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| 1 | Textures = {
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| 4 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339", | |
| 5 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339", | |
| 6 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339", | |
| 7 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339", | |
| 8 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339", | |
| 9 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339", | |
| 10 | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=1154969339" | |
| 11 | } | |
| 12 | ||
| 13 | -- input | |
| 14 | function GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) | |
| 15 | for _, Part in pairs(Part:GetChildren()) do | |
| 16 | pcall(function() | |
| 17 | table.insert(Children, Part) | |
| 18 | GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) | |
| 19 | end) | |
| 20 | end | |
| 21 | return Children | |
| 22 | end | |
| 23 | ||
| 24 | local me = coroutine.create(function() | |
| 25 | local Phrases = {
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| 26 | - | "YOU ARE NOW minion L\2OVE-PUPPY", |
| 26 | + | "YOU ARE A MINION", |
| 27 | "Ad minion was here!", | |
| 28 | "join ad minion", | |
| 29 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
| 30 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
| 31 | "Ad minion was here! was here!!", | |
| 32 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
| 33 | "Ad minion was here!.", | |
| 34 | "SergeantSmokey was here!", | |
| 35 | "1x1x1! Was Not Here", | |
| 36 | "Ad minion was here!", | |
| 37 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
| 38 | "Oh, let's blow some Servers up!", | |
| 39 | "JOIN AD MINION!", | |
| 40 | "Eat my BANANA!", | |
| 41 | - | "No shirt, no shoes, no torso, no service.", |
| 41 | + | "YOU ARE A MINION", |
| 42 | - | "You got owned, bi-yatch.", |
| 42 | + | |
| 43 | - | "I heard you like hacks. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common! Want to go out some time?", |
| 43 | + | |
| 44 | - | "The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will not stab you, and cannot speak.", |
| 44 | + | |
| 45 | - | "Please wait while I warm up the neurotoxins...", |
| 45 | + | |
| 46 | - | "Goodbye my only friend... / Wait, did you think I meant you? / That would be funny, / if it weren't so sad.", |
| 46 | + | |
| 47 | - | "Yousa gonna dia!", |
| 47 | + | |
| 48 | - | "THIS IS SPART- ERR I MEAN DEO!", |
| 48 | + | |
| 49 | - | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
| 49 | + | |
| 50 | - | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
| 50 | + | |
| 51 | - | "I'm wild for leo.", |
| 51 | + | |
| 52 | - | "HURR DURR.", |
| 52 | + | |
| 53 | - | "DURR.", |
| 53 | + | |
| 54 | - | "HURR.", |
| 54 | + | |
| 55 | - | "I'll kick your puppy!", |
| 55 | + | |
| 56 | - | "Oh lawdy...", |
| 56 | + | "AD MINION WILL TAKE OVER.", |
| 57 | - | "What have I done?!", |
| 57 | + | |
| 58 | - | ":3", |
| 58 | + | |
| 59 | - | "Who's the noob? You are, hurr.", |
| 59 | + | |
| 60 | - | "Deo l\2oves you with hate.", |
| 60 | + | |
| 61 | - | "Deo would like to take this moment to tell you how much he hates you.", |
| 61 | + | |
| 62 | - | "Deo is your new and old God.", |
| 62 | + | |
| 63 | - | "Deo is the cake.", |
| 63 | + | |
| 64 | - | "Telamon is mad you took his chicken.", |
| 64 | + | |
| 65 | "Ad minion was here! was here!", | |
| 66 | - | "Clockwork was never de-admined D;", |
| 66 | + | |
| 67 | - | "We all have hearts of gold! Excuse me while I shatter said gold into pieces.", |
| 67 | + | |
| 68 | - | "I shot Santa. Christmas is canceled.", |
| 68 | + | |
| 69 | - | "I eat children.", |
| 69 | + | "AD MINION WILL TAKE OVER.", |
| 70 | - | "Don't be surprised if the world ends. That's just my way of saying hello.", |
| 70 | + | |
| 71 | - | "I'M GOING TO SM\2OKE A LOT OF CR\2ACK.", |
| 71 | + | |
| 72 | - | "Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.", |
| 72 | + | |
| 73 | - | "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?", |
| 73 | + | |
| 74 | - | "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.", |
| 74 | + | |
| 75 | - | "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!", |
| 75 | + | |
| 76 | - | "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.", |
| 76 | + | |
| 77 | - | "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.", |
| 77 | + | |
| 78 | - | "He who laughs last thinks slowest!", |
| 78 | + | |
| 79 | - | "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.", |
| 79 | + | |
| 80 | - | "\"More hay, Trigger?\" \"No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!\"", |
| 80 | + | |
| 81 | - | "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.", |
| 81 | + | |
| 82 | - | "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.", |
| 82 | + | |
| 83 | - | "Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.", |
| 83 | + | "AD MINION WILL TAKE OVER.", |
| 84 | - | "There's too much blood in my caffeine system.", |
