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2 | - | Happy |
2 | + | Sad (Depressed) |
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4 | ||
5 | Random lines: | |
6 | ||
7 | - | Hi, how are you? |
7 | + | |
8 | ||
9 | - | What a wonderful day! |
9 | + | |
10 | ||
11 | - | :) |
11 | + | |
12 | ||
13 | - | :D |
13 | + | :| |
14 | ||
15 | - | :3 |
15 | + | -.- |
16 | ||
17 | - | ;) |
17 | + | Ugh... |
18 | ||
19 | - | :^) |
19 | + | Sigh... |
20 | ||
21 | - | :P |
21 | + | Ok... |
22 | ||
23 | - | I love everything! |
23 | + | Did you know that there was a 9 month long hiatus? |
24 | ||
25 | - | You look wonderful today! |
25 | + | In the 9 month hiatus, 0rava had to do necessary military service, so the game had to be left. |
26 | ||
27 | - | <3 |
27 | + | I am so... done. |
28 | ||
29 | - | I love this place! |
29 | + | Groan... |
30 | ||
31 | - | Everything is so great around here!! |
31 | + | Whatever... |
32 | ||
33 | - | How are you? |
33 | + | Tons of ragdolls die everyday. |
34 | ||
35 | - | Did you know that this game is one of the most popular on Kongregate? |
35 | + | Drones are slaughtered almost all the time. |
36 | ||
37 | - | I love 0rava! He's a great guy! |
37 | + | What is the point of my existence? |
38 | ||
39 | - | XSpeedDemon made me! |
39 | + | Why do I even exist? |
40 | ||
41 | - | You look great! |
41 | + | Why... |
42 | ||
43 | - | ouo |
43 | + | The time passes endlessly. |
44 | ||
45 | - | This game has over 20,000,000 plays! That's 20 million! |
45 | + | I float forever. |
46 | ||
47 | - | Did you know that MaD2 has improved the lives of many? How wonderful~! |
47 | + | Why am I even here? |
48 | ||
49 | - | I hope you're having a wonderful day! |
49 | + | I don't even care. |
50 | ||
51 | Free me. | |
52 | ||
53 | Free me from my suffering. | |
54 | ||
55 | - | Owww... :( |
55 | + | ... |
56 | ||
57 | - | Please don't cut me... |
57 | + | |
58 | ... ... ... | |
59 | ||
60 | -.. . .--. .-. . ... ... . -.. | |
61 | ||
62 | ... .- -.. -. . ... ... .-.-.- | |
63 | - | Ouch! |
63 | + | |
64 | ... .- -.. | |
65 | - | Sharp! |
65 | + | |
66 | - | :'( |
66 | + | I speak in morse code... no one cares... |
67 | ||
68 | Kill me. | |
69 | ||
70 | End me. | |
71 | ||
72 | Just end me. | |
73 | ||
74 | ---------------------------------- | |
75 | - | Hey look! A (item)! |
75 | + | |
76 | Being Cut: | |
77 | - | I love (item)s! |
77 | + | |
78 | ||
79 | - | Oooh, an (item)! |
79 | + | Pain. |
80 | ||
81 | - | (item)s are wonderful! |
81 | + | You cut me. |
82 | ||
83 | - | That (item) is cool! |
83 | + | I have been cut. |
84 | ||
85 | I would be sad in reaction to this cut, but as you can see... | |
86 | ||
87 | Thanks for aiding me, I guess... | |
88 | ||
89 | Cut. I am cut. | |
90 | ||
91 | - | Please no pushing :( |
91 | + | Don't bother with the small cuts and use the one that kills. |
92 | ||
93 | - | Owww... |
93 | + | |
94 | ||
95 | - | Owie! |
95 | + | |
96 | ||
97 | - | Ouchies! |
97 | + | |
98 | ||
99 | - | Oof! |
99 | + | |
100 | (Item). | |
101 | - | Stop pushing please! :( |
101 | + | |
102 | The (item) has more purpose than me. | |
103 | - | D: |
103 | + | |
104 | (Item)... | |
105 | - | :'( |
105 | + | |
106 | Thinking about that (item) is pointless. I am pointless. | |
107 | ||
108 | ---------------------------------- | |
109 | ||
110 | ||
111 | Any type of contact: | |
112 | ||
113 | - | Whoa, I'm spinning! |
113 | + | |
114 | Something hit me. | |
115 | - | Wheeee~! |
115 | + | |
116 | Pain. | |
117 | - | I'm getting dizzyyzyyy... |
117 | + | |
118 | I have been hit. | |
119 | - | My whole world is spinning! :D |
119 | + | |
120 | Hit. I have been hit. | |
121 | - | Whoaaaa~!! |
121 | + | |
122 | Hurt. | |
