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| 1 | - | -- input |
| 1 | + | --[[HAH YOUR AN IDIOT]]-- |
| 2 | - | function GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) |
| 2 | + | ----[[[V1.0]]]---- |
| 3 | - | for _, Part in pairs(Part:GetChildren()) do |
| 3 | + | ---[[LOCAL SCRIPT MADE BY IME99]]--- |
| 4 | - | pcall(function() |
| 4 | + | --[[Before running WEAR PANTS AND A SHIRT OR IT WONT WORK]]-- |
| 5 | - | table.insert(Children, Part) |
| 5 | + | ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| 6 | - | GetRecursiveChildren(Part, Children) |
| 6 | + | Player = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
|
| 7 | - | end) |
| 7 | + | player = Player |
| 8 | Lighting = game:GetService("Lighting")
| |
| 9 | - | return Children |
| 9 | + | lighting = Lighting |
| 10 | Name = Player.Name | |
| 11 | name = Name | |
| 12 | Mouse = Player:GetMouse() | |
| 13 | - | local Phrases = {
|
| 13 | + | mouse = Mouse |
| 14 | - | "YOU ARE NOW Deo's L\2OVE-PUPPY", |
| 14 | + | char = Player.Character |
| 15 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 15 | + | Char = char |
| 16 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 16 | + | Sm = "Smooth" |
| 17 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 17 | + | Smp = "SmoothPlastic" |
| 18 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 18 | + | Head = char.Head |
| 19 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!!", |
| 19 | + | head = Head |
| 20 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 20 | + | Color = Color3.new(255,255,255) |
| 21 | - | "Meow.", |
| 21 | + | Slash = Instance.new("Sound", Head)
|
| 22 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 22 | + | Slash.SoundId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=168208736" |
| 23 | - | "1x1x1x1 Was Not Here", |
| 23 | + | Slash.Volume = 10 |
| 24 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 24 | + | Slash.Looped = false |
| 25 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 25 | + | |
| 26 | - | "Oh, let's blow some things up!", |
| 26 | + | local s = Instance.new("Sound")
|
| 27 | - | "SergeantSmokey was here!", |
| 27 | + | |
| 28 | - | "Eat my shirt!", |
| 28 | + | s.Name = "Sound" |
| 29 | - | "No shirt, no shoes, no torso, no service.", |
| 29 | + | s.SoundId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=197495367" |
| 30 | - | "You got owned, bi-yatch.", |
| 30 | + | s.Volume = 5 |
| 31 | - | "I heard you like hacks. Me too! Wow, we have so much in common! Want to go out some time?", |
| 31 | + | s.Looped = true |
| 32 | - | "The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will not stab you, and cannot speak.", |
| 32 | + | s.archivable = false |
| 33 | - | "Please wait while I warm up the neurotoxins...", |
| 33 | + | |
| 34 | - | "Goodbye my only friend... / Wait, did you think I meant you? / That would be funny, / if it weren't so sad.", |
| 34 | + | s.Parent = game.Workspace |
| 35 | - | "Yousa gonna dia!", |
| 35 | + | |
| 36 | - | "THIS IS SPART- ERR I MEAN DEO!", |
| 36 | + | wait(3) |
| 37 | - | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
| 37 | + | |
| 38 | - | "SergeantSmokey flashes!", |
| 38 | + | s:play() |
| 39 | - | "I'm wild for leo.", |
| 39 | + | |
| 40 | - | "HURR DURR.", |
| 40 | + | |
| 41 | - | "DURR.", |
| 41 | + | |
| 42 | - | "HURR.", |
| 42 | + | |
| 43 | - | "I'll kick your puppy!", |
| 43 | + | HA = Instance.new("Sound", Head)
|
| 44 | - | "Oh lawdy...", |
| 44 | + | HA.SoundId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=168208736" |
| 45 | - | "What have I done?!", |
| 45 | + | HA.Volume = 10 |
| 46 | - | ":3", |
| 46 | + | HA.Looped = false |
| 47 | - | "Who's the noob? You are, hurr.", |
| 47 | + | |
| 48 | - | "Deo l\2oves you with hate.", |
| 48 | + | local Punch = Instance.new("Animation", char)
|
| 49 | - | "Deo would like to take this moment to tell you how much he hates you.", |
| 49 | + | Punch.AnimationId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=158398316" |
| 50 | - | "Deo is your new and old God.", |