| 84 | + | "MINION thrills.", |
| 85 | - | "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.", |
| 85 | + | "Give a sandbox admin poop and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the quit game button and he won't ban you for weeks." |
| 86 | - | "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.", |
| 86 | + | |
| 87 | - | "\"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.\"", |
| 87 | + | |
| 88 | - | "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.", |
| 88 | + | |
| 89 | - | "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.", |
| 89 | + | |
| 90 | - | "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.", |
| 90 | + | |
| 91 | - | "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.", |
| 91 | + | |
| 92 | - | "Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.", |
| 92 | + | |
| 93 | - | "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.", |
| 93 | + | |
| 94 | - | "When there's a will, I want to be in it.", |
| 94 | + | |
| 95 | - | "Okay, who put a \"stop payment\" on my reality check?", |
| 95 | + | |
| 96 | - | "We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?", |
| 96 | + | |
| 97 | - | "Programming is an art form that fights back.", |
| 97 | + | |
| 98 | - | "\"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?\"", |
| 98 | + | |
| 99 | - | "All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?", |
| 99 | + | |
| 100 | - | "My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.", |
| 100 | + | |
| 101 | - | "Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.", |
| 101 | + | |
| 102 | - | "Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.", |
| 102 | + | |
| 103 | - | "To define recursion, we must first define recursion.", |
| 103 | + | |
| 104 | - | "Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.", |
| 104 | + | |
| 105 | - | "Home is where you hang your @", |
| 105 | + | |
| 106 | - | "The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.", |
| 106 | + | |
| 107 | - | "A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.", |
| 107 | + | |
| 108 | - | "You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.", |
| 108 | + | |
| 109 | - | "Great groups from little icons grow.", |
| 109 | + | |
| 110 | - | "Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.", |
| 110 | + | |
| 111 | - | "C:\\ is the root of all directories.", |
| 111 | + | |
| 112 | - | "Don't put all your hypes in one home page.", |
| 112 | + | |
| 113 | - | "Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.", |
| 113 | + | |
| 114 | - | "The modem is the message.", |
| 114 | + | |
| 115 | - | "Too many clicks spoil the browse.", |
| 115 | + | |
| 116 | - | "The geek shall inherit the earth.", |
| 116 | + | |
| 117 | - | "A chat has nine lives.", |
| 117 | + | |
| 118 | - | "Don't byte off more than you can view.", |
| 118 | + | |
| 119 | - | "Fax is stranger than fiction.", |
| 119 | + | |
| 120 | - | "What boots up must come down.", |
| 120 | + | |
| 121 | - | "Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...)", |
| 121 | + | |
| 122 | - | "In Gates we trust. (ed. yeah right....)", |
| 122 | + | |
| 123 | - | "Virtual reality is its own reward.", |
| 123 | + | |
| 124 | - | "Modulation in all things.", |
| 124 | + | |
| 125 | - | "A user and his leisure time are soon parted.", |
| 125 | + | |
| 126 | - | "There's no place like http://www.home.com", |
| 126 | + | |
| 127 | - | "Know what to expect before you connect.", |
| 127 | + | |
| 128 | - | "Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.", |
| 128 | + | |
| 129 | - | "Speed thrills.", |
| 129 | + | |
| 130 | - | "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks." |
| 130 | + | |
| 131 | Part.BackgroundColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) | |
| 132 | Part.BorderColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) | |
| 133 | end) | |
| 134 | pcall(function() | |
| 135 | Part.Pitch = math.random() * 5 | |
| 136 | Part.Volume = 1 | |
| 137 | Part.Looped = true | |
| 138 | Part:Play() | |
| 139 | end) | |
| 140 | pcall(function() | |
| 141 | if math.random(1, 5) == 1 then Part.Anchored = false end | |
| 142 | if Part.Anchored == false then | |
| 143 | Part.Velocity = Vector3.new(math.random(-10, 10), math.random(0, 50), math.random(-10, 10)) | |
| 144 | Part.RotVelocity = Vector3.new(math.random(-100, 100), math.random(-100, 100), math.random(-100, 100)) | |
| 145 | end | |
| 146 | Part.Locked = false | |
| 147 | Part.BrickColor = BrickColor.random() | |
| 148 | Part.TopSurface = "Weld" | |
| 149 | Part.BottomSurface = "Weld" | |
| 150 | Part.FrontSurface = "Weld" | |
| 151 | Part.BackSurface = "Weld" | |
| 152 | Part.LeftSurface = "Weld" | |
| 153 | Part.RightSurface = "Weld" | |
| 154 | Part:BreakJoints() | |
| 155 | s.Parent = game.workspace | |
| 156 | end) | |
| 157 | end | |
| 158 | end) | |
| 159 | if math.random(1, 50) == 1 then wait() end | |
| 160 | end | |
| 161 | end | |
| 162 | end) | |
| 163 | coroutine.resume(me) |