miri*" He whispers
Miri: "Keith?" Miri says out loud.
Keith: "*The anything goes is underground, also, kinda supposed to be secret...*"
Ommy|GM: A bit more people seem a bit worried about to what's going on.
Keith: "*Also, they might think you are into that sort of anything goes, now*"
Ommy|GM: "Uh, Ma'am...?" One of the employees walk up, "We'd like you to put your...head back on..."
Lily: That's borgist
Lily: (not to be confused with barghest)
Miri: "Oh, you don't have to worry. I'm *done* with this establishment. Here." She scoops up her head and her clothes, and whips out a credit stick. "I'll take all three of these *lovely* outfits."
Miri: "Oh, and the sandals."
Ommy|GM: "U-Uh...Okay." They ring up the clothes and give her the reciept.
Miri: "Hee hee hee..." She shoves it into the pocket of her still-doffed shorts. "So, where were you planning on going again, Keith?"
Keith: "I-I'll buy this swimsuit..." Keith says, lifting a nice, non-descript one-piece swimsuit
Keith: "I am not sure anymore. Wanna go to the beach, tho?"
Ommy|GM: They nod and ring it up as well, nervously waving bye.
Miri: "*Wonderful* idea. You wouldn't happen to know where I might be able to stash unneeded *accoutrements* while I'm enjoying myself, would you?"
Keith: "How about our... Suite, I suppose?"
Miri: "We *do* need to be properly checked in, don't we? Wait till they get a load of *this...*"
Ommy|GM: "Suites are in the...in the building to the other side of this one." They point at another building across from this one.
Keith: "My my, you *did* let your hair down, didn't you?"
Miri: "Thank you!" Miri giggles. "Oh *gods* I don't know I think it might be the bikini. Is this what it's like to be drunk? I *feel* drunk. Oh *gods* if my mother could see me right now she'd have a heart attack...if she *had* a heart." She's giggling almost uncontrollably.
Ommy|GM: (wanna wrap this up?)
Miri: (sure)
Keith: _Keith pats Miri's side_
Keith: "To the suit."
Ommy|GM: !end