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I have to admit, I'm impressed. You found me, and that's not something many people can claim. 
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What? 
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[A darkly amused snort.] 
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No. You may have seen me, but I'm not going to take you under my wing. I'm not in /that/ business. Frankly, I understand what you want from me. You want to be able to keep up. Worried that I'm too skilled for you? 
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No. You may have seen me, but I'm not going to take you under my wing. I'm not in /that/ business. Frankly, I already know what you want from me. You want to be able to keep up. Worried that I'm too skilled for you? 
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[He catches on to the "average-intelligence mundane wants to play a genius" dilemma quite quickly. Naturally.]
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If you really want to learn... It's on you. Babysitting is /definitely/ not a job I'm taking on.
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Oh, I wouldn't call myself a genius. I'm just the best at what I do. If you really want to learn... It's on you. Babysitting is /definitely/ not a job I'm taking.
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I'm flattered by your interest, I suppose, but I have no reason to be involved with you, or these games. From the sound of it, I've done stranger things - which you know too much about - but I'm in the middle of something, as it is. You're just going to have to wait your turn, if you really want my... services. Get in line. 
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[He chuckles.]
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Really, I never thought I'd /want/ to resume serving a stint as a sardine...
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See? I know there are some things I'm not good at.
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[Now he's just being mean :l]
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I'm flattered by your interest, I suppose, but I'll have to pass on these games. From the sound of it, I've done stranger things - which you know too much about - but I'm in the middle of something, as it is. You're just going to have to wait your turn, if you really want my... services. There's a line forming.