Scambaiting Autohotkey Word Replacer

; Scambaiting word replace script for AutoHotkey

; This script randomly selects one of several replacements for a typed
; word. For instance, if the scammer types ipconfig, there is a 30%
; chance that it will be replaced with 'ifconfig', a 30% chance it will
; be replaced with 'piconfig', a 20% chance it will be replaced with
; 'I pee config', and a 20% chance that it stays as it is.

; It is possible to disable keywords to stay the same, this is done by
; either passing the 0 parameter to the program when starting the script
; or by changing the default from true to false in the 'Parameters'
; section below. However, it might be useful to leave the feature
; enabled, because then it is less likely that the scammer quits the
; connection immediately.

; Obviously, keywords can be added or removed and propabilities of
; replacements can be changed.
; By the way, the assigned weights do not need to add up to 100%, any
; sum will do.

; Happy scambaiting and don't let any wiruses onto your dextop!

; =====================================================================
; AutoHotkey Config Commands

#NoEnv          ; Variables are not treated as environment vars
SendMode Input  ; Setting send mode to input

; =====================================================================
; Method

WeightSelect(options)       ; options is a map string->integer.
{
    threshold := {}
    words := []
    current := 0
    for word, weight in options
    {
        current += weight
        threshold[word] := current
        words.push(word)
    }
    Random, rand, 0, current - 1
    for word in words
    {
        if (rand < threshold[words[word]])
            return words[word]
    }
}

; =====================================================================
; Parameters

AllowCorrect := true    ; By default, correct words are enabled.
if 0 > 0
    AllowCorrect = %1%  ; If the startup parameter is 0, correct words
                        ; are never allowed. If it is 1, correct words
                        ; can be generated randomly (usually 20% chance)

; =====================================================================
; Hotstrings

; Commands

:o*:cmd::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "cd": 16,
        "dmc": 16,
        "md": 16,
        "mmc": 16,
        "cm": 16,
        "cmd": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:eventvwr::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "evntvwr": 30,
        "logbook": 5,
        "eventwaiver": 30,
        "eventweaver": 15,
        "eventvwr": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:tree::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "treee": 50,
        "treeee": 15,
        "treeeee": 10,
        "treeeeee": 5,
        "tree": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:msconfig::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "em es confix": 10,
        "smconfig": 40,
        "smsconfig": 15,
        "msgonfic": 15,
        "msconfig": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:cd ..::     ; Note: The second and third option grab the first or second directory by tabbing and cd to it
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "cd..": 40,
        "cd     ": 25,
        "cd         ": 15,
        "cd": 10,
        "cd ..": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:netstat::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "netflix": 25,
        "netscape": 25,
        "netscam": 20,
        "nutstat": 10,
        "netstat": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:ipconfig::      ; Bonus: Create a program called piconfig in system32 that outputs pi, then increase weight of piconfig here
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "ifconfig": 30,
        "I pee config": 20,
        "piconfig": 30,
        "ipconfig": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:syskey::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "syksey": 25,
        "syykey": 25,
        "scamkey": 20,
        "suckkey": 10,
        "syskey": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

; Words usually typed in notepad

:o*:desktop::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "dextop": 50,
        "deskpod": 5,
        "tesktop": 5,
        "dekstop": 10,
        "desktop": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:virus::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "wirus": 50,
        "bloody wirus": 5,
        "WIRUS": 5,
        "y-rus": 10,
        "virus": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:scan::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "scam": 50,
        "skan": 20,
        "scaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn": 10,
        "scan": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:name::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "naam": 40,
        "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee": 20,
        "YOUR FUCKING NAME": 20,
        "name": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:e-mail::
:o*:email::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "weemail": 30,
        "eeh mail": 30,
        "peemail": 10,
        "YOUR FUCKING EMAIL": 10,
        "email": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:visa::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "WISA": 50,
        "PISA": 20,
        "WEESA": 10,
        "VISA": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:master::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "masturbator": 40,
        "wisa": 30,
        "masasa": 10,
        "master": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:cvv::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "see wee wee": 50,
        "see me me": 20,
        "VVC": 10,
        "cvv": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:year::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "साल": 40,
        "yay": 20,
        "day": 20,
        "year": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:anti::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "pro": 50,
        "new ": 20,
        "dandy": 10,
        "anti": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:minute::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "hour": 50,
        "day": 20,
        "week": 10,
        "minute": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return

:o*:USD::
    Send % WeightSelect({
    ( Join
        "XXX": 10,
        "CAD": 10,
        "JPY": 10,
        "CHF": 10,
        "FJD": 10,
        "HRK": 10,
        "MXN": 10,
        "NOK": 10,
        "USD": (AllowCorrect ? 20 : 0)
    )})
return