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1 | Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game | |
2 | (because no human could survive WITH alcohol) | |
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4 | Take a shot every time: | |
5 | -A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread | |
6 | -Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish | |
7 | -One of the following commercials airs: | |
8 | -The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial | |
9 | -Gamefly | |
10 | -Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly) | |
11 | -Trojan condoms | |
12 | -Upcoming/current video game | |
13 | -Any commercial you feel out of place airs | |
14 | -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets | |
15 | -Random upcoming genre movie | |
16 | -AT&T Don't Text and Drive | |
17 | -Sonic shakes | |
18 | ||
19 | Attack on Titan: | |
20 | -There's a line the dub changed or someone complains about the change | |
21 | -Someone posts spoilers (optional) | |
22 | -A side character you barely know dies | |
23 | -Sasha does something with food | |
24 | -Anyone acts like a psycho (two shots if it's Mikasa, Eren, or Annie) | |
25 | -A Titan looks/acts dumb | |
26 | -Eren bites his thumb | |
27 | -There's some faux-philosophical narration | |
28 | ||
29 | Bleach | |
30 | -The show starts | |
31 | -You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds. | |
32 | -If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless. | |
33 | -Someone gets kidnapped. | |
34 | -Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason. | |
35 | -Ichigo auto bankai's | |
36 | -Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight. | |
37 | -Something cool actually happens | |
38 | -A character is saved at the last moment | |
39 | -An ass pull occurs | |
40 | -SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled | |
41 | -Spells are useless | |
42 | -Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting | |
43 | -Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting | |
44 | -They reuse animation | |
45 | -They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode) | |
46 | -Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back) | |
47 | -An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique") | |
48 | -The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward. | |
49 | ||
50 | Naruto Shippuden | |
51 | -Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback | |
52 | -Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics | |
53 | -Naruto mentions ramen | |
54 | -Sakura misses a chance to be useful | |
55 | -Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them | |
56 | -There's a flashback | |
57 | -Jiraiya does something perverted | |
58 | -Sharingan activates | |
59 | -A rasengan is used | |
60 | -Someone gives a speech on friendship | |
61 | -A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used | |
62 | -A nature based jutsu is used | |
63 | -A hokage is shown or referenced | |
64 | -A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain | |
65 | -Someone does/uses something overly impractical | |
66 | ||
67 | One Piece | |
68 | -Luffy mentions meat | |
69 | -Luffy is a retard | |
70 | -Zoro puts on his bandana or gets lost | |
71 | -Nami is greedy | |
72 | -Usopp lies | |
73 | -Sanji lights a cigarette | |
74 | -Chopper eats a Rumble Ball | |
75 | -Robin is morbid | |
76 | -Franky says Super or talks about his week | |
77 | -Luffy activates Gear 2nd or Gear 3rd | |
78 | -Sanji and Zoro argue | |
79 | -Someone talks about dreams, the New World, or a New Age | |
80 | -A future antagonist is foreshadowed or talked about | |
81 | -There's a DON or DODON | |
82 | -Someone does their signature laugh | |
83 | -Bullets or cannonballs are useless | |
84 | -A new Devil Fruit user shows up | |
85 | -Gol D. Roger, One Piece or the Pirate King is mentioned | |
86 | -"Overtaken", "The Very, Very, Very Strongest" or "Difficult" play | |
87 | -The weather is fucked up in the Grand Line | |
88 | -Brooke makes a bone pun | |
89 | -Brooke and Sanji do something perverted | |
90 | -Hancock starts gushing about Luffy | |
91 | -Sanji fawning over a chick, 2 if he uses "Nami my darling" or any pet names for the girls | |
92 | -Someone mentions "Pirate king" | |
93 | -2 shots whenever Zoro gets lost, again | |
94 | ||
95 | Tengen Toppan Gurren Lagan | |
96 | -Gattai (combination) | |
