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| 1 | Day trophy husband in Equestria | |
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| 3 | >Be anon | |
| 4 | >Be lucky enough to be married to the pony supermodel Fleur De Lis | |
| 5 | >Her income meant you didn't have to get a job, but sitting around all day was something you couldn't do | |
| 6 | >So when not making sure your house looks great you are either at the gym or at your hobby of a job. | |
| 7 | >All that time in the gym has really paid off and you look and feel amazing | |
| 8 | >Be Saturday | |
| 9 | >You and Fleur are browsing the city center bazaar; you never really liked shopping but she loves it so you do it for her. | |
| 10 | >That and when you both get home the afternoon delight makes it all worth it. | |
| 11 | >Tugging at your shirt that tightly hugs your torso, you swear every time Fleur gets you clothes she gets is a size small. | |
| 12 | >You and her pass through the eating area. | |
| 13 | >As soon as both of you appear out of ear shot two mares seated at a table turn their conversation to you. | |
| 14 | "eugh, there goes Fleur again parading around her trophy husband like she does every Saturday. What. A. Bitch." | |
| 15 | >"You have to admit if you had a husband like that you'd show him off too." | |
| 16 | "Well duh, I would who wouldn't? It's just that she does it EVERY Saturday, I'm getting real tired of it." | |
| 17 | >"Yeah, it is a bit excessive to do this every Saturday, she even gets him in those sexy tight clothes. I bet she even rides his dick whenever she wants" | |
| 18 | "Yeah yeah don't remind me" | |
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| 21 | Day Trophy husband Mk.II in Equestria | |
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| 23 | >You are anon, Husband to the famous pony supermodel Fleur De Leis | |
| 24 | >It is after your morning job and you are in the gym you normally go to work out in | |
| 25 | >They love you there, something about how ever since you began working out there business has boomed for them | |
| 26 | >Must be becuase of your uncommon appearance | |
| 27 | >Waiting for the bench press you see a mare stack the weights, good for her for being so str- | |
| 28 | >She can't push it up so you rush over and pull it up off of her. | |
| 29 | >After stuttering something about not being fresh so she wasn't at max she leaves | |
| 30 | >Before you sit down you notice a huge wet spot on the bench, ponies sweat alot in the gym, but you always hate it when they don't clean up after themselves. | |
| 31 | >You stack on some wieght and begin your sets, ihoof on and world off you don't notice the pair of mares staring at you and chatting. | |
| 32 | "Damn Spring Breeze look at him go" | |
| 33 | >"Yeah, look at all that wieght he is just plowing through. I wonder how well it helps in the bedroom" | |
| 34 | "Mmm, I'd give him some weight to plow through" accentuated with a shake of her plot | |
| 35 | >"I hope you won't just hog him all to yourself, I'd want in on that action" | |
| 36 | "I hear Fleur already got to him first though, but there's no reason to not to share a guy like him, right?" | |
| 37 | >"I don't know, she might be reluctant to just pass around a peice of dick like that." | |
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| 39 | ||
| 40 | Day Trophy husband in Equestria Mk.III | |
| 41 | ||
| 42 | >You are Anon and you are married to the widely known pony supermodel Fleur De Leis | |
| 43 | >Today you were attending a summer time gala hosted by one of Fleur's associates. | |
| 44 | >Fancy parties really weren't your thing, but you felt you had to accompany her to make sure she stayed safe and had good company | |
| 45 | >Also it seemed proper for you as a couple to be there | |
| 46 | >Judging by the other couples meandering around the courtyard it was the right move | |
| 47 | >You've been approached by many couples in fact, but they just all seemed odd. | |
| 48 | >The stallions seemed nervous and the mares seemed almost confrontational. | |
| 49 | >That and every time you met and left a couple Fleur would squeeze you in a little tighter, well tighter for a pony you guess. | |