| 50 | + | Punch.Name = "Punch" |
| 51 | - | "Deo is the cake.", |
| 51 | + | |
| 52 | - | "Telamon is mad you took his chicken.", |
| 52 | + | local Flip = Instance.new("Animation", char)
|
| 53 | - | "LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS", |
| 53 | + | Flip.AnimationId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=147842537" |
| 54 | - | "Clockwork was never de-admined D;", |
| 54 | + | Flip.Name = "Flip" |
| 55 | - | "We all have hearts of gold! Excuse me while I shatter said gold into pieces.", |
| 55 | + | |
| 56 | - | "I shot Santa. Christmas is canceled.", |
| 56 | + | function onTouched(part) |
| 57 | - | "I eat children.", |
| 57 | + | local h = part.Parent:findFirstChild("Humanoid")
|
| 58 | - | "Don't be surprised if the world ends. That's just my way of saying hello.", |
| 58 | + | if h~=nil then |
| 59 | - | "I'M GOING TO SM\2OKE A LOT OF CR\2ACK.", |
| 59 | + | Instance.new("Smoke",h.Parent.Head)
|
| 60 | - | "Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.", |
| 60 | + | Instance.new("Fire",h.Parent.Head)
|
| 61 | - | "Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?", |
| 61 | + | Instance.new("Sparkles",h.Parent.Head)
|
| 62 | - | "Give me ambiguity or give me something else.", |
| 62 | + | |
| 63 | - | "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!", |
| 63 | + | local s = Instance.new("SelectionBox")
|
| 64 | - | "We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.", |
| 64 | + | s.Parent = h.Parent.Head |
| 65 | - | "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.", |
| 65 | + | s.Adornee = h.Parent.Head |
| 66 | - | "He who laughs last thinks slowest!", |
| 66 | + | s.Color = BrickColor.Random() |
| 67 | - | "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.", |
| 67 | + | |
| 68 | - | "\"More hay, Trigger?\" \"No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!\"", |
| 68 | + | local s = Instance.new("SelectionBox")
|
| 69 | - | "A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.", |
| 69 | + | s.Parent = h.Parent.Torso |
| 70 | - | "Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.", |
| 70 | + | s.Adornee = h.Parent.Torso |
| 71 | - | "Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.", |
| 71 | + | s.Color = BrickColor.Random() |
| 72 | - | "There's too much blood in my caffeine system.", |
| 72 | + | |
| 73 | - | "Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.", |
| 73 | + | |
| 74 | - | "Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.", |
| 74 | + | wait(0.5) |
| 75 | - | "\"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.\"", |
| 75 | + | HA:Play() |
| 76 | - | "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.", |
| 76 | + | h.Parent:BreakJoints() |
| 77 | - | "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.", |
| 77 | + | |
| 78 | - | "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.", |
| 78 | + | |
| 79 | - | "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.", |
| 79 | + | |
| 80 | - | "Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.", |
| 80 | + | char["Right Arm"].Touched:connect(onTouched) |
| 81 | - | "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.", |
| 81 | + | |
| 82 | - | "When there's a will, I want to be in it.", |
| 82 | + | char["Torso"].Touched:connect(onTouched) |
| 83 | - | "Okay, who put a \"stop payment\" on my reality check?", |
| 83 | + | |
| 84 | - | "We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?", |
| 84 | + | |
| 85 | - | "Programming is an art form that fights back.", |
| 85 | + | |
| 86 | - | "\"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?\"", |
| 86 | + | function Main() |
| 87 | - | "All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?", |
| 87 | + | char.Humanoid.MaxHealth = math.huge |
| 88 | - | "My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.", |
| 88 | + | Head.face.Texture = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=131104482" |
| 89 | - | "Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.", |
| 89 | + | char.Torso.roblox:remove() |
