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  1. Convenient Semi-friend
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >>What does Suuna see on her first day of her exciting dorm life...!?!
  5.  
  6. >I, Kuruma Suuna, have no friends.
  7. >On top of that, I don't stand out.
  8.  
  9. >Starting today, I'll be living in a dorm,
  10. >so obviously I'm worried.
  11. >I hope my roommate is nice.
  12.  
  13. >...Wait, huh? The door's open.
  14. >...Are they... already here...?
  15.  
  16. >P-
  17. >Pardon the intru-...
  18.  
  19. >??
  20. >Shall I touch it then?
  21. >Yeah...
  22.  
  23. p2
  24. >Eh...? What is this?
  25. >Did I get the wrong room?
  26. >No, this should be the right one...
  27. >They're ki-... smooching...?
  28. >...Are they lovers?
  29.  
  30. >Or rather, they're not stopping even though I've entered the room.
  31. >Did they perhaps not notice me...?
  32.  
  33. >No no no no. I'm aware that I don't stand out...
  34. >U-Um...
  35. >but surely I would've been noticed by now...
  36.  
  37. >Because if they haven't, I'd die of shock...
  38. >Woah. How long have you been there?
  39. >I didn't notice you at all.
  40.  
  41. >Congratulations on enrolling, new students.
  42. >Maybe I'll become a ninja or something.
  43. >Now that you're high schoolers, you'll gain new experiences and open up new opportunities...
  44. >High school...
  45.  
  46. >New experiences...
  47.  
  48. >Don't tell me.
  49. >D-Does everyone do that kinda thing once they get into high school?
  50. >Pyaaa~<3
  51. >Is the girl in front of me okay...?
  52.  
  53. p3
  54. >I was so focused on what happened earlier that I didn't hear a word of what was said...
  55. >What if it was something important...?
  56.  
  57. >At this rate,
  58. >I'll be put on the blacklist as a "horny woman who won't listen"!!
  59. >>No.666 Kurumi Suuna
  60. >>Won't listen to people
  61. >>Cut her bangs
  62. >>Has a hard-to-read name
  63. >*There's no such thing.
  64.  
  65. >Is this a harsher path than that of a gloomer...?
  66. >Be seated.
  67. >It's all because of these worldy desires...
  68.  
  69. >At times like these, I should meditate to clear my thoughts...!!
  70. >Hrmmm...
  71. >Hey, you over there. Pay attention.
  72. >Don't fall asleep.
  73.  
  74. >I'm sorry.
  75. >Yep. I'm on the blacklist for sure!!
  76. >...If you're feeling unwell, maybe you should go to the nurse's office...?
  77. >My mind's in bad condition, so I think I will go.
  78.  
  79. >...
  80.  
  81. >What do I do... I stepped outside,
  82. >...but won't I just shame myself further by going to the nurse's office...?
  83. >The class has already declared me as a freak. If the nurse sees me that way too...
  84.  
  85. >I'll be that the girl who disgraced herself on the first day and confines herself in the bathroom...
  86. >This always happens to me...
  87.  
  88.  
  89. p4
  90. >...-san, wanna go home together?
  91. >Sure~
  92. >The sound of students talking... Must be leaving early because we only have homeroom today...
  93.  
  94. >Which means I can finally go home!
  95. >Wooooah
  96. >Ah, starting today it's the dorm, not my house.
  97. >...Dorm...
  98.  
  99. >Dorm...
  100.  
  101. >No.
  102. >I won't lose to a cheery girl!(?)
  103. >Ow...
  104. >I can do it if I try!!(?)
  105.  
  106. >E-
  107. >Excuse me~~~~?
  108. >Speak in a loud voice so I won't be looked down on!!
  109. >Oryaaaaaa
  110.  
  111. >Your face is all red, Senpai.
  112. >That's...
  113. >It's perfectly fine. I love girls with high body temperature.
  114.  
  115. >Aheh.
  116. >>Sorry for getting full of myself.
  117. >Woah, you surprised me.
  118. >You again?
  119.  
  120. p5
  121. >Sorry. My roommate's back.
  122. >It's fine. Don't worry about it.
  123. >She's doing something with a girl again...
  124. >Deja vu...
  125. >Bag Guard
  126.  
  127. >...Wait, huh? I think it's a different girl from the one she was with this morning... Is she two-timing!?
  128. >She's way too impure! Scary scary scary!
  129.  
  130. >Kuruma-san... right?
  131. >Hyesh...
  132. >>sound of bag dropping
  133. >I'd say nice to meet you... but we already met this morning, didn't we?
  134. >Hyesh...
  135. >...
  136.  
  137. >I don't taste very good.
  138. >I'm not gonna eat you.
  139.  
  140. >Or rather, how did you know my name...?
  141. >Oh, that?
  142. >It was on the nameplate next to our door.
  143. >E-
  144. >Excuse me!
  145. >I didn't see it!!!
  146.  
  147. >Huh? How do you read your first name?
  148. >Ah... Suu.... Suuna...
  149. >>If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead.
  150. >Ahaha
  151. >Sorry for having such a hard-to-read nae. I'm always thinking that it's weird myself. (fast speak)
  152.  
  153. >You think so? I think it's pretty.
  154. >Like a drop of ocean.
  155. >I'm Hamanasu Ruka by the way.
  156. >Just Ruka is fine.
  157.  
  158. >My surname's got a pretty weird reading.
  159. >Don't worry about it.
  160. >What a nice person!!!
  161. >Scary.
  162.  