| 50 | >Must be the fancy atmosphere has everyone on edge in case they do something wrong. | |
| 51 | >As the night wore on and dinner came and went you Fleur started getting all cuddly and kissy with you | |
| 52 | >Not that you didn't like it, but out in public it made you a little self conscious. | |
| 53 | >Then again if it was any indication of what was to come later that night, that self consciousness could easily be ignored. | |
| 54 | >When Fleur came in for another hug after the plates had been cleared away, you failed to see her bat her eyes at a pair of mares sitting at a table across the patio | |
| 55 | >"Oooooo she's doing it again! I aughttah go over there and ruin her dress" | |
| 56 | "Yeah, but what about her man? That won't do well to make you look better than her" | |
| 57 | >"At least it will get her back for dinner. Every fucking time she even touched him she made sure we saw it." | |
| 58 | "Totally rude and crass" | |
| 59 | >"And yet she lands a trophy husband that good" | |
| 60 | "Look at the way She's putting the moves on him, totally gonna ride that dick tonight" | |
| 61 | >"Shut up" | |
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| 63 | ||
| 64 | Day Trophy Husband in Equestria Mk. IV | |
| 65 | ||
| 66 | >Be Anon, the love and husband of the fabulous pony supermodel Fleur De Leis. | |
| 67 | >Tonight was a night at the Orchestra; Fleur had surprised you with the tickets. | |
| 68 | >It was a pleasant surprise, you occasionally enjoyed classical music and it was an excuse to wear a suit. | |
| 69 | >The first part of the Concert was nice; Rachmaneinoff and the Johoof Bach pieces were especially nice. | |
| 70 | >Right now though it was the intermission and the bar was open. | |
| 71 | >Fleur was off in the restrooms freshening herself up and you were in a seat cooling off with a nice beer. | |
| 72 | >It wasn’t long until some strange mare came up and made sure you noticed her sitting beside you. | |
| 73 | >”So, I’ve never seen something like you, tell me about yourself” she asked leaning slightly in towards you. | |
| 74 | >She seemed nice enough, so you continue to make idle chit-chat. | |
| 75 | >She had a horrible sense of humor; she kept laughing at stuff you said that really wasn’t funny. | |
| 76 | >Suddenly a stallion comes tromping up looking really annoyed, cheeks slightly puffed, and red in the face. | |
| 77 | >He starts bitching at the mare about “chatting up another piece of dick” and “is he not good enough” | |
| 78 | >You just chose to ignore them and continue sipping at you r beer | |
| 79 | >That is until you look over to the restroom and get a glassful of the mare’s beer in your face and all over your suit. | |
| 80 | >Wouldn’t have been a problem any other night, but it got all over your suit. Your suit. | |
| 81 | >Calmly turning around you see the stallion looking all smug, until you rise and put on your ass whooping face. | |
| 82 | >Before he can run you have him by the collar of his shirt and left back leg. | |
| 83 | >He screams and squirms around as you carry him towards the door. | |
| 84 | >You kick the door open and sling him outside. | |
| 85 | ||
| 86 | >”Honey, I think we should go” Fleur says, apparently finishing up when you were busy with the stallion. | |
| 87 | >Looking around you just notice the bar area has gone dead silent and a lot of the mares are furiously blushing. | |
| 88 | >Yeah, that may have been too much of a scene; even all those mares seem embarrassed for you. | |
| 89 | >You apologize, grab your coat, and head out the door with Fleur. | |
| 90 | >Feeling sorry that you essentially wasted half of the tickets you make sure Fleur knows you’re sorry. | |
| 91 | >Thankfully she is very understanding; she wanted to head home earlier anyway | |
| 92 | >She wanted some “other entertainment” she added with a wink. | |
| 93 | >Hell yeah, things turned out better than expected. | |
| 94 | ||
| 95 | Back at the Bar | |
| 96 | >The two mares sitting in a booth watched slack-jawed as Fleur’s husband just THREW out sunflower’s coltfriend. | |
| 97 | >Just wordlessly picked him up, carried him to the door, kicked said door open, and threw him. | |