123 | ||
124 | This just aids me... | |
125 | ||
126 | This is pain. | |
127 | - | Sanic speed! |
127 | + | |
128 | End me. | |
129 | - | Gotta go fast! |
129 | + | |
130 | ---------------------------------- | |
131 | - | Wheeeeee~!! |
131 | + | |
132 | ||
133 | - | Wooohooo~!!! |
133 | + | |
134 | ||
135 | ||
136 | I... am spinning. | |
137 | ||
138 | Why am I spinning? | |
139 | - | Where are we going? :) |
139 | + | |
140 | The spinning makes me want to hurl. | |
141 | - | I wonder where you're taking me? |
141 | + | |
142 | I'd rather die. | |
143 | - | I like when you hold hands with me. |
143 | + | |
144 | ---------------------------------- | |
145 | - | I like being with you. |
145 | + | |
146 | Extreme Velocity: | |
147 | - | Whats up? |
147 | + | |
148 | ||
149 | - | How's it going? Where are you taking me? |
149 | + | Please make this stop... |
150 | ||
151 | - | Where are you taking me? |
151 | + | I don't want to go fast... |
152 | ||
153 | - | Hello! |
153 | + | No... |
154 | ||
155 | ---------------------------------- | |
156 | Dragging: | |
157 | ||
158 | ||
159 | Ugh... Don't drag me. | |
160 | - | Aww, I'm jointed, |
160 | + | |
161 | Why are you dragging me around...? | |
162 | - | Please let me go :( |
162 | + | |
163 | Cut it out... | |
164 | - | I'm a bit stuck :( |
164 | + | |
165 | Groan... Stop dragging me. | |
166 | - | Oh no! |
166 | + | |
167 | I want to move endlessly on my own, thank you. | |
168 | - | I've been jointed... |
168 | + | |
169 | Don't bother interacting with me. | |
170 | - | Don't pin me down :( |
170 | + | |
171 | If you're going to drag me into a trashcan, please do. | |
172 | - | I want to move! |
172 | + | |
173 | ---------------------------------- | |
174 | - | Help! |
174 | + | |
175 | Jointed: | |
176 | ||
177 | ||
178 | I'm jointed. Good. | |
179 | ||
180 | I'm trapped. This is fine. | |
181 | - | It's a bit chilly in here... |
181 | + | |
182 | I am now trapped under a joint. Wonderful. | |
183 | - | I'm cold... |
183 | + | |
184 | Thanks...? | |
185 | ||
186 | Now I cannot move. Nice. | |
187 | - | D: |
187 | + | |
188 | I have even less of a point to exist if I can't fly around. | |
189 | - | I'm freezing! |
189 | + | |
190 | Trapped. | |
191 | - | Can you warm me up please? |
191 | + | |
192 | Jointed. | |
193 | - | I'm a bit cold... |
193 | + | |
194 | Kill me instead of jointing me. | |
195 | ||
196 | ---------------------------------- | |
197 | ||
198 | Under Freeze: | |
199 | - | It's a bit hot in here... |
199 | + | |
200 | ||
201 | - | I'm hot... |
201 | + | I feel cold. I am cold. Cold. |
202 | ||
203 | - | ':( |
203 | + | Cold. |
204 | ||
205 | - | D:' |
205 | + | Freezing. |
206 | ||
207 | - | If I could sweat I'd be doing it! ':( |
207 | + | Cold, like the world around me. |
208 | ||
209 | - | Can you cool me down please? |
209 | + | I freeze, along with my will to think. |
210 | ||
211 | - | I'm kind of hot... |
211 | + | I can be shattered. |
212 | ||
213 | Shatter my existence. | |
214 | ||
215 | ---------------------------------- | |
216 | ||
217 | Under Heat: | |
218 | - | Hello! |
218 | + | |
219 | ||
220 | - | Hey, that's a drone! Like me! |
220 | + | I am hot. The burning pains me so. |
221 | ||
222 | - | Hi there (drone)! |
222 | + | The world burns into ashes around me. |
223 | ||
224 | - | How do you do (drone)? |
224 | + | The heat takes over. I feel nothing but acceptance. |
225 | ||
226 | - | I love drones! |
226 | + | The fire takes over my body and mind. I cannot think. |
227 | ||
228 | - | That drone looks cool! |
228 | + | I have been heated by the flames. Wonderful. |
229 | ||
230 | I wish the flames killed me instead. | |
231 | ||
232 | ---------------------------------- | |