97 | -Row row, fight the powah | |
98 | -Someone mentions Simon's drill piercing the heavens | |
99 | -Simon acts like a pussy | |
100 | -Someone mans up | |
101 | -There's a manly speech | |
102 | -QUALITY is in effect (EXCEPT episode 4) | |
103 | -TTGL waifu talk starts up | |
104 | -Down your drink when Kamina dies | |
105 | -Boobs are about to bust out of a bra | |
106 | -Drills are used as a euphemism for penises | |
107 | ||
108 | Hellsing Ultimate: | |
109 | -There's blood | |
110 | -Someone gets mauled | |
111 | -Someone mistakes Integra for a man | |
112 | -Someone brings attention to Seras's boobs | |
113 | -Alucards plays around with opponents while fighting | |
114 | -Seras acts cute | |
115 | -You feel weird feelings about Schrodinger | |
116 | -Someone gets violently killed | |
117 | -Someone quotes the Abridged version | |
118 | -Tits get shown | |
119 | -*BLEEP* | |
120 | - | Beware the Batman: |
120 | + | |
121 | - | -You see an actual person inhabiting the city. |
121 | + | |
122 | - | -There's an ass shot. |
122 | + | |
123 | - | -Bruce gets his shit kicked in. |
123 | + | |
124 | - | -They zoom in on a plot device. |
124 | + | |
125 | - | -Something is actually happening. |
125 | + | |
126 | - | -There's a street scene with no people there, even if it's daytime |
126 | + | |
127 | - | -You learn about a new Batman villain |
127 | + | |
128 | - | -The nerdy scientist tries to hit on Katana |
128 | + | |
129 | -Someone breaks the fourth wall | |
130 | -Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode) | |
131 | -Meow points out the obvious | |
132 | ||
133 | Cowboy Bebop | |
134 | -The three old guys show up | |
135 | -Faye gets herself in trouble | |
136 | -Someone pulls a gun | |
137 | -Tank! finishes playing | |
138 | -Spike mentions hating either kids or pets. | |
139 | -Any character says bounty. | |
140 | -Spike does something borderline awesome/badass | |
141 | -You d'aaw at Ed | |
142 | -Faye gets herself into trouble | |
143 | -"See You Space Cowboy" shows up | |
144 | ||
145 | FMA: Brotherhood | |
146 | -Hughes is mentioned | |
147 | -Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene | |
148 | -Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body | |
149 | -Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal" | |
150 | -Someone calls Ed short | |
151 | -The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back | |
152 | -Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass. | |
153 | -Armstrong takes off his shirt | |
154 | -Von Hohenheim is depressed | |
155 | -Anyone says something about a philosophers stone. | |
156 | -King Bradly is being a badass | |
157 | ||
158 | Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex | |
159 | -You see all that CGI in the First Gig Intro | |
160 | -They drop a title | |
161 | -You don't understand what was just said | |
162 | -Togusa uses his revolver | |
163 | -There's a gory gunshot wound | |
164 | -Anytime the Major's outfit makes her look less attractive. | |
165 | -Tachikomas say something cute | |
166 | -Togusa makes a comment about being pretty un-cyborg, or someone comments on his lack of cyborg | |
167 | -A philosophical discussion happens (two shots if Kuze is involved) | |
168 | - | Star Wars: The Clone Wars |
168 | + | -The Laughing Man logo appears. |
169 | -Down your drink when the /ss/ episode happens | |
170 | - | -Ashoka acts self-righteous |
170 | + | |
171 | - | -Orange buttcheeks |
171 | + | Big O S2 |
172 | - | -Clone misses a shot |
172 | + | -Roger calls Dorothy by her full name |
173 | - | -When Anakin does something considerably evil |
173 | + | -Dorothy acts somewhat human |
174 | - | -A Clonetrooper dies and everyone makes a big whoop about it |
174 | + | -Someone says Megadeus |
175 | - | -The droids say/do something stupid |
175 | + | -The military shows up |
176 | - | -Two shots when the series references one of the original trilogy movies. When the Chewbacca episode comes on, drink until you can't. |
176 | + | -The military is useless |
177 | -Angel acts seductive | |
178 | -Memories are mentioned | |
179 | -There is an obvious Batman homage | |
180 | -Norman curses | |
181 | -Empty the bottle when Schwarzwald makes his speech | |
182 | ||
183 | Samurai Jack | |
184 | -Jack yells AKUUUU | |
185 | -Jack gets naked | |
186 | -Aku laughs | |
187 | -Jack lets his hair down | |
188 | -Black blood or motor oil | |
189 | -The Scotsman says something ridiculous |