| 98 | >Holy shit that was hot, the burning in your face and elsewhere had them going. | |
| 99 | >They made sure Fleur and her husband had left before starting the conversation. | |
| 100 | “Holy shit Mistdancer did you see that?” | |
| 101 | >”Yeah, he just did that.” | |
| 102 | “I wonder what he’s like in bed” | |
| 103 | >”Probably just as savage and strong” | |
| 104 | “Oh, why does Fleur get to have him all to herself? I’m sure there’s enough of him to go around” | |
| 105 | >”I don’t know, but you know the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.” | |
| 106 | “MMMmmmm, I wouldn’t mind finding that out for myself” | |
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| 108 | ||
| 109 | Day Trophy husband in Equestria Mk. V | |
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| 111 | >You are Anon, the ever faithful Husband to the charming pony supermodel Fleur De Leis | |
| 112 | >Today was another relaxing weekend day and Fleur insisted that day be spent at the beach. | |
| 113 | >You couldn't agree more, the beach was a great idea for a relaxing day. | |
| 114 | >Being the "homesteader" you normally are all the necessities were braught; umbrella, large cooler, chairs, towels, and even a small grill and charcoal. | |
| 115 | >Being still a bit too early to fire the grill up you decieded to go and build a sandcastle. | |
| 116 | >Fleur seemed to be asleep sunbathing on her towel so you let her be. | |
| 117 | >After finding a perfect spot and getting to work your castle is almost crushed by a mare running to catch a hoofball. | |
| 118 | >At least she didn’t give you a sand shower. | |
| 119 | >She looks down seeming to just notice you. | |
| 120 | “Sorry about that, ball just got away a bit.” She says almost in a pose. | |
| 121 | >”Its fine you didn’t mess it up any” you respond. | |
| 122 | “I’m Wind Whistler by the way, but you can call me Windy” extending her hoof | |
| 123 | >You grab her hoof and give it a firm shake, Papa always said make sure you have a firm handshake when introducing yourself “Anon” | |
| 124 | “You wanna throw it around with us?” she asks holding the ball out towards you | |
| 125 | >Why not, your castle wasn’t shaping up to be the best looking one. | |
| 126 | >You grab the ball, “Go long” | |
| 127 | >She and her two other friend go about 25ft away from you and all make really over pronounced jumping motions. | |
| 128 | >Wtf? You guess they want a fast one then, so you sling it. | |
| 129 | >Unfortunately Windy’s light blue friend doesn’t react in time and takes the ball hard to the chest. | |
| 130 | >It must have hurt a lot, but she takes it like a champ. You wonder why she’s acting so tough. | |
| 131 | >They were friendly enough, and seemed eager to impress you. | |
| 132 | >You continue to play with them for a while and lose track of time. | |
| 133 | ||
| 134 | >The sun starting to sink and your hunger remind you that it’s probably time to get back to your tent area. | |
| 135 | >You tell Windy you need to get back to your stuff and that they can come too for something to eat. | |
| 136 | >Getting back to your area saw Fleur already setting up the grill, damn she’s wonderful. | |
| 137 | >She looks up when she hears you approaching “Hey honey” and sees the mares behind you “Who’s your friends” | |
| 138 | >”We threw some hoofball on the beach, and they seemed friendly enough so I invited them to eat.” | |
| 139 | “Hi” Windy finally says, staring at Fleur | |
| 140 | >”That’s fine, they can join us.” Fleur states with a smile “Come here, I’ve barely seen you all day” | |
| 141 | >Waling over you give her a big hug, which she pulls out of and kisses you. | |
| 142 | >She kissed you pretty deeply in fact, it was nice but with company there you blushed a bit, PDAs where never your thing. | |
| 143 | >She hugs you again, and what you don’t see is her looking over at Windy, a coy smile on her face and winking ever so slightly. | |
| 144 | ||
| 145 | >You are Windy | |
| 146 | >And you are Pissed | |
| 147 | >It takes a lot to suppress you rage with Fleur’s stupid smile and wink | |
| 148 | >You know that look, it’s the ‘He’s all mine’ look | |