| 90 | - | "Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.", |
| 90 | + | char.Humanoid.WalkSpeed = 70 |
| 91 | - | "To define recursion, we must first define recursion.", |
| 91 | + | char.Pants:remove() |
| 92 | - | "Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.", |
| 92 | + | char.Shirt:remove() |
| 93 | - | "Home is where you hang your @", |
| 93 | + | |
| 94 | - | "The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.", |
| 94 | + | |
| 95 | - | "A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.", |
| 95 | + | function Morph() |
| 96 | - | "You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.", |
| 96 | + | local sm = Instance.new("Smoke")
|
| 97 | - | "Great groups from little icons grow.", |
| 97 | + | sm.Parent = char.Torso |
| 98 | - | "Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.", |
| 98 | + | sm.Color = Color3.new(0, 0, 0) |
| 99 | - | "C:\\ is the root of all directories.", |
| 99 | + | sm.Opacity = 3 |
| 100 | - | "Don't put all your hypes in one home page.", |
| 100 | + | sm.Size = 3 |
| 101 | - | "Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.", |
| 101 | + | |
| 102 | - | "The modem is the message.", |
| 102 | + | local f = Instance.new("Fire",char.Torso)
|
| 103 | - | "Too many clicks spoil the browse.", |
| 103 | + | |
| 104 | - | "The geek shall inherit the earth.", |
| 104 | + | local s = Instance.new("Sparkles",char.Torso)
|
| 105 | - | "A chat has nine lives.", |
| 105 | + | |
| 106 | - | "Don't byte off more than you can view.", |
| 106 | + | wait(3) |
| 107 | - | "Fax is stranger than fiction.", |
| 107 | + | |
| 108 | - | "What boots up must come down.", |
| 108 | + | sm.Parent = lighting |
| 109 | - | "Windows will never cease. (ed. oh sure...)", |
| 109 | + | f.Parent = lighting |
| 110 | - | "In Gates we trust. (ed. yeah right....)", |
| 110 | + | s.Parent = lighting |
| 111 | - | "Virtual reality is its own reward.", |
| 111 | + | |
| 112 | - | "Modulation in all things.", |
| 112 | + | wait(0.1) |
| 113 | - | "A user and his leisure time are soon parted.", |
| 113 | + | local BillboardGui = Instance.new("BillboardGui",Head)
|
| 114 | - | "There's no place like http://www.home.com", |
| 114 | + | BillboardGui.Size = UDim2.new(8,0,7,0) |
| 115 | - | "Know what to expect before you connect.", |
| 115 | + | BillboardGui.StudsOffset = Vector3.new(0,2.89,0) |
| 116 | - | "Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.", |
| 116 | + | local TextLabel = Instance.new("TextLabel", BillboardGui)
|
| 117 | - | "Speed thrills.", |
| 117 | + | TextLabel.Text = "GET REKT " |
| 118 | - | "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks." |
| 118 | + | TextLabel.Size = UDim2.new(1,0,1,0) |
| 119 | - | } |
| 119 | + | TextLabel.BackgroundTransparency = 1 |
| 120 | TextLabel.TextColor = BrickColor.new(Color) | |
| 121 | TextLabel.Font = "Arial" | |
| 122 | - | Textures = {
|
| 122 | + | TextLabel.FontSize = "Size36" |
| 123 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=59515602", |
| 123 | + | TextLabel.TextStrokeTransparency = 0 |
| 124 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=48308661", |
| 124 | + | TextLabel.Rotation = 1 |
| 125 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=42198984", |
| 125 | + | |
| 126 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=59421095", |
| 126 | + | function po() |
| 127 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=59454680", |
| 127 | + | char.Head.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Institutional white")
|
| 128 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=59784967", |
| 128 | + | char.Head.Transparency = 0.35 |
| 129 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=45791014", |
| 129 | + | char.Torso.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
|
| 130 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=58492970", |
| 130 | + | char.Torso.Transparency = 0.35 |
| 131 | - | "http://www.roblox.com/Asset/?id=59278856" |
| 131 | + | char["Left Arm"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
|
| 132 | - | } |
