[INTRO] Any message for Niall and Amanda on their big day?

Dont be goin fuckin doin stuff and i dunno like one of those couples ya know? Dont be afraid to have a few house parties even if there is children involved. I was reared in a house like that, drinkin and druggin goin on it didnt do me any harm ya know?

Going into the church now lads.. cant wait!

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Im at amandas wedding in a church on Thomas street? Im lookin at a bridsemaid and shes looking back at me and when the sermons ends uh ask her if she wants a lift back to the hotel and if it goes well a finger and a shift.

She says Fitzy drives a Mitsi and he offered me a spin. Enda have a honda so i might just go with him and Dara Gibney said he'd bring me in his subaru so what the fuck would make you think I'd want to go with you?

[CHORUS] I said.. fuck your Honda Civic I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subrau I have a horse outside. And fuck your mitsubishi I've a horse outside If your looking for a ride I've a horse outside. [/CHORUS]

She said I dont believe ya, I said It's fucking true. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992. And I don't need insurance I dont need no parking space and if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face.

I dont pay no tax, fuck NCT, You'll arrive in style if you ride with me.

And the boys are walking over, jingling their keys, I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these.

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Gid-ey-up now baby..bless my soul, I rode the fucker round the field back since he was a foal.He runs abit like Shergar , and he jumps like Tir na Nog, he looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke.

And the boys are looking jealous as I lead yer wan away.. Just before i close the door i look at her and say "Wont you be my girl" and she says I will of course if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse.

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GId-eyup x ?

I'm going to take you out to mullingar.