| 149 | >Fuck, you wanna get out of there so bad, but you don’t wanna seem like an asshole in front of Anon. | |
| 150 | >It’s been almost all day and you’re sure you were gaining ground with him | |
| 151 | >All it would have taken was a bit longer and like 2 beers at the bar this evening. | |
| 152 | >Now with his main Girl here all she’s gonna do is vag block you. | |
| 153 | >Fuck this. | |
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| 155 | ||
| 156 | Trophy Husband Mk. VI | |
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| 158 | >You are Anon, the caring husband of ever so admirable pony model Fleur De Leis. | |
| 159 | >Because of your wonderful relationship you were able to score tickets to a cruise Fleur had won. | |
| 160 | >Never been on a cruise before, should be wonderfully fun | |
| 161 | >Shows, bars, fine dining, weight room, the sights, and judging by her hints a little bit of motion in the ocean. | |
| 162 | >The cabin room was very nice; artfully furnished and rather spacious with a king sized bed. | |
| 163 | >First order of business, relax a bit on the deck with your wife. | |
| 164 | >Sun’s out guns out, sky’s out thighs out. Sunglasses on, yeah they mirin’ | |
| 165 | >Help Fleur into a deck seat and wordlessly rub her down with sunscreen | |
| 166 | >”mmm, practicing for tonight?” she almost purrs | |
| 167 | >You smirk a bit at that, holding back the aww yeah and in a feat of total control keep your boner suppressed | |
| 168 | “Yeah, though don’t expect it to be just your back” | |
| 169 | >Later you are dressed pretty well, white shorts and a polo and Fleur in a nice summer dress | |
| 170 | >You are attending the dinner and a show tonight; you make sure to pull the chair out for Fleur. | |
| 171 | >All throughout the show she keep giving you the look and tapping your leg with her hoof | |
| 172 | >You two couldn’t get back to your room fast enough | |
| 173 | >The next day you are feeling like a million bucks, thoroughly relaxed and headed to breakfast | |
| 174 | >Pulling the chair out for Fleur you make sure her mimosa is filled first, and she is comfortable. | |
| 175 | >You take a flower out of the arrangement in the center of the table and put it in her hair. | |
| 176 | >”Thanks babe, I’m sure I look wonderful now.” | |
| 177 | >Laughing you two kiss. | |
| 178 | >Unaware of the looks you are getting from behind the flower arrangement at another table. | |
| 179 | ||
| 180 | >You are Fallbreeze, a young Pegasus with her 2 best girlfriends on what should be a wonderful vacation cruise. | |
| 181 | >Sitting at a breakfast table, you star at a pattern in the table cloth | |
| 182 | >Seriously contemplating whether or not it’s too early to start drinking | |
| 183 | >You don’t bother to talk as your friends’ gossip on. | |
| 184 | “Look at Him, totally at her feet” | |
| 185 | >”She makes him do everything, doesn’t she have any shame?” | |
| 186 | “What does she do to get a man take care of her so much?” | |
| 187 | >”I don’t know but look at him; tall, muscular, caring, able to wrap you in those strong arms and ju- | |
| 188 | “The perfect trophy husband?” | |
| 189 | >”yeah… I wonder how long he can last” | |
| 190 | “The amount of times she probably makes him do it? I’d say up to a minute even” | |
| 191 | >Now is your time to speak up | |
| 192 | “No” | |
| 193 | >Your friends look at you | |
| 194 | >”How would you know?” | |
| 195 | “Their room is right next to mine, believe me, it’s more than a minute” | |
| 196 | >You hold back tears as memories flash across your eyes and the sounds of last night fill your ears | |
| 197 | “It’s – It’s more than a minute” | |
| 198 | >You need a drink. | |
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| 200 | ||
| 201 | Trophy Husband Mk. VII | |
| 202 | ||
| 203 | >You are Anon, the wonderful husband to the magnanimous pony super model Fleur de Leis | |
| 204 | >Currently enjoying wandering around the mall with her, she loved going out and you do what you can to make her happy | |
| 205 | >Lunch time rolls around and a stop at the food court is in order | |