233 | ||
234 | Seeing a nearby Drone in range: | |
235 | - | Hello~! |
235 | + | |
236 | ||
237 | - | You like talking too? |
237 | + | A drone. I don't want to interact with them. |
238 | ||
239 | - | Hey, we look alike! |
239 | + | Don't even bother trying to get me to socialize with others. |
240 | ||
241 | - | Try to keep being happy! |
241 | + | A (drone name) drone. |
242 | ||
243 | - | Hello! You look like me! |
243 | + | I don't care for social interaction with drones. |
244 | ||
245 | - | How do you do, Speaker Drone? |
245 | + | |
246 | ||
247 | Seeing a nearby Speaker Drone in range: | |
248 | ||
249 | ||
250 | That one looks like me. I honestly don't care... | |
251 | - | Sword Drone! :( |
251 | + | |
252 | Oh wow. A look-alike... whatever... | |
253 | - | I wish Sword Drones were nicer... |
253 | + | |
254 | Don't bother talking to me... | |
255 | - | Help! Sword Drone! D': |
255 | + | |
256 | Uuuuuuugh.... stop talking to me.... | |
257 | - | Nooo! A Sword Drone! |
257 | + | |
258 | I don't care for social interaction with drones... | |
259 | ||
260 | Don't talk to me... | |
261 | ||
262 | ---------------------------------- | |
263 | ||
264 | Seeing a Sword Drone in range: | |
265 | - | That ragdoll looks cool. |
265 | + | |
266 | ||
267 | - | I like that ragdoll. |
267 | + | That sword drone may end me. Either outcome is ok... |
268 | ||
269 | - | Hey ragdoll. Wanna be friends? |
269 | + | The Sword Drone wants to end my existence. Is that a bad thing? |
270 | ||
271 | - | People like hurting you, I don't know why. |
271 | + | The grim reaper of drones has arrived. Has it come to take me too? |
272 | ||
273 | - | Hey, thats a ragdoll! |
273 | + | Sword Drone. Killer of Drones. |
274 | ||
275 | - | That ragdoll looks epic! |
275 | + | |
276 | ||
277 | - | Hello ragdoll! |
277 | + | |
278 | Seeing a Ragdoll part in range: | |
279 | - | Are you sure that ISN'T a ragdoll? |
279 | + | |
280 | ||
281 | Instead of killing that ragdoll, kill me. | |
282 | ||
283 | It's alive. Like me. Lets change that. | |
284 | ||
285 | - | Seeing a Angry Speaker Drone: |
285 | + | I want to be dead. A ragdoll usually becomes dead. Can I become a ragdoll? |
286 | ||
287 | Just end it, and me. | |
288 | - | Hey, do you need some love? <3 |
288 | + | |
289 | That thing should die. I want to die. | |
290 | - | Don't worry, I'll comfort you! :) |
290 | + | |
291 | ----------------------------------- | |
292 | - | I'll calm you down! |
292 | + | |
293 | ----------------------------------- | |
294 | - | Stay happy, stay positive Speaker Drone! |
294 | + | |
295 | Seeing a Happy Speaker Drone: | |
296 | - | Don't run from me! |
296 | + | |
297 | ||
298 | - | I am always happy, and happy to help! |
298 | + | Sigh... You annoy me. Leave. |
299 | ||
300 | - | No need to be so unpositive! |
300 | + | I don't need your "comfort". Leave. |
301 | ||
302 | Let me be depressed in peace. | |
303 | ||
304 | Silence... please... | |
305 | ||
306 | If you want to help me so bad, shut up. | |
307 | - | Aww it's ok, I'll help you out! |
307 | + | |
308 | Want to comfort me? Kill me. | |
309 | - | Don't need to be so down! |
309 | + | |
310 | ----------------------------------- | |
311 | - | I'll comfort you! |
311 | + | |
312 | Seeing a Sad Speaker Drone | |
313 | - | No need to be so unpositive! |
313 | + | |
314 | ||
315 | - | You don't need to be sad!! |
315 | + | ... |
316 | ||
317 | - | Come here! |
317 | + | This drone shares similar feelings to me. |
318 | ||
319 | - | It's gonna be ok! |
319 | + | Depressed like me huh? |
320 | ||
321 | At least we're relatable. | |
322 | ||
323 | I don't like social interaction, but he's ok. Whatever though... |