| 132 | + | char["Left Arm"].Transparency = 0.35 |
| 133 | char["Right Arm"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
| |
| 134 | char["Right Arm"].Transparency = 0.35 | |
| 135 | - | Instance.new("Sky", game:GetService("Lighting")).CelestialBodiesShown = false
|
| 135 | + | char["Left Leg"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
|
| 136 | - | Instance.new("Message", Workspace)
|
| 136 | + | char["Left Leg"].Transparency = 0.35 |
| 137 | - | Instance.new("Hint", Workspace)
|
| 137 | + | char["Right Leg"].BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
|
| 138 | char["Right Leg"].Transparency = 0.35 | |
| 139 | end | |
| 140 | - | while true do |
| 140 | + | Morph() |
| 141 | - | for _, Part in pairs(GetRecursiveChildren(game, {})) do
|
| 141 | + | Main() |
| 142 | - | pcall(function() |
| 142 | + | po() |
| 143 | - | if not Part:IsA("Player")then
|
| 143 | + | mouse.KeyDown:connect(function(key) local key=key:lower() |
| 144 | - | pcall(function() Part.Name = Phrases[math.random(1, #Phrases)] end) |
| 144 | + | if key=="q" then |
| 145 | - | pcall(function() Part.Text = Phrases[math.random(1, #Phrases)] end) |
| 145 | + | local vCharacter = char |
| 146 | - | pcall(function() Part.Image = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) |
| 146 | + | local hum = vCharacter:findFirstChild("Humanoid")
|
| 147 | - | pcall(function() Part.TextureId = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) |
| 147 | + | blah2 = hum:LoadAnimation(char.Flip) |
| 148 | - | pcall(function() Part.Texture = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) |
| 148 | + | blah2:Play() |
| 149 | - | pcall(function() Part.ShirtTemplate = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) |
| 149 | + | Slash:Play() |
| 150 | - | pcall(function() Part.PantsTemplate = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) |
| 150 | + | char.Torso.CFrame = char.Torso.CFrame * CFrame.new(-2,2.5,-2) |
| 151 | - | pcall(function() Part.Graphic = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] end) |
| 151 | + | |
| 152 | - | pcall(function() Part.Color = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) end) |
| 152 | + | end) |
| 153 | - | pcall(function() Part.Color3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) end) |
| 153 | + | |
| 154 | - | pcall(function() |
| 154 | + | mouse.KeyDown:connect(function(key) local key=key:lower() |
| 155 | - | Part.SkyboxUp = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] |
| 155 | + | if key == "e" then |
| 156 | - | Part.SkyboxDn = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] |
| 156 | + | local vCharacter = char |
| 157 | - | Part.SkyboxLf = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] |
| 157 | + | local hum = vCharacter:findFirstChild("Humanoid")
|
| 158 | - | Part.SkyboxRt = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] |
| 158 | + | blah2 = hum:LoadAnimation(char.Punch) |
| 159 | - | Part.SkyboxFt = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] |
| 159 | + | blah2:Play() |
| 160 | - | Part.SkyboxBk = Textures[math.random(1, #Textures)] |
| 160 | + | Slash:Play() |
| 161 | - | end) |
| 161 | + | char.Torso.CFrame = char.Torso.CFrame * CFrame.new(0,-10,0) |
| 162 | - | pcall(function() |
| 162 | + | |
| 163 | - | Part.TextColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) |
| 163 | + | end) |
| 164 | - | Part.BackgroundColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) |
| 164 | + | |
| 165 | - | Part.BorderColor3 = Color3.new(math.random(), math.random(), math.random()) |
| 165 | + | mouse.KeyDown:connect(function(key) local key=key:lower() |
| 166 | - | end) |
| 166 | + | if key == "j" then |
| 167 | - | pcall(function() |
| 167 | + | local vCharacter = char |
| 168 | - | Part.Pitch = math.random() * 5 |
| 168 | + | char.Torso.CFrame = char.Torso.CFrame * CFrame.new(0,80,0) |
| 169 | - | Part.Volume = 1 |
| 169 | + | |
| 170 | - | Part.Looped = true |
| 170 | + | end) |
| 171 | - | Part:Play() |
| 171 | + | --[[YOU ARE AN IDIOT A SCRIPT BY EVILDARKSWORD123]]-- |