| 206 | >Normally you let her pick the food as you go off to use the restroom and wash your hands | |
| 207 | >You sneak a glace behind you and see she goes to the Chinese food line, fuck yeah you love Chinese food. | |
| 208 | >A quick piss and a hand washing later you casually walk out of the restroom to find where your wife sat | |
| 209 | >A crowd nearby grabs your attention when you don’t spot her on your first scan | |
| 210 | >They are hooting and hollering like a bunch of high-schoolers watching a fight | |
| 211 | >Wait a minute, watching a fight, you can’t see Fleur, uh oh. | |
| 212 | >A surge of worry, panic and strength go through you as you effortlessly push through the crowd | |
| 213 | >Fleur and another mare are fuming at each other and it is hard to hear what they say over the crowd | |
| 214 | >All you can hear is “Smash her face in!, Fight! Fuck her up!” | |
| 215 | >Damn savages, wanting to see females get hurt like that. | |
| 216 | >Quickly you get between the two and grab hold of Fleur. | |
| 217 | >The other mare lunges in, intent to get a cheap shot in while Fleur is being held | |
| 218 | >You shoot your arm out and perfectly stiff arm her in the throat, effectively stone walling her attempt. | |
| 219 | >The crowd breaks up as you walk with Fleur away from the food court and to a nearby park | |
| 220 | >It takes a bit, but with Fleur sitting in your lap while you gently stroke her you are able to calm her down | |
| 221 | >You hate to see her so upset | |
| 222 | >She is visibly calmer and you both realize that you left your lunch in there | |
| 223 | >Heading home and stopping off at a street vendor you two cheered up again | |
| 224 | >She thanked you for helping her with that situation | |
| 225 | >But said she was still a bit tense and needed a way to “relive” more of it, Hell yeah you love this mare. | |
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| 227 | ||
| 228 | Trophy Husband Mk. VIII | |
| 229 | ||
| 230 | You are Anon | |
| 231 | >The non-casual husband to the graceful pony supermodel Fleur de Leis | |
| 232 | >Today was a good day in more ways than one | |
| 233 | >First off you played basketball with some of your mates and fucked around and got a triple double | |
| 234 | >But now you and your wife are sitting in a stadium to watching a rousing game of pugby | |
| 235 | >It was exactly like rugby from back on earth, just with a P at the front; well that and only mares were playing. | |
| 236 | >Weird because it’s usually a rough sport | |
| 237 | >Maybe it’s like one of those novelty sports like lingerie football from back on earth. | |
| 238 | >Then again lots of mares in the stadium with a few stallions that stuck to them like glue. | |
| 239 | >Those guys need to calm down, it’s not like anyone is gonna attack their girls. | |
| 240 | >Suddenly one of those kiss-cams comes on the jumbo-tron and starts moving around the stadium. | |
| 241 | >It stops on a few couples and the stallions blush heavily and try to disappear by sinking lower in their seats | |
| 242 | >Sheesh what babies, man up and kiss your gals. | |
| 243 | >Then it settles on you and Fleur. | |
| 244 | >You look over at her with a huge grin and her at you with a small smile and a look that says “you sure?” | |
| 245 | >An eyebrow twitch is your response; give daddy some sugar. | |
| 246 | >She gives you a light, almost formal peck on the cheek and the crowd cheers a bit. | |
| 247 | >Nope | |
| 248 | >You pull her back in and lock lips with a deep passionate kiss. | |
| 249 | >The crowd whistles and cheers, maybe it was a bit too much putting Fleur on display like that. | |
| 250 | >Turning your attention back to the game field where the players are starting to take the field; | |
| 251 | >You don’t notice Fleur flash a huge smile and give the equivalent of thumbs up on screen. | |
| 252 | >The crowd cheers and whistles some more, Jeeze the game hasn’t restarted yet and already they are fired up. | |
| 253 | ||
| 254 | >Be Mahogany, the hard working carpenter mare at the pugby game with your friends. | |
| 255 | >And holy shit, the kiss cam stopped on That bitch and her clam-jammer of a husband! | |