  163. p6
  164. >...You're so kind, Ruka-sn.
  165. >Isn't that normal?
  166. >I thought you'd be scarier...
  167. >Aha. Is that so?
  168.  
  169. >I mean, you've got pierced ears, you're not wearing the uniform,
  170. >and you're even two-timing.
  171. >Don't say that with such a cute face.
  172.  
  173. >And like
  174. >I'm not two-timing or anything, okay!?
  175. >You're not...?
  176. >Then who were thoese girls...?
  177. >They're...
  178.  
  179. >Hmm...........
  180. >...Sefure?
  181.  
  182. >No!
  183. >I say that, but we're not actually doing it for real or anything like that!
  184. >It's just the easiest expression to explain it with! Honest!
  185.  
  186. >What's
  187. >...a sefure?
  188.  
  189. >Ah... You don't know...? Well, I guess you're more wholesome that way...
  190. >It's an abbreviation anyway...
  191. >Then what's it an abbreviation of?
  192. >>Dug her own grave.
  193. >Eh!? ...Erm. Se-... Se-...
  194. >Semi... friend?
  195. >It's like a "half-friend" or something... Ahahahahaha...
  196.  
  197. >Cicada (semi)? That a weird expression.
  198. >You're pretty relentless, aren't you...
  199. >And here I thought it was clever.
  200.  
  201. p7
  202. >Ah! S-S-S-Sorry! I got all relaxed because I thought you were a good person.
  203. >Th-Thanks.
  204. >Don't eat me.
  205. >I won't.
  206.  
  207. >Erm... Don't worry about it. I'm just bad at explaining it.
  208. >...Thank you...
  209. >What a good person...
  210.  
  211. >Hmm... It's pretty lame, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone else...
  212. >Um...
  213. >I yearn for human warmth... or something...
  214.  
  215. >That's why I call out to girls who seem frustrated?
  216. >And I do a teeeensy bit of touching with the girls that bite?
  217. >They're that kind of friends(?)
  218. >A good person?
  219.  
  220. >She's not as scary as I thought... but...
  221. >That aside...
  222. >she's probably not gonna stop bringing girls over, is she...?
  223.  
  224. >It's... impure.
  225. >Ah~ I thought she was feigning innocence~
  226. >I've pretty much told her everything, haven't I~...?
  227. >I'm bad with strangers, so I honestly want her to stop.
  228.  
  229. >But...
  230. >forcing my own circumstances on her would be wrong too...
  231.  
  232. >Ah... I've got it...!!
  233. >Eureka
  234. >...Got what?
  235. >Ruka-san.
  236.  
  237. p8
  238. >H-How about making me
  239. >your "sefure"...!?
  240.  
  241. >...Huh?
  242.  
  243. p9
  244. >Hold on a sec.
  245. >I thought you said you didn't know what sefure means!?
  246. >Erm.
  247. >They're people who touch each other when they crave human warmth, right...?
  248. >Hmm, that's kinda right but kinda not.
  249.  
  250. >?
  251. >Erm... um... in your case, Ruka-san...
  252. >thoughtlessly i-inviting other girls... is
  253.  
  254. >really bad for my fear of strangers!!
  255. >Can you really say you have a fear of strangers when you're asking to be sefure with someone you've just met!?
  256. >Apologise to all the people in the country with stranger anxiety!
  257.  
  258. >But this propasal would be b-beneficial to both of us!!
  259. >Don't get all hyped up like you're negotiating a business deal!
  260.  
  261. >I...
  262. >I don't want you bringing other girls to this room,
  263. >and you want someone to touch.
  264.  
  265. >I didn't d-dislike it when you stroked me, Ruka-san.
  266. >I think I understand... what it means... to crave human warmth... just a little.
  267.  
  268. >Besides,
  269. >we're sharing the same room,
  270. >so, um... it'd be convenient in many ways.
  271.  
  272. >I-...
  273. >In other words,
  274.  
  275. p10
  276. >This is
  277. >the most logical option for us...!
  278.  
  279. >H-How about it?
  280. >Eh~... Wait... Don't push-
  281. >Ghh!!?
  282.  
  283. >Hey... alright already. Just back off for a sec.
  284. >Your knee's... hitting me...
  285. >Have... you...
  286.  
  287. >Huh?
  288.  
  289. >H-Have you
  290. >figured... something out...?
  291. >*She's just desperate for a peaceful future
  292.  
  293. >Th-
  294. >That's...
  295.  
  296. >I-It means I'm on board
  297. >with your proposal.
  298.  
  299. p11
  300. >R-Really?
  301. >What good would lying do me?
  302. >Th-
  303.  
  304. >Thank goodness~~~~ Ah?
  305. >Ah?
  306.  
  307. >I-I-I-I-I'm sorry! That was too close, right!?
  308. >You should be apologising for pushing me down.
  309.  
  310. >Ah, I'm sorry about that too! That must've spooked you.
  311. >Au
  312. >...
  313.  
  314. >Uuh~ I did something rude again.
  315. >I got desperate all of a sudden...
  316. >Forgive me...
  317. >...What was that just now?
  318.  
  319. >Hah
  320. >Alright, I forgive you.
  321. >So stop saying sorry all the time.
  322. >You'll make me feel sorry for you.
  323. >!! Really...!?
  324. >You really are kind...
  325. >Hah
  326.  
  327. >I-I may be inexperienced, but please take care of me...!
  328. >...Yeah.
  329. >I made my first sefure (friend).
  330.  
  331. >A logical(?) semi-friend life begins!
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