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  1. Alright yeah so the other day I was at the MOA by myself (day after me you and gina went) at about 10:30am. They were just opening the doors of the MOA and they had an emergency lockdown drill. All of the stores that were open had to close down their doors and basically lock the people that were in the store in there until the "practice" drill was over. Little did I know it wasn't a practice. I was out in the middle of the hallway by myself with a young lady and there was this dude that was maybe 6'10-6'11 coming after the girl. He ran past the woman and stole her purse in the middle of mall, but it was on lockdown so there were no security guards. When I saw it happen I started running after the guy, which clearly I'm faster because I'm in better physical shape than pretty much anybody would be in that mall. I caught up to him and right as I was about to go for the head blow he pulled out a 9mm on me and pointed it right at my head. He said: "Are you ready to die?" Which lead to me saying: "No meme, probably." He got distracted by my answer and I leapt into the air and 360 roundhouse kicked the gun out of his hands. We then started to fist fight as he dropped the purse. We were exchanging blows back and forth but I was too quick for him. I punched him in the nose, and did a backflip over him and put him into a headlock and kept him incapacitated until the lockdown drill was done. Little did I know that he had his friends locked in a shop nearby and they came out to help him. They pulled me off of him forcibly and all proceeded to stand in a circle around me. I put up my hands ready to fight, but little did I know the lady that got her purse stolen had brass knuckles. She screamed: "hey you there! take these!" Throwing the brass knuckles at me. I put on the brass knuckles and went to work. They came after me all at once and I jumped up and they collided into each other. 2 of them were knocked out, and the others were charging towards me for a second time. I beat the shit out of the other 2 people that were charging at me with blows to the face and the torso, and dodging their shots like Floyd "money" Mayweather. I finished them off by RKOing them (which lead to them dying), and I gave the purse back to the nice young lady. The end.
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