| 256 | >You remember when he came into your shop looking for a large night stand. | |
| 257 | >His stature, his voice, his scent | |
| 258 | >It was almost intoxicating, and you definitely wanted to jump on that dick. | |
| 259 | >Just be friendly and casually ask him out right before he leaves. | |
| 260 | >He browsed around for a bit all the while you tagged along and eyed him up | |
| 261 | >He finally chose a table, you insisted you help, well you wanted to show off what those gym session had done. | |
| 262 | >But he picked it up no problem, mmm you like em strong. | |
| 263 | >Right after he purchased it, SHE came in and you heard those dreadful words | |
| 264 | >”Hey honey, were you able to find what you wanted?” | |
| 265 | >Damn it, that fine piece of dick was already taken. | |
| 266 | >You stare daggers at her, and she just smiles back. | |
| 267 | >She fucking knows what you had on your mind | |
| 268 | >And as if to rub it in she walked up to him and kissed him right there ending with a hug. | |
| 269 | >Never breaking eye contact with you she speaks up | |
| 270 | >”I’m getting worn out honey, lets head home. I need to relax” | |
| 271 | >emphasis on the relax | |
| 272 | >And now here she was showing him off once again | |
| 273 | >Fuck her | |
| 274 | ||
| 275 | ||
| 276 | Trophy Husband Mk.IX Christmas Edition | |
| 277 | ||
| 278 | Be Anon | |
| 279 | >the ravishingly handsome husbando to the near perfect pony model Fleur De Lies | |
| 280 | >and right now you are attending a lovely hearthswarming eve ball (you like to think of it as a christmas party) | |
| 281 | >on top of that everyone gets to dress up | |
| 282 | >Fleur wanted to go as a reindeer, you shot that idea down before it was off the ground | |
| 283 | >Took you long enough to be comfortable getting it on with horses, lets not push it just yet | |
| 284 | >besides that tigress attack on your zebfrica safari really didn't help, but you digress. that story is for another day | |
| 285 | >So instead you explained your Christmas Holiday experience and who santa klaus was. | |
| 286 | >what he did and where he lived with mrs klaus. | |
| 287 | >she loved it and that is how you got matching red outfits that even you were impressed with how they turned out | |
| 288 | >It must have been unusual fashion though, judging by all the glares you were getting from other mares | |
| 289 | >good thing you talked her out of that reindeer idea, there are like 4 other couples like that | |
| 290 | >It was a fun party, socialize a bit, drink a bit (gotta love them peppermint schnapps) | |
| 291 | >she was very close and lovey-dovey, must have been the holiday spirit. | |
| 292 | >as you leave the party pulls you a bit closer "so santa, you going to give me a present when we get home" | |
| 293 | >a quick peck on the cheek and a soft bat with her tail is provided to ensure you understand what she means | |
| 294 | >as if she needed to | |
| 295 | >Seems like tonight is going to be a not very silent one | |
| 296 | ||
| 297 | Be Cloudburst | |
| 298 | >And be annoyed, very annoyed | |
| 299 | >you went to this chirstmas dress up ball with your husband Monsoon in costume | |
| 300 | >Costumes that he assured you no one else would be wearing, that you would stand out as unique and the best | |
| 301 | >a reindeer and ice spirit, practically the same one 3 other couples were wearing | |
| 302 | >Not only were they similar, they were better than the ones you and Monsoon had on | |
| 303 | >and by Celestia he would not shut up about how they "stole" his costume idea and how he wears it better | |
| 304 | >ugly costume with husband naggin in ear, at least you can get hammered off the peppermint schnapps | |
| 305 | >Taking another drink you look up and see THEM | |
| 306 | >Ug, Fleur and her "perfect" husband in matching outfits | |
| 307 | >Glare daggers at them, its all you can really do in public | |
| 308 | >she looks back and sees you, thats right im staring | |
| 309 | >she smirks, pulls him in for a quick kiss on the cheek, then picks up a peppermint stick and gives it a long lick | |
| 310 | >all while not breaking eye contact with you | |
| 311 | >yeah she's gonna get some tonight |