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- Convenient Semi-friend
- p1
- >>What does Suuna see on her first day of her exciting dorm life...!?!
- >I, Kuruma Suuna, have no friends.
- >On top of that, I don't stand out.
- >Starting today, I'll be living in a dorm,
- >so obviously I'm worried.
- >I hope my roommate is nice.
- >...Wait, huh? The door's open.
- >...Are they... already here...?
- >P-
- >Pardon the intru-...
- >??
- >Shall I touch it then?
- >Yeah...
- p2
- >Eh...? What is this?
- >Did I get the wrong room?
- >No, this should be the right one...
- >They're ki-... smooching...?
- >...Are they lovers?
- >Or rather, they're not stopping even though I've entered the room.
- >Did they perhaps not notice me...?
- >No no no no. I'm aware that I don't stand out...
- >U-Um...
- >but surely I would've been noticed by now...
- >Because if they haven't, I'd die of shock...
- >Woah. How long have you been there?
- >I didn't notice you at all.
- >Congratulations on enrolling, new students.
- >Maybe I'll become a ninja or something.
- >Now that you're high schoolers, you'll gain new experiences and open up new opportunities...
- >High school...
- >New experiences...
- >Don't tell me.
- >D-Does everyone do that kinda thing once they get into high school?
- >Pyaaa~<3
- >Is the girl in front of me okay...?
- p3
- >I was so focused on what happened earlier that I didn't hear a word of what was said...
- >What if it was something important...?
- >At this rate,
- >I'll be put on the blacklist as a "horny woman who won't listen"!!
- >>No.666 Kurumi Suuna
- >>Won't listen to people
- >>Cut her bangs
- >>Has a hard-to-read name
- >*There's no such thing.
- >Is this a harsher path than that of a gloomer...?
- >Be seated.
- >It's all because of these worldy desires...
- >At times like these, I should meditate to clear my thoughts...!!
- >Hrmmm...
- >Hey, you over there. Pay attention.
- >Don't fall asleep.
- >I'm sorry.
- >Yep. I'm on the blacklist for sure!!
- >...If you're feeling unwell, maybe you should go to the nurse's office...?
- >My mind's in bad condition, so I think I will go.
- >...
- >What do I do... I stepped outside,
- >...but won't I just shame myself further by going to the nurse's office...?
- >The class has already declared me as a freak. If the nurse sees me that way too...
- >I'll be that the girl who disgraced herself on the first day and confines herself in the bathroom...
- >This always happens to me...
- p4
- >...-san, wanna go home together?
- >Sure~
- >The sound of students talking... Must be leaving early because we only have homeroom today...
- >Which means I can finally go home!
- >Wooooah
- >Ah, starting today it's the dorm, not my house.
- >...Dorm...
- >Dorm...
- >No.
- >I won't lose to a cheery girl!(?)
- >Ow...
- >I can do it if I try!!(?)
- >E-
- >Excuse me~~~~?
- >Speak in a loud voice so I won't be looked down on!!
- >Oryaaaaaa
- >Your face is all red, Senpai.
- >That's...
- >It's perfectly fine. I love girls with high body temperature.
- >Aheh.
- >>Sorry for getting full of myself.
- >Woah, you surprised me.
- >You again?
- p5
- >Sorry. My roommate's back.
- >It's fine. Don't worry about it.
- >She's doing something with a girl again...
- >Deja vu...
- >Bag Guard
- >...Wait, huh? I think it's a different girl from the one she was with this morning... Is she two-timing!?
- >She's way too impure! Scary scary scary!
- >Kuruma-san... right?
- >Hyesh...
- >>sound of bag dropping
- >I'd say nice to meet you... but we already met this morning, didn't we?
- >Hyesh...
- >...
- >I don't taste very good.
- >I'm not gonna eat you.
- >Or rather, how did you know my name...?
- >Oh, that?
- >It was on the nameplate next to our door.
- >E-
- >Excuse me!
- >I didn't see it!!!
- >Huh? How do you read your first name?
- >Ah... Suu.... Suuna...
- >>If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead. If I ruin her mood, I'm dead.
- >Ahaha
- >Sorry for having such a hard-to-read nae. I'm always thinking that it's weird myself. (fast speak)
- >You think so? I think it's pretty.
- >Like a drop of ocean.
- >I'm Hamanasu Ruka by the way.
- >Just Ruka is fine.
- >My surname's got a pretty weird reading.
- >Don't worry about it.
- >What a nice person!!!
- >Scary.
- p6
- >...You're so kind, Ruka-sn.
- >Isn't that normal?
- >I thought you'd be scarier...
- >Aha. Is that so?
- >I mean, you've got pierced ears, you're not wearing the uniform,
- >and you're even two-timing.
- >Don't say that with such a cute face.
- >And like
- >I'm not two-timing or anything, okay!?
- >You're not...?
- >Then who were thoese girls...?
- >They're...
- >Hmm...........
- >...Sefure?
- >No!
- >I say that, but we're not actually doing it for real or anything like that!
- >It's just the easiest expression to explain it with! Honest!
- >What's
- >...a sefure?
- >Ah... You don't know...? Well, I guess you're more wholesome that way...
- >It's an abbreviation anyway...
- >Then what's it an abbreviation of?
- >>Dug her own grave.
- >Eh!? ...Erm. Se-... Se-...
- >Semi... friend?
- >It's like a "half-friend" or something... Ahahahahaha...
- >Cicada (semi)? That a weird expression.
- >You're pretty relentless, aren't you...
- >And here I thought it was clever.
- p7
- >Ah! S-S-S-Sorry! I got all relaxed because I thought you were a good person.
- >Th-Thanks.
- >Don't eat me.
- >I won't.
- >Erm... Don't worry about it. I'm just bad at explaining it.
- >...Thank you...
- >What a good person...
- >Hmm... It's pretty lame, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone else...
- >Um...
- >I yearn for human warmth... or something...
- >That's why I call out to girls who seem frustrated?
- >And I do a teeeensy bit of touching with the girls that bite?
- >They're that kind of friends(?)
- >A good person?
- >She's not as scary as I thought... but...
- >That aside...
- >she's probably not gonna stop bringing girls over, is she...?
- >It's... impure.
- >Ah~ I thought she was feigning innocence~
- >I've pretty much told her everything, haven't I~...?
- >I'm bad with strangers, so I honestly want her to stop.
- >But...
- >forcing my own circumstances on her would be wrong too...
- >Ah... I've got it...!!
- >Eureka
- >...Got what?
- >Ruka-san.
- p8
- >H-How about making me
- >your "sefure"...!?
- >...Huh?
- p9
- >Hold on a sec.
- >I thought you said you didn't know what sefure means!?
- >Erm.
- >They're people who touch each other when they crave human warmth, right...?
- >Hmm, that's kinda right but kinda not.
- >?
- >Erm... um... in your case, Ruka-san...
- >thoughtlessly i-inviting other girls... is
- >really bad for my fear of strangers!!
- >Can you really say you have a fear of strangers when you're asking to be sefure with someone you've just met!?
- >Apologise to all the people in the country with stranger anxiety!
- >But this propasal would be b-beneficial to both of us!!
- >Don't get all hyped up like you're negotiating a business deal!
- >I...
- >I don't want you bringing other girls to this room,
- >and you want someone to touch.
- >I didn't d-dislike it when you stroked me, Ruka-san.
- >I think I understand... what it means... to crave human warmth... just a little.
- >Besides,
- >we're sharing the same room,
- >so, um... it'd be convenient in many ways.
- >I-...
- >In other words,
- p10
- >This is
- >the most logical option for us...!
- >H-How about it?
- >Eh~... Wait... Don't push-
- >Ghh!!?
- >Hey... alright already. Just back off for a sec.
- >Your knee's... hitting me...
- >Have... you...
- >Huh?
- >H-Have you
- >figured... something out...?
- >*She's just desperate for a peaceful future
- >Th-
- >That's...
- >I-It means I'm on board
- >with your proposal.
- p11
- >R-Really?
- >What good would lying do me?
- >Th-
- >Thank goodness~~~~ Ah?
- >Ah?
- >I-I-I-I-I'm sorry! That was too close, right!?
- >You should be apologising for pushing me down.
- >Ah, I'm sorry about that too! That must've spooked you.
- >Au
- >...
- >Uuh~ I did something rude again.
- >I got desperate all of a sudden...
- >Forgive me...
- >...What was that just now?
- >Hah
- >Alright, I forgive you.
- >So stop saying sorry all the time.
- >You'll make me feel sorry for you.
- >!! Really...!?
- >You really are kind...
- >Hah
- >I-I may be inexperienced, but please take care of me...!
- >...Yeah.
- >I made my first sefure (friend).
- >A logical(?) semi-friend life